Forum posts made by asleep

Topic Flashing - who's done it and why?
Posted 03 Mar 2015 10:12

So there are a few out there :-)
I see that flashing truckers seems to be a recurring theme - lucky them lol

NOT as lucky as you seem to think. Over 1 1/2 million miles, I can only recall one significant / deliberate flashing incidence. Fortunately the traffic was light and I could enjoy the sight. I'm guessing those had to be Double D's. evil4 evil4 evil4

Topic Has The Time Come To DEMAND A Recall Election?
Posted 03 Mar 2015 10:00

What does that even mean? dontknow

...and FELIX ... you failed to ask the "HOW its done?" question dontknow But I seriously doubt there is a viable, rational answer to that. Some just don't get it. d'oh! YOU see the light for sure !! evil4

Topic Do you ever dress provocatively for a visit to the doctor?
Posted 02 Mar 2015 20:15

Nothing story-length. And it was more embarrassing than anything. My gynecologist was out of town so they scheduled my appointment with another ob/gyn in the office. He made a point of telling me he was getting a divorce before he even opened my paper gown. Then right after he does my pelvic exam, with the speculum still in his hand, he asks me for a date! Try turning a guy down for a date when his hands are all over your breasts palpating for breast-lumps! Jeezus!!

So .... how was your date?? :-"

Sorry ... I just HAD to ask...evil4

Topic Which bands have you seen Live?
Posted 01 Mar 2015 14:36

I've seen this group twice and will again for third time in a few months.

Topic Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted 01 Mar 2015 14:32

I'm really / truly picky about my friends and Miss Sprite is a special friend. She's VERY SMART, and quick witted and NOT to be trifled with in a debate. She also *giggles* a lot and has been known to *HUG and run*

Topic What's the last thing you put in your mouth?
Posted 27 Feb 2015 22:06

nightly meds ... 6 in all

Topic Do you feel confident?
Posted 27 Feb 2015 14:06

Sometimes I am and sometimes I'm not. Regardless, I put on my heels and show up . 💋

It "shows" in your writing. You exude "confidence" without being "snooty". Do your students realize this? If not, send them to me!

Topic Cheating....
Posted 27 Feb 2015 11:20

Real life extenuating circumstances make that "hall pass" seem tempting ... very, VERY tempting.

Topic Procrastinating: What should you be doing right now instead of being here?
Posted 27 Feb 2015 11:10

Running errands / vacuum / etc. ... Guest coming tomorrow~

Topic I disagree!
Posted 26 Feb 2015 14:30


I disagree with all of you except Sprite. I agree with her. Oh yeah.

I see now how it is ... trying to kiss up to MISS DISAGREEABLE by agreeing with her. Even when she's in an "agreeable" mood ... a A VERY RARE OCCURANCE ... this all upsets the balance of nature between agreeable and disagreeable. You are welcome to disagree with me.:-" :-" :-"

Topic Do you like to cuddle after sex???
Posted 25 Feb 2015 22:05

There is nothing like laying tangled up with the person you just shared your body with. it brings the intimacy up to a whole new,level. Anybody can screw you then roll over. A special one will hold on to you.

Sorry guys, just seen this was in the ask the guys section. Oops!

KITTY ... NO apology needed. I happen to agree / like your answer very much.

Topic Ask the person below you any question
Posted 25 Feb 2015 22:02


What are you ready / wanting to change in your (love) life?

Topic Procrastinating: What should you be doing right now instead of being here?
Posted 25 Feb 2015 21:58

I should be sleeping. Oppps

lol jerkit sleepy2 sleepy2 sleepy2

Topic I disagree!
Posted 24 Feb 2015 12:52

Let's agree to disagree. Or... Not! That would mean we disagree on if we should agree to disagree.

laughing3 Spoken with the wisdom of a very wise man ... but I disagree where he wanted to agree.Anxious Anxious Anxious

Topic Rough/forceful sex?
Posted 23 Feb 2015 21:10

Is kicking a guy in the balls considered rough sex? If so, I'm totally into it. angel7

Wear your pointy toe cowgirl boots !!

