Beyond the river is the Nymph in all her glory. She is telling yet another tale to the other nymphs in the distance...stories of sexual encounters with mortals and satyrs alike. Take a seat on the grass and enjoy; comments are always more than welcome.
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After classes were over, his teacher asked little Tommy why he brought his pet kitten to school that day. To the teacher's surprise, Tommy started crying. "You see, miss," he sniffled, "I overheard my dad talking to my mum this morning."The teacher raised an eyebrow. "Oh? What happened?""Well," Tommy said, tears still running down his face, "He said 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave!'"
I think society did that to people. From a long time ago. Everyone's heard all the myths. Don't do that or you'll go blind,etc. Plus religion played a big part in it as well. You know, that's exactly what I was going to say. :D
Oooooooh! I'd love to smack that any day.
Of course. ^_^
I prefer MMF, but I'd gladly do it the two other ways as well. ;)
Ooooooh, interesting idea...
*cracks up laughing*Your score is: 85What does your score mean?Very shagadelic baby, yeah! You've got one mongo of a mojo, if you know what I mean. For you, sex is a playground of fun and you've come up with all kind of wild tricks to enhance the experience. Sexuality seems to be an omnipresent force in your life, one that often guides your actions. You tend to be adventurous and steer clear of passion-killing routine. This doesn't mean that you need to change partners to enjoy your sexuality, just that you like to mix up your bedroom tactics. You're open to new ideas, and even plan ways to enhance your romps in the sack (a little body snack or the right tunes, for example). Overall, it's pretty safe to say that a good time is had by all when you're in the bedroom!
Well what do you know. :)The United KingdomYou have pride in yourself and pride in your country. You believe that history and culture is an important factor to the future of your country, and that traditions and values should be upheld. You love your scones and tea, and reading soppy romance novels. The UK is where you should be.
I would fuck Paul McCartney in a heartbeat.
i. Douglas Roberts was away on a month-long business trip, and his girlfriend was missing him already. It was Saturday, normally a night spent playing Scrabble or horsing around with their 'kids'-a shih tzu named Albrose, a labrador named Pasha along with two cats, Bella Luna and Riley. Instead, Nicola Forth found herself ambushed by her sisters Trish and Ellie. Knowing just how badly...
Added 12 Mar 2008 | Category Love Stories
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As I wake from a sweet slumber, I smile-you didn't let me go at all, and I'd been sleeping in your arms all night. Sighing happily, I snuggle against you, the warmth of our bodies together creating a cozy feeling in contrast to the air-conditioned room. You begin to stir, and I look up at you; as you open your eyes, I see a smile tugging at the corners of your mouth. I lift my head and...
Added 19 Jan 2008 | Category Straight Sex
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I had just turned off my computer, and I was leaning back in my chair thinking of the night that lay ahead. My girlfriend was waiting for me at home...we hadn't had sex in almost a week. Tonight was supposed to be our night, and my 8-and-a-half inch cock was more than ready for some action. Oh wait, you don't know who I am yet, do you? Cal Adams here. I'm 35, male (although I'm sure...
Added 12 Jan 2008 | Category Straight Sex
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