About browncoffee


certified delight. also very humble.

Hannah Blackbird 🇵🇸
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Married to the1987
none of your business, City of London, United Kingdom
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13 Dec 2018 09:04
sport, reading, writing, men, keeping it 💯, cooking, twitter (I almost changed my bio on here to 'Harry Potter and the Audacity of this Bitch')
Favorite Books:
I like autobiographies.
Favorite Authors:
roald dahl
Favorite Movies:
It's A Wonderful Life
The Parent Trap (1998)
Favourite TV Shows:
Rick Stein shows
Favorite Music:
lana del rey
taylor swift


Date Joined:
30 Oct 2016
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Topic: Awesome Award 11/29/18: Master_Jonathon.
Posted: 02 Dec 2018 04:03

I only know Jonathan through moderating his (very good) stories. Seriously, I'm so excited when he's in the queue lol. He's always wonderfully polite and understanding, a true gentleman! Congratulations! :)

Topic: Cum and Came
Posted: 29 Nov 2018 14:57

Actually it's küm.

I just kämé <img src="/images/emoticons/cute-blush.gif" alt="cuteblush">

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 29 Nov 2018 14:56

Anyone else having one of "those" kind of weeks?


lol can someone invent an actual wine bottle like this?

Topic: Cum and Came
Posted: 29 Nov 2018 14:53

Wtf? It's kum!

Topic: Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted: 24 Nov 2018 07:10

Correct, ma'am. Do you work here or something?

yeah, Jen lured me in and says i can never retire, despite my advanced age <img src="/images/emoticons/crybaby2.gif" alt="crybaby">

I guess if you were to make a poll for increasing the flash fiction word limit, you could do it here in Site Announcements, it seems like the most appropriate place.

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 23 Nov 2018 03:22


That link is to the latest story by, Frank Lee. It's now one of the four stories on my 'favorites' list. That's is to say, I think it's extraordinarily fine fiction that just happens to be in the 'erotic category' but is very hot. Others giving it 'thumbs up' include: Buz, Hannah, and ChrisM. Check it out for yourself, especially if you're serious about writing.

note: The story is already on page two but at least it's the latest recipient of the much-maligned, Rumplations Recommended Read (RRR) award. ;)

Now I need a drink Anybody else besides Ms Sara?

<img src="/images/emoticons/glasses10.gif" alt="glasses8">.

Bill, you actually have ten stories in your favourites list but one of those is mine which appears to be a malfunction. Frank is an annoyingly good writer, the kind where you're just like, "what? How is this fair?" But definitely worth reading anyway because he makes you want to improve and also it's just a privilege to read.

I hope everyone had a lovely Thanksgiving. How are you guys doing with competition entries? You're all entering, RIGHT? Where's sprite when I need her? Hi to everyone, curvy and verbal and Sara and Tonya and bill and ping (zephyr) and Gil (you deserve to be waited on like a queen) and Julie and penman and DS and Larry and Grace.

Köffee, please.

Where's lyfbuz?

Topic: Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted: 22 Nov 2018 10:50

We already have Flash and Quickie. Both refer to short stories with fast, spontaneous sex. We could simply define one as less than 1,000 words and the other as 1,001 to 1,500. No new categories would need be created.

I always thought quickies were where the sex was rushed but the story necessarily wasn't.

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 20 Nov 2018 15:05

Wtf is going on in here?! I'm flabbergasted. Bemused. I'll have to read back. I finally came up with a competition entry idea which is in fact an old idea that's been wandering my mind for a year or more. But with half a new idea... It's exciting right now, I only hope it stays that way. Hi to everyone. I'm so lazy I never come here! I should buy everyone 1(one) drink. :)

Topic: The Shard-o-verse
Posted: 15 Nov 2018 15:35

P.s. did the K's dab during the dance??

Topic: The Shard-o-verse
Posted: 15 Nov 2018 13:58

I love the story. It is possibly one of the greatest stories ever. The LAJ is now of course referred to as K and my use of said K is unkontrollable. I kould not kompliment this fine letter any more than I do. I kan only sing its praises and adore it. The K and I have a special kind of bond. It is such a konsiderate and kareful and kind member of the alphabet. It knocks me out knightly. It is kourageous and kompetent. Never have I known a letter so kickass and kasual and kuietly konfident. Thank you Verbal. <img src="/images/emoticons/bighugs.gif" alt="Big Hugs"> and that gif is adorable.

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Editor's Pick Twilight

She hadn't realised it was getting dark and by the time she did, it was too late to do anything about it. The late light of the autumn sky had turned grey like it couldn't wait to fade out altogether. The bottle on the table was half full. There was maybe an inch of liquid gold remaining in her glass. His was empty. There were a thousand things she always planned to say to him but...

Added 14 Oct 2018 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 40 | Avg Score 5 | Views 7,143 | 38 Comments

Recommended Read Telefucking

She'd opened the window but the room was still far too hot. Her hair felt damp and her vest clung to the curves of her breasts. One slender hand clutched the phone to her ear and the other worked desperately between her legs. His voice urged her on. "You're so bad ," he groaned, the words heavy with desire. "God, if I was there..." He let the idea hang long enough to tip her over the...

