About apronedsamurai


Hi there; and welcome to my profile! I am a 26 year old male living in Scotland, and to be honest, for better and for worse, I am not your typical 20 something male. I am an avid writer and reader, although I have yet to "cut my teeth" on erotica.

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Feudalistic Japanese history, especially the Menji period. Yakuza films, anything by Takeshi Miike; and classical Latin works.


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Topic: Dreams DO come true......
Posted: 25 Jan 2013 15:52

No, it was a different girl.

The girl today I knew from a university course that took place six years ago.

The girl you are referring to in that link there, was from a different university course that took place, last year. Completely different girls, timeframes and institutions.

I had no idea that I had posted "often" about that other girl. By own recollection I have posted about THAT girl, only once. I therefore struggle to see the issue..

Topic: Dreams DO come true......
Posted: 25 Jan 2013 12:20

Nah, not likely. I'm not rich, and shes married.

Topic: Dreams DO come true......
Posted: 25 Jan 2013 12:03

Hi guys.

I have had a very bizzare day today; so surreal that I cannot help but wonder how the hell it came about.

When I was university 6 years ago, there was a pretty girl in my class who I really liked and had a big crush on but never had a chance to ask out.

I use prostitutes, and imagine my shock when I make a booking with an escort from a website, go to the apartment and discover, lo and behold its the same girl from my class!

I couldn't believe it, and her body was even more sexy than I thought it would be. She was so sweet and it was such an erotic experience.

I was really shy and awkward initally because I had such feelings for her and because I knew her previously. I had this fantasy and, well, she was more than willing to go ahead with it. She also did something for me which Ive never experienced, and was blown away with it.

I will probably be writing a story shortly about the event; but wow!

Just wondering if anyone else had similar experiences?

Topic: What does your username mean?
Posted: 17 Nov 2012 15:54

Samurai: the feudalistic, civil servant warrior caste of feudal Japan; devoted to the notion of readiness to die if necessary; an unwavering loyalty to one's master; and a adherence to a rigid set of protocols and rules of etiquette. After a very life-altering experience, I was fortunate to have a positive role model in my life who I adopted as my "master" (in a non-sexual sense).

I chose aproned for several reasons. It serves as a foil to the notion of a samurai; aprons serves as a domesticated, trader/craftsman sentiment, or of home and cooking. I also belong to an organisation which historically makes use of; aprons to denote rank and soliditary. The two combined; made my name.

Topic: Guilt about....having a crush on a girl?
Posted: 29 Oct 2012 02:35

I feel exceptionally silly writing this; and fear that I may perhaps find myself the recipient of a rebuke, but its causing enough angst in me to risk the censure.

There is a girl in my class who I do not speak to, have no friends in common with; and generally move in different circles. And yet; I am immensely excited and aroused by her; drawing comfort from the sight of her and her perfume. In short, there is no shortage of lust directed towards this girl.

And yet; whenever I try to visualise her in a sexual way, or even a faintly erotic way....I can't. I cannot do it all, the images won't appear in my head and I actually find myself feeling guilty (!) and ashamed of thinking about her like that.

I know that fantasy is harmless and that as long as it is either unacted upon or acted upon with a consenting partner, then there is no problems. But it seems, for this girl; I just can't even manage that.

Then there are other females, who my imagination goes rampant about and although I would die on the spot with fear should they discover what beastly thoughts I have about then, I am able to visualise them erotically (and indeed have, and climaxed to that).

This girl with whom I have the blind spot for does not remind me of any my family members, she isnt religious or otherwise overly virginal...so why is she causing such an abhorrent reaction?

Topic: Confused.com
Posted: 15 Oct 2012 12:54

And now, for a little light humour to alleviate the tension:


Topic: drinking urine
Posted: 30 Sep 2012 15:31


Topic: Your past self
Posted: 27 Sep 2012 12:12

Id tell my earlier self that trust is a luxury, and that the world is a cold, harsh place. You are all alone in this world, and trusting others is weakness; and invites damage. You need to be strong, stop smiling so much; and learn ruthlessness as a reality. Don't trust the system; once your in it, you will never come out. Stick to your own kind; they will provide mutual support and protection.

When you are wronged; you MUST punish. If you pardon one sin, you invite a thousand more upon yourself. Be what the world wants you to be, rather than yourself. Don't struggle.

Topic: Favorite show.
Posted: 26 Sep 2012 16:06

Yugioh, Yugioh GX, NYPD Blue, Law and Order Criminal Intent.

Topic: Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted: 25 Sep 2012 03:58

Err; it doesnt seem to be appearing?

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My name is Waxy; and the map to my life is on my face, bodyand hands: a patchwork of scars and badly healed fractures. I first got pinched when I was eleven; stealing fruit from the back of cart vendors as they moved through the neighbourhood and then selling it on for a dime a piece. It was as honest as work as I could get and when you’re born into poverty; right and wrong don’t factor in...

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I was dead. Yet, with a look from her, I was reborn. Lucinda. There was a name that had near mystical properties for my ears; a word that could electrify every fibre of my being, or leave me a crumpled, sobbing mess. Never had a thing or person in my years managed to elicit such a visceral, even animalistic reaction from me and if I were to be frank, I was more than a little...

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