Forum posts made by belthazor

Topic Who should be the next US president?
Posted 28 Sep 2016 18:44

Bernie Sanders is still the best, most qualified person. But if not Bernie, Dr. Jill Stein.

Topic Ginger or Mary Ann?
Posted 28 Sep 2016 12:05

I have never heard of them either, but if those pictures are them, Mary Ann

Dude, I don't even need to see the pics to know it's the girls from Gilligan's Island.

Topic Ginger or Mary Ann?
Posted 28 Sep 2016 12:05

Obviously Maryann.

Topic The person above you is a high school teacher. What do they teach?
Posted 27 Sep 2016 11:38

Wood Workshop and Metals and Plastic.... He seems quite handy ;)

True story. lol

As for Ardentmale... hmm, probably auto shop.

Topic The person above you is a high school teacher. What do they teach?
Posted 23 Sep 2016 13:27

Music, obviously.

Topic Things you should not say on a 1st date...
Posted 23 Sep 2016 13:26

"Hi, I'm very political."

Topic Do you masturbate daily?
Posted 22 Sep 2016 15:24

Barring very rare exceptions. lol

Topic Old game series that needs to be redone.
Posted 21 Sep 2016 17:54

Give me KOTOR 3!!!

Topic Describe Your Last Sexual Encounter with a Movie Title
Posted 17 Sep 2016 22:34

The Heat. lol

Topic Best Porn Site
Posted 15 Sep 2016 16:39

My two go-to's are largeporntube and pornhub. Basic, yes, but they get the job done.

Topic Haiku...Lushly speaking
Posted 12 Sep 2016 17:59

I had sex today
But this is not a haiku;
Just felt like bragging!

Topic Haiku...Lushly speaking
Posted 12 Sep 2016 17:57

Hide under my desk
Stick your head under my skirt
Let's lunch together



Someone's tempting me
Trinket stirring up a fuss
She is such a scamp.

XP

Topic What Would Happen If?
Posted 11 Sep 2016 00:43

Unless the water turned green. Then we'd all be living on planet Namek. lol

Uh... read a lot more regular stuff, I guess. lol I'd definitely have more time to focus on projects and stuff.

What would happen if your ultimate fantasy lover (celebrity, person you know, whoever) approached you for a one-time fling, but that it could only be one night?

Topic Would You Wear your wife's or girlfriends panties or thongs?
Posted 11 Sep 2016 00:40

Let's check with the magic conch...

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Topic What actor(s) do you like so much, that you will watch their movies/shows just because they are in it?
Posted 10 Sep 2016 15:59

Russell Brand, John Barrowman, Kat Dennings, Jim Carrey and anything Mel Brooks has had anything to do with.

Topic The WORST movie you ever saw
Posted 10 Sep 2016 15:57

Kiss of the Vampire, American Pie (all of them) and Suicide Squad.

Topic Multi-part stories?? Good or Bad??
Posted 09 Sep 2016 16:52

I get irritated by authors who write multi-part stories 600-700 words at a time. A lot of authors on this site seem to do this, and it just creates a lot of clutter in my opinion. Maybe they get impatient and want to publish what they've written right away before they've finished it. But there's a 10,000 word limit for most stories, so if your story is going to run that long, then just write the damned thing to the end and publish it as a single piece. There's no point in dragging it out over 10-12 installments, which I've said elsewhere is literary equivalent of giving a blowjob 30 seconds at a time, and then making the reader wait a day or two for the next 30 seconds of pleasure. It's beyond frustrating, so I rarely read anything that contains the words "Part 1" or "Chapter 1." If you do feel the need to write a multi-part story, then each episode should more or less be able to stand on it's own.



That's the only kind of multi-part story I do.

Topic What Would Happen If?
Posted 09 Sep 2016 13:20

Oh God, I would cry.

What would happen if you woke up and found yourself living in a foreign land?

Topic The person above you is a high school teacher. What do they teach?
Posted 07 Sep 2016 18:54

Shop class.

Topic The person above you is a high school teacher. What do they teach?
Posted 06 Sep 2016 16:24

Probably (erotic) literature appreciation. lol

Topic ... in my pants
Posted 05 Sep 2016 08:19

Anaconda... in my pants. XD

Topic Create a sexual story
Posted 05 Sep 2016 08:18

...Teeth marks from...

Topic Where did you lose your virginity?
Posted 03 Sep 2016 18:51

Basement of my parent's house... I know naughty Temp lol

Now there's a story I'd love to read!

Topic Star Wars
Posted 03 Sep 2016 08:52

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Topic fuck me, suck me, pass?
Posted 02 Sep 2016 20:32

Gonna' pass. lol

Topic What do you think would make porn better?
Posted 31 Aug 2016 17:58

1. No more close-ups of the dude's (usually hideous) face.
2. Better acting.
3. Better writing.
4. Take off the stupid shoes!!

Topic Your ideal partner in two words
Posted 30 Aug 2016 01:55

Cara mia~

Topic Rest In Peace - Gene Wilder
Posted 30 Aug 2016 01:54

crybaby


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