About Belthazor

Well, time to update this thing, sooo...

What up, pervs?? I'm here primarily to read stories and chat with some awesome people. I'm an open-minded guy, so if you'd care to chat (about anything, really), drop me a line! I don't bite.


Ladies, I love getting requests and chatting, so drop a line. Be sociable. I don't bite... much.

If you are reading this and you are (biologically or mentally) a gentleman into other gentleman, I don't discriminate. If you'd like to chat with me or add me, go for it!

I love talking to people, but please be someone who can hold up a decent conversation. That goes for men, women and everyone in-between.

NOTE: I will not be accepting random friend requests anymore. At least include some kind of message. I'm over having a long list of friends who never talk to me. I've made several good friends on here, a few of whom I honestly would do anything for. You know who you are. So please, talk to me first. Send a message, comment on some of my stories, if you happen to see me in the chatrooms (not likely, but it's possible), drop a line.

And to my close friends on here (who shall remain nameless unless they're cool with being named), I love you ladies with all my heart. You're like sisters to me who I have highly inappropriate thoughts about. Y'all have been some of my best friends in the world and I would do anything for you. Love y'all!!

Relationship Status:
In a Relationship with Hybr1d
Florida, Florida, United States
I'm a huge nerd. Not an exageration at all. Anime, manga, comic books, video games, cosplaying, the whole shebang. I read a lot (like, a lot a lot), I love watching movies and tv (especially comedies and musicals), I love music (can't live without it), so I sing, jam out, headbang, all that. I do a bit of ameteur swordplay (mostly for fun). I have a collection of swords that continues growing (mostly for display), and I love animals. I'm in college right now and... yeah, that's me.
Favorite Books:
My beloved Harry Potter series, the Percy Jackson & The Olympians series and the spinoff series Heroes of Olympus, the Vampire Academy series and its spinoff series Bloodlines (amazing!), House of the Scorpion, the Chronicles of Narnia (don't judge me!), The Night Circus, Star Wars: The Old Republic: Revan (even though it ended horribly!) and about a bajillion others.
Favorite Authors:
J.K. Rowling, C.S. Lewis, K. A. Applegate, Richelle Mead, Saga, Rick Riordan, Bram Stoker and a bunch more.
Favorite Movies:
Anything Disney, anything Tim Burton and/or Johnny Depp, The Green Mile, Forrest Gump, a lot of old ones nobody remembers, most Dreamworks movies, the Underworld Trilogy, the Blade Trilogy, the Harry Potter series (despite the not-always book-accurateness), Space Jam (say somethin' about it! lolz), comedies (I love to laugh), musicals, and SOME supernatural/sci-fi-type ones, but only if they're done right.
Favourite TV Shows:
So many. Just... so many. Top few are probably Supernatural, Doctor Who, DragonBall Z, The Daily Show w/Jon Stewart, @Midnight, The Colbert Report (I miss it already!!), Two Broke Girls, Grimm, The Flash, lots of different anime, Charmed (mostly), The Crocodile Hunter (RIP, Steve), Hogan's Heroes, M*A*S*H* and a bunch more.
Favorite Music:
Pretty much everything but only a very little bit of Country or Techno. And virtually no rap/hip hop. I looooove classic rock, metal, Broadway and randomly: drinking songs. Especially Irish ones.
Date Joined:
08 Mar 2011
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Topic: February Fast Approaches... Donald Trump is being taken seriously... Should we be TERRIFIED???
Posted: 13 Oct 2016 12:17

I hear that Donald has changed the date of the election to 28th November... lets hope his supporters will turn out en-masse that day!

Here's hoping! <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/evil6.gif" alt="evil4">

Topic: Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted: 13 Oct 2016 12:15

I don't know if anyone has suggested this one, but it would be pretty cool if the top bar thing (with the home, profile, mail, etc options) scrolled down with the page. Like, stayed visible/accessible at the top like the Facebook app does. Not sure if that would be doable, but I thought of it the other day.

Topic: What is the best type of panties?
Posted: 12 Oct 2016 18:00

The on-the-floor kind.

Topic: Husbands would you share your wife with another man while you watched?
Posted: 07 Oct 2016 10:59


Topic: Who should be the next US president?
Posted: 28 Sep 2016 18:44

Bernie Sanders is still the best, most qualified person. But if not Bernie, Dr. Jill Stein.

Topic: Ginger or Mary Ann?
Posted: 28 Sep 2016 12:05

I have never heard of them either, but if those pictures are them, Mary Ann

Dude, I don't even need to see the pics to know it's the girls from Gilligan's Island.

Topic: Ginger or Mary Ann?
Posted: 28 Sep 2016 12:05

Obviously Maryann.

Topic: The person above you is a high school teacher. What do they teach?
Posted: 27 Sep 2016 11:38

Wood Workshop and Metals and Plastic.... He seems quite handy ;)

True story. lol

As for Ardentmale... hmm, probably auto shop.

Topic: The person above you is a high school teacher. What do they teach?
Posted: 23 Sep 2016 13:27

Music, obviously.

Topic: Things you should not say on a 1st date...
Posted: 23 Sep 2016 13:26

"Hi, I'm very political."

