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Wassup people, my real name is John, im origionally from North East of England, but i've just returned to the UK after 2 years travelling in beautiful Australia , its been an incredible Journey and nothing short of amazing.

Ok about me. Im definately a social person, meeting new people is one of my favorite things and I love making new friends. I enjoy social drinking and probably party way to much, but what the hell, I enjoy it.

I have great friends in England, and thanks to my travels I made a thousand more in Oz, travel has become my new love. Having a laugh and a joke with people makes my world go round, I've always been outgoing, and consider myself to have a sense of humor and generally find it easy to mix in .

Also a big fan of gaming and online stuff, i spend waaaay too much time on the internet lol, and i used to play ps3 alot too (too bad i sold it when i left for Oz), but yeah love my video game, particularly Final Fantasy, love stuff like that!.

Privately I'm a very sexual person, in fact sex i think is one of the best thing life has to offer! I'm in life for the journey, and that means having many experiences. Ive considered doing erotic writing for a while now, sure porn can be okay to watch, but i think words actually hold far more power and can have a greater effect on people.

I just stumbled across this site purely by accident, i was just looking for some erotic stories to read, when i saw this site i was intrigued, and thought it would be something fun to try my hand at it, and see what people of think of both me and my writing.

I'm happy to make friends and have some good banter here, but im not looking for anything in particular, sure i would chat and message if i like somebody, and i'll uploading some pics so people can see who i am, but I don't do naked pics or anything, i'm not that easy , If u want to get to know me better then there are other ways of doing that.

One thing i will ask, is if you send me a request, please have some pics where i can see who you are, and i dont mean a little thumbnail where i have to get the binoculars out just to see you properly, theres nothing worse than a faceless profile.

If i like somebody, they might be lucky enough to get my facebook, who knows, never say never. Anyways lets just see how it goes, and if u wanna know anything more about me, just ask, i won't bite, unless you ask nicely.

I will say that I like flirty and naughty chat, who doesnt, thats all good fun, but actual "cyber" sex doesnt do anything for me, i simply have no interest in it.

Likes: Laughter, Sambuca, Vodka, John Smiths, Kopparberg, Me Mates, Comedy, Dance, Rock, Indie, Newcastle United, Audi, BMW, Porsche, Spag bol, Pizza, Lasagne, Slash, Steven Tyler, Axl Rose, Wwe wrestling, UFC, Ricky Hatton, PS3, Final Fantasy, Mock the Week, Stewie & Brian Griffin, Inbetweeners, Celebrity Juice, Auf Wiedersehen Pet, Fearne Cotton, Cheryl Cole, Natalie Portman, Golf, Gym, keeping fit, Sleeping, being paid, Weekends, Formula 1, and of course partying like a rockstar! :-)

Dislikes: Injustice, bullies, ignorance, people who put others down, being skint, Kerry Katona, Ndubs, Katie Price, Jeremy Kyle, Liver, sprouts, kidney, rave music, Whiskey, Justin Bieber, Glee, My name is Earl, Fernando Alonso, being bored, Petrol prices, insurance companies, politicians, Hospitals, Hangovers and Mondays!

John Paul
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Middlesbrough, North Yorkshire, United Kingdom
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Formula 1, PS3, Golf, Final Fantasy, Football (soccer obv lol) Darts, Drinking, Partying n socialising, Rock and Indie music, oh and sex of course, nearly forgot that ha =)
Favorite Books:
Slash Autobiography, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Hunger Games, Game of Thrones, The Fallen Moon. The Game.
Favorite Authors:
Neil Strauss, JK Rowling.
Favorite Movies:
Layer Cake, Green Street ,Snatch, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Yellow Submarine, Rise Of The Footsoldier, CLUBBED, Shrek, Hitman, The Thing, Die Hard, Braveheart, Trainspotting, Top Gun, Gladiator, The Last Samurai, V For Vendetta, Troy, Gangs of New York, Star Wars, Silent Hill, Fast & Furiour, Avatar, The Lord of the Rings, Rocky, Armageddon, Men of Honor, Enemy at the Gates, I Robot, Matrix, Dawn of the Dead, Oceans 11, The Transporter, RocknRolla, Alien, Dances with Wolves, Instinct, Sliding Doors
Favorite Music:
Aerosmith, Guns N Roses, 30 Seconds to Mars, My Chemical Romance, All American Rejects, Boys Like Girls, Scouting for Girls, Michael Jackon, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, The Script, Biffy Clyro, The Bravery, Kings of Leon, The Big Pink, Keane, Greenday, One Republic, Coldplay, Kasabian, Stereophonics, Coldplay, Pink, Nickelback, Razorlight, Fratellis, Feeder, Muse, U2, Bon Jovi, Blink182, Sum41, Smash Mouth, Snow Patrol, All Time Low, The Killers, The Clash, Queen, Cheryl Cole, Bob Dylan, Example, Calvin Harris, Mackelmore, Bruce Springsteen, Avril Lavigne, Alanis Morrisette, Stone Roses, The Pixies, Eminem.


