About browncoffee


"The wound is the place where the Light enters you."

Hannah Blackbird 🇵🇸
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Married to the1987
none of your business, City of London, United Kingdom
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26 May 2018 15:04
sport, reading, writing, cooking
Favorite Books:
I like autobiographies.
Favorite Movies:
It's A Wonderful Life
Favourite TV Shows:
Rick Stein shows
Favorite Music:
and lana del rey
and taylor swift


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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 25 May 2018 15:10

Wtf I'll have a gorilla killah.

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 25 May 2018 14:54

I only use the letter bling when I'm typing on the iPad cuz it's so easy - I am not gonna bother to look up codes on a table for mere letter bling.

I think you may have inspired me, Ms. Flick: I've decided that the yacht (actually a corporate party boat) trip the story starts with is insufferably lame--much like yours, if I recall--which leads directly into the action. Which in this case is hot sex, folowed by a tediously long and oddly-Sarah-Silveman-from-the-Spenser-novels-ish section of dialogue where they discuss and dissect why the sex was hot, followed by more hot sex. Yes, you are allowed to skip the middle section.

MORE köffee please. With extra dirt.

Corporate things are always super lame (she says, acting like an expert). Seriously though, it just feels like most people I meet these days are playing grown up and acting smart when they're really just the annoying kids from school. Your story sounds awesome anyhow. I do enjoy reading about hôt sèx. :) I only use bling on my phone! Blīñg!

Bill, thank you for the lemonade; you read my mind!

MM I will try to read your story some time this weekend.

I so want to go to sleep but my ironically dabbing younger sibling finished college today and is currently AWOL (according to my mother she's with me but last time I checked she wasn't lol). Teenagers are the absolute worst. I suggest abolishing teenage years. It's just heartache for everyone.

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 25 May 2018 10:58

Guess I need to work on my köffee making skills. :)

You mean your kõffēê mãkïñg skíllz?

I'M THOROUGHLY EXCITED FOR THE THREE DAY WEEKEND. I have so much sleep to catch up on! I might write. I've been working on a nëw störy which I'm very excited about. It's always exciting until it doesn't turn out right lol. It's pretty rude.

Three days. I might bake. I might throw a party. I might run away to a small fishing village. Most likely I will clean every room to within an inch of his/her life.

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 24 May 2018 08:10

I just noticed all the bling on verbals køffëè order lol. You are unbelievably lit. Btw my sister informed me that since ALWAYS, dabs are only ironic. So. Yeah. I'm old.

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 24 May 2018 08:08

My next story takes place on a yacht. I know nothing about yachts. Can I come along?

Last day of school! I don't have to wake up at fuck o'clock for 3 months.

Köffêę please.

It wasn't like a real yacht. I was gravely disappointed. It didn't move. I think the technical term is moored. It was basically a hotel but in a yacht that never moves. <img src="/images/emoticons/dontknow.gif" alt="dontknow"> I feel like the event was missold. It's a good job it was free. The food was free also but I hate eating out. The alcohol was free which was the one saving grace. The view was decent. Everyone was super boring. We should have a real yacht party with everyone from here on a yacht that actually moves and then we can get shipwrecked and be so starving that we become cannibals and eat... Idk. Who shall we eat first??

Jim, I'll take the job! How much do you pay? Do I have to do very much?

Who's left to enter the competition??

Topic: Announcing our "Masked" Story Competition
Posted: 23 May 2018 01:48

Just put the story in Google Docs, then copy and paste to lush, then fix the italics. Simple.

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 23 May 2018 01:41

Have part 2 of a job interview tomorrow. Its kinda great since I don't really give a crap if I get the job or not. Maybe I should ask the interviewers if they belong to Lush? Great icebreaker and a litmus test to see if they are too uptight to work with.

Oh, the Mask Comp. I got nothing. Should really get my ass in gear and read a bit.

Wait, you're not entering??? <img src="/images/emoticons/evil7.gif" alt="evil5">

Good luck with the interview. I applied for a job online and am waiting to hear back. *refreshes email* I don't care if I get it either, clearly.

Tonight is the night where I chill on a yacht. I don't want to go anymore lol.

Topic: Finding Time to Write
Posted: 22 May 2018 14:39

There's no set time. No routine. I wish there was! Sometimes I can go weeks without writing even when I have plenty of time. I just stare at a blank document and feel useless. I've written stories in a few hours but they're not much good. Sometimes steadily over a month. My average time seems to be a week but it always feels like more because it occupies my mind so much. My favourite stories are those where I feel really inspired and write within a day or two. I love writing them and I'm pleased with them for a good while afterwards. Lately though, it takes too much effort. I often write on my phone but my main writing is done whenever I get a free couple of hours with my laptop. Poems take MUCH longer than stories. I make time to write by racing through everything else I have to do. I have no tattered notebook because I know my friends would find it and mock me mercilessly or just write me off as insane. I use the Keep app or Docs for ideas. I like Google Docs for editing on my phone.

Topic: If you like coffee...
Posted: 22 May 2018 10:54

My new story is about a guy whose ex comes back to town.


Topic: If you like coffee...
Posted: 22 May 2018 10:52

It's definitely not horrific <img src="/images/emoticons/bighugs.gif" alt="Big Hugs">
Well worth a look <img src="/images/emoticons/coffee.gif" alt="coffee">

You = the best.


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