belthazor's Blog Entries

27 Mar 2015 09:42

So I'm leaving the grocery store and I see a woman in a tight, long-sleeved t-shirt. And stretched across her ample bosom was "Statefarm". And all I could think was "Are they in good hands?" XD

26 Mar 2015 21:26


26 Mar 2015 06:38

23 Mar 2015 19:33

17 Mar 2015 13:45

14 Mar 2015 14:56

Well, I thought I would get to spend the evening with my lady, but that's not gonna' happen, so what am I to do?

Apparently, masturbate repeatedly is what. lol Up to 4 times today, so how about 5?

13 Mar 2015 00:07

05 Mar 2015 13:22


True story.

01 Mar 2015 19:11

So... this happened.

27 Feb 2015 21:38


I volunteer as tribute! lol

27 Feb 2015 20:44

Rest in peace, Leonard Nimoy. The world has lost its greatest Vulcan today.
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18 Feb 2015 02:22

I've heard people suggest writing down the thoughts that pop into your head when you can't sleep. Not sure why that's a thing, but here's my best representation of what that would look like...

17 Feb 2015 23:44

Because LOTR.

09 Feb 2015 19:53

05 Feb 2015 19:50

Bathtub, Epsom Salt and my jams. Perfect way to unwind from a long day.

01 Feb 2015 01:06

17 Jan 2015 20:12

New story (what whaaat) posted! "Personal Professionals Vol. 6: Personal Assistance."

12 Jan 2015 18:31

So I should have mentioned this like, a week ago.... I am now the proud owner of the ENTIRE Disney Masterpiece Collection! It took a long time, but I finally tracked down the last of the movies I didn't have. I feel accomplished!

10 Jan 2015 22:02

06 Jan 2015 00:12

30 Dec 2014 22:17

Challenge accepted! http://youtu.be/6u5wVGngD_c

24 Dec 2014 19:47


Merry Christmas, y'all!

19 Dec 2014 20:54

I and the rest of the fandom will forever take this as a Kosami confirmation! The Legend of Korra has come to an end. Tea for everybody!

12 Dec 2014 21:19

09 Dec 2014 21:02


"I got this."

09 Dec 2014 17:53

02 Dec 2014 21:49

01 Dec 2014 20:39


Little bit. lol

01 Dec 2014 12:11

26 Nov 2014 22:24








Happy Thanksgiving, y'all! XD