Forum posts made by belthazor

Topic Sexy red heads?
Posted 22 Jun 2017 12:20

https://upload.lushstories.com/1129255888-IMG_3108.PNG

Though I would say that the title of this thread seems somewhat redundant. lol

Topic How many rings do you wear?
Posted 21 Jun 2017 20:03

Just 2 typically.

Topic The Rage Cage
Posted 20 Jun 2017 00:48

PEOPLE ARE DYING EVERY DAY AND YOU DISGUSTING, HATEFUL MONSTERS JUST SIT ON YOUR FAT ASSES AND BLAME THE DEAD CHILDREN! YOU DON'T CARE WHO SUFFERS AND WHO DIES SO LONG AS YOU AREN'T DIRECTLY AFFECTED! YOU DON'T KNOW OR CARE WHOSE CHILDREN ARE GOING TO BURN! Young men die in parking lots and you sit and judge them and blame them! Children are beaten to death by lunatics and you call it justified because of her religion! At this point, I hope there is a giant meteor or some cataclysm! I'm sick of this world and I'm sick of living in it while people suffer and die for no reason!

Topic What are you listening to right now?
Posted 15 Jun 2017 09:16

A carpet cleaner and Stand By Me by Ben E. King,

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 14 Jun 2017 22:35

Before I fall asleep (hopefully) and forget: what about a new badge? Call it the "Favorite" or something. Authors who have more than maybe 5 stories favorited by other people get it. Maybe add levels to it. 5 stories as the basic one, 10 for the next level, 20, etc.

Just something I thought might be nice. I'm sure I'm not the only author here who gets all warm and tingly when somebody favorites something I write.

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 14 Jun 2017 22:33



The one who always gives you a hard time. The resident tr***.

Aah. Yeah, that sounds about right. lol

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 14 Jun 2017 21:55


careful what you ask for - you'd never be able to post again.

My dudette.
https://upload.lushstories.com/2132916557-IMG_3080.GIF

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 14 Jun 2017 21:54



careful what you ask for - you'd never be able to post again.

https://giphy.com/gifs/jlo-meryl-streep-oscars-2015-5yLgoceQDgD7aZzlaZG

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 14 Jun 2017 21:51



If you have them blocked , then they don't show up in your time line anymore. Unless you aren't logged in, you shouldn't see whatever it is they posted.
My 2 cents flower

(p.s.-we know someone is a virgin living in his mom's rent free basement, right?)

When I'm hearing from my other friends about it, it's a problem. The point of blocking someone is to prevent them from seeing your posts. When they hit the "quote" thing, that completely defeats the purpose, making the "block" completely pointless.

(P.s. - Excuse me?)

Topic Watch This Space for a Stupendous Announcement about the New Direction of LushStories!
Posted 14 Jun 2017 00:03

https://s3.amazonaws.com/vice_asset_uploader/files/1410795698Zapatista_Eyes.gif

Did someone say, 'six eyes left'?

O_o I'm uncomfortable...

Topic Watch This Space for a Stupendous Announcement about the New Direction of LushStories!
Posted 13 Jun 2017 16:14





Right?? Just imagine it; we get a big hall, everybody gets stickers with their usernames and maybe one or two of their best stories.

We get some panels going, maybe set up booths where people who have published their stories can sell them I feel they'd like, get some vendors in with various adult paraphernalia (porn, sex toys, erotica, etc.) And of course some kind of big social event for everybody to mingle and meet each other.

(Cosplay not required, but always welcome!)

Topic What is it with chickens?
Posted 13 Jun 2017 14:03

https://upload.lushstories.com/315847952-IMG_3076.JPG

Topic Why do almost all men exaggerate their penis size?
Posted 13 Jun 2017 13:56

I'm gonna' go with a combination of low self-esteem and this toxic idea that having a hunge dong somehow makes you more of a man or somehow makes you "better."

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 13 Jun 2017 02:36

Case in point.

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 12 Jun 2017 17:55

If it can be done, maybe make the blocking feature more effective. As it is, blocked people can just "quote" you on the forums and still see whatever you write, then continue to harass/annoy. If it could be made like other social media sites' blocking features (where you just see no trace of them whatsoever), that would be much more effective.

Topic Just what does Covfefe stand for, or mean?
Posted 12 Jun 2017 16:10

Comrade Openly Violates Federal Edicts Frequently (and) Erroniously.

Topic Just what does Covfefe stand for, or mean?
Posted 10 Jun 2017 23:37

Here's one just for the conservatives out there hate-watching these forums:

Cucks Over-Value Frumpy Egomaniac's Failures Everytime.

Topic Just what does Covfefe stand for, or mean?
Posted 10 Jun 2017 23:35

Come Over Vladimir Fuck Everything Fuck Everyone (omitted: PLEASE DESTROY THE PEE HOOKER PEE TAPES LUV U DONNIE)

You're my new hero! laughing3

Topic Is anyone horny right now?
Posted 10 Jun 2017 08:30

Usually. lol

Topic when did you masturbate last?
Posted 10 Jun 2017 08:30

Last night.

Topic Watch This Space for a Stupendous Announcement about the New Direction of LushStories!
Posted 08 Jun 2017 22:15

Please merge with rate-my-cock , please merge with rate-my-cock , please merge with rate-my-cock ...


https://upload.lushstories.com/267597169-Crossing-Fingers-copy.jpg

Also... WHAT??

Topic Watch This Space for a Stupendous Announcement about the New Direction of LushStories!
Posted 08 Jun 2017 22:14

C'meon, Lush convention...
https://upload.lushstories.com/267597169-Crossing-Fingers-copy.jpg

Topic Hello I'm getting tired of wearing jeans because I have a big cock and it's hard
Posted 08 Jun 2017 19:44

The struggles of being a Nigerian prince with a giant penis and too much money.

Topic Words that begin with C and end with K
Posted 08 Jun 2017 12:16

Chalk.

Topic What's the last thing you put in your mouth?
Posted 07 Jun 2017 17:00

A popsicle. lol

Topic You Wake Up On A Deserted Island with the one above and say...
Posted 02 Jun 2017 08:07

Where the heck am I?

Topic does sex feel better without a condom?
Posted 01 Jun 2017 23:39

Is this even a question?? Obviously it's infinitely better without a bloody condom!

Topic Favourite Movie Quotes
Posted 30 May 2017 14:50

"Do or do not. There is no try."
-Master Yoda, Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back

"Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light."
-Professor Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

"And if the voice starts to whisper to follow the farthest star, Moana, that voice inside is who you are."
-Grandma Tala, Moana