About Banes1


I am a retired physical education teacher and coach. I have been a substitute teacher for a number of years and decided in the Fall of 2017 to no longer sub.

I have been here twice before using the same name. Each of the first two times I was here, I met many wonderful people. The reason(s) I left are unimportant. I have moved on and am much happier. This time around I have continued to meet wonderful people and am happy to be back.

✍🏻I have written stories in all but three categories. I have written in both poem categories. I enjoy writing even though I am not as accomplished as some authors here. Some of my stories are a mix of actual experiences and fiction while others are pure fiction. I invite all of you to read them and hope that you will enjoy them.✍🏻

Legendary Story - 1
Recommend Reads – 3
Famous Stories - 16
Audios - 5

⛳ Co-written with and story count: ⛳
Master_Jonathan - 7
Metilda - 1
NymphWriter - 1
ChrisM - 2

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I enjoy taking drives with no particular destination in mind. Taking the roads less traveled and seeing things not seen from the highway. Taking walks along nature trails.

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I want to thank all my friends for posting sensual pictures of couples and of women. I appreciate not having the hardcore pictures on my wall. I truly enjoy all of your posts.

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The pictures in my image gallery and albums can be found on the internet. I do not claim ownership or copyright to any of them. If you find one that belongs to you and want it taken down, please contact me and I will gladly do so out of respect for your work.

Relationship Status:
Somewhere golfing, Illinois, United States
Baseball - Chicago Cubs
Basketball - Chicago Bulls
football - Green Bay Packers
Hockey - Chicago Blackhawks
nature walks
Favorite Books:
War of The Worlds
The Time Machine
Tarzan series
The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes
Favorite Authors:
Ian Fleming
H.G. Wells
Edgar Rice Burroughs
Authur Conan Doyle

Lush Authors in alphabetical order. This is not a ranking of them.

Favorite Movies:
Something's Gotta Give
Narnia Series
Harry Potter Series
James Bond Series
All of John Wayne's Movies
Wizard of Oz
Pretty Woman
Great Escape
The Bridge on the River Kwai
Where Eagles Dare
The Maltese Falcon
The Birds
The Mummy Series
X - Men Series
To name just a few
Favourite TV Shows:
Downton Abbey
Doc Martin
Varney & Co.
Blue Bloods
Favorite Music:
Simon & Garfunkel
Peter, Paul & Mary
Cat Stevens
Diana Krall
Frank Sinatra
Fleetwood Mac
Louis Armstrong
James Galaway
Celine Dion
Josh Groban


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Topic: Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted: 17 Nov 2018 11:29

At present to Customize your profile you can only use pictures from your image gallery. It would be nice to be able to use pictures in one’s album(s).

As it stands, I have to upload a pic to my image gallery to use as a background even though it’s in my background album.

If I delete it from the image gallery after l customize my profile, the pic is no longer there as my background. Even though it’s in my background album.

I have to leave it in my image gallery until I decide to change the background and then I can delete it.

It would be a lot easier if the pic(s) in one’s album(s) could be used along with the ones in the image gallery.

Topic: Lush Matching Photo Game:
Posted: 08 Nov 2018 20:47


Wood paneling

Topic: Use my last word first in a sentence
Posted: 08 Nov 2018 20:40

Bad decisions can be costly.

Topic: Use My Last Word First - in a 5 word sentence..
Posted: 08 Nov 2018 20:38

Quality over quantity is best.

Topic: cities game
Posted: 08 Nov 2018 20:37

Darien, Illinois

Topic: What's the last thing you put in your mouth?
Posted: 08 Nov 2018 20:36

Apple muffin

Topic: Write Any Word That Begins With "P"and Ends in "Y"
Posted: 08 Nov 2018 20:35


Topic: World around you in two words
Posted: 08 Nov 2018 20:34

Night, cold

Topic: Last one is the Sexiest (Bringing back an old but much loved thread)
Posted: 08 Nov 2018 20:33

Now it’s back to me.

Topic: cities game
Posted: 06 Nov 2018 14:15

Sandwich, illinois

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Spied Upon By Our Neighbors

Cody:   The Allerton’s home sold two months ago. We missed their step-siblings, Frank and Kate, with whom we had discovered the joys of of swinging. We kept looking for chances to engage in sexual relations when we knew somebody could be watching. The house was purchased by a youthful African-American married couple. He was tall and muscular while his wife was a petite light-skinned...

