About BlinkOneSomething

Biography

No, that's not me, that's Bob Ross. He's possibly one of the coolest people that ever lived, as well as someone that could paint his ass off. I dont look like him, but thought it was funny thinking of him as a lush member.

I enjoy writing about real situations that people have and do find themselves in, but that deviate from vanilla. In my stories I assume that I exaggerate the eroticism, but the thought that it's close to the reality of what happens to some people in this wild world of billions, is what keeps me entertained while I let my mind wander.

I'm open to writing about your ideas, experiences, or wishes, so feel free to contact me about that. I'm very visual so pictures are a big help for my thoughts. Don't worry I keep them to myself and exaggerate your strengths and diminish your weaknesses.

Name:
Dude Lebowski
Sex:
Male 
Sign:
Cancer
Location:
Local Time:
14 Nov 2018 21:02
Interests:
Motorcycles, skiing, deviant thoughts, potato chips
Favorite Books:
I forget.
Favorite Authors:
Tom Robbins
Favorite Movies:
Dead Man, The Thin Red Line, Atomic Blonde
Favourite TV Shows:
Mayans M.C., Last Week Tonight, Vice
Favorite Music:
Deftones, RHCP, Jane's Addiction, Bassnecter, Minus the Bear, Slipknot, Fear Factory, etc.
Website:
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Date Joined:
04 Oct 2018
Last Visit:
14 Nov 2018 (4 minutes ago)
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Friends:
16
Followers:
15
Days in Chat:
0
Days on Site:
30+
Forum Posts:
42
Stories:
15
Badges:
3

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Topic: Lush Matching Photo Game:
Posted: 14 Nov 2018 09:23

https://images.sex.com/images/pinporn/2015/03/13/300/10911989.jpg
Tattoos

Topic: I AM
Posted: 13 Nov 2018 21:17

I am a world before I am a man
I was a creature before I could stand
I will remember before I forget
Before I forget that. - Slipknot - Before I forget

https://youtu.be/qw2LU1yS7aw

Topic: Talk in song titles
Posted: 13 Nov 2018 13:31

You've seen the Butcher - Deftones

https://youtu.be/woAcXSMyCEw

Topic: Talk in song titles
Posted: 12 Nov 2018 21:26

My Time - Minus the Bear

https://youtu.be/NAoVj0-bZkI

Topic: Have you ever masturbated thinking about someone on Lush Stories?
Posted: 12 Nov 2018 09:19

I could get off to a weather forecast on the news so, yea.

Topic: If you could only do one type of exercise or sport, what would it be?
Posted: 10 Nov 2018 22:35

Skiing. Was obsessed with it for 10 years and believed I had mastered it, but the kids today do stuff we couldn't even imagine when I was at my peak.

Topic: Would you ever want to watch your partner fuck another woman?
Posted: 07 Nov 2018 15:59

In theory, yes. In practice, probably maybe.

Topic: Would you slip into bed naked with the person above you?
Posted: 06 Nov 2018 17:04

If I had a taser.

Topic: .
Posted: 06 Nov 2018 14:58

Lauradj your avatar successfully got me to read your stuff. Just so you know.

Topic: 50 Shades Backfire!
Posted: 03 Nov 2018 21:25

With 50 Shades out on hbo now, wifey and I watched it.

Wife: I want a Red Room!

Me: How about going and getting some beer and maybe I won't spank you.

Wife rolls her eyes.

Hey, I tried! <img src="/images/emoticons/cute-blush.gif" alt="cuteblush">

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The Clubhouse

The Demons Sons clubhouse sat somewhat obscure, but ominously at the dead end of the road she had grown up on.  She couldn't remember a time in her life when there wasn’t loud bikes or hot rods going by her house.  It was natural to her by this day in time, her eighteenth birthday.  In fact, she had even become quite curious about what was inside.  Her dad had always told her that they...

Added 11 Nov 2018 | Category Group Sex | Votes 8 | Avg Score 4.88 | Views 2,737 | 8 Comments

Albany to Albania, A Tectonic Story

She giggled to herself as she opened the gift wrapped package waiting for her at this hard-to-find scenic overlook and found its contents.  She was freezing, her toes numb after the short walk from the parking lot along the unshoveled path.  She thought it would be warmer here near the Mediterranean. There was a map, marked with a small red X, a blindfold, and a note.   ‘I needed to be...