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Topic: Best Beaches You Been To?
Posted: 08 Oct 2014 09:43

Manly and Bondi have the big reputations, but they're honestly not all that, just good for surf. The most beautiful one I've been to was probably Cronulla Beach, it's more of an inlet, so the sea is calm and tranquil. There was also an awesome one in Queensland, I think it was called Bramston.

I can't think of any nice beaches in England though, it's not a beach country because the for at least 6 months of the year the weather is shite. Hurry up global warming...

Topic: Avoiding the Friendzone
Posted: 13 Jul 2014 16:18

Negging is a losers trick. I've heard guys doing it, I know Mystery liked a neg or two, but it's a tactic that I really do not like, and the most confident, socially adept guys, wouldn't stoop so low. It's a clear display of insecurity when you have to insult a woman and drag her down to your level, in an effort to get her knickers off.

True men who have played the game, will always remember the golden rule. Leave her better than you found her. Doesn't mean you need to shower her in compliments, but you should at least make a women feel good about herself.

A true gentleman tries to raise himself to her level, not degrade her to his. The only time a Neg should/could be an outside option, is when dealing with a 'I-worship-the-ground-I-walk-on' kinda girl who so consumed with her own beauty that she downgrades everybody else in the room, so the neg is deployed in order to get her off her high horse. I have to say, I never Neg, and if I have, it's been accidental. But don't mistake a Neg for flirtatious teasing. Which is fun, attractive and pumps the sexual tension up a knotch.

Topic: Avoiding the Friendzone
Posted: 10 Jul 2014 12:35

don't decide what you need to do is hit on them harder or w/ more stealth, lot of guys who frequent PUA sites think you need to do one of those things, and it's fuck-all annoying.

Actually, I've never heard a PUA do this at all, this does not sound like PUA advice, it sounds like AFC advice (Average Frustrated Chump).

A PUA would give you the opposite advice, in fact if you'd looked above you would have seen what a PUA has to say.

I have to back up Dancing Doll.

By getting yourself in the friendzone, you're less trustworthy than every other guy in town. Because you're technically in a position of trust, but you have BIG ulterior motives. You're not being true to yourself, you're not being honest to her, you're a fake friend, you're just too gutless to go for it.

Something along the lines of distancing yourself from her so that she starts to seek you, being must more relaxed and far less needy in her presence, attending and inviting her to your own exciting agenda, instead of fighting to become part of her agenda all the time, meeting new interesting people instead of dedicating so much time to her. D
Don't seek her approval, don't look for her to validate you, don't ask for her opinion, don't compliment her on anything, unless she has actually earned it. Disqualify her if you have to, and make her work for your attention. Imagine how you would act if you wern't attracted to her, and don't treat her any differently from them.
Don't put her needs before the needs for yourself and others in the room. Gain your own social proof and become the centre of the room. I know it's bizzare and sounds like reverse psychology, but its true.

In this wierd world it's the guys who are the most relaxed, don't give a fuck take-a-chance, strong, confident guys, that get the results. You've got plenty of time to be needy, compilmentary and loving towards her, once you're in a relationship with her.

And often, what women say they want in a relationship, is not necessarly the same thing that attracts them during the intial courtship phase. Needy guys are far too easy, and not much fun. Putting in less effort can get you better results. As Neil Strauss says, It takes alot of effort to look effortless.

This doesn't mean you need to be an arsehole, not at all, but don't go above the call of duty until she has earned it, because for some reason this world seems to think that attractive people are automatically owed something.

And for fuck sake, let go of your outcome. If it doesn't happen, move on and don't beat yourself up, negative thoughts will just damage your chances with other girls you like in the future.


