About Belthazor


Okay, update time. Sooo...

Hi. I'm Jason.

I spend too much time fantasizing about what life would be like if I had superpowers, my libido kind of annoys me half the time and I stress about everything. I'm passionate about my art, but I hardly do any of it these days for various reasons. I feel like I work and try to better myself nonstop, but continually have nothing to show for it and am basically going nowhere fast.

I'm in school again, so... that's new. Hopefully I can hold my act together well enough this time to finish my degree and maybe get on with my life.

On a more positive note, I'm in love with the most wonderful woman in the world. She makes me feel like maybe my life isn't a total waste and I adore her with everything that I am. Aaaand if I wasn't as broke as a leg in a cast, I'd have proposed ages ago. But I'm poor and I know what kind of ring she deserves. And what kind of life. So I'm working on all that and she -being the greatest woman ever- puts up with me.

Maybe I'll be back to writing stories sometime in the future. I hope so. In the meantime... I'll just keep popping in every day to see what's new, maybe make a forum comment or two. Maybe do some reading.

If you've actually read all of this, I appreciate it! 10 points to your Hogwarts House of choice.

Relationship Status:
In a Relationship with Hybr1d
Florida, Florida, United States
Local Time:
25 Nov 2017 00:04
I'm a huge nerd. Not an exageration at all. Anime, manga, comic books, video games, cosplaying, the whole shebang. I read a lot (like, a lot a lot), I love watching movies and tv (especially comedies and musicals), I love music (can't live without it), so I sing, jam out, headbang, all that. I do a bit of ameteur swordplay (mostly for fun). I have a collection of swords that continues growing (mostly for display), and I love animals. I'm in college right now and... yeah, that's me.
Favorite Books:
My beloved Harry Potter series, the Percy Jackson & The Olympians series and the spinoff series Heroes of Olympus, the Vampire Academy series and its spinoff series Bloodlines (amazing!), House of the Scorpion, the Chronicles of Narnia (don't judge me!), The Night Circus, Star Wars: The Old Republic: Revan (even though it ended horribly!) and about a bajillion others.
Favorite Authors:
J.K. Rowling, C.S. Lewis, K. A. Applegate, Richelle Mead, Saga, Rick Riordan, Bram Stoker and a bunch more.
Favorite Movies:
Anything Disney, the Harry Potter series, anything Marvel, Star Wars, musicals, comedies and horror back when it was good.
Favourite TV Shows:
Supernatural, Doctor Who, DragonBall Z/Super, The Flash, DC's Legends of Tomorrow, Constantine, Vixen, Jessica Jones, Luke Cage, Daredevil
Favorite Music:
Pretty much everything but only a very little bit of Country or Techno. And virtually no rap/hip hop. I looooove classic rock, metal, Broadway and randomly: drinking songs. Especially Irish ones.


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08 Mar 2011
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Topic: Heap abuse on Sprite
Posted: 23 Nov 2017 19:25

You're a three-decker, sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich. With arsenic saaaaauuuuce~

Topic: What should be done about Roy Moore?
Posted: 15 Nov 2017 21:49

If the people of Alabama want a Senator who pursues children sexually they should be allowed to have one. My politics are left of Carl Marx, and if I had to choose between an anti gay, pro life, gun toting, 10 commandment humping, 9-11 is because America is godless believing asshole, and a democrat who fucked a 14 year old, if I’m being totally honest, I’d choose the guy who fucks 14 year olds.

You realize Roy Moore is a Republican, right?

Topic: What should be done about Roy Moore?
Posted: 15 Nov 2017 21:48

Yeah, I really could care less about what is legal or illegal. I think he should burned and be put to death, but I thought that before I found out he was a kid fucker. I’m trying to have empathy for the mouth breathers in Alabama who are still supporting Moore. And when I imagine the situation is reversed I reluctantly pull the lever for the kid fucker because what he did happened 40 years ago. What his opponent could do in the senate would raise taxes on the middle class and take away healthcare for millions. With my apologies to his victims, but if the situation was reversed I’d vote to protect those millions of other people.

As opposed to Moore, who supports the GOP's idiotic tax plan that would raise taxes on the middle class to give tax breaks to the wealthy. The same group who wants to (and keeps trying to) strip millions of their healthcare and marital rights. So... I'm really not sure what the f you're talking about.

Topic: What should be done about Roy Moore?
Posted: 15 Nov 2017 21:45

Kill the sick f*cker and end all this drama. Him and all the others like him. Hannity, O'Reilly, Drumf, Weinstein and the rest.

Topic: Rate yourself
Posted: 13 Nov 2017 21:11

Aaaand cue the self-loathing. I mean... parts of me are okay. My hair (usually) and my eyes are nice, I usually like my arms and my lady likes... other parts (may she never get her eyeglass prescription updated), but besides that...

Topic: Pick a movie that has something in common with the above film
Posted: 12 Nov 2017 19:42

O Brother, Where Art Thou?

Topic: when did you masturbate last?
Posted: 11 Nov 2017 20:58

An hour or two ago, probably.

Topic: 3 Things About Yourself
Posted: 11 Nov 2017 18:42

I suffer from depression.
I lose all shred of "manliness" when I see a dog. (Cue high-pitched "awlookitthepuppy!")
I spend a lot of time wondering if the people around me actually care if I'm alive.

Topic: 11 NEW Categories Added!
Posted: 08 Nov 2017 05:18

Animals are real, monsters are not. If your 'monster' looks, sounds and acts like a horse, it's not going to get through. Leeway is given for supernatural creatures.

This sounds like it's gonna' be a tricky one to moderate for y'all. I mean, if someone was talking about, say, a centaur, all those bits are pure horse, so...

