Veterinary. Probably a dolphin, but with some kind of wierd genetical accident I was born as a human. Slow sex life. Love some lush stories.
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I believe we all believe that... oh forget it, how can complete such a sentence... so it boils down to being subjective.Since we discussed the issue on the personality feats too, I would just say that I have a very bad feeling about implants, and it's all because of a very very bad dream. The "nightmare" included some kind of "living substance" moving under my skin, and doctor was trying to nail it down using his lancet. The wounds didn't matter, though. The feeling of "something else moving under my skin" felt very... unpleasant.I have never been with someone who has breast implants, but I am sure that same feeling will awaken inside me as soon as I touch them. So I would prefer to stay away.Of course, this is just the result of a bad personal experience... subjective to the bottom.
In my third try, I could get a 84% and pretty good score. It's just like real fly bashing, you just have to move slow, instead of fast, until you deliver the killing blow. And a little trick is to "slide" the weapon! as you hit. Aproach the flies from left side of the screen, and aim a little towards their left. And when you smash it, just pull a little bit righ. %84 in 33 seconds netted me a "very good" score.Now, on to advanced training of fly-hunting. As you may already now, flies have eyes that can see all around (almost 180, with a blind spot towards back.) However, their sight is not "that" good towards up. They still see pretty well, but their responses to aproach from above (or directly below; however this is rare as they should be flying to make use of this angle) Thus our weapons work well when we aproach from above.And using a plastic ruler I had very good results in the past, because it was transparent. Combining this fact with lowered visual senses towards above, I was able to clear my sisters room in short amount of time from the swarm of nasty flies, without waking her up.Howeveri they have an additional defence that you have take into consideration, and it's those little hair all over their body. When you move a flat surface towards the fly in high speed, you create a ripple, or a wave which has a beginning point aproximately 2 cm ahead of the actual surface. When this "shockwave" hits the fly before the surface of your weapon, these little hairs vibrate and fly jumps to flight instinctively, without thinking. This is something like we do when we accidentally touch a hot surface. Thus, many anti-fly weapons have small holes on them, to reduce the size and strength of surface.Oops, I have to go. I will keep up my lecture on advanced fly hunting as if I have nothing better to do in the soon future.
“Keep it steady. The sword is in your hand; do not fear it. Let your opponent be afraid.”She tried to look threatening, but she could feel her arms shaking. She noticed him moving behind her, his arms reaching her hands from both sides. In a moment, she was in his brace. She could feel blood and heat rushing between her legs as their bodies collided.“Like this, and this” in two quick moves he led her to cut imaginary opponents, and now their arms were raised, their bodies pressed together.His breath lingered on her neck.The sword fell.Hope it works. I know it worked at least once.
umm... I don't know if these are weird or not... but.. lets see.It's hard to explain, I will do my best. You see we have two thumb fingers in our hands. Right above the thumb fingers nail is a small, sensitive area. I like rubbing my other hands thumb to this sensitive area. It's like touching silk, but is much more intimate. The best result comes when I rub a beautiful ladies thumb nail to my thumbs sensitive spot... Oh god this sounded so awkward.I like the sound of rain of some metallic roof, or on the hood of my raincoat.When I wear a long jacket or cape (I have one!) I like the wind blowing past my legs. I like all kinds of winds actually, from small breezes to disasterous storms. Wind just... slaps air onto our face, the truth that things we cannot see actually exist.
Stuart is indeed a lycanthrope. He actually thought he was a werewolf, until one day he saw his reflection in a water pond. Since that day, he keeps posting his own picture but says it's his dog.
well, the second one looks like two people on a sofa, one of them smoking. The third one I have seen before, two mexicans peeing a wall? But the first one I have no idea at all.
I hope no dolphins have died... Otherwise, my wrath would have... oh who am I kidding... We as humanity suck.
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I somehow couldn't like buggs bunny at all. I especially do not like him during my morning daze. All feelings are magnified and then applied to a selective filter around me. Those which pass through decide what my day is going to be like, those which can not still make noises so that I don't forget them completely.Yeah... Coffee to solve it all! Removes buggs bunny, daze, feelings, filters, noises...
Sugar.It always puzzled me, almost in all the languages around the world, no matter what their origins are, it's almost the same.Zucker, sugar, şeker, Şakir, sucre, even in latin, saccar (saccarites)
I was sick. A very simple truth that I denied to accept during last few years but instinctively knew. Not some kind of "take-your-pills-and-it's-ok" or "surgery-and-survive" sickness. Something more sinister, more diffused through my body. Maybe even my through soul. One more time I read the e-mail that I was going to send to my boss. I really wanted to talk to him in the face, but it was...
Added 12 Apr 2010 | Category Supernatural
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The true experience stories are being shared, so I wanted to share one of my... distinctive... experiences. I am a little bit scared actually, but I believe it will be worth it. It is completely real. I believe I will have to give a little bit background first, for you to get my true emotional motivations. I will try to keep them as short as possible, not to bore you to death with...
Added 12 Jun 2009 | Category Straight Sex
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the TOUCH It touches; With malign intentions. I can't see them but I know It has your hands. My latest white hair sings Your name And it touches Where it hurts. Taints your smell Where I kept. I call time for help And the pain turns into something Resembling you Without hands And it gives me White hairs. Without hands Absence of you Touches me Through you And leaves sing With...
Added 22 May 2009 | Category Love Poems
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I woke up first. She was still laying over me in the dark, her breasts firmly pressing onto my chest. For a second I was worried, because I generally wake up with a jump from a nightmare, but it seemed she was still asleep. I relaxed, listening to her breath and the sound of waves for about half an hour. I breathed deeply, hoping to trap an essence of her smell inside my lungs. At first...
Added 18 May 2009 | Category Straight Sex
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This was no good, no good at all. She entered my life so unexpectedly, so forcefully, so inevitable that after returning home I felt like a ruin. And that’s me, so-called Iron Lord. Yeah me, the one who is barely conscious now, almost in the limit of alcohol toxicity, with another full glass in his hand. Didn’t even know what I was drinking. I betrayed. I betrayed myself, my rules, and my...
Added 15 May 2009 | Category Straight Sex
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