About billybroadband
Biography

I've been on lush the last few years now. It's certainly been interesting. The most rewarding thing has been meeting some nice people and getting to know them in a virtual sort of way. Some of these friendships have transferred nicely into real life. Of course, there are the crazy ones too, which keeps me on my toes.

I am originally from Indiana, where they used to manufacture Studebakers. I had a childhood full of snow and Catholic guilt, but Life is good and sweet and fine, despite all the crap one has to wade through. I still enjoy snow, and thankfully the guilt has given way to occasional unbridled joy in matters of the flesh and spirit.

My avatars are often barometers of how I feel. I like having fun with them. Most of the time, I am my avatar. Other times not.

I tend to saddle up and vanish from here at times. It's usually not because I'm upset or mad, but simply trying to put things into some sort of perspective. I'm of a certain age and I've been trying to find a spiritual balance, which can be difficult when one is up to one's neck in blow job gifs.

Alas, I'm afraid that I can be an unrepentant smartass at times, which occasionally gets me into hot water.

I am drawn here to people with wit, charm, honesty, and openness. And sometimes I am just horny and want cheap and meaningless sex. Even more rarely, I'll pop out a story or poem, but I think I may be the world's laziest writer.

I bat left-handed but I throw right. Oh, and I can't drive by a White Castle without getting sliders.....

Name:
Billy Broadband
Sex:
Male 
Sign:
Leo
Relationship Status:
Single
Location:
Michigan, United States
Interests:
I like well written stories and poetry and I like erotic photography, particularly black and whites. I don't care much for what I call "open heart surgery" erotica. I have my own tumblr page that I post on frequently that shows my interests, I think. Take a peek, the link is below.

I love good music played loud. And I have a dog named Maggie May who owns my heart lock stock and barrel.
Favorite Books:
Catch-22. Another Roadside Attraction. Even Cowgirls Get the Blues. Tarzan and the Jewels of Opar. Time Enough for Love. The Catcher in the Rye. For Whom the Bell Tolls. A Moveable Feast. I also like poetry. My library card is well used.
Favorite Authors:
Kurt Vonnegut, Robert Heinlein, Hunter Thompson, Jack Kerouac, Tom Robbins, Edgar Rice Burroughs, Charles Bukowski. J.D. Salinger, e e cummings, Hemingway, Snyder, Corso, Ginsburg, Heller, Royko, Kazantzakis, on and on.
Favorite Movies:
Aw, who really cares?
Favourite TV Shows:
I don't watch too much TV anymore, which is weird since I used to be in the TV business. Most TV programming is shit. Ken Burns is good. Right now my guilty pleasures are Shameless, on Showtime, with William Macy, and I'm binge-watching House of Cards on Netflix.
Favorite Music:
I know it when I hear it. I like to explore different genres. I'm particularly fond of samba, Motown, the Great American Songbook, the classic singers/songwriters, some of the new stuff, and vocal jazz. Kat Edmonson is a recent find. John Prine. Sinatra, J.J. Cale, Mark Knopfler. Railroad Earth. Nicola Conte. Antonio Carlos Jobim. Lucinda Williams. Supertramp. Al Green, Marvin Gaye, Curtis Mayfield. Leonard Cohen.
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Latest Forum Posts
Topic: SUGARBUTTS (sugarbaby2013) TURNS 56 TODAY!
Posted: 13 Jul 2016 03:25

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Happy Birthday, Linda!!!

Topic: Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted: 09 Jul 2016 12:22

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Oh please hurry up and make another movie with her as Wonder Woman.

Topic: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TRINKET!
Posted: 30 Jun 2016 02:46

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Bacon and beer for your birthday!!!