I had to youtube that because I honestly didnt believe it. Ha Brilliant

Topic: Avoiding the Friendzone
Posted: 08 Jul 2014 11:09

As the girls, but I don't care, because I have something important to contribute here. Asking a woman what attracts her, i've found can be a red herring. Because the simple fact is that most people don't know what attracts them, they only think they know... Muscles, tattoos, tall etc etc... I've heard it all, and yes I'm sure women would say thats what they find attractive, and believe me, almost all of them are still susceptible to falling for a short thin guy with no tattos IF the guy in question has a host of other attractive qualities.

Avoiding the friend zone is actually highly easy. But for inexperienced people, it's always the same trap that gets them, every, single, time. Because getting the girl you want can oft at times require counter intuitive behaviour. I know because I've been there, ALOT of times in the past, until my journey through life, and (various reading material) actually enlightened me about how attraction works. There are many hints and tips I've picked up along the way, and yes, to anybody who has read The Game, will know what I'm talking about.

Alot of people think attraction is simply built in, you either are, or you aren't. This is a lie. You CAN learn to be attractive. When girls say they have a type, and you're not it, blow them out of the water. Yes we all have our 'type', and yet we are still completely capable of falling for somebody that goes against all of the traits of our 'type'.

I'm dating a girl who is 2 inches taller than me, my 'type' is small and petit and usually not taller than my shoulder. Theres one theory blown.

I'm no pickup artist, I've had alot of failures and rejections with women, but I've also had my fair share of success, so I know now how this stuff works

I found this on Neil Strauss' website, read it, take it in, it's handy information.

3 Ways To Avoid Being Friend-Zoned
Posted by Neil on Jun 12, 2014 | 26 comments

Today’s guest blogger, writer and Inner-Circle member Georgie Beal, gives us the female perspective on the dreaded friend-zone…

A general definition of the friend-zone would be the state of limbo a boy feels when he has obtained a friend like relationship with a girl with the intent of future intimacy that is denied or ignored by the other party.

It’s understandable why this relationship would confuse and frustrate. Especially considering the time and effort that might have been given to nurture the friendship. However it must be remembered that unlike boys, girls are designed to seek commitment and resources before selecting their partner. This is the basic instinct the majority of females feel.

With this in mind, it makes sense that if a girl can acquire commitment and resources without the exchange of sex, why would she bother to provide intimacy in return? Similarly, if a man can get sex without commitment, why would he bother to commit? In most cases he wouldn’t, just as woman won’t.

Women have had an understanding of this for a long time, which is why advice has historically been given that a girl should play hard to get, make him wait before sex and so on. In doing so, adding value to herself and the assets she offers. In this case, the intimacy she can provide is her precious asset. In a man’s case, it is his commitment and resources.

To ensure you are not stuck in limbo, as so many men often are, there are three important rules to remember when having a friendship with a girl you wish to turn into something more.

Be The Gatekeeper Of Your Emotional Support

I find that the most common mistake for guys whining about being stuck in the friend-zone is that they all fall into the same trap. They talk to the target girl about everything, they are the shoulder she cries on, providing emotional support without restrictions, while assuming in some way this will increase the bonding in the relationship. It will not.

Most girls are used to discussing their feelings with many different types of people. This is not a special or rare occurrence. Particularly these feelings are often shared with their closest female friends. By socializing in such a way before romantic feelings have developed for the girl, one is putting themselves in a feminine social position. Clearly a disadvantageous spot to be in.

To avoid this, the key here is to make a girl work for your emotional support providing capabilities. Do not let yourself be associated with her misery or misfortune, or worse yet her flailing relationships. Instead, rather be a friend she turns to when she is need for excitement, fun and adventure. By doing so you are associating yourself with similar feelings to arousal rather than all the negativity in her life.

Emotional support is the prize you offer, make her work for it. Don’t hand it out to everyone like it has no value. Save it for the relationship.
Treat Her As Your Equal

Another behavior many guys display when stuck in the friend-zone is that they idolize their target. Prioritizing her needs above their own, her whims above their friends. In doing so, putting the target in a position of power. This is unhealthy as well as undesirable to the target.

Most women will not be attracted to men who so easily become doormats. As frustrating as it is, being the perfect friend will in no way convince a girl to leave her douchebag boyfriend. In fact, by providing all those boyfriend behaviors without being in an intimate relationship, you are encouraging the girl to stay with her douchebag boyfriend who might stimulate her sexual needs, while you care for her other sexless needs in the background.

Therefore, it is vital to treat her as any other friend. If you wouldn’t go out of your way to drive your male friend home, do not drive your female friend home. All these affectionate and resource providing behaviors need to be saved for the dating and relationship stage. Doing so under the pretext of friendship will only solidify that friendship and ensure a very difficult battle out of it.
Make A Move

Lastly, the most important rule to remember is that you actually need to make a move. In the modern world, it is perfectly acceptable for a boy to be friends with a girl without ulterior motives. Being aware of this, girls now may have doubt in their minds as to what your feelings and intentions are. The longer you wait to act, the more time they have to convince themselves that you are not attracted to them and not an option for a future boyfriend. Having this thought diminishes your chances considerably.

Furthermore, the girl may simply not be that into you as you lack the skills or technique to gain her interest yet. This information is better known early on as it prevents the friend-zone situation occurring in the first place. This does not mean you necessarily have to give up on the girl or the friendship but at least you know where you stand in her eyes and have the option to pursue others.
What To Do If You’re Already In The Zone

Assuming you are already friend-zoned, all this information is probably coming to you a little bit late. However fear not, you can still make it out if you are prepared to make the sacrifices.

Firstly, you need to stop contacting your targeted friend. Slowly but surely, you need to distance yourself, become less familiar and fade out of her life. This may take time, a few months at minimum, years if necessary. Secondly, you must utilize this time, become the man you want to be, achieve your goals, meet new people, have new relationships, obtain life experience. If you’re not prepared to do this, you have to ask yourself if you’re attitude isn’t perhaps holding you back in the first place. Thirdly, after a period of time away with new changes and developments to present, approach your target again. Be flirtatious from the start and make it apparent you are no longer the sweet door mat she remembers. You have changed and are worth her attention now. Nothing is more attractive to woman than transformation in a man.

If you follow the above three rules in all your interactions, as well as other techniques you’ve learned you have a shot at a success. Remember, you have value. There is no reason to lower your position, maintain your status and at the very least she will respect you more for it.

This was just a copy and paste, Don't credit me for this...

Topic: Would you do me?
Posted: 31 May 2014 03:49

Fuck me I never seen so many sexually neglected train spotters on one topic before. You're all mad...

I have zero interest in being a tool for somebody elses fantasy.

Posted: 24 May 2014 18:23

I'm obsessed with this show, nothing comes close to it. It's best I keep comments to a minimum or you'll never get me to shut up ha :)

Favorite Charicter: It has to be The Hound, hands down, recently finding out so much about him has been captivating, there is a heart behind that tough exterior, but I also love how realistic he is. He knows the world, and what the realm is. He sees people for what they are. He's smarter than you first realise. Runners up are Bronn and Tyrion for there awesome banter, Jaime (I know right what the fuck?) he really grew on me the last couple of seasons, I dispised him through season 1&2. Jaqen H'Gar, for his mysteque, and for being the first person in Game of Thrones to voice the best two words I've ever heard. VALAR MORGHULIS.

Most Hated: Cersei - obviously. Petr Baelish (Littlefinger) - again and obvious one. Meryn Trant, he thinks he's mister big, but shits himself in a real fight. Ramsey Snow, although I do find his scenes awesome. Walder Frey. Dirty old perv. I'm sure I could name more.

Hottest Woman. Most people go with Daenary's for number 1. Not me. I'd jump in bed with Margaery Tyrell first, every single time (as if she's 31 IRL!). Theres something about her smile that makes the erotic section of my brain completely reel. I also have a thing for Ygritte, she has a kick ass attitude. She remind me of somebody like Mila Jovovich. Sansa Stark is of course a total beauty, and now all men can rejoice as she is officially over age ;) and Lady Melisander (The Red Woman) has to be a cougar of the year.

Most Boring/pointless: Right now, I find the whole Brandon Stark plot a real drag, I'm not sure what the crack is with his special powers, I guess it's heading somewhere, but there is so much good stuff happening, I hate it when it cuts to their scenes, because in comparison they seem to be quite tame and lack excitement. Despite the fact I like her scenes, and like her, Brienne is quite a boring charicter, she's just all about duty and honor, without Jaime she's not so much fun to watch.

