Lawyer by education, Chartered Accountant by qualification, do a little bit of both for a living. Privately educated until 15, then state system, I am a little bit of a contradiction - not rich by any stretch of the imagination, but more ambitious than usual for the middle classes.A troubled and inconsistent childhood coupled with some unhelpful mental health issues led me to spend far to much money on minor drugs at Uni, and I became an alcoholic. And about 5 stone overweight. 10 years later I am clean and sober. But I'm still overweight, and trying to do something about that. I have no desire to wake up aged 45 with a gut the size of central London and acquired diabetes. Hence the lack of pictures of me. I am still very body conscious.Here for the experience as much as anything else. Feel free to message me, but I'm not looking for an affair. If anything, I'm looking for a bit of inspiration to help along a marriage with 2 kids. I have now revised my opinion of my talents, and am currently drafting my first story, and it is erotic in nature. I have discovered that I can embellish on a kernal of truth, even if I can't make up the idea in the first place.
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Hampshire here. Work in London and used to live there, but its really not compatible with a family, unless you're a banker (which itself isn't that compatible with a family).
I love it. I would live down there if I could. And for me its not just the pussy. Its the whole experience. I like tonguing my wife's anus, and, not saying I'm into water sports at all, but a small tinge of urine can be a very surprising tangy bonus to the occasion. Its all about the touch and taste sensation for me. Actually, I find it easier to cum from a 69 than a blow job, strangely enough.
One handed is easy. I have actually managed it with a foot before. Accidentally.
In my parents in law's house. Did I mention that my farther in law is a vicar? :)
Yes, in the bathroom at work. Its more of a thrill in the disabled toilet as I'm only one door away from everyone seeing me, and I would be directly facing the main entrance to the bathroom facilities! That said, I have once wanked art my desk in a part time job a long time ago. I got sent to another office as our computers were down, and I found a stash of gentleman's magazines in one of the drawers. I was three only one in the room for the day, and want regularly bothered. Everyone else in the building was female and a total stranger that I would never see again. So I knocked one out at my desk, cumming in my trousers. A very very weird way to spend the rest of the afternoon.
Yes, bathroom. The fear of getting caught its the best bit. Apart from my previous masturbation addiction. For some reason, its all the more 'fun'in the disabled toilet -two disabled stalls on every floor, but 6 normal gents ones. But they're straight ahead of the main bathroom corridor -there its just a door separating me from everyone seeing!
This story is part fact and part fiction. I’ll leave it to you to decide where the facts end and the fiction begins. This is my first go at writing erotica, so all feedback gratefully received. In fact, it’s pretty much my first real go at any creative writing outside of a forced environment. I went to Uni in London to study law over ten years ago now. I was the geeky but academically...
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