About AltKnight


I'm a happy married 46 year old man, and LUSH is my release from daily life. Where I can explore my inner naughtiness in all it's glory.

I'm a writer of lusty, bawdy and occasionally very dirty poetry and short stories. I'm always open to feedback, so please, don't be shy!

Mike Kelly
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Open Relationship
Letchworth Garden City, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
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11 Dec 2018 22:30
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My best mate's sister

Went to my best mate's party, where I met his older sister. We starting getting on so well, I took a chance and kissed her. She gripped me hard and kissed me back, then took me by the hand, the evening got more interesting, than even I had planned. We went out to the garden, all the way behind some trees. Before I knew what hit me, she was down onto her knees. She fumbled with my...

Added 02 May 2015 | Category Erotic Poems | Votes 14 | Avg Score 4.86 | Views 2,469 | 11 Comments

Fucked up fairy tales: Snow White

Snow White was truly beautiful. Snow White was truly blessed. With deep brown eyes, black silken hair and a more than ample chest. Throughout the land she was proclaimed the purest, sweetest, but beneath that nice exterior she was a total slut. She'd fucked most of the palace guard. The stable girls and boys, she liked to keep on stand by as her dirty little toys. She liked to lick a pussy...

Added 25 Apr 2015 | Category Erotic Poems | Votes 16 | Avg Score 5 | Views 2,419 | 13 Comments

Let me...

Let me cover you in chocolate. Let me lick your body clean. Let me use it as a lubricant, for something quite obscene. Let me smear it on your naughty bits. Let me cover each delight. Let me stand back and admire, my sweet artwork. What a sight. Let me use my tongue to lap it. Let me use my tongue to taste. Let me nibble every morsel, making sure there is no waste. Let me taste it from...

Added 12 Apr 2015 | Category Erotic Poems | Votes 10 | Avg Score 4.9 | Views 1,382 | 8 Comments

If you show me yours

I'll show you mine, if you show me yours. I'll drop my pants, if you drop your drawers. Do a quick cartwheel and give me a flash. I'll get my knob out for a view of your gash. Come on, do it quickly before the bell goes. We can do it so quietly, nobody will know. I'll give you a tickle; you give me a squeeze. And if we've got time, I'll get down on my knees. Shit, there goes the bell;...

Added 07 Apr 2015 | Category Erotic Poems | Votes 8 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,464 | 4 Comments


If I had the cunny, and you had the cock. If you wore the trousers, and I wore the frock. Would you be forceful or would you seduce? would you put my pretty mouth to good use? Would I give it up easily or would I tease? Would I make you beg 'til you're down on your knees? Would you be charming Or would you be gruff? Would you caress me or would you be rough? Would you lick my pussy,...

Added 03 Apr 2015 | Category Erotic Poems | Votes 7 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,315 | 7 Comments

My Penis...

My penis is a Popsicle, So won't you come and lick, The swollen crown that sits atop, My throbbing, pulsing dick. Come take it all into your mouth, And let your lips embrace, My aching length as it begins, To fuck your pretty face. Then as my cum approaches, I will slip my fat knob free, And cream across your smiling face, Now what fun that...

Added 31 Mar 2015 | Category Erotic Poems | Votes 6 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,362 | 5 Comments

Come tickle

Come tickle my testicles. give them a squeeze. Give them some love while your down on your knees. Give them a licking. Dear god that feels good. My cock's now as hard as mahogany wood. I take it in hand, with an audible sigh. We wouldn't want it to poke you in the eye. You give them attention, first one then the other, for just the right time and then switch to it's brother. The...

Added 17 Mar 2015 | Category Erotic Poems | Votes 3 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,474 | 3 Comments

What to do with an erection

If you're faced with an erection and you don't know what to do, I've had a little think and I've got some ideas for you. You could use it as a mug tree. you can use it to roll dough. You could use it as a stopper for your bottle of Bordeaux. You could use it to hang towels on after having a hot shower. You could use it as a sundial casting shadows on the hour. You could use it as a rudder...

Added 13 Mar 2015 | Category Erotic Poems | Votes 8 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,331 | 6 Comments

Do you have?

Do you have a hairy muffler? Do you keep it pretty trim? Or do you prefer the natural look and have a furry quim? Is it tufts of purest amber? Is it flowing, free and fair? Is it dark and thick and curly, like a wire brush down there? Or maybe you're quite arty and you shape the hair around? Perhaps you are a shaver with a soft, sweet, puffy mound. These are the things I think about when...

Added 12 Mar 2015 | Category Erotic Poems | Votes 5 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,238 | 5 Comments

I love to watch

I love to watch you touch yourself, and have a little tease. I love to watch you slowly strip and give your tits a squeeze. I love to watch your finger tips caress your naked skin. I love to watch them touch your lips then down across your chin. I love to watch your hands descend down deep between your thighs. I love to watch your pleasure build as I look into your eyes. I love to watch...

Added 08 Mar 2015 | Category Erotic Poems | Votes 9 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,456 | 8 Comments

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