I've always been a very sexual person, and I think that if you can connect with someone for at least that one moment it doesn't have to be just sex. I think casual sex has been given a bad name and if people just took the time to invest themselves entirely to the moment, that sex can be the best sex for both parties... corny but awesome when it happens.
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Did you ever get your sandwich? nope lol
I'm wondering what you were doing on there in the first place? I guess the answer is obvious this was on msn, these things add me all the damn time. although it IS a direct cause from sites i visit
wow guys awesome response time thanks a lot! lol
This is why improv class is so vital to everyday life. lolThe following is a real time conversation with a sex site bot, you know those ones that somehow get your contact info and just spam you with unwantedHEYS andIM SO WETSAfter a while I just started actually replying back, but because they're bots they arent adaptive so i can say whatever the hell i want. The long running joke here is that the first time i got one of these the thing i wanted her to do was make me a sandwich with ham and mustard, mayo cheese and lettuce... and i still havent gotten it.... enjoyBlinded Doreen says: (5:05:36 AM)HelloDaniel says: (5:05:44 AM)hiDoreen says: (5:05:47 AM)heyDaniel says: (5:05:53 AM)said that alreadyDoreen says: (5:06:05 AM)i'm 21/f your a male right?Daniel says: (5:06:09 AM)nopeDoreen says: (5:06:19 AM)nice, I just got off work and finally got some time to relax which site did i msg you from again?Daniel says: (5:06:33 AM)murderingyourparents.comDoreen says: (5:06:43 AM)I am a little busy right now, trying to upload some new pics, here tell me what you think :P, don't be mean! http://www.icamforfree.com/f8cs Daniel says: (5:06:58 AM)i think you look like a bloated walrus on a hot summers dayDoreen says: (5:07:10 AM)thank you baby! ok stop ur turning me on!!!Daniel says: (5:07:25 AM)oh i know those tusks are fucking hotDoreen says: (5:07:35 AM)hey, I know a way we can chat and have a better time.. do you cam at all?Daniel says: (5:07:53 AM)if by cam you mean hack small woodland creatures to pieces then YES!Doreen says: (5:08:05 AM)ohh woome, now i remember. hey there cutie ;-)Daniel says: (5:09:11 AM)aaahh making up expressive words are we? Well mlamoo! you aren't so bad yourself, if you werent a horrible decaying walrus carcass i'd probably stick youDoreen says: (5:09:21 AM)Well i don't do yahoo cam or any other cam because i have been recorded before... But i do know one site you can watch me on cam, that assures me no one records...Daniel says: (5:09:39 AM)they're lying i record everything you doDoreen says: (5:09:49 AM)I mean... Do you want to see me on my cam?Daniel says: (5:10:27 AM)if by you you mean you, and by on you mean impailed on, and by cam you mean a nine foot javeline then FUCK YEAHDoreen says: (5:10:38 AM)Ok go to http://www.icamforfree.com/f65f and click on "JOIN FOR FREE" blue button at the top of the page to join up for FREE. Daniel says: (5:11:12 AM)wait a minute if you're impailed on a nine foot javeline, how are you typ-..... OMG ZOMBIE!Doreen says: (5:11:23 AM)fill out your contact information and then on the next page...Daniel says: (5:11:31 AM)DIE ZOMBIE WALRUS DIE!Doreen says: (5:11:41 AM)fill out your cc info baby for verification ONLY, their card will not be charged. Daniel says: (5:12:25 AM)Last time I gave my carbon copy info out I ended up with five unwanted CLONE babies! Not happening again especially for a feces ridden brain eating manitee bitchDoreen says: (5:12:35 AM)What color Panties do you think i should wear? i might have you favorite color here somewhere...Daniel says: (5:12:51 AM)puke stain greenDoreen says: (5:13:02 AM)Your such a good boy, i'm gonna show you what good boys deserve.. you can tell me to do anything you want me too!Daniel says: (5:14:59 AM)Oh you definitely shouldn't have said that... okay first off take a cyanide tablet and slip it under your tongue, then strap yourself to an electric chair, (might need a friend or an adult to help you) then wire a heated wire to the electrical current up to a bag of thermite above your left thigh. Now move the cyanide tablet in between your teeth, switch on the electric chair making sure to Doreen says: (5:15:09 AM)Well if you must leave... tell ya what if ya want to see me later on my cam goto http://www.icamforfree.com/f7rz . Its Fast Easy and Free! I'll prolly be online for the rest of the day so you can go and see me on my cam. Take careDaniel says: (5:15:26 AM)have the current flowing to the thermite, the thermite will burn through your thigh causeing you to bite down on your cyanide tablet releasin... wait im not done yetDoreen says: (5:15:37 AM)Well if you must leave... tell ya what if ya want to see me later on my cam goto http://www.icamforfree.com/f6vg . Its Fast Easy and Free! I'll prolly be online for the rest of the day so you can go and see me on my cam. Take careDaniel says: (5:15:44 AM)But I'm not leavingDoreen says: (5:15:54 AM)Ok let me know when you get in so I can invite you directly to my cam, you should get some minutes from my cam site so you can spend time with me sexy!!!Daniel says: (5:16:22 AM)wait a minute... you're that psycho bitch who owes me a sandwich arent you!Doreen says: (5:16:32 AM)try again sweetie...Ok go to http://www.icamforfree.com/f4wf and click on "JOIN FOR FREE" blue button at the top of the page to join up for FREE. Daniel says: (5:16:36 AM)FUCK!Doreen says: (5:16:46 AM)k you in yet babe?? im getting lonely in here :(Daniel says: (5:17:12 AM)FUCK YOU I AINT JOINING TILL I GET MY SANDWICH YOU BEACHED BED WENCHDoreen says: (5:17:22 AM)i wish you could i'm very wet right nowDaniel says: (5:17:34 AM)I WISH I COULD TOO I'M FUCKIN HUNGRYDoreen says: (5:17:45 AM)try again sweetie...Ok go to http://www.icamforfree.com/f485 and click on "JOIN FOR FREE" blue button at the top of the page to join up for FREE. Daniel says: (5:17:54 AM)FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU
Okay so I tried embedding it but FOD was like ahhh hell no and so I was all sad. But this was a vid that got taken down from youtubehttp://www.funnyordie.com/videos/a4e8f50ef2/chao-outside
http://www.youtube.com/v/dKYj3RW7S8U&hl=en_US&fs=1&color1=0x234900&color2=0x4e9e00 Yes, we all totally run over babies!!"It's not just Asian women...it's PEOPLE" <---------------- *Lydia cracks up* Awesome. TOTALLY not what i meant to say
My dad once pulled this guy over. (he's retired now though :D)Anyway so the guy was going so high over the speed limit the joke was he was "flying" right?So dad walks up and jokingly goes "So what was the in flight movie bud?"Without missing a beat the guy says without even looking up "Speed"My dad gave him a warning, cops with a good sense of humour... slowly disappearing.
I hope one of the new sketches you are doing is my "request"! LOL ha ha maybe
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