Forum posts made by billybroadband

Topic Semen Swallowing
Posted 24 Aug 2015 18:10

Oh gawd.....

Topic Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted 24 Aug 2015 15:04

nice caboose

Topic You are going to Writer's Hell!! Bring wine.
Posted 24 Aug 2015 11:27

Any of my stories that contain the name "billy" in them are based on my life's experiences. One story was my way of consummating a relationship with the gal who gleefully broke my heart during my University years. Another is based on a trip to Amsterdam I took while stationed in Germany. One is my fantasy of losing my virginity to a black girl I had a huge crush on in high school. Yet another is based on a love affair I had with a beautiful blond waitress when I tended bar. On my bucket list are stories of a one night stand with a stacked bartender in Phoenix with an incredible sexual appetite and a Mormon gal I worked with in Southern California who had a NSW way of making the workdays more interesting. As for stealing from others....I am sure subconsciously I do, but I like to think I have found my own "voice", or that I am getting there.

So, yeah, punch my ticket and hand me the sunscreen. I'm going to hell but I sure as fuck won't fit in that tiny hand basket.

Topic Erotic Art
Posted 24 Aug 2015 10:29

https://upload.lushstories.com/368571970-vaginalarttumblr_lp8nvgFRxb1qfbon7o1_540.jpg

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 24 Aug 2015 02:55

https://upload.lushstories.com/1984671416-z4308d0445bd9bec32ac6d996ac5c34f1d9.jpg

Topic I don't know what even gets me horny anymore..
Posted 23 Aug 2015 09:05

hell, the wind blows and I get horny. I swear I'm going through a second adolescence. It's ridiculous.

Topic Do you ever feel a bit harrassed or annoyed at some people on lush?
Posted 23 Aug 2015 08:24

If I do, I just block them. Problem solved. I used to yell at assholes in the chat rooms but now I just block them. I figured out that there is a certain level of cluelessness out there that is beyond help.

Topic How Did We Meet?
Posted 23 Aug 2015 07:18

lol That's not how I remember it....I think there was begging involved....

Topic How Did We Meet?
Posted 23 Aug 2015 07:03

Trinket was one of the people I met early on at Lush a few years (4 maybe?) ago now. I was inebriated a lot back then and she would hose me down after a particularly bad night. Bless her heart. I've tried to keep her in bacon ever since....

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 23 Aug 2015 03:37

https://upload.lushstories.com/114419103-9f1fe6ec0453d3bc5cc_d71233d8-post.jpg

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 21 Aug 2015 10:36

https://upload.lushstories.com/1767247129-harpo tumblr_lud7ymItAd1r1x0ppo1_500.jpg

Topic Today's Thought or Message
Posted 20 Aug 2015 16:33

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Topic Post a random fact
Posted 20 Aug 2015 13:43

Humans are not the only ones interested in performing oral sex, wolves, bears and bats are also known to participate in the practice quite often.


Bats?????

Topic Post a random fact
Posted 19 Aug 2015 18:54

The world record for most orgasms belongs to a dame who came 134 times in one hour. (She still sends me Christmas cards)

Topic Post a random fact
Posted 19 Aug 2015 18:52

The longest female pubic hair on record measured 28 inches

Topic A Story, 5 Words At A Time
Posted 19 Aug 2015 18:46

snapping gonads with evil dispositions....


LOL....We haven't cut it yet, we pigged out on barbecue rib tips

Big Hugs

Topic Haters Gonna Hate & Make You Smile
Posted 19 Aug 2015 18:43

https://upload.lushstories.com/263059383-Hobo.jpg

Hobos gonna hobo

Topic A Story, 5 Words At A Time
Posted 19 Aug 2015 12:28

through the swamp of gonads....

Topic Happy Birthday Billy Broadband! ♥
Posted 18 Aug 2015 19:25

https://upload.lushstories.com/333071679-thank you tumblr_inline_mvm1ceI3d11rt6qr4.gif

Thanks to all of you!

Billy

Topic Today's Thought or Message
Posted 17 Aug 2015 20:33

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Topic Post a random fact
Posted 17 Aug 2015 19:08

Men's facial hair grows faster in the summer, not the winter

Topic What is your list of greatest movie westerns of all time?
Posted 17 Aug 2015 19:01

My all time favorite is The Magnificent Seven, with a great cast and a great musical score. I remember seeing it for the first time at the drive in with my family and a huge bag of Mom's popcorn. It's a remake of The Seven Samurai, which I saw much later, in college. Also a very fine movie.

The Last of the Mohicans with Daniel Day Lewis also gets my highest praise.

Deadwood, the HBO series, was awesome.

I loved the original Lonesome Dove series, with Robert Duvall and Tommy Lee Jones

I like both versions of True Grit....different eras, though

My favorite western star is John Wayne. Memorable roles in Stagecoach, She Wore a Yellow Ribbon, The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance, and The Searchers, but he was in a lot of fine westerns.

A guilty pleasure is the Clint Eastwood spaghetti westerns. They haven't held up over time, but at the time they came out they rocked.









Topic What was the question?
Posted 17 Aug 2015 16:31

Our testimonials to Lady Glitter Giggles lending us a hand?

Topic Under Boob
Posted 17 Aug 2015 12:46

oh my....

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 17 Aug 2015 06:28

https://upload.lushstories.com/1459895378-daily61343e6a579f6a1b3ce3c96c8b5713ba.jpg

Topic Annoying things that people say
Posted 17 Aug 2015 06:23


"Is that as big as it gets?"


Lfunny


Topic What was the question?
Posted 17 Aug 2015 06:16

hahaha....oh, one or two, is that enough?

Topic What was the question?
Posted 17 Aug 2015 05:46

hehe....is that a trick question, Sheri?

Topic What was the question?
Posted 17 Aug 2015 03:47

Perhaps because you woke up lying underneath your bed?

Topic Post the title most recent song that you listened to
Posted 17 Aug 2015 02:41

https://www.youtube.com/embed/9srw5FRm5eA