Well, time to update this thing, sooo...What up, pervs?? I'm here primarily to read stories and chat with some awesome people. I'm an open-minded guy, so if you'd care to chat (about anything, really), drop me a line! I don't bite....Much. Ladies, I love getting requests and chatting, so drop a line. Be sociable. I don't bite... much.If you are reading this and you are (biologically or mentally) a gentleman into other gentleman, I don't discriminate. If you'd like to chat with me or add me, go for it!I love talking to people, but please be someone who can hold up a decent conversation. That goes for men, women and everyone in-between.NOTE: I will not be accepting random friend requests anymore. At least include some kind of message. I'm over having a long list of friends who never talk to me. I've made several good friends on here, a few of whom I honestly would do anything for. You know who you are. So please, talk to me first. Send a message, comment on some of my stories, if you happen to see me in the chatrooms (not likely, but it's possible), drop a line.And to my close friends on here (who shall remain nameless unless they're cool with being named), I love you ladies with all my heart. You're like sisters to me who I have highly inappropriate thoughts about. Y'all have been some of my best friends in the world and I would do anything for you. Love y'all!!
For sure, you have seen neither the movie "Two Girls One Cup" nor "Cum Omelette".Trust me, there are quite a few things in porn more stupid than simply wearing heels... Okay, if anyone considers that first one "porn..." <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/puke.gif" alt="puke"> And I just meant mainstream porn in general.
Heck no. That's literally the stupidest thing in porn next to the "acting."
Wooly Bully - Sam the Sham & the Pharoahs
I'm sorry Belth. I forgot to bang you. <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/evil6.gif" alt="evil4"> lol No, no. I know how you really feel now, Lisa. <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/crybaby2.gif" alt="crybaby"> And I'd start as friends with Tilly. lol
Rock and Roll is Here to Stay - Danny and the Juniors
Goodnight, my Angel - Billy Joel
Are you serious shotty? Isn't this approximately the 100th one of these you've made? <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/evil6.gif" alt="evil4"> Now I'll never know...And friends with Jasong, I suppose.
It started out innocently enough. No, really. It really did. I'd gotten off work surprisingly early, so I decided to go and see my lady. She had been sick, so I thought spending some time together would help her feel better. We talked, cuddled and watched Crimson Peak. Afterward, as she walked me out, I couldn't help myself but feel her up a bit. She laughed and pushed my hands away, but...
Added 27 Mar 2016 | Category Flash Erotica
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Lena sat behind her desk at work, smiling fondly at the framed photo of Arion and herself which stood before her. She could hardly believe it had been so long since she'd first received the magic jukebox. 2015 was coming to an end and she realized with every passing day, she would lose him soon. The thought broke her heart and caused her to tear up. She wouldn't allow herself to break down...
Added 18 Feb 2016 | Category Supernatural
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She shines like a star, high above me. A new constellation that only I see. She dazzles the heavens, filling them with light, Yet how I wish I may and wish I might, I cannot touch my star tonight. Through my scope I gaze, transfixed below, Marveling at her celestial glow. I keep her secret, Safe and sound. Not telling of the jewel I've found. For if I share my glowing star, Others...
Added 04 Nov 2015 | Category Love Poems
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I am a nerd. That much is clear. Yet every day, I find you here. The love of my life, Maybe my future wife. But before I make this lass my bride, I'll write this geeky diatribe. I don't need the Dragon Balls or the sacred Shikon Jewel. You've already made my wish come true and made me a blissful fool. I would turn down Aphrodite, I would break the Jedi Code, Give up my Batmobile And...
Added 04 Aug 2015 | Category Love Poems
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She awaits me every night, teasing me for hours, Some nights she only teases, keeping just out of my power. My Mistress and my lover; I love her like there's no other. The power she holds over me Is both my peace and my insanity. I feel her now, her sweet caress, I hurry into bed, undressed. Without a word comes her embrace, She is my only saving grace. She pulls me in and takes...
Added 30 Jun 2015 | Category Love Poems
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Toby's head swung around when he heard the shriek come from somewhere above him in the tree. He and Riana had come to the village for the weekend to relax and visit with the other fairies there. But what he saw happening in the air above him seemed to be anything but relaxing. Riana was hovering in midair and seemed to be slapping another sprite as hard as she could. Not just one...
Added 10 Apr 2015 | Category Supernatural
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“Here's the last of it,” he grunted. With a thud, he plopped the stack of files down on the desk. “I swear to God, this case had better be worth all this hassle. Need anything else, Ariel?” With a sigh, the young woman behind the desk leaned back in her chair, rubbing her temples. “Besides a vacation?” She groaned, rubbing the back of her neck. Smiling softly, Jacob moved behind her and...
Added 16 Jan 2015 | Category Oral Sex
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"Ough..." I groaned. I wasn't sure where I was, but I knew I was thirsty and uncomfortable. I opened my eyes slowly, wincing at the bright fluorescent lights above me. I was laying in a stiff, uncomfortable white bed with what appeared to be an IV coming out of my arm. That's when it all came back to me. The accident. Another accident. My whole body was aching, especially my head. I...
Added 13 Nov 2014 | Category Straight Sex
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Thank you to my good friend Melody, for providing the inspiration for this tale~ As we ride the monorail, it's dark and quiet. I relax against the seat, enjoying the time with you. I'm a bit tired, resting on the hard blue bench, chuckling as you swing around gleefully on the handlebars in the compartment. As we reach the Contemporary, I see a gleam in your eye. Suddenly, you swing onto...
Added 18 Oct 2014 | Category Exhibitionism
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A few weeks ago, I was out and about and had about two hours of spare time. I knew my girlfriend Morticia would be off work early and would arrive home to an empty house. So, being the insatiable Lothario that I am, I met her there. Once we were inside and in her bedroom, I pulled her to me and kissed her deeply. She squeezed my ass and played with my hair as I caressed her sides, slipping...
Added 25 Sep 2014 | Category Straight Sex
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