Forum posts made by belthazor

Topic Pepsi or Coke
Posted 21 Mar 2017 20:31

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Topic If you woke up one morning next to me and could only say four words, what would you say?
Posted 21 Mar 2017 14:28

You're poking me again


Yet you're not moving.

Topic What's for dinner tonight?
Posted 21 Mar 2017 14:26

Porterhouse steaks and a baked potato!

Topic Have you ever fucked any type of fruit?
Posted 21 Mar 2017 14:25

I've used strawberry-flavored lube, but that's about as far as that goes. lol

Topic If you woke up one morning next to me and could only say four words, what would you say?
Posted 18 Mar 2017 22:26

I'd just smile and gently pull her closer

Boooooo! Keep the funny going! lol

Topic How to lose your job... ABC style
Posted 12 Mar 2017 20:24

Emerging from the supply closet with your shirt untucked, your hair askew and your fly down.

Topic If you woke up one morning next to me and could only say four words, what would you say?
Posted 12 Mar 2017 20:22


Not even a wiggle?

Oh, I'll wiggle something. ;)




Get outta our bed.

How'd he get in?

Topic If you woke up one morning next to me and could only say four words, what would you say?
Posted 11 Mar 2017 12:34

I asked you first.

I'm not moving it.

Topic How to lose your job... ABC style
Posted 11 Mar 2017 07:25

Xylophone battles in the break room. Which is basically like dueling banjos, but with weird, ringing precussion instruments.

Topic Four words said after the condom breaks
Posted 04 Mar 2017 21:22

Might as well continue!

Topic is the page-fold method of bookmarking acceptable to you?
Posted 02 Mar 2017 17:43

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Topic How big is too big?
Posted 26 Feb 2017 20:15

I would think proportion is the key. I've seen boobs that are just plain silly looking. Usually fake ones when a woman just goes out and goes crazy. That gets to being just silly looking.

Topic Fart Rape
Posted 23 Feb 2017 20:29



Yeah, but in this case, they're talking about farts from the back. Not the front.


BURN!!! XD

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Topic Awesome Member Award. New. Please Read.
Posted 21 Feb 2017 19:42



Its'a what I'ya have'a with my'a hamburger'a

Dammit, Simmer...

Topic Awesome Member Award. New. Please Read.
Posted 21 Feb 2017 16:33



The second one you cannot award to any Lushie who is from Malta... well you could but you shouldn't sweet man.

What's a "Malta?"

Topic Awesome Member Award. New. Please Read.
Posted 21 Feb 2017 16:32

Honestly the "Awesome" badge sounds pretty cool.

That or maybe the "Lovliest Lushie" badge. For those people who are just lovely to talk to or interact with.

Topic Competition Entries should be primarily SOLO efforts
Posted 18 Feb 2017 11:01

I couldn't agree more.

Topic You just won the lottery...what's your first BIG purchase
Posted 16 Feb 2017 18:20

A house. And paying off my car.

Topic Does the new American President seem mentally ill to you?
Posted 08 Feb 2017 18:58



The political spectrum does not just consist of Republicans and Democrats. At least not outside the US. You of all people should know that (and I know you do).


Don't talk crazy, Noll! They might realize there are half a dozen other political parties in this nation and that the media is who "forces" them to choose between two idiots.

Topic Does the new American President seem mentally ill to you?
Posted 07 Feb 2017 19:58

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And to everyone crying about the protests... "A riot is the voice of the unheard." -Dr. Martine Luther King, Jr. You can only ignore the voices of the people for so long before we make ourselves heard. And if you'll recall from your American history, we used to be pretty good at revolution. I'd say it's time for another.

Topic Would you ever fuck someone...
Posted 04 Feb 2017 17:22

Within an hour of meeting them? Sorry, Charlie, that's not my style.

Topic You've wrote your life story and they want to make the movie. Who's playing you?
Posted 04 Feb 2017 17:19

I'd like to say somebody like Neil Patrick Harris or maybe even Jason Momoa, buuuuuttt it'd probably be Jack Black. lol Or Chris Pratt before he got all ripped.

Not because I'm chubby (I kind of am, I guess); more because the level of dork required to portray my life is pretty high. lol

Topic How often are you horny?
Posted 04 Feb 2017 17:08

Um... at least once every day. I don't understand how this is a question. lol

Topic i just had this thought about " The Wall"....
Posted 28 Jan 2017 11:32



In those areas, a wall won't be necessary. A mountain or canyon or river will provide a natural barrier. Also, a wall covering the entire landscape may not be necessary, you build it in strategic places and funnel people to the openings. Sure, some will go over or under but not all. Homes? I doubt there are any actual homes that straddle the US/Mexico border.

I'm not condemning or condoning the wall or it's need, only the logistics of it aren't that difficult to comprehend.

No, seriously. There are literally some homes that straddle the border. And multiple people's private property who don't want a giant wall going though their backyard.

Topic i just had this thought about " The Wall"....
Posted 26 Jan 2017 22:46

The thing is, it doesn't matter how many people they hire to build it. It's literally impossible to build. There are mountains, rivers, canyons and people's homes this ridiculous wall would have to go through. And it's estimated that it would cost over $300 BILLION. It can't be done.

Topic La Resistance
Posted 22 Jan 2017 11:00

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