About browncoffee


certified delight. also very humble.

Hannah Blackbird 🇵🇸
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Taken by Frank_Lee
none of your business, City of London, United Kingdom
Local Time:
20 May 2019 10:07
sport, reading, writing, