Forum posts made by bigdog

Topic Jesus is back!
Posted 26 Nov 2007 21:34

I'm going straight to hell help

Topic Blue Eyes
Posted 19 Nov 2007 17:47

Very nice boobies. And yes, I could stare into her eyes for quite some time - but she'd probably find that creepy after a while evil4

Topic HI ALL!!!
Posted 19 Nov 2007 17:42

hello there fystee. welcome to the asylum. geek

Topic Hairy?
Posted 19 Nov 2007 17:41

Not so keen on a totally shaved puss, I prefer a little bit left on her paws:

As long as there isn't a plate of hair down below, I don't mind quite hairy.

Topic Chunky!
Posted 19 Nov 2007 17:38

Some people shouldn't be allowed to have access to teh interweb:

Topic Insurance Adjuster Nightmare
Posted 06 Nov 2007 20:14

Can you imagine filling out the forms. sheepholy I guess with the police report, cell phones with cameras etc, they should be alright. Some insurance companies are asses though when it comes to acts of god pee

Topic Best Beatles song ever?
Posted 06 Nov 2007 20:04

Tricky question. Norwegian Wood, Ticket to ride stick in my mind, but Eleanor Rigby probably takes it for me. "Imagine" was John Lennon only I think dontknow

Topic Hide your xxx like a pro
Posted 06 Nov 2007 20:01


Topic Everyone's a winner
Posted 12 Oct 2007 16:27

he's about to red card that couple. maybe he's off-side icon_biggrin

Topic How many guys ever wanted to use this line?
Posted 12 Oct 2007 14:11

Topic Meet Pricasso
Posted 12 Oct 2007 14:01

He first discovered that he could paint with his penis when he started getting his penis out at parties, and painting with it.

how come i never get invited to these parties hello1

Topic Lesbian foursome - OMG this is HOT!
Posted 12 Oct 2007 13:53

At least playing around with other dolls never has never had these consequences

Ken, you have some explaining to do!

Topic Do elephants really have memories? Interesting story.
Posted 09 Aug 2007 19:29

I don't usually like these heartwarming stories, but this one is truly interesting...

In 1986, Mkele Mbembe was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from
Northwestern University. On a hike through the bush, he came across a
young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air.
The elephant seemed distressed, so Mbembe approached it very

He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot and found a
large piece of wood deeply embedded in it.

As carefully and as gently as he could, Mbembe worked the wood out
with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.

The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on
its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Mbembe stood
frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the
elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away.

Mbembe never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.

Twenty years later, Mbembe was walking through the Chicago Zoo with
his teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of
the creatures turned and walked over to near where Mbembe and his son
Tapu were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Mbembe, lifted
its front foot off t he ground, then put it down. The elephant did
that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the

Remembering the encounter in 1986, Mbembe couldn't help wondering if
this was the same elephant.

Mbembe summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his
way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared
back in wonder.

The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Mbembe's
legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.

Probably wasn't the same elephant.

Topic I'm taking up ballet
Posted 26 Jul 2007 00:21

Topic Wierdest pics you've ever come across
Posted 18 Jul 2007 04:08

Topic McGoodness
Posted 18 Jul 2007 04:01

That is seriously frightening. Now I'm hungry eat

Topic Tiger looking for a playmate
Posted 02 Jul 2007 02:30

What worries me is where Earlgrey was looking to find such a pic help

Topic Sharing the Housekeeping - key to a good marriage
Posted 02 Jul 2007 02:28

Women should do all the housekeeping, men should earn the money, finish. evil5

A statistic for Susan - 100% of sexist pig men agree with me hello1

Topic Multi-talented blowjob girl
Posted 02 Jul 2007 02:26

That image works on so many levels icon_biggrin

Topic The Bible - source of erotic porn?
Posted 19 Jun 2007 19:07

In the beginning god created.......ohhhh.....ahhhh.....yessssss......jerk

Topic Topless woman awarded $29000 for being admitted to mental hospital
Posted 19 Jun 2007 19:06

This thread is useless without pics hello1

here ya go! icon_biggrin

Topic London 2012 Olympic Games
Posted 14 Jun 2007 04:01

Angles never work in logos imho. I think it looks terrible. What a waste of money.

Topic Katt Williams on weed
Posted 14 Jun 2007 03:55

Topic Anyone else been contacted by gr ou pmv p . c om?
Posted 14 Jun 2007 03:52

Hi bigdog,

I just read your story 'How my Wife became Adulterous' and I would like to
offer to publish your stories.

We are a small publishing company in Montreal, Group MVP. We publish
(paperback) adult hardcore magazines, digests and erotic novels.

We publish digests with a word count of 2000 to 6000 per story; hetero,
group, bi (female), MILF, cheating/swinging, first timers, anal, incest (age
of majority) and gay (male), I think you get the picture. We offer $20 per
story and we currently have 4 types of digests: Gay (man on man only),
Incest, Straight (some girl on girl is ok) and our new category; Cheating.

We are also publishing erotic novels (25,000 to MAX 40,000 words) and are
offering $150 per story. At this time, we only publish straight novels (some
girl on girl is ok) with NO incest or ped. and all characters must be 18+.
There should also be a good amount of hot sex as it is an erotic novel.

We pay by check which is mailed to you in a plain brown envelope along with
a complimentary copy of the novel or digest that your stories are in. You
will need to fill out an authorization form which gives us the rights to
publish your story but you always maintain the copyright to the story and
can republish it with whomever you want.

Feel free to go to our website to look at some samples of
our of our digests and other publications. If you are interested in
publishing with us, let me know ( and I'll send the necessary forms along by

Thank you for your time,

Group MVP

Topic I'm heading to south beach Florida
Posted 01 Jun 2007 01:20

Topic Any watersports lovers here? (gross warning)
Posted 25 May 2007 20:36

Topic Contented Pussy
Posted 23 May 2007 15:54

This is one hot pussy too:

Topic Sweet Talk
Posted 23 May 2007 15:51

Excellent - and winner of the Mark Twain award to boot. His delivery is superb - very dry, yet warm and full of character.

Topic Waterstones' Top 25 books of the last 25 years
Posted 23 May 2007 15:48

"The Da Vinci Code" only for me. The movie wasn't a bad attempt at making it accessible to the masses.

Topic Hi Ladies!
Posted 23 May 2007 15:46