About billybroadband
Biography

I've been on lush the last few years now. It's certainly been interesting. The most rewarding thing has been meeting some nice people and getting to know them in a virtual sort of way. Some of these friendships have transferred nicely into real life. Of course, there are the crazy ones too, which keeps me on my toes.

I am originally from Indiana, where they used to manufacture Studebakers. I had a childhood full of snow and Catholic guilt, but Life is good and sweet and fine, despite all the crap one has to wade through. I still enjoy snow, and thankfully the guilt has given way to occasional unbridled joy in matters of the flesh and spirit.

My avatars are often barometers of how I feel. I like having fun with them. Most of the time, I am my avatar. Other times not.

I tend to saddle up and vanish from here at times. It's usually not because I'm upset or mad, but simply trying to put things into some sort of perspective. I'm of a certain age and I've been trying to find a spiritual balance, which can be difficult when one is up to one's neck in blow job gifs.

Alas, I'm afraid that I can be an unrepentant smartass at times, which occasionally gets me into hot water.

I am drawn here to people with wit, charm, honesty, and openness. And sometimes I am just horny and want cheap and meaningless sex. Even more rarely, I'll pop out a story or poem, but I think I may be the world's laziest writer.

I bat left-handed but I throw right. Oh, and I can't drive by a White Castle without getting sliders.....

Name:
Billy Broadband
Sex:
Male 
Sign:
Leo
Relationship Status:
Single
Location:
Michigan, United States
Interests:
I like well written stories and poetry and I like erotic photography, particularly black and whites. I don't care much for what I call "open heart surgery" erotica. I have my own tumblr page that I post on frequently that shows my interests, I think. Take a peek, the link is below.

I love good music played loud. And I have a dog named Maggie May who owns my heart lock stock and barrel.
Favorite Books:
Catch-22. Another Roadside Attraction. Even Cowgirls Get the Blues. Tarzan and the Jewels of Opar. Time Enough for Love. The Catcher in the Rye. For Whom the Bell Tolls. A Moveable Feast. I also like poetry. My library card is well used.
Favorite Authors:
Kurt Vonnegut, Robert Heinlein, Hunter Thompson, Jack Kerouac, Tom Robbins, Edgar Rice Burroughs, Charles Bukowski. J.D. Salinger, e e cummings, Hemingway, Snyder, Corso, Ginsburg, Heller, Royko, Kazantzakis, on and on.
Favorite Movies:
Aw, who really cares?
Favourite TV Shows:
I don't watch too much TV anymore, which is weird since I used to be in the TV business. Most TV programming is shit. Ken Burns is good. Right now my guilty pleasures are Shameless, on Showtime, with William Macy, and I'm binge-watching House of Cards on Netflix.
Favorite Music:
I know it when I hear it. I like to explore different genres. I'm particularly fond of samba, Motown, the Great American Songbook, the classic singers/songwriters, some of the new stuff, and vocal jazz. Kat Edmonson is a recent find. John Prine. Sinatra, J.J. Cale, Mark Knopfler. Railroad Earth. Nicola Conte. Antonio Carlos Jobim. Lucinda Williams. Supertramp. Al Green, Marvin Gaye, Curtis Mayfield. Leonard Cohen.
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Topic: Post something NICE about the person above you.
Posted: 26 May 2016 08:19

so much fun to talk to.....

Topic: Challenge: erotica in 12 words or less
Posted: 26 May 2016 07:46

unbeknownst to customers, the barrista was surreptitiously frigging herself on the countertop...

Topic: Challenge: erotica in 12 words or less
Posted: 25 May 2016 17:03

The librarian's ass drove poor Billy to distraction as she shelved books....

Topic: Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted: 25 May 2016 11:25

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Topic: Give a Stripper name to the person above you!
Posted: 25 May 2016 03:13

Velvet Einstein

Topic: Last one is the Sexiest (Bringing back an old but much loved thread)
Posted: 23 May 2016 19:46

its only a temporary title, alas, someone always feels sexy here.....

Topic: Post groundless lies about the person above
Posted: 22 May 2016 15:09

Kiera is Donald Trump's online persona

Topic: A Story, 5 Words At A Time
Posted: 22 May 2016 06:55

gathering of nubile USC cheerleaders....

Topic: Please allow me to re-introduce myself: Hi I'm AvrgBlkGrl©
Posted: 03 May 2016 14:51

She's a treasure as well as a talent. She single-handedly renewed my interest in cigars. I agree that her name is totally inaccurate but I've come to accept it as a bit of tongue-in-cheek humility. She is one of the reasons I still hang around Lush, waiting for her next little gem. Sometimes I will avoid reading her newest publication for a few days, savoring the fact the I am hoarding a gift to be opened later. She's a dear friend, and I love catching her (albeit infrequently) and catching up. She has a wonderfully ribald world view that always makes me want to get in my car and drive hundreds of miles just to watch her dance naked from the lucky guy's window who lives across the street from her. I even have an avatar I post to let her know she is in my thoughts......


