Well, time to update this thing, sooo...What up, pervs?? I'm here primarily to read stories and chat with some awesome people. I'm an open-minded guy, so if you'd care to chat (about anything, really), drop me a line! I don't bite....Much. Ladies, I love getting requests and chatting, so drop a line. Be sociable. I don't bite... much.If you are reading this and you are (biologically or mentally) a gentleman into other gentleman, I don't discriminate. If you'd like to chat with me or add me, go for it!I love talking to people, but please be someone who can hold up a decent conversation. That goes for men, women and everyone in-between.NOTE: I will not be accepting random friend requests anymore. At least include some kind of message. I'm over having a long list of friends who never talk to me. I've made several good friends on here, a few of whom I honestly would do anything for. You know who you are. So please, talk to me first. Send a message, comment on some of my stories, if you happen to see me in the chatrooms (not likely, but it's possible), drop a line.And to my close friends on here (who shall remain nameless unless they're cool with being named), I love you ladies with all my heart. You're like sisters to me who I have highly inappropriate thoughts about. Y'all have been some of my best friends in the world and I would do anything for you. Love y'all!!
Sarah Jessica Parker: Looks like a foot.Uma Thurman: Looks like a bird.Kim Kardashian: Pretty enough on the outside, but she's such a $hity excuse for a human being, even that's a stretch.Paris Hilton: Looks like an anorexic bird.Nikki Minaj: She loks like Jynx from Pokemon.Kristen Stewart: SMILE, DANG IT! MAKE AN EXPRESSION!!
1. A sexy costume.2. Intelligence.3. Good dirty talk.
Anything by Saga or any of EvesGarden or MissKittenSK's audio stories.And depending on what the person Im recommending to is looking for, maaaaybe one or two of mine.
Unless we had previously discussed it (and somehow convinced me to be cool with it), then it is absolutely cheating.
A man takes care of his responsibilities. A boy takes care of only his own desires.A man raises his children. A boy knocks you up and putzes around afterward.A man knows how people should treat one another and a good man acts accordingly. A boy only cares about how he is treated.There's more, but I figured those would about cover it.
Smoking, stupidity, cruelty and arrogance.
A weight set. lol
Probably a book like this...
Kat Dennings and Emma Watson!There's others, but those two, mostly. lol
You're on my hair!
She awaits me every night, teasing me for hours, Some nights she only teases, keeping just out of my power. My Mistress and my lover; I love her like there's no other. The power she holds over me Is both my peace and my insanity. I feel her now, her sweet caress, I hurry into bed, undressed. Without a word comes her embrace, She is my only saving grace. She pulls me in and takes...
Added 30 Jun 2015 | Category Love Poems
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Toby's head swung around when he heard the shriek come from somewhere above him in the tree. He and Riana had come to the village for the weekend to relax and visit with the other fairies there. But what he saw happening in the air above him seemed to be anything but relaxing. Riana was hovering in midair and seemed to be slapping another sprite as hard as she could. Not just one...
Added 10 Apr 2015 | Category Supernatural
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“Here's the last of it,” he grunted. With a thud, he plopped the stack of files down on the desk. “I swear to God, this case had better be worth all this hassle. Need anything else, Ariel?” With a sigh, the young woman behind the desk leaned back in her chair, rubbing her temples. “Besides a vacation?” She groaned, rubbing the back of her neck. Smiling softly, Jacob moved behind her and...
Added 16 Jan 2015 | Category Oral Sex
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"Ough..." I groaned. I wasn't sure where I was, but I knew I was thirsty and uncomfortable. I opened my eyes slowly, wincing at the bright fluorescent lights above me. I was laying in a stiff, uncomfortable white bed with what appeared to be an IV coming out of my arm. That's when it all came back to me. The accident. Another accident. My whole body was aching, especially my head. I...
Added 13 Nov 2014 | Category Straight Sex
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Thank you to my good friend Melody, for providing the inspiration for this tale~ As we ride the monorail, it's dark and quiet. I relax against the seat, enjoying the time with you. I'm a bit tired, resting on the hard blue bench, chuckling as you swing around gleefully on the handlebars in the compartment. As we reach the Contemporary, I see a gleam in your eye. Suddenly, you swing onto...
Added 18 Oct 2014 | Category Exhibitionism
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A few weeks ago, I was out and about and had about two hours of spare time. I knew my girlfriend Morticia would be off work early and would arrive home to an empty house. So, being the insatiable Lothario that I am, I met her there. Once we were inside and in her bedroom, I pulled her to me and kissed her deeply. She squeezed my ass and played with my hair as I caressed her sides, slipping...
Added 25 Sep 2014 | Category Straight Sex
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Krystal stood on the road, burying a box in the middle of the intersection. It might have seemed dangerous, if not for the fact that the road was an old, rarely-used limerock one. And if not for the fact that it was midnight. The only light Krystal had to see by was her electric lantern and the light from the moon and stars. Evening out the last of the earth with her shovel, she stood and...
Added 17 May 2014 | Category Supernatural
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"This is the last time I go camping, I swear," Toby grumbled as he hiked through the thick undergrowth around his legs. His weekend hadn't been going quite the way he had intended. It all started early Friday morning upon arriving at his girlfriend Martha's house, where he found her cooking breakfast for his friend Paul. Naked. The three of them and Paul's fiance had been planning this...
Added 08 Mar 2014 | Category Supernatural
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This is the story of a young man working part-time at a gas station. It helped put gas in the car while he was in college, but there was certainly no love lost between himself and said job. To be frank, he hated it. The hours sucked, he never got a break if his boss was around, it was constant on-your-feet work with often-times rude customers and dear God, the money. He had to handle...
Added 06 Mar 2014 | Category Quickie Sex
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Lena thought about the note Arion had left her as she stood in the shower, letting the hot water cascade down her body. She washed her hair slowly, still savoring that morning-after tingle. She thought about what Arion had written about how long he would be with her and about this mysterious "creator" he'd mentioned. When Lena's hands reached her breasts, she massaged the body wash into...
Added 27 Jan 2014 | Category Supernatural
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