Forum posts made by belthazor

Topic seduce the avatar above you.
Posted 28 Mar 2015 21:17

Easy. Seduce Kiera by showing up with Trinket and a buttload of Pringles and snacks. Or bacon-flavored condoms. XP

Topic Person above has been arrested for what naughty crime?
Posted 28 Mar 2015 21:16



It was Susan Boyle actually Embarassed

Hi Belthazor hello2

For not being able to make Susan Boyle Cum :-"



Susan Boyle? O.o Pass...

As for Feisty... probably sexting and driving. lol Dude, keep one hand on the wheel!

Topic Post the title most recent song that you listened to
Posted 27 Mar 2015 20:53

Paradise City by Guns 'N Roses!

How fitting.... ;)

https://upload.lushstories.com/1001921585-Paradise City forum.png

Topic Person above has been arrested for what naughty crime?
Posted 27 Mar 2015 11:34

For reading Harry Potter during sex, while enjoying cosplay

I got arrested for that? O_o Who was I having sex with?? Dolores Umbridge?

Topic You & the person above/before you wake up in a police car handcuffed together....
Posted 27 Mar 2015 10:59

You're touching my leg! Move over!

Topic seduce the avatar above you.
Posted 27 Mar 2015 10:57

Leave a trail of snacks to the bedroom and fill the bed with goodies. lol

Topic Person above has been arrested for what naughty crime?
Posted 27 Mar 2015 10:56

Probably for boogie-boarding down the street in a rainstorm... on a trash can lid... nude.

Topic Post the title most recent song that you listened to
Posted 26 Mar 2015 19:39

"Go!! Fighting Dreamers" by Flow.

Topic What's Your Current Mood.
Posted 26 Mar 2015 19:38

Annoyed, mostly.

Topic What's a movie that you and your friends always quote?
Posted 26 Mar 2015 19:37

There's so many.... Star Wars, of course; Harry Potter, "First rule of Fight Club" and, like, a bajillion others.

Topic What actor(s) do you dislike so much, that you won't even bother watching their movies/shows?
Posted 25 Mar 2015 12:28

Will Ferrell, any of the guys from "Workaholics" or that "Kroll" thing. Or that weird "Adam whoever's House Party." Comedy Central has really gone downhill with their shows.

Also Ice Cube. He always plays the exact same character. Himself. And reality tv is stupid, so... any/all of them.

Topic Post the title most recent song that you listened to
Posted 22 Mar 2015 22:28

Rebel Yell by Billy Idol (well, part of it)
Heard all of I Want to Know What Love Is by Foreigner

Topic Is it OK for your female partner to have a lesbian lover?
Posted 17 Mar 2015 13:49

I'm gonna' say no because it's the same thing as fooling around with another guy, except with different equipment. Unless we're in some kind of threesome-type of situation (which ain't happening anytime soon), she's mine.

*does old-timey boxing pose* And if any wishes to contend for her, we shall come to fisticuffs!

Topic Editor's Picks and Recommended Reads
Posted 15 Mar 2015 18:02



It's all you can do! I have no idea which stories will hit home for people. I just try to do the best I can.

That's what I've been thinking. I'll just keep doing my thang and if people like it, they'll tell me. If not, they can tell me that, too. That's how we improve, of course.

Topic Your favourite kink?
Posted 14 Mar 2015 19:20

Exhibitionism/voyeurism and dirty talking.

Topic any opinions about the ideal length of time for a single sex session ?
Posted 14 Mar 2015 19:18

However long or short it takes, I would think. lol

Topic Editor's Picks and Recommended Reads
Posted 14 Mar 2015 19:17



How to get one? Write what you'd wanna read, not what someone tells you to do. Otherwise your heart won't be in it. Love what you write. If you don't love it, keep working til you do.



Sounds like a good idea to me!

Topic Best Toys For G-Spot Stimulation?
Posted 14 Mar 2015 19:16

My fingers.

http://cdn.marketplaceimages.windowsphone.com/v8/images/636e25d5-6dac-460f-955c-532a8debb3d2?imageType=ws_icon_large

Topic Editor's Picks and Recommended Reads
Posted 14 Mar 2015 14:07

Or, if you'd rather, just send me money and i'll hit that RR button like a sexed up bunny on meth.

There's a visual for ya'. lol Seen a lot of those, have you? XP

Topic What is Your Favorite Sexual Act
Posted 14 Mar 2015 14:06

Shooting a grape off the tip of an erect cock with a bb gun.

