I've been reading stories on lush for a while and recently joined so I could try and post my own. I like to write about the fantasies and experiences that I find myself thinking about the most.
Flaws - Bastille
Something I think I'll never wrap my head around - the ending of Lost
I've seen this doing the round on facebook today, really made me laugh. The post I saw credited it to Pam Ayres, but according to her twitter feed she didn't write it. I thought I'd share it with the wonderful world of Lush. The missus bought a Paperback,down Shepton Mallet way,I had a look inside her bag;... T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey".Well I just left her to it,And at ten I went to bed.An hour later she appeared;The sight filled me with dread...In her left she held a rope;And in her right a whip!She threw them down upon the floor,And then began to strip.Well fifty years or so ago;I might have had a peek;But Mabel hasn't weathered well;She's eighty four next week!!Watching Mabel bump and grind;Could not have been much grimmer.And things then went from bad to worse;She toppled off her Zimmer!She struggled back upon her feet;A couple minutes later;She put her teeth back in and saidI am a dominater !!Now if you knew our Mabel,You'd see just why I spluttered,I'd spent two months in tractionFor the last complaint I'd uttered.She stood there nude and nakedBent forward just a bitI went to hold her, sensual likeand stood on her left tit!Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;My god what had I done!?She moaned and groaned then shouted out:"Step on the other one"!!Well readers, I can't tell no more;About what occurred that day.Suffice to say my jet black hair,Turned fifty shades of grey
My landlord always knocking the door when he KNOWS I'm working nights. People who don't keep left on the motorway. People who uses the work 'like' a million times in a sentence. People who exaggerate...
I wouldn't say it was bragging, but me and my friends do talk about our sex lives, and that includes his cock obviously!
The names of the four ghosts in Pac-man are Blinky, Pinky, Inky and Clyde.
I've always really enjoyed reading the sex scenes in books I've read and used to memorize the pages of my favourites and go back to them again and again. Then when I was about 16 or 17 my parents found some porn in the history on my laptop (I blamed my older brother!) They set up parental controls on it, but for some reason lush wasn't blocked and I stumbled across this wonderful website.
I get called his 'little peach'
I've had more than my fair share. I love the rush you get with someone you haven't fucked before. I keep track of how many but don't remember most of their names. I don't think I knew some of their names in the first place.
Baby Girl, I'm A Blur - Say Anything One of my favourite bands! Right now I'm listening to When The Right One Comes Along by Clare Bowen
After a long, busy day, I finally undressed, sank into the comfort of my mattress and settled down under the duvet. Alone at last. I could hear the low hum of the TV downstairs and felt safe in the knowledge that my boyfriend had never come up to bed before the end of Match of the Day in the three years that we'd lived together. Which left me plenty of time for some self indulgence. I let...
Added 27 Apr 2013 | Category Masturbation
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I sat frozen in place, staring at my phone. I couldn't tear my eyes away from the picture of his hard cock. I got up from my seat and walked quickly to the toilet, locked the door and wondered how I was going to calm myself down. I looked over the sink at my reflection. Without really thinking about it, I pulled the clip from my long, dark hair, letting it cascade over my shoulders and down...
Added 13 Apr 2013 | Category Taboo
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I felt my phone buzz in my pocket as I walked across the car park on my way to work. I knew before I opened the message who it would be from and what it was likely to say; we'd been playing this game for weeks now, teasing back and forth. We both had long term partners, and he was married, so flirting at the office was as far as it had gone until now. But instead of the usual flirty text I...
Added 11 Apr 2013 | Category Straight Sex
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