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Stories Published By billybroadband
Recommended Read Josie in Tombstone

After all the noise and smoke and killings of 1881, Tombstone, Arizona began attracting scribes the way a buffalo corpse attracts vultures and flies. It seemed as if every newspaper back East had to have an eyewitness account of the big shootout between the Earps and the Clantons. These overly romantic seekers of Truth and Beauty inevitably ended up sitting across from Big Minnie, buying...

Added 15 Sep 2015 | Category Historical | Votes 28 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,761 | 23 Comments

Beast

“Darkness is its own kingdom, It moves to its own laws, And many living things dwell in it.” -Patricia McKillip My kind is startling to humans when we are accidentally glimpsed, cloaked in night’s dark mystery. We are a unique type of were-folk, with an appearance more feline than wolfen, and of course werewolves are far more prevalent in your mythologies. We learned long ago to...

Added 11 Aug 2015 | Category Fantasy & Sci-Fi | Votes 21 | Avg Score 5 | Views 4,113 | 20 Comments

Editor's Pick The Inheritance

I am a farmer of fertile Kansas fields, considered by most to be a kind man with a welcoming smile. A pillar of the small farming community I call home, an elder at my church, and decent enough looking that women have commented on it over the years, particularly my blue eyes, which contrast with my weathered skin, I guess. I always choose my words carefully with men and women alike, and I like...

Added 13 May 2014 | Category Fantasy & Sci-Fi | Votes 37 | Avg Score 5 | Views 22,480 | 38 Comments

Caliban

I am the beast that you feel in the night bold girl walking alone in the dark self assurance in your every stride when you return to your home I watch for you I am the whisper you thought that you heard the word that did not quite register at first Your name, whispered soft, silent as a spring wind the name I cannot resist using as a form of worship I am quiet and motionless as you saunter by...

Added 20 Jul 2014 | Category Love Poems | Votes 20 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,597 | 22 Comments

Recommended Read Happy New Year, 1976

Jill walked through the front door of the Bluebird Bar covered with snow. She got a mischievous grin on her face when she saw me. She walked up to my station and set her large thermos on the bar between us. She had on a huge over-sized knit hat and mittens that matched her black pea coat. It was obviously starting to come down pretty thick outside. It had only been flurries when I had started...

Added 03 Jan 2015 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 30 | Avg Score 4.89 | Views 3,249 | 27 Comments

Commerce

She was a new girl. I had seen her sometimes, strolling through the market, taking her time, enjoying the booths and the people. I never saw her actually purchase anything but she always had a smile for those trying to get a sale out of her, before gently refusing and moving on. My poor booth never drew her attention until today when she stopped in front of me, offering an impish smile...

Added 04 Jan 2014 | Category Love Poems | Votes 12 | Avg Score 5 | Views 4,608 | 11 Comments

Rosie

Many years later, after taking my virginity, Rosie would tell me that it was what I wrote to her in third grade that initially endeared me to her. A couple mean boys had taunted her about her skin color on the playground and I was a silent observer of the incident. My heart went out to her when I saw her lower lip tremble, followed closely by a steady stream of large tears wetting her...

Added 17 Dec 2014 | Category Interracial | Votes 23 | Avg Score 5 | Views 9,265 | 18 Comments

Salad

I’m so hungry from your love, My sweet child. We tossed all morning Now toss me a salad. Something fresh With tart and crunch to it. Peel off and carefully Tear some fresh purple-veined Romaine As I watch with sleepy sated eyes. Next a small wedge of iceberg Crisp and scrumptious. I am still savoring your girlish taste In my mouth, And your face...

Added 26 Sep 2014 | Category Erotic Poems | Votes 23 | Avg Score 5 | Views 920 | 21 Comments

Valentine

I can’t go very long these days before I get the desire to see her Her eyes, her smile her body I feel an ache, a craving eating away inside of me An itch that I can’t scratch myself I need to feel the touch of she who cares for me and has a similar ache within her self I tell myself I’m my own man again  and I've got places to see and wander through alone Before...

Added 08 Feb 2015 | Category Love Poems | Votes 30 | Avg Score 4.96 | Views 676 | 29 Comments

Pillow Time

I do so love the storm of you. The wild wet winds of your passion Unleashed Unbound Untamed. But it is after the storm, when the calm sets back in and we lie entwined together, those are the moments I crave when apart. “Pillow time” you called it once. Those long quiet moments. No words No sounds No urgency. That is when I seek your eyes with my eyes...

Added 19 Sep 2014 | Category Erotic Poems | Votes 23 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,142 | 25 Comments

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