That's a terrifying visual... sheepholy

Topic What is Your Favorite Sexual Act
Posted 14 Mar 2015 12:05

Definitely that first thrust. The feeling of burying my throbbing cock in her tight, wet pussy is unmatched.

Topic When you masturbate
Posted 14 Mar 2015 12:04

What are you thinking about when you masturbate?

Are you just thinking about getting off?

Are you thinking about your lover's, spouses, movie stars, porn queens, etc.

Are you watching porn, chatting, magazines? Are you doing it with your lover's and they are watching?

It varies, but usually, I'm thinking about sex. lol

I think about my beautiful lady, Or the porn stars if I'm watching porn. But my gf is still there, in my mind.

Aaand all of the above. Well, not usually magazines, but while reading erotic stories. Or while watching porn or possibly a hot sex scene in a movie. XP

Topic Now try your name and see what it is
Posted 13 Mar 2015 00:04

J: is really sweet
A: hot
S: cute
O: has one of the best personalities ever
N: can kick the shit out of u

Sounds about right. XP

OR:

B: loves people
E: has gorgeous eyes
L: smile to die for
T: really good kisser
H: easy to fall in love with
A: hot
Z: can be funny and dumb at times
O: has one of the best personalities ever
R: good boyfriend or girlfriend

Seems legit. lol

Topic Editor's Picks and Recommended Reads
Posted 12 Mar 2015 22:21

Okay, so... I've been here for a while. Written quite a few things for the site. But for the life of me, I can't figure out how to get one of these "Recommended Read" award... things. Or an "Editor's Pick." Any suggestions? dontknow

Do you have to know somebody to say "Hey, take a look at this and tell me what you think?"

Does the "right" person on the site (a mod or whoever) have to read it and really enjoy/admire it?

Do I have to sell any first-borns?

I've seen a lot of them around (seriously, it's like some of the authors here collect the bloody things...), but I have no idea what's defined as the "it factor", so to speak that separates these stories from all the rest. Obviously they're not going to be some drivel somebody just slapped out one day without a second thought, but... seriously. It's not like it's a life goal or anything, but... well, we all enjoy an accolade, right? Somebody to tell us "Hey, you did a good job" every now and then.

Anyway... if anyone has any suggestions or thoughts on the topic, please drop a line. Lend a word of advice.

And be nice. I'm not having any of the drama llamas here.

Thanks, y'all!
-Jason

Topic Name a theme song for the avatar above yours.
Posted 12 Mar 2015 19:31

Private Eyes by Hall & Oates

Topic guys do you like to be called daddy by a girl during sex or general or both
Posted 12 Mar 2015 19:30

NO. If my lady were to call me "daddy"... EVER (which she wouldn't), I would go from 12 to 6 so fast, it would hit the floor. lol

Topic what is your favorite movie quote
Posted 06 Mar 2015 17:49

"Hey! Gambooka gabee!"
"WHAAAAAT?! After everything you put me through, you expect me to help you just like zat?! JUST LIKE ZAT?!"
"Eeh."
"Okay."
"What?? We're helping him now?"
"Hey... is very persuasive."

- Stitch, Jumba and Pleakley, "Lilo & Stitch"

Topic what is your favorite movie quote
Posted 26 Feb 2015 13:59

"I... your name-"
"I... Your name..."
"Schmucks."
"Pledge allegiance...
"Pledge allegiance..."
"To Hedley Lamarr-"
"To Heady Lamarr"
"That's Hedley!"
"That's Hedley!"
"And the evil-"
"And the evil-"
"For which he stands."
"For which he stands."
"Now go do that voodoo that you do so well!!"
-Hedley Lamarr and his army, Blazing Saddles

Topic what is your favorite movie quote
Posted 26 Feb 2015 13:39

"Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!" - Mexican desperado, Blazing Saddles

Topic Replace One Word in a Song or Movie Title With "Orgasm"
Posted 26 Feb 2015 12:34

Orgasm Wars, of course! XD

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Orgasm?
Harry Potter and the Orgasm of Secrets?
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Orgasm-kaban? lol
Harry Potter and the Orgasm of Fire?
Harry Potter and the Orgasm of the Phoenix?
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Orgasm?
Ooor Harry Potter and the Deathly Orgasms?

So I went a little nuts. lol