Topic: February Fast Approaches... Donald Trump is being taken seriously... Should we be TERRIFIED???
Posted: 16 Jun 2016 14:20

Thanks for that very informative post, Bethany Frasier!!! An awful lot of good stuff in there. It looks like Trump has decided over the last month not to be serious about running for President. If that's not the case, he's the stupidest politician I've ever observed, and I used to work in a capacity where I had to lobby those folks. To accuse a sitting President of being somehow complicit in terrorism ONE day after the tragedy in Orlando is pretty much a non-starter for anyone who is paying the slightest bit of attention. Perhaps even more telling, Trump has done virtually NONE of the things national candidates need to do to improve their chances come November. No ground game, no political infrastructure, and no surrogates recruited to do some of the dirty work and heavy lifting. And then yesterday he basically told the senior leadership in his own party to STFU. The only scary thing is that there is still plenty of time between now and the election and some type of black swan event could still happen. I think Hillary will get hit hard when the FBI does whatever it is going to do with the email stuff, despite what the outcome is.....if they pass on indicting her, the right wing will scream bloody murder about the fix being in. If she is indicted, watch out. At least Bernie is still hanging around in case that happens. I am somewhat appeased insofar that Trump seems absolutely incapable of listening to anyone with an ounce of political sense and/or changing his behavior. He doesn't belong anywhere near the White House.

Topic: Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted: 14 Jun 2016 08:32

Thanks, Barbielicious, for the quote above from Wayne Dyer.....so true, especially this week.


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Topic: Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted: 13 Jun 2016 07:10

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Topic: SHOW GAV SOME BIRTHDAY LOVE.
Posted: 12 Jun 2016 16:32

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Happy Birthday Gav and thanks for all you do !!

Topic: Today is Tonya's (Tilly) birthday. Let's make it a great day, with lots of wishes...
Posted: 07 Jun 2016 07:14

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Topic: Post one of your Poems
Posted: 04 Jun 2016 11:42

I’m just a pussy lickin' fool
and that ain't no braggart’s lie.
I love to lick your princess parts,
I love it when you sigh.

My mouth starts to salivate
when I see your funky stuff.
I’ll get all down and dirty
and go divin' in your muff.

I've been pleasing 'em this way
since I was seventeen.
My tongue has memorized the way
Betwixt twat and between.

All the ladies will tell ya
I excel at giving head.
I gently grab their ankles,
c'mon, spread 'em baby, spread.

I get what you might call
a clear and unobstructed view.
Your pussy lips will blossom,
and I’ll smell that snapper stew.

Then my lips get busy,
I like to start around mid-thigh,
and lick my way to heaven,
and smile to hear you sigh.

I lick you up, I lick you down,
I lick you sideways, all around.
My tongue has talent, you will scream,
lickin' right there is your fondest dream.

I can munch on you all night my love,
lick everything in reach,
I lick your taint, I lick your ass,
and I love to lick your peach.

Talk about titties all you want,
take pictures of them too,
but give me an invite to your cunt
And I’ll sure inspire you.

I hum that tune that turns you on,
now your juices are flowing,
your hips start bucking up and down,
to cunny town we’re goin’.

Your thighs will squeeze my ears in place
as my tongue lavishes on your sex.
When I’m through you’ll kiss my face
and write me out bad checks.

Topic: What Pets Do You Have?
Posted: 04 Jun 2016 10:57

The one and only Miss Maggie May.....ten years young and still a lot of puppy in her.....she's my dear girl


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She was a new girl. I had seen her sometimes, strolling through the market, taking her time, enjoying the booths and the people. I never saw her actually purchase anything but she always had a smile for those trying to get a sale out of her, before gently refusing and moving on. My poor booth never drew her attention until today when she stopped in front of me, offering an impish smile...

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Rosie

Many years later, after taking my virginity, Rosie would tell me that it was what I wrote to her in third grade that initially endeared me to her. A couple mean boys had taunted her about her skin color on the playground and I was a silent observer of the incident. My heart went out to her when I saw her lower lip tremble, followed closely by a steady stream of large tears wetting her...

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Salad

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Valentine

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