Forum posts made by belthazor

Topic what is your favorite movie quote
Posted 26 Feb 2015 13:59

"I... your name-"
"I... Your name..."
"Pledge allegiance...
"Pledge allegiance..."
"To Hedley Lamarr-"
"To Heady Lamarr"
"That's Hedley!"
"That's Hedley!"
"And the evil-"
"And the evil-"
"For which he stands."
"For which he stands."
"Now go do that voodoo that you do so well!!"
-Hedley Lamarr and his army, Blazing Saddles

Topic what is your favorite movie quote
Posted 26 Feb 2015 13:39

"Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!" - Mexican desperado, Blazing Saddles

Topic Replace One Word in a Song or Movie Title With "Orgasm"
Posted 26 Feb 2015 12:34

Orgasm Wars, of course! XD

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Orgasm?
Harry Potter and the Orgasm of Secrets?
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Orgasm-kaban? lol
Harry Potter and the Orgasm of Fire?
Harry Potter and the Orgasm of the Phoenix?
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Orgasm?
Ooor Harry Potter and the Deathly Orgasms?

So I went a little nuts. lol

Topic masterbating in your car!
Posted 24 Feb 2015 17:45

I've done it driving home a few times. It's exhilarating, if not a bit dangerous. XP

Topic what is your favorite movie quote
Posted 18 Feb 2015 20:28

"I didn't get a harumf outta' that guy!"
"Give the governor a harumf."
"Harumf! Harumf!"
"You watch your ass."
-Blazing Saddles

Topic what is your favorite movie quote
Posted 14 Feb 2015 22:17 Toast.png

Also this one.

Topic what is your favorite movie quote
Posted 14 Feb 2015 22:13

There's just so many!

"Ohana means family. And family means nobody gets left behind... or forgotten." -Lilo and Stitch

Topic Your biggest flaw?
Posted 14 Feb 2015 22:09

Possibly my temper or my tendency to drift off into my own thoughts.

Topic what was your first sexual act?
Posted 14 Feb 2015 20:36

Fingering/rubbing a girl through her panties. And sucking her tits.

Topic Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue features its first-ever plus-size model
Posted 14 Feb 2015 20:35

If that's what they call "plus-sized..."

Topic what's on your t-shirt?
Posted 09 Feb 2015 18:35


Topic First car you fucked in?
Posted 09 Feb 2015 11:02

Toyota Corolla. It's a bit cramped, though. lol

Topic Do guys really imagine having sex with all of their female friends?
Posted 09 Feb 2015 11:00

Not all of them and not all of us.

Topic Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted 09 Feb 2015 11:00

So... not into the whole submissive thing, but Italy is cool. lol

Topic 8 Free Silver Memberships but they have to be 'Gifted'.
Posted 09 Feb 2015 10:46

246 for me please!

Topic ... in my pants
Posted 27 Jan 2015 21:00

Carry On Wayward Son... in my pants, by Kansas.

Topic Haiku...Lushly speaking
Posted 24 Jan 2015 20:06

Sitting here on Lush,
Stroking my hardening cock
Same old same old, right?

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 22 Jan 2015 18:34


Topic Post the title most recent song that you listened to
Posted 15 Jan 2015 21:45


Yeah, that's probably the one. :P

Topic What is the longest story you have written?
Posted 15 Jan 2015 20:05

Single-story-wise, "Take Her Down To Paradise City, Pt. 2." Series-wise, definitely my "Personal Professionals" series. Though... not technically a "series," per say. More... a compendium of stand-alone stories that follow a similar theme.

Topic If you caught someone you were attracted to, masturbating, would you stay and watch?
Posted 14 Jan 2015 16:47

Depends. If it's someone I'm attracted to but not my lady, I may try to watch, but maybe not. I probably wouldn't know until the moment presented itself.

Topic Post the title most recent song that you listened to
Posted 06 Jan 2015 22:13

Turned to Stone. I forget who sings it...

Topic NEW questions concerning the Membership options
Posted 03 Jan 2015 10:13

You have been gifted it by the site since you are an author .. expires 2034 I think you will find.

Is that for all authors, or are there specific specifications? And if there are, may I inquire as to what they are?

Topic Five letter word - change only one letter
Posted 01 Jan 2015 13:02

Minty -> Monty

Topic You & the person above/before you wake up in a police car handcuffed together....
Posted 01 Jan 2015 11:44

I TOLD you the fireworks were a bad idea!

Topic Post the title most recent song that you listened to
Posted 28 Dec 2014 22:40

Bump n Grind - R. Kelly (but sung at karaoke by a *MUCH* more talented singer!)

Topic Co-author, anyone?
Posted 24 Dec 2014 19:39

I'll help you out with your writing if I can, Doc. Lemme' know, man. Drop a line and we'll see what's what! lol

Topic Cum inside or not?
Posted 24 Dec 2014 19:37

I would definitely prefer inside! And she's well aware. ;)

Topic If you could have superpowers...
Posted 23 Dec 2014 23:56

Oooor, as I just remembered the other day, the ultimate combination.

Does anyone else here remember a cartoon from the early 2000's called "Jackie Chan Adventures"? The Talismans.

For those going "Huh?", there was a character (demon sorcerer) in the show called Shendu. He had 12 individual powers (aside from magic and... well, being a dragon). They were materialized into 12 talismans based off off the Chinese Zodiac. Each individual talisman contained a specific power. These are them:

Topic ... in my pants
Posted 23 Dec 2014 23:14

The Warrior... in my pants? ~Scandal feat. Patty Smyth