Forum posts made by belthazor

Topic Do guys ALWAYS have a name for their thingy ? And what is your name for yours and why?
Posted 08 Dec 2016 19:26

My baloney has a first name, but no, I don't have a name for my penis.

Well played, sir. Well played.

Topic Do guys ALWAYS have a name for their thingy ? And what is your name for yours and why?
Posted 08 Dec 2016 18:17

I don't have a name for mine. lol

Topic 10 Year Lushstories.com Anniversary
Posted 08 Dec 2016 18:16

Mazel tov!!

Topic Why You May Want to Rethink Grooming Your Pubic Hair
Posted 08 Dec 2016 18:16

Fortunately, I'm only having sex with one person and she's only having sex with me. lol

Topic Which part of your body do you consider most sexy?
Posted 08 Dec 2016 18:14

https://upload.lushstories.com/795790572-IMG_2469.JPG

Topic Do you guys actually like going down on girls?
Posted 07 Dec 2016 13:44

I don't think a lot of men actually like it. I think they claim to like it, but most are just saying it to sound manly. Then you've got the ones who do like it and suck at doing it. lol

I'll take "Things My Girlfriend Has Never Said About Me" for 500, Alex. lol

Topic Do you guys actually like going down on girls?
Posted 07 Dec 2016 13:43

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Topic Person above has been arrested for what naughty crime?
Posted 06 Dec 2016 18:20

Doing commando jumping jacks wearing a miniskirt in a public park.

Topic Person above has been arrested for what naughty crime?
Posted 05 Dec 2016 17:51

being a public nuisance by imitating meg ryan's orgasm scene in "when harry met sally" in a restaurant.
thankfully they didn't realize i was under the table with my head between her legs at the time

I'll have what she's having!

Topic Person above has been arrested for what naughty crime?
Posted 05 Dec 2016 17:50

Beating up hipsters in the mall with a giant dildo. Then using it on herself in the food court.

Topic Person above you awakes in hospital bed and YOU say:
Posted 05 Dec 2016 17:47

Ginger, they've got you pretty heavily sedated, but they said they'll have to remove the zucchini surgically. How'd you even get that thing in there?

Topic Person above you awakes in hospital bed and YOU say:
Posted 05 Dec 2016 17:46



Awwww I'm gonna be a mother? love7 puke




Think seahorses. lol

Topic Trinket's Tauntingly Tantalising Tales
Posted 04 Dec 2016 07:36

I know what you mean. lol I read your stuff, though. :) It's awesome and I highly recommend it.

Topic Person above you awakes in hospital bed and YOU say:
Posted 01 Dec 2016 22:33

Trinket, there's no easy way to say this, but... I'm pregnant. You're the father. It's complicated.

Topic i really like lush but they are now playing politics and locked my threads because I support Trump
Posted 01 Dec 2016 22:32

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Topic if you could change to the opposite sex for a day, what would you do?
Posted 30 Nov 2016 18:35

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Topic Guys, if you in a MMF 3some situation, would you oblige the girl if she wants to watch you sucking other guy`s Cock ?
Posted 30 Nov 2016 18:28

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Topic Guys do you prefer a girl completely naked or with something sexy on?
Posted 29 Nov 2016 14:21

It actually kind of depends on my mood and hers.

Topic Person above has been arrested for what naughty crime?
Posted 27 Nov 2016 08:11

This one with the streaking again. And for some reason, she was waving sparklers around this time. Seek help, Lisa.

Topic Person above you is naked and tied to your bed?
Posted 19 Nov 2016 22:40

Turns the lights off and locks the door as I leave

Okay, that's cold.

As for wiseowl... call Ginger to come get her bird out of my house. lol

Topic Person above you is naked and tied to your bed?
Posted 18 Nov 2016 14:22

I'm calling the cops.

Topic Who is your celebrity crush?
Posted 16 Nov 2016 17:18

I've got four right at the moment. lol

https://upload.lushstories.com/1989186084-IMG_2382.JPG
Kat Dennings

https://upload.lushstories.com/1649334228-IMG_2014.PNG
Envy (cosplay/pinup model)

https://upload.lushstories.com/139993565-IMG_2383.JPG
Rosario Dawson

https://upload.lushstories.com/1372044216-IMG_2384.JPG
And of course Emma Watson!

Topic Trump the Traitor - Doesn't Tear Up Iran Deal
Posted 12 Nov 2016 22:54

Probably because it's a good deal.

Topic Riskiest place you've...
Posted 11 Nov 2016 19:59

These are stories I'm just dying to hear...

Topic PM Dating Spam Warning - this is NOT sanctioned by LS
Posted 11 Nov 2016 19:57

Been wondering. They seem fond of using the chat windows. Constantly with this "Hi, you really intrigued me. Let's chat more and get to know each other. Are you up for some fun?" All along the same vein of "look, you can cyber here or watch cams."

Topic Today's Thought or Message
Posted 09 Nov 2016 02:30

For the first time in my life, I'm truly afraid of what's coming...

Topic What's Your Current Mood.
Posted 07 Nov 2016 16:56

Apprehensive. Stressed. Vexed. Horrified at whatever is about to happen.

Topic Is equality such a difficult concept to grasp?
Posted 07 Nov 2016 16:54

Apparently it is to so many people. :( It simultaneously breakers my heart and make me want to punch people repeatedly.

With a shovel.

Topic Do you think a guy could make a gal cum without having sexual intercourse
Posted 29 Oct 2016 08:38

Um... duh? Considering how many times I've done that, I'd say so.