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Stories Published By Belthazor
Take Her Down to Paradise City, Epilogue

Three months had passed since Lena had said goodbye to Arion. She focused on work as much as possible. Saw her friends sometimes, but nothing ever replaced him. She felt hollow without him. "Lonely" could never cover it. The only thing that kept her from the depths of depression was knowing that, wherever Arion was, he would be guaranteed a happy life, whether that bitch of a goddess liked it...

Added 20 Jun 2016 | Category Supernatural | Votes 1 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,212 | 1 Comment

A Little Exhibitionism Never Hurt Anyone

It started out innocently enough. No, really. It really did. I'd gotten off work surprisingly early, so I decided to go and see my lady. She had been sick, so I thought spending some time together would help her feel better. We talked, cuddled and watched Crimson Peak. Afterward, as she walked me out, I couldn't help myself but feel her up a bit. She laughed and pushed my hands away, but...

Added 27 Mar 2016 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 13 | Avg Score 4.92 | Views 3,580 | 9 Comments

Recommended Read Take Her Down to Paradise City Pt. 3

Lena sat behind her desk at work, smiling fondly at the framed photo of Arion and herself which stood before her. She could hardly believe it had been so long since she'd first received the magic jukebox. 2015 was coming to an end and she realized with every passing day, she would lose him soon. The thought broke her heart and caused her to tear up. She wouldn't allow herself to break down...

Added 18 Feb 2016 | Category Supernatural | Votes 5 | Avg Score 5 | Views 2,749 | 4 Comments

My Star

She shines like a star, high above me. A new constellation that only I see. She dazzles the heavens, filling them with light, Yet how I wish I may and wish I might, I cannot touch my star tonight. Through my scope I gaze, transfixed below, Marveling at her celestial glow. I keep her secret, Safe and sound. Not telling of the jewel I've found. For if I share my glowing star, Others...

Added 04 Nov 2015 | Category Love Poems | Votes 7 | Avg Score 4.71 | Views 860 | 5 Comments

The Worst Poem Ever

I am a nerd. That much is clear. Yet every day, I find you here. The love of my life, Maybe my future wife. But before I make this lass my bride, I'll write this geeky diatribe. I don't need the Dragon Balls or the sacred Shikon Jewel. You've already made my wish come true and made me a blissful fool. I would turn down Aphrodite, I would break the Jedi Code, Give up my Batmobile And...

Added 04 Aug 2015 | Category Love Poems | Votes 12 | Avg Score 5 | Views 517 | 11 Comments

My Teasing Lover

She awaits me every night, teasing me for hours, Some nights she only teases, keeping just out of my power. My Mistress and my lover; I love her like there's no other. The power she holds over me Is both my peace and my insanity. I feel her now, her sweet caress, I hurry into bed, undressed. Without a word comes her embrace, She is my only saving grace. She pulls me in and takes...

Added 30 Jun 2015 | Category Love Poems | Votes 5 | Avg Score 5 | Views 405 | 5 Comments

Faith, Trust and Pixie Lust

Toby's head swung around when he heard the shriek come from somewhere above him in the tree. He and Riana had come to the village for the weekend to relax and visit with the other fairies there. But what he saw happening in the air above him seemed to be anything but relaxing. Riana was hovering in midair and seemed to be slapping another sprite as hard as she could. Not just one...

Added 10 Apr 2015 | Category Supernatural | Votes 5 | Avg Score 5 | Views 6,373 | 4 Comments

Personal Professionals Vol. 6: Personal Assistance

“Here's the last of it,” he grunted. With a thud, he plopped the stack of files down on the desk. “I swear to God, this case had better be worth all this hassle. Need anything else, Ariel?” With a sigh, the young woman behind the desk leaned back in her chair, rubbing her temples. “Besides a vacation?” She groaned, rubbing the back of her neck. Smiling softly, Jacob moved behind her and...

Added 16 Jan 2015 | Category Oral Sex | Votes 3 | Avg Score 4 | Views 4,441

Personal Professionals Vol. 5: The Head Nurse

"Ough..." I groaned. I wasn't sure where I was, but I knew I was thirsty and uncomfortable. I opened my eyes slowly, wincing at the bright fluorescent lights above me. I was laying in a stiff, uncomfortable white bed with what appeared to be an IV coming out of my arm. That's when it all came back to me. The accident. Another accident. My whole body was aching, especially my head. I...

Added 13 Nov 2014 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 7 | Avg Score 5 | Views 4,544 | 4 Comments

The Happiest Place on Earth

Thank you to my good friend Melody, for providing the inspiration for this tale~ As we ride the monorail, it's dark and quiet. I relax against the seat, enjoying the time with you. I'm a bit tired, resting on the hard blue bench, chuckling as you swing around gleefully on the handlebars in the compartment. As we reach the Contemporary, I see a gleam in your eye. Suddenly, you swing onto...

Added 18 Oct 2014 | Category Exhibitionism | Votes 5 | Avg Score 4.8 | Views 7,112 | 3 Comments

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Just shaking my ass... Have a good day

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LOVE that .gif. Your caption was a cracker lol.

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Hope you enjoy your Birthday, sweetie!

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Happy Birthday from the Lush team.

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Hope you're enjoying your weekend. Not working too much

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