About Banes1


I am a retired physical education teacher and coach. I have been a substitute teacher for a number of years and decided in the Fall of 2017 to no longer sub.

I have been here twice before using the same name. Each of the first two times I was here, I met many wonderful people. The reason(s) I left are unimportant. I have moved on and am much happier. This time around I have continued to meet wonderful people and am happy to be back.

✍🏻I have written stories in all but three categories. I have written in both poem categories. I enjoy writing even though I am not as accomplished as some authors here. Some of my stories are a mix of actual experiences and fiction while others are pure fiction. I invite all of you to read them and hope that you will enjoy them.✍🏻

When visiting my profile, you will see several stories with 1, 2 and 0 scores. That is because I recently turned scoring back on. I had turned it off due to low ball scoring with no comment as to the reason. So don't be discouraged from reading them.

Legendary Story - 1
Recommend Reads – 3
Famous Stories - 15
Audios - 5

⛳ Co-written with and story count: ⛳
Master_Jonathan - 7
Metilda - 1
NymphWriter - 1

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I enjoy taking drives with no particular destination in mind. Taking the roads less traveled and seeing things not seen from the highway. Taking walks along nature trails.

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I want to thank all my friends for posting sensual pictures of couples and of women. I appreciate not having the hardcore pictures on my wall. I truly enjoy all of your posts.

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The pictures in my image gallery and albums can be found on the internet. I do not claim ownership or copyright to any of them. If you find one that belongs to you and want it taken down, please contact me and I will gladly do so out of respect for your work.

Relationship Status:
Somewhere golfing, Illinois, United States
Baseball - Chicago Cubs
Basketball - Chicago Bulls
football - Green Bay Packers
Hockey - Chicago Blackhawks
nature walks
Favorite Books:
War of The Worlds
The Time Machine
Tarzan series
The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes
Favorite Authors:
Ian Fleming
H.G. Wells
Edgar Rice Burroughs
Authur Conan Doyle

Lush Authors in alphabetical order. This is not a ranking of them.

Favorite Movies:
Something's Gotta Give
Narnia Series
Harry Potter Series
James Bond Series
All of John Wayne's Movies
Wizard of Oz
Pretty Woman
Great Escape
The Bridge on the River Kwai
Where Eagles Dare
The Maltese Falcon
The Birds
The Mummy Series
X - Men Series
To name just a few
Favourite TV Shows:
Downton Abbey
Doc Martin
The O'Reilly Factor
Blue Bloods
Favorite Music:
Simon & Garfunkel
Peter, Paul & Mary
Cat Stevens
Diana Krall
Frank Sinatra
Fleetwood Mac
Louis Armstrong
James Galaway
Celine Dion
Josh Groban


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Stories Published By Banes1 All Stories »

My Wife’s Solution To My Writer’s Block

  The dreaded inability to write had a stranglehold on me. I sat in my study and looked at the blank screen on my PC. It had been two months since I last was able to compose a story. Since then my imagination had been bone dry and my spurts of inspiration as arid as my spurts of cum. Luckily for me, my publisher was my significant other. Just as I was pouring myself a glass of Jack...

Added 13 Sep 2018 | Category BDSM | Votes 12 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,455 | 12 Comments

My Wife, Friend, Soulmate

For thirty years you have been by my side, Through good times and bad we laughed and cried, You are not only my wife, but my friend and soulmate. With each passing day my love for you grows evermore, For you give me joy every minute of every day, You are not only my wife, but my friend and soulmate. You have helped me to become a better man, I love you with all my heart and soul, And will...

Added 09 Aug 2018 | Category Love Poems | Votes 19 | Avg Score 5 | Views 692 | 22 Comments

The Last Hunter

Growing up, my grandfather raised me after my parents died in a head on collision with a truck. He would tell stories about Blood Rose Mansion up on Snow Mountain that actually had the hairs on the back of my neck stand. Those nights were sleepless ones as I lay in my bed, waiting and listening. Nothing ever happened as best as I could recall, until one fateful hot summer day, a day that...

Added 20 Mar 2018 | Category Monster Sex | Votes 0 | Avg Score 0 | Views 6,063 | 10 Comments

Stu’s Run In With The Law

  Driving on a two lane country road with no street lights and being pitch black outside, I pulled the zipper down and reached in my boxers, pulling out my cock. Lost in erotic thoughts of the nude dancers at “The Landing Strip” and vigorously stroking my cock, I noticed flashing lights in the rearview mirror. I pulled over and a motorcycle pulled up behind as I came to a stop. The officer...

Added 13 Mar 2018 | Category Quickie Sex | Votes 0 | Avg Score 0 | Views 9,584 | 19 Comments

The Girl in the Window

The two story house across the street was bought by Hank and Lucinda Carter. Shortly after they had settled in, I went over to introduce myself and welcome them to the neighborhood with a house-warming gift. The three of us hit it off right from the start and I found out Hank was the new chief surgeon at the hospital. Lucy (as she liked to be called) was going to be teaching girls’...

Added 06 Mar 2018 | Category Exhibitionism | Votes 1 | Avg Score 5 | Views 6,179 | 26 Comments

My Encounter with a Forest Nymph

Growing up in Alaska, my father would take me fishing to his secret spot in the Chugach National Forest. He taught me all about the animal and plant life found there along with identifying animal tracks and witnessed the Aurora Borealis many times. He would tell tales of the wood nymphs who lived in and protected the forest. I asked him if he ever saw a wood nymph and his only response was...

Added 27 Feb 2018 | Category Fantasy & Sci-Fi | Votes 0 | Avg Score 0 | Views 3,566 | 14 Comments

A Cabana Rendezvous

Arriving at the appointed time, I stood momentarily at the side of the cabana. Unsure what to expect, I slowly parted the curtain and there she was. My brother’s wife was waiting, kneeling near the edge of the daybed with champagne flutes in hand. Stella looked stunning in her neon green bikini. The three triangle patches barely contained her ample breasts and her mons. “Hurry and get in...

Added 23 Jan 2018 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 1 | Avg Score 5 | Views 3,604 | 13 Comments

Her Morning Release

  As you lay there with parted legs, I touch your flower for a taste.    The sweet nectar coats my tongue, Your heady aroma urges me on.   With circular motion my finger awakens, The man in the boat standing at attention.   Waking at the touch of my tongue, I part the pink swollen lips.   Finding the spot that makes you quiver, You awaken at this delightful pleasure.   Taking...

Added 11 Jan 2018 | Category Erotic Poems | Votes 2 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,060 | 14 Comments

My Neighbor's Backdoor - Part 2

  When my hands felt her muscles relax, I kissed and licked one cheek while I gently rubbed the other for several moments. My mouth and hand switched cheeks and repeated the kissing, licking and rubbing. I licked my way to the top of the groove that separated her two desirable cheeks.  I exhaled a gentle breath down the length of her groove, she shuddered and softly purred at the...

Added 23 Dec 2017 | Category Anal | Votes 30 | Avg Score 5 | Views 17,042 | 31 Comments

My Neighbor's Backdoor - Part 1

On Saturday morning, as I made my way to the garage, I heard the sounds of someone crying. I looked over and saw Mackenzie Massey sitting on her patio, hands to her face, sobbing. Opening the garage door, I pulled out the lawn mower and started on the backyard. By the time I had finished, Mackenzie (Mac) for short had composed herself and was drinking a cup of coffee. She waved to me and I...

Added 17 Dec 2017 | Category Anal | Votes 46 | Avg Score 4.9 | Views 19,605 | 33 Comments

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