Added 30 Aug 2018 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 40 | Avg Score 5 | Views 2,306 | 42 Comments

Cold Approach

She didn’t know his name. She didn’t know how old he was or where he lived or if he was married or what he did for a living or whether it was his first Corona or his seventh. He was alone, at least as far as she could tell. Then again, maybe his girlfriend had gone to the ladies room or outside for a cigarette. She'd already decided he probably had a very beautiful girlfriend who smoked and...

Added 29 Aug 2018 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 35 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,787 | 30 Comments

Editor's Pick Midsummer Nights

It might have seemed audacious to ask the woman they’d screwed over to do their wedding flowers, but Calvin and Ivy were desperate. Three florists had already cancelled on them, and the summer wedding season meant everyone else was already overbooked. With a mere two months remaining until the big day, they had next to no time to find the kind of florist that could make their...

Added 26 Jul 2018 | Category Cheating | Votes 53 | Avg Score 4.98 | Views 18,398 | 47 Comments

Recommended Read Everything

It was twenty seven minutes to two. Twenty seven minutes until I’d see him again. I’d deliberated over what to wear all week and even after getting dressed I’d changed three times. I’d done my makeup carefully; painstakingly trying to emanate online contouring tutorials. Letting out a breath, I frowned at my reflection. I was trying too hard. It bordered on ridiculous. I had far more...

Added 05 Jul 2018 | Category Masturbation | Votes 45 | Avg Score 4.93 | Views 9,990 | 29 Comments

Recommended Read Too Good

She was thinking of Marco again. Nike sighed. Leaning forward in her seat, she tried to engage in the buzzing restaurant table conversation but her mind kept wandering. She felt restless and exhausted all at once. She hadn’t slept properly for weeks; suffering from the kind of insomnia she’d usually get during the first few days of a vacation. But she wasn’t on vacation. Not anymore. Monaco...

Added 31 May 2018 | Category Reluctance | Votes 38 | Avg Score 5 | Views 16,261 | 26 Comments

Recommended Read Infinite Lust

Maia was back. She came back every summer and Arch never knew how to deal with it. It seemed fitting for her to reappear with blue skies and sunshine and yet her arrival wound him into something that took weeks to undo. She never stayed long. Just a few days. If he hadn’t paid attention, he might have even missed her. Just the edge of a pretty skirt or the swing of her dark hair. The...

Added 21 May 2018 | Category Reluctance | Votes 28 | Avg Score 4.92 | Views 10,952 | 21 Comments

Recommended Read Watch The Colours Change

There were twelve inches between them, give or take. She was curled in the passenger seat of his Audi, facing his way and just looking at him. Tyler didn’t know how long he could take it. He looked at everything except her. The streetlights lit up the dust on the dashboard. He’d switched off the car but the digital clock still glowed in the dark. He watched it until he had to blink. He...

Added 27 Apr 2018 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 29 | Avg Score 5 | Views 6,113 | 22 Comments

Editor's Pick Freefalling

Sometimes I wonder If traces of us Will still linger in The places we love If people will ever hear Echoing midnight laughter Dancing through the tired rooms Of uninspired hotels Where our worlds fade out Clothes following doubt Onto the laminate floor Unrelenting fingers digging Into the tanned sand of my skin Searching for a way in And I’ve missed the bliss Of your persistent kiss As you...

Added 16 Mar 2018 | Category Erotic Poems | Votes 43 | Avg Score 5 | Views 5,322 | 49 Comments

Editor's Pick Borderline Love

Lia wasn’t old enough to remember the wall being built and until recently, she’d never even been near it. Standing twenty feet tall and stretching hundreds of miles along the border, it separated the two countries perfectly. Khaki-uniformed soldiers patrolled at thirty feet intervals, sweating under the weight of heavy guns. It must have been a lonely job, Lia thought, standing alone in the...

Added 09 Feb 2018 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 43 | Avg Score 5 | Views 18,095 | 36 Comments

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Recommended Read Kiss Chasey

The warning bell breaks the silence, and my concentration. The soft, supposedly unobtrusive note chills my overheated body to the bone. Only ten seconds left. I’m okay. There’s plenty of time. I just have to block everything out and focus. I can’t block him out though. Knowing he’s watching me makes my body ache. It’s way worse than the burning exertion of my muscles. It chases away...

Added 11 Aug 2017 | Category First Time | Votes 30 | Avg Score 5 | Views 13,047 | 25 Comments

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Oh Yah! The Zephyr Quartet. If you're familiar with the original version of Golden Brown, it's a dreamy early '80's tune you can find on YouTube as well. The violin matches the lead singer's voice very well. I hope you enjoy. I personally love string quartets and all forms of Baroque music.
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An Infinite Jest reference on a beer can! Two of my great loves in one!
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I searched the web for K's dabbing, and found none, but I did find all these cool ones....

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Finally! Lol
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Still trying to find you acceptable TS substitutes, lol
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