Added 26 Oct 2018 | Category Swingers | Votes 28 | Avg Score 4.96 | Views 6,566 | 31 Comments

Spied On By The Kids Next Door - The Sequel

Cody: I woke to the aroma of fresh brewed coffee and thoughts of yesterday played out in my mind like a movie. Getting out of bed, I slipped on my boxers and headed downstairs to the kitchen. Joni, my wife, was sitting at the kitchen island, sipping her coffee. I walked over and kissed her cheek before pouring a cup of joe for myself. “Good morning, sleepy head, I see you're still excited...

Added 14 Oct 2018 | Category Group Sex | Votes 20 | Avg Score 4.78 | Views 7,803 | 22 Comments

Spied On By The Kids Next Door

  One sweltering summer day as my wife Joni swam her laps, I sat on the edge of the pool and watched as I thought about our discussion from a couple of days ago. We had talked about having sex in the backyard during the day, and she reminded me that our eight foot high fence would keep any prying eyes from seeing us. When she had finished, she swam to the shallow end where I was sitting....

Added 08 Oct 2018 | Category Exhibitionism | Votes 25 | Avg Score 4.91 | Views 7,716 | 32 Comments

Watching My Wife and Best Friend

My wife and I celebrated our twentieth wedding anniversary yesterday. We invited everyone we know to celebrate with us. The gathering was a formal affair which was catered at our home and was a tremendous achievement. Lying next to her the following morning I stroked her mid-length blonde hair. Opening her eyes, she turned to face me, “Good morning love,” she said while pushing me onto my...

Added 23 Sep 2018 | Category Cuckold | Votes 26 | Avg Score 4.92 | Views 13,781 | 27 Comments

My Wife’s Solution To My Writer’s Block

  The dreaded inability to write had a stranglehold on me. I sat in my study and looked at the blank screen on my PC. It had been two months since I last was able to compose a story. Since then my imagination had been bone dry and my spurts of inspiration as arid as my spurts of cum. Luckily for me, my publisher was my significant other. Just as I was pouring myself a glass of Jack...

Added 13 Sep 2018 | Category BDSM | Votes 15 | Avg Score 5 | Views 2,601 | 15 Comments

My Wife, Friend, Soulmate

For thirty years you have been by my side, Through good times and bad we laughed and cried, You are not only my wife, but my friend and soulmate. With each passing day my love for you grows evermore, For you give me joy every minute of every day, You are not only my wife, but my friend and soulmate. You have helped me to become a better man, I love you with all my heart and soul, And will...

Added 09 Aug 2018 | Category Love Poems | Votes 22 | Avg Score 5 | Views 818 | 24 Comments

The Last Hunter

Growing up, my grandfather raised me after my parents died in a head on collision with a truck. He would tell stories about Blood Rose Mansion up on Snow Mountain that actually had the hairs on the back of my neck stand. Those nights were sleepless ones as I lay in my bed, waiting and listening. Nothing ever happened as best as I could recall, until one fateful hot summer day, a day that...

Added 20 Mar 2018 | Category Monster Sex | Votes 0 | Avg Score 0 | Views 7,187 | 10 Comments

Stu’s Run In With The Law

  Driving on a two lane country road with no street lights and being pitch black outside, I pulled the zipper down and reached in my boxers, pulling out my cock. Lost in erotic thoughts of the nude dancers at “The Landing Strip” and vigorously stroking my cock, I noticed flashing lights in the rearview mirror. I pulled over and a motorcycle pulled up behind as I came to a stop. The officer...

Added 13 Mar 2018 | Category Quickie Sex | Votes 0 | Avg Score 0 | Views 10,222 | 19 Comments

The Girl in the Window

The two story house across the street was bought by Hank and Lucinda Carter. Shortly after they had settled in, I went over to introduce myself and welcome them to the neighborhood with a house-warming gift. The three of us hit it off right from the start and I found out Hank was the new chief surgeon at the hospital. Lucy (as she liked to be called) was going to be teaching girls’...

Added 06 Mar 2018 | Category Exhibitionism | Votes 1 | Avg Score 5 | Views 6,607 | 26 Comments

My Encounter with a Forest Nymph

Growing up in Alaska, my father would take me fishing to his secret spot in the Chugach National Forest. He taught me all about the animal and plant life found there along with identifying animal tracks and witnessed the Aurora Borealis many times. He would tell tales of the wood nymphs who lived in and protected the forest. I asked him if he ever saw a wood nymph and his only response was...

Added 27 Feb 2018 | Category Fantasy & Sci-Fi | Votes 0 | Avg Score 0 | Views 3,903 | 14 Comments

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