Sup!Put bluntly, I’m a female twenty-something working as an employment coach, studying part-time for a degree in environmental management, a part-time artist, and doing a whole bunch of sexy things in the gaps in between. I’m often accused of being blunt and crude – and I don’t disagree with that assessment. Saying that, I can happily argue on a whole heap of subjects; politics, literature, economics, art, history and science. Sometimes my pride gets in the way and I find it hard to back down, even if I know I’m wrong. I do, however, love faithfully. Once you’re friends with me, we’ll be friends for a long time, if not for life. I place a good deal of trust in my friends and tend to pick them very carefully. I have a few loves in my life; one is my partner, whom I’ve been with for absolute yonks. Another is my best friends (one an unbelievably sexy and delightful young lady, the other a fabulously Scouse pervert with a penchant for my boobs and/or bum). If you catch me with five minutes to spare, I’ll probably be reading, cooking, dancing to music or masturbating. If you’re lucky, it might be a combination of the above!Sexually, I’m pretty open and don’t tend to get offended, so ask away if there’s anything you want to know! I’m lucky enough to have an on-going somewhat-regular fuckbuddy-type relationship-thing going on with the pervy Scouser, which my partner knows about and participates in – threesomes FTW!Before anyone asks, no, you cannot have my number/Skype ID/pics. I don’t appreciate unsolicited whispers in the chatrooms. And if you treat me like an object then you can, politely, go fuck yourself. I will call you out on your bullshit, so think carefully about whether it’s worth the destruction of your ego. Probably best not to wake the slumbering beast, ‘kay?Anyway, I’m happy to chat about anything and everything – drop me a message, and we can talk! - Ari xx
I hate when someone gives a three or less but doesn't tell you why. That's my main bug-bear with this site and some users.
Kingdom Hearts 2 soundtrack <3
Pyjammies!Comfy-ass top and comfy-ass long bottoms.Let's be honest here, no one cares how I look! XD
My left hand is useless for everything except masturbating <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/freak.gif" alt="Nutbag"> My right hand is useless at masturbating <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/dontknow.gif" alt="dontknow">
From the UK!Soda is like fizzy water.Coke is specifically Coca-Cola (or the cheap equivalent cola)Pop is something the older generation say when they mean any fizzy sweet drinks.Tonic is soda with quinine in it, made for Gin & Tonics.We pretty much call a spade a spade here, so whatever the fizzy stuff is we'll call it by it's name; lemonade, coke, fanta, sprite, whatever.
Pork I'd left in a low oven for 9 hours, mash and veg.No exaggeration, I touched the joint and it fell apart. It was delicious <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/dog.gif" alt="dog">
The Plague Charmer, by Karen Maitland <3
I really, honestly do! Definitely need to clean up after, preferably a la shower!Although, funny story, first time I tried a facial with my fiance, it ended up in both ears and up my nose... <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/coffee.gif" alt="coffee">
Well, this thread seriously fucked me up. I've never "noped" away from somewhere so fast...
Three seconds!I'd been abroad for 3 months. I think the whole "session" if you like, lasted less than 1 minute?The time after that was much, much better though :)
Transcript for Passing Years Steaming water rises to meet elbows, Each balloon refracts rainbow light, Scrub, rinse, drain, Again; Motions made instinctive by the passing years. Arms link about small waist as friendly chains; Warm breath, and Gentle kisses, butterfly-soft alight on Pale column of neck, An unseen smile. A flick of water from untidy fingers, The dark stain spreads...
Added 29 Mar 2017 | Category Erotic Poems
My key clicked in the front door, that satisfying noise so familiar of getting home from a long day. “Sorry, I sort-of ditched you back there. Want a hand?” I asked as Nathan carried his not-exactly light bag up the stairs and down the magnolia corridor to my front door. I got a slightly sarcastic smirk in return. I rolled my eyes and wandered in, dumping my bag in its usual spot and...
Added 01 Mar 2017 | Category Seduction
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I’d turned eighteen the day before our high-school prom. My friend, the girl I’d loved as one of my best friends for the few years we’d known each other, had turned eighteen the previous September. I had a long-term boyfriend of three-and a-bit years by this point; she had one of two years. We were all friends and we’d grown up together. She was beautiful; red hair down to her bra strap,...
Added 11 Jul 2013 | Category Lesbian
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My office was small, barely able to fit the usual office stuff in it; the desk, spinny chair, small filing cabinet and PC made the room so cramped that on summer days the heat was stifling. In winter it was fairly comfortable, the cramped space not allowing out much heat. At least I was near the window so the cool breeze reached me. Although it was an uncomfortable office in the scorching...
Added 19 Jul 2013 | Category Office Sex
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We left the office in silence; she drove. I was in no fit state to be behind the wheel of a moving vehicle. We chatted a little about inane things, completely in contrast to earlier. After a while, a comfortable, if sexually charged, silence fell upon the car. “I’ve never done this before,” she whispered. “Done what, Anne?” I asked, gently placing my hand on hers, which was resting on...
Added 05 Mar 2015 | Category Oral Sex
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The deep, gentletones of Alejandro Manzano filtered their way across the dance floor, marrying with the acoustic guitars in a sweet harmony. Our first dance was beautiful… I twirled under the lights; Storm’s strong hands grasped one of my own, clasping me tight to his body. We spun slowly, our feet in time with the music and our heartbeats. We stared into each other’s eyes, navy and...
Added 12 Jul 2013 | Category Straight Sex
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