Topic: Unfortunately/Fortunately
Posted: 29 Oct 2017 20:24

Unfortunately, the doctor says you can't do that anymore.

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'Twas a Night to Remember

'Twas the night before Christmas when all through the place, Not a creature was stirring but the girl on my face; Her stockings were thigh-high of black negligeé Her teddy was thin and her makeup risqué. The neighbors were sleeping, awaiting Saint Nick While my wife was awaiting my hard throbbing dick. She trembled and whimpered, dripping wet with desire While my boxers were straining, my...

Added 11 Dec 2016 | Category Erotic Poems | Votes 6 | Avg Score 5 | Views 519 | 3 Comments

Take Her Down to Paradise City, Epilogue

Three months had passed since Lena had said goodbye to Arion. She focused on work as much as possible. Saw her friends sometimes, but nothing ever replaced him. She felt hollow without him. "Lonely" could never cover it. The only thing that kept her from the depths of depression was knowing that, wherever Arion was, he would be guaranteed a happy life, whether that bitch of a goddess liked it...

Added 20 Jun 2016 | Category Supernatural | Votes 2 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,897 | 3 Comments

A Little Exhibitionism Never Hurt Anyone

It started out innocently enough. No, really. It really did. I'd gotten off work surprisingly early, so I decided to go and see my lady. She had been sick, so I thought spending some time together would help her feel better. We talked, cuddled and watched Crimson Peak. Afterward, as she walked me out, I couldn't help myself but feel her up a bit. She laughed and pushed my hands away, but...

Added 27 Mar 2016 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 15 | Avg Score 4.87 | Views 4,551 | 9 Comments

Recommended Read Take Her Down to Paradise City Pt. 3

Lena sat behind her desk at work, smiling fondly at the framed photo of Arion and herself which stood before her. She could hardly believe it had been so long since she'd first received the magic jukebox. 2015 was coming to an end and she realized with every passing day, she would lose him soon. The thought broke her heart and caused her to tear up. She wouldn't allow herself to break down...

Added 18 Feb 2016 | Category Supernatural | Votes 5 | Avg Score 5 | Views 3,215 | 4 Comments

My Star

She shines like a star, high above me. A new constellation that only I see. She dazzles the heavens, filling them with light, Yet how I wish I may and wish I might, I cannot touch my star tonight. Through my scope I gaze, transfixed below, Marveling at her celestial glow. I keep her secret, Safe and sound. Not telling of the jewel I've found. For if I share my glowing star, Others...

Added 04 Nov 2015 | Category Love Poems | Votes 7 | Avg Score 4.71 | Views 1,015 | 5 Comments

The Worst Poem Ever

I am a nerd. That much is clear. Yet every day, I find you here. The love of my life, Maybe my future wife. But before I make this lass my bride, I'll write this geeky diatribe. I don't need the Dragon Balls or the sacred Shikon Jewel. You've already made my wish come true and made me a blissful fool. I would turn down Aphrodite, I would break the Jedi Code, Give up my Batmobile And...

Added 04 Aug 2015 | Category Love Poems | Votes 12 | Avg Score 5 | Views 818 | 11 Comments

My Teasing Lover

She awaits me every night, teasing me for hours, Some nights she only teases, keeping just out of my power. My Mistress and my lover; I love her like there's no other. The power she holds over me Is both my peace and my insanity. I feel her now, her sweet caress, I hurry into bed, undressed. Without a word comes her embrace, She is my only saving grace. She pulls me in and takes...

Added 30 Jun 2015 | Category Love Poems | Votes 5 | Avg Score 5 | Views 599 | 5 Comments

Faith, Trust and Pixie Lust

Toby's head swung around when he heard the shriek come from somewhere above him in the tree. He and Riana had come to the village for the weekend to relax and visit with the other fairies there. But what he saw happening in the air above him seemed to be anything but relaxing. Riana was hovering in midair and seemed to be slapping another sprite as hard as she could. Not just one...

Added 10 Apr 2015 | Category Supernatural | Votes 6 | Avg Score 5 | Views 6,906 | 5 Comments

Personal Professionals Vol. 6: Personal Assistance

“Here's the last of it,” he grunted. With a thud, he plopped the stack of files down on the desk. “I swear to God, this case had better be worth all this hassle. Need anything else, Ariel?” With a sigh, the young woman behind the desk leaned back in her chair, rubbing her temples. “Besides a vacation?” She groaned, rubbing the back of her neck. Smiling softly, Jacob moved behind her and...

Added 16 Jan 2015 | Category Oral Sex | Votes 4 | Avg Score 4.25 | Views 4,911

Personal Professionals Vol. 5: The Head Nurse

"Ough..." I groaned. I wasn't sure where I was, but I knew I was thirsty and uncomfortable. I opened my eyes slowly, wincing at the bright fluorescent lights above me. I was laying in a stiff, uncomfortable white bed with what appeared to be an IV coming out of my arm. That's when it all came back to me. The accident. Another accident. My whole body was aching, especially my head. I...

Added 13 Nov 2014 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 7 | Avg Score 5 | Views 5,267 | 4 Comments

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A second and third time

Lacy watched as her lover’s body quivered in pleasure. The glowing sheen of sweat coming off of her lithe body looked like dew. Gaby’s heavy breathing matched Lacy’s. She let Gaby’s leg down off her shoulder and pulled the strap-on slowly out of her dripping pussy, causing Gaby to moan softly. She climbed off the bed and unsnapped the straps, allowing the toy fall to the floor with a...

Added 27 Apr 2015 | Category Lesbian | Votes 5 | Avg Score 4.6 | Views 10,812 | 10 Comments

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