Topic Best experience on Lush?
14 Dec 2014 01:40
It is a toss up for me. I have two
When I published my first story on Lush, it tapped the creative side of me and gave me an outlet. There was nothing like the thrill of the votes and positive comments. From that story I now have written 17 others.
Answering the first email from my owner. It has opened a whole world that I did not know existed. I am cumming more and by means I would have never thought possible.
Topic Senior moments.
28 Nov 2014 18:53
(This is going to be a super senior momment by the way, since it involves Bengay.)
I keep Bengay at work for when my knees act up or pulled muscles. So a few days ago I need some relief from a pulled calf muscle, took the Bengay out of the drawer and headed off to the bathroom to apply it. When I was done with the application on bothersome muscle, I put the tube in my back pocket and headed to the breakroom to heat my lunch up. Then I went back to my seat and ate my lunch. A few hours later my calf needed a refresh. I could not find the tube to save my life. I thought well I probably left in the break room. Heading out the door for home, I checked the break room, no tube. I went back to the bathroom checking my regular stall, no tube. I went back to my desk and checked all my drawers, no tube. Even checked my lunch bag, no tube. Thought oh well someone got a half used tube of Bengay and headed home. When I got home, I went to change into my comfy clothes. Low and behold what is in my back pocket? A tube of Bengay. I had been sitting on it all afternoon. Talk about numb from both ends.
So John I can totally relate.
Topic I'm absolutely rubbish at...
12 Nov 2014 18:55
I am rubbish at anything that involves jumping (jumping back/roundhouse/spinning kicks). Including jumping rope or jumping jacks.
Topic Clit PLay
22 Sep 2014 01:09
Best for me is on my back, pillow under my head and another under my right arm. Using my right hand, I put my middle finger on the tip of the clit and the pointer finger to the side of it. To start small slow circles and occasionally dipping my two fingers into my pussy. When I am soaking wet, I will rub my two fingers faster on the tip of my clit. Alternating between circles and straight lines as I feel the pressure build. Fingers rubbing faster in straight lines back and forth as the pressure and heat builds. Finally like a cork popping out of a bottle the pressure lets go. Hope that helps.
Topic Word Crimes
22 Jul 2014 03:03
This video seemed to fit Lush all too well.. as far as writing goes. Had to share.
Topic "3 truths/1 lie" Game
28 Jun 2014 16:49
I'll say 2. Seems unlikely.
Try again my friend. It is part of my Tae Kwon Do training for 3rd degree.
Topic "3 truths/1 lie" Game
28 Jun 2014 16:40
Well darn! I loose! You probably have not even read the books.
Topic "3 truths/1 lie" Game
27 Jun 2014 01:02
1. I play the banjo
10. I think the bond novels are better than the films
11. I once sat shotgun in a car where people were fornicating in the back seat. Neither the driver nor I was amused.
100. I've never seen the lion king.
I believe that #3 is the lie... sounds like a punchline to a joke
1) My left breast is bigger than my right
2) I know how to handle a sword
3) I took 8 years of dance classes
4) I know how to juggle
Topic When you're partner is talking....
23 Jun 2014 00:08
I try so hard to listen.. but if we are having a discussion about a hot button topic.. I am waiting to talk.
Topic What's the hardest thing about being in a relationship with you?
21 Jun 2014 10:41
I am extremely independent and cynical.
It is also hard to gain my trust. I am once bitten twice shy at this point. So it is difficult just hooking up with me from the very start.
I have a memory like a steel trap.
So do not even think of telling me something that sounds good but is not at the core the truth. I will bust you every time.
Topic Annoying things that people say
18 Jun 2014 22:37
"I am bored"
just makes me crazy. Surely in this day and age you can find a way to entertain yourself.
"How are you?"
On a work call. You could care less how I am and if I really told you, it would not be professional.
Topic Ever fallen in love with someone you can't have?
18 Jun 2014 22:07
Yes deeply madly in love but distance and timing have not been kind. Part of me thinks maybe one day it will happen and we will get together, but we will be 90 by the time it does.
Topic What type of...
25 May 2014 19:49
Me on top.. giving him the ride of his life.
Topic Dontcha just love..
18 May 2014 22:54
Don't you just love..
The smell of fresh cut grass that you did not have to cut yourself
Root beer floats
The flash of lightening bugs at twilight after a hot summer's day
Topic Scoring a 1?
18 May 2014 22:44
There was a rash a while back, if I recall correctly, of people signing up and giving random stories low scores. When that is discovered, they are kicked off the site. The main thing is there are some jerky people out there that think it is funny to give low scores. I tend to not pay attention to the low scores when I have gotten good feedback before and after them.
Topic Anyone have issues with male partner having a low sex drive?
16 May 2014 19:09
In the beginning the ex and I had the same high sex drive. As the years went on those drives started to part. Mine rose while his fell. Even when we were trying to have kids (with really no pressure) we were only having sex twice a month. The he wondered why we were not pregant after about six months... I told him "You need to have sex more than twice a month." It went downhill from there. The lack of sex is not what broke us up but it did not help.