Topic Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted 23 Feb 2015 14:53

One of the most intelligent / intellectual people I've ever known. She is able to "teach" an old dude like me a LOT about love and life. I'd give anything to be able to monitor some of her classes just to gain some more perspective about love and life!

Topic Are you a dry guy or do you use lube when masturbating?
Posted 23 Feb 2015 12:14

dry or soap suds if in shower

Topic Would you have sex with the avatar below you?
Posted 21 Feb 2015 08:07

Hugs Big Hugs evil4 evil4 evil4 :-" :-" :-"

HI, Miss Kitty!!

Will try below AFTER Miss Kitty and I say "Goodbye"

Topic Kiss, Lick, Fuck, or Pass?
Posted 21 Feb 2015 08:05

WHOA, BIG TRUCK...That's Miss Kitty and we do NOT pass her!!

Topic Would you slip into bed naked with the person above you?
Posted 21 Feb 2015 08:03

Embarassed It would be tempting ... VERY TEMPTING Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed :-" :-"

Topic Would you go private with the person above you
Posted 21 Feb 2015 08:01

YES...would love to some time!!

Topic Who is your email provider? (Just for curiosity's sake)
Posted 20 Feb 2015 09:58

gmail ... mostly!!

Topic What are you listening to right now?
Posted 19 Feb 2015 13:49

My wife )(&^#$ and *(&&^(^%$# at her sewing machine. I'm about ready to go outside in the cold just to get away!!

Topic NOT an official stance, but... prospective poets, please read.
Posted 19 Feb 2015 13:29

Not at all, but I know grief junkies when I see them

Plenty of them on the blue side also.

Topic Who would you rather kiss? (above or below)
Posted 19 Feb 2015 06:48

Embarassed Kissing KK above down below!!evil4 evil4 :-" :-" :-"

Topic NOT an official stance, but... prospective poets, please read.
Posted 18 Feb 2015 21:01

overmykneenow wrote:
Poems are taking over Lush. Mind you I think you mods have to shoulder some of the blame for that - you're even accepting haikus now!

Actually, we're not supposed to be. Please let me know (off the forum) if you spot any that slipped through the net.

We process a huge number of submission every month, so it's not surprising if one or two end up being approved by accident.

Thank you. :)


OK...I'm quick to admit I do not know the technicalities of writing style(s), but I did figure out the 5 - 7 - 5 thing with haikus and have seen some rater creative writing(s) in that format ... better than just rhyming for rhyming sake. Thus ... why / what is the problem with haikus...?? dontknow

Posted 18 Feb 2015 20:23

dontknow dontknow dontknow What's it gonna be??evil4 evil4 evil4

Topic Nipples - What type are your favorites?
Posted 18 Feb 2015 14:11

I'm rather partial to my own. My areolas are dark and my nipples even darker. They swell to a quite noticeable firmness, making it extremely hard to deny what I'm thinking at times. The darker the berry, the sweeter the juice . icon_biggrin

Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Just a little taste?? Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed

Topic NOT an official stance, but... prospective poets, please read.
Posted 18 Feb 2015 11:14

Bear in mind the POETRY contest for Valentine Day 2015. I'm assuming that had a significant part in the drastic jump in poems.

Writing can be good for the soul be it "happy" or "unhappy".

Topic are there other women besides me who haven't been with anyone for anything for a long time?
Posted 18 Feb 2015 06:51

It's over 5 years for me since I've been with a man.

I have not had one touch me in those ways for a very long time.

Do you ever feel unusual for it?

I'm ready to be with someone again, but I don't have a real life partner.

I would like to be with someone again though.

(No oral, no fingers, nothing from men. Just me all of this time.)

Not trying to steal your thunder but rather add some fury to the storm .... men can be in the same circumstances as you have laid out here. I wish you well.