I wanna say more, but I'll leave it for now.....told ya I'd never shut up haaa

Topic: Have you fallen for a Geordie Lad?
Posted: 12 May 2014 13:21

I had no idea Charlie Hunnam was a Geordie. Well there you go!

I'm actually from Durham, about 25miles south, but thats close enough but most peoples standards, plus I'm a Newcastle United supported, so I'll class myself as a Geordie thanks. ;)

Just to clear something up. The term Geordie has kinda been Hijacked by people from newcastle, it was origionally designated to all people with North East origins, that included Sunderland and County Durham too. Pahaha Dirty Mackems! (I'm kidding relax!)

It comes from the old mining days, when a fella called George (Stephenson... could be?) designed a mining lamp that was used throughout all of England, in the mining industry. It was used all over the country, until another fella, called "Davey", came along and designed another, better lamp, known as a Davey Lamp. The rest of Englands mining towns and cities decided to go with the newer more updated Davey lamp and scrap the Geordie lamp, except for the North East, who decided for whatever reason, that they preffered the older Geordie lamp, much to the astonishment of the rest of the country. From then on, North Eastern people, were reffered to, as GEORDIES.

Learn something new every day with me around haha.

Or maybe Geordettes?

Lmao, Geordettes! I like that. Might have to start using that ha :)

One a bit of a side note, one wierd thing I've noticed, is that in Game of Thrones, Liam Cunningham who plays Ser Davos, uses a geordie accent (and he's Irish too, which shows he is a awesome actor because it's a hard dialect to perfect). But he's the only one in the whole show who uses it, the rest are all Lancashire/Yorkshire/Manchester/Sheffield/Bristol types. It's nice to actually hear that british accent on TV for once! Instead of your usual Hugh Grant type or Cockney gangster.

The only other TV show notorious for having Geordies, would be Geordie Shore of course

Other famous people who I only just found out are Geordies would be, Bryan Johnson (Current lead singer of ACDC) Rowan Atkinson (MR Bean, BlackAdder, Johnny English) although he's clearly lost his accent, Alun Armstrong, actor in Braveheart, Les Miserables, Get Carter and many more, and Ridley Scott, who made the Alien and Promethius films.

Amazing what a bit of research can do

Topic: Any small cocks here? Or any small cock lovers?
Posted: 09 Apr 2014 14:00

Warning: Small Cock

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Topic: Is this a sign that I should back off?
Posted: 18 Mar 2014 13:38

Play it Cool. If you try hard, you die hard.

I don't see the reason why you're particularly attracted to this person any more than other eligable bachelors in the pool. So you chatted and got on, but thats trivial information at this stage. You're giving yourself a hard time unnecessarly, but we've all done it. I can't count the amount of times I've been missed around, or received the 'hot cold hot cold' treatment. It's frustating, but it sounds like you're veering more towards obession, that has been strengthened because of rejection, than actual attraction. Even if he was interested, obsession is likely to drive him away and be intimidated.

Remember that you live in your own reality, so in matters like this, you need to flip script. You be the confident one, you be the non-needy one, you show how much fun you are, and love of life you have, without actually trying to direct too much attention to yourself. Theres a huge difference between showing off, and people knowing that you're showing off. One of the Paradoxes of dating and courtship behaviour, is that that it takes alot of effort, to look effortless (Thank you for that Neil Strauss).

One scenario that I suspect, is that he has been dating or courting this Katie, and they've hit a rough spot, pahaps not talking to each other or on the rocks. Often when this happens, people don't change their facebook status, because they are not sure if this situation is dead, or if it will flower again. However during this period they are more open to interest for others, and will make considerations for other potential partners as rebound or backup. Thats my guess on this, it could be entirely false, he may just be a player, on the other hand, she may just be his half-sisters best friend, that he didn't mention.

Checking his facebook is a natural reaction, but The fact that (at least you made it sound like) you are not friends on facebook, tells me you didn't get that close, nor do you really know that much about him. You're getting into territory where you're gonna destroy your own self-esteem, for no good reason.

Relax about the whole thing.

Topic: Daughter or son brings home older bf or gf and there older then u or same age what would you do
Posted: 12 Mar 2014 16:29

Introduce myself and offer them a drink. You know, like a normal human being....

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