Forum posts made by asleep

Topic Do you lie about your height?
Posted 23 Mar 2015 19:27

When I'm online, I'm 50 feet tall.

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Topic How often do you and your partner / sig. other have sex?
Posted 20 Mar 2015 20:58

To tell ya the truth, I have no idea when the last time, my husband and I had sex...(to fricking long)


Sadly, I can relate to this comment.sad1 sad1 sad1

Topic What sexual position would you like to fuck the person above you in?
Posted 20 Mar 2015 20:52

I would MAKE LOVE in whatever position she likes!!

Topic Is it okay for the guy in your life to call you "bitch"?
Posted 20 Mar 2015 20:50

I know this is "Ask the Gals", but I don't like to hear a woman call herself by that name. Sure is derogatory!!

Topic Most sensitive part of your body?
Posted 20 Mar 2015 20:46

My feelings. flower

To go along with Sprite's answer,...my brain.

Topic What is flirting...??
Posted 20 Mar 2015 20:36

Please explain your answer if like. I'm sure others would enjoy reading. ThanksRead it

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Topic What's your opinion on 69-ing?(:
Posted 20 Mar 2015 18:49

dontknow Kinda hard to say... don't know which end is up or down / coming or going. I'm really ambivalent about itdontknow :-" :-" :-"

Topic HAPPY BIRTHDAY POSSIBLY
Posted 20 Mar 2015 12:03

Hope yours is great YOUNG LADY ... Now where...?
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Topic "I have a boyfriend!"
Posted 19 Mar 2015 18:32



wife trumps sybian, but sybian trumps boyfriend. Hell, cat trumps boyfriend as far as i'm concerned. :)


So ... you are saying that you like pussy? I just knew we had something in common, Miss Giggles!! :-"

Topic Announcing our "This is Hardcore" Story Competition, $200 First Prize!
Posted 19 Mar 2015 14:02

I have started a story... Whether I'll be able to finish it in time is quite another matter (and I'm not reading any in the comp before I get mine submitted - it'll just make mine seem crap hahahah)

Mazza... you know my feelings very well about your writing skills. I can HARD ly wait to read the next MAZZA story!!

Topic most surprising sexual encounter
Posted 18 Mar 2015 22:24

My 81-year-old neighbor once invited me to eat cookies in her house... confused1


Couldn't help but wonder what kind of cookies ... and did she offer any milk to go with them?? Embarassed :-" :-" :-"

Topic Would you have sex with the avatar below you?
Posted 17 Mar 2015 14:07

I don't think that Miss Legbabe and I are "compatible", but I'd be delighted to talk with her about her "Farmland, USA" location. I hope a polite hug and cheek kiss is OK>

I'll try for below!!

Topic Is "I've been hurt" getting annoying to you?
Posted 16 Mar 2015 21:02

For me, the line "i've been hurt" is a warning, not an excuse - translation: if you even think about fucking with me, i will stab you in the eye.

and no, i'm not messing around for once - i'm totally serious. evil5


Totally agree ... and men can be emotionally hurt as well.

Topic Is it hot when a gurl squirts?!
Posted 16 Mar 2015 21:00

Never experienced it ... but it sounds interestingly "messy" lol!!

Topic Are Beards Sexy?
Posted 16 Mar 2015 20:57

i hate beards. sorry, just how it is.

But you told me you once had a "thing" for the bearded lady in the circus...dontknow

Topic What is Your Favorite Sexual Act
Posted 14 Mar 2015 21:19

Shooting a grape off the tip of an erect cock with a bb gun.

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Topic any opinions about the ideal length of time for a single sex session ?
Posted 14 Mar 2015 21:05

47 minutes and 32 seconds ... yeah ... about right :-" :-" :-"

Topic What's the deciding factor for sex?
Posted 14 Mar 2015 13:24

a fat wallet.

laughing3 204-oral sex t1517 mine or yours??thumbup thumbup thumbup

NOTE to other readers: I can't help it, but she just sets up the situation for replies like thisevil4 evil4 evil4

Topic Lush Auction: Would you buy the person above you and what would you do?
Posted 09 Mar 2015 07:09

Take him to lunch! Big Hugs

Thank you ... are YOU dessert??drunken Embarassed

Topic I AM
Posted 08 Mar 2015 22:22

I AM wanting some warm weather and sunshine ... good for the soul!!

Topic Skinny dipping with the lush member above
Posted 08 Mar 2015 22:16

Water is to &^%%$ cold for me!!

Topic Who would you rather kiss? (above or below)
Posted 08 Mar 2015 22:15

BIG kiss and hugs for Miss Kiera!! YAHOO!!

Topic Who would you rather kiss? (above or below)
Posted 08 Mar 2015 22:14

BIG kiss and hugs for Miss Kiera!! YAHOO!!

Topic Lush Auction: Would you buy the person above you and what would you do?
Posted 08 Mar 2015 22:13

Buy babydoll and Kira and take them both shopping for lingerie. lol!

Topic Dominate or to be dominated or pass the above person?
Posted 08 Mar 2015 22:10

I guess she's just not able ... lol!!

Topic Would you suck or eat the avatar above you? Not the person, the avatar.
Posted 08 Mar 2015 19:52

YES...Kiera's avatar is "table quality"!! lol!

Topic Guilty or Innocent.
Posted 08 Mar 2015 13:42

Yep ... and I presume you mean at one time!!

Is spring time weather gonna stay now?? It is mid 60's and nice today!

Topic What is your Easter Bunny name?
Posted 08 Mar 2015 13:40

Loco Lemon Drop ... eh..?? Sounds approx. appropriate!! lol!!

Topic what colour bra are u girls wearing?
Posted 08 Mar 2015 13:35

red lace


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Topic Lush's high standards
Posted 07 Mar 2015 13:47



*stares at you in terror* while, in theory, this is kind of a cool idea. in reality, though, the first time we score less than a 5 on someone's story, all hell starts breaking loose. very bad idea - and trust me, a large percentage of the stories i mod here, if i were to give an honest score, would garner 3s .

SPRITE may not remember this, but she badgered / browbeat me into improving a submission and then scored it less than a "5". However, she DID take a moment and explain herself. I remain very proud of her comments. Other mods (and former mods) have been helpful also. I applaud them for the job they do, and especially so when they go that extra step.