Added 07 Nov 2018 | Category First Time

Freshman Disorientation

My name's Aurora.  At the time my story takes place I was an eighteen-year-old girl who looked about sixteen.  I was naive and as fresh and pure as the first snowfall in September.  Don't jump to conclusions about me; I grew up on a horse ranch outside of Gerlach, Nevada, and by this age, I could break a mustang, shoot a coyote in the heart from two-hundred yards, or make you a three-course...

Added 04 Nov 2018 | Category Group Sex | Votes 10 | Avg Score 4.7 | Views 4,780 | 5 Comments

Becoming the Flyer Ch.5

The following morning as the girls lined up for stretching, Alex was on the field with a stunning beauty that nobody recognized.   “Good morning ladies, this is your stand-in coach, Nadine.  Coach Natasha was in an accident last night and suffered a broken jaw.  It is being wired shut today. She will need a good six weeks to recover.”  Vick and Stacey shared a ‘holy shit’ glance but...

Added 02 Nov 2018 | Category Lesbian | Votes 3 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,228 | 3 Comments

Becoming the Flyer Ch.4

Stacey lovingly washed her friend and noticed she was still half off on some other planet.  As witty as she attempted to be, she suspected at least some minor emotional damage.  She just held her for as long as she could under the cleansing hot water as it ran over them until it started getting cooler.  Then she dried her and curled up with her.   Candy and another girl joined them, one...

Added 30 Oct 2018 | Category Group Sex | Votes 2 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,863 | 2 Comments

Becoming the Flyer Ch.3

Stacey's walk back to the bunkhouse was slow.  She was reeling in thought as well as babying her ankle.  She had decided to go without the crutch.  As much as she enjoyed all the girly frolicking, she was also passionate about cheer, and really wanted to get back in the routines.  She had no watch or phone but assumed it was late, close to the ten o'clock lights out.  She hoped she would...

Added 27 Oct 2018 | Category Teen | Votes 3 | Avg Score 5 | Views 2,602 | 3 Comments

Becoming the Flyer Ch.2

After waking from a glorious nap, Stacey sat up and noticed it was almost dark outside.  She found her clothes folded next to a crutch and a bottle of ibuprofen.  She dressed and made her way to the cafe for dinner, where she ate an enormous amount of food for such a small tike.  After getting back to the bunkhouse, one of the younger girls of the group approached her and told her that Vicky...

Added 26 Oct 2018 | Category Lesbian | Votes 3 | Avg Score 5 | Views 2,050 | 3 Comments

Becoming the Flyer Ch.1

Stacey wasn’t sure her mom and dad would have approved of the “training” she was getting at this expensive camp her coach had recommended.  Her high school cheer coach also being the head of the camp was the primary reason she was here, along with her natural athleticism and mom and dad's money.  Coach Natasha had a fondness for her, to say the least, and made no attempts at hiding it. ...

Added 25 Oct 2018 | Category Teen | Votes 3 | Avg Score 5 | Views 3,885 | 3 Comments

My Hairdresser

She agreed to take me late at night, I had a surprise interview the following day.  I had been going to her for four years and we had always been flirtatious with each other, in a playful way.  She was about ten years my senior, very pretty, and sweet.  Her strong hands always titillated me the way she would be tolerably rough the way she jerked my head around and pulled my hair when...

Added 24 Oct 2018 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 4 | Avg Score 4 | Views 2,036 | 4 Comments

MF4M

The personals ad was simple but exactly what I was looking for.  It was a couple looking for a man, a guy was looking for another guy to seduce his wife.  The catch was that he was going to be there.  After quite a bit of back and forth, he assured me that his wife was dying for this and they had been talking about it forever.  In the pictures he sent me of her she was smoldering, a...

Added 23 Oct 2018 | Category Threesomes | Votes 8 | Avg Score 5 | Views 4,736 | 8 Comments

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