Topic Jesus is back!
26 Nov 2007 21:34
I'm going straight to hell
Topic Blue Eyes
19 Nov 2007 17:47
Very nice boobies. And yes, I could stare into her eyes for quite some time - but she'd probably find that creepy after a while
Topic HI ALL!!!
19 Nov 2007 17:42
hello there fystee. welcome to the asylum.
19 Nov 2007 17:41
Not so keen on a totally shaved puss, I prefer a little bit left on her paws:
As long as there isn't a plate of hair down below, I don't mind quite hairy.
19 Nov 2007 17:38
Some people shouldn't be allowed to have access to teh interweb: http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=4430858
Topic Insurance Adjuster Nightmare
06 Nov 2007 20:14
Can you imagine filling out the forms. I guess with the police report, cell phones with cameras etc, they should be alright. Some insurance companies are asses though when it comes to acts of god
Topic Best Beatles song ever?
06 Nov 2007 20:04
Tricky question. Norwegian Wood, Ticket to ride stick in my mind, but Eleanor Rigby probably takes it for me. "Imagine" was John Lennon only I think
Topic Hide your xxx like a pro
06 Nov 2007 20:01
Topic Everyone's a winner
12 Oct 2007 16:27
he's about to red card that couple. maybe he's off-side
Topic Meet Pricasso
12 Oct 2007 14:01
He first discovered that he could paint with his penis when he started getting his penis out at parties, and painting with it.
how come i never get invited to these parties
Topic Lesbian foursome - OMG this is HOT!
12 Oct 2007 13:53
At least playing around with other dolls never has never had these consequences
Ken, you have some explaining to do!
Topic Do elephants really have memories? Interesting story.
09 Aug 2007 19:29
I don't usually like these heartwarming stories, but this one is truly interesting...
In 1986, Mkele Mbembe was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from
Northwestern University. On a hike through the bush, he came across a
young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air.
The elephant seemed distressed, so Mbembe approached it very
He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot and found a
large piece of wood deeply embedded in it.
As carefully and as gently as he could, Mbembe worked the wood out
with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.
The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on
its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Mbembe stood
frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the
elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away.
Mbembe never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.
Twenty years later, Mbembe was walking through the Chicago Zoo with
his teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of
the creatures turned and walked over to near where Mbembe and his son
Tapu were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Mbembe, lifted
its front foot off t he ground, then put it down. The elephant did
that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the
Remembering the encounter in 1986, Mbembe couldn't help wondering if
this was the same elephant.
Mbembe summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his
way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared
back in wonder.
The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Mbembe's
legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.
Probably wasn't the same elephant.
Topic I'm taking up ballet
26 Jul 2007 00:21
18 Jul 2007 04:01
That is seriously frightening. Now I'm hungry
Topic London 2012 Olympic Games
14 Jun 2007 04:01
Angles never work in logos imho. I think it looks terrible. What a waste of money.
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14 Jun 2007 03:52
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Topic Contented Pussy
23 May 2007 15:54
This is one hot pussy too:
Topic Sweet Talk
23 May 2007 15:51
Excellent - and winner of the Mark Twain award to boot. His delivery is superb - very dry, yet warm and full of character.
Topic Hi Ladies!
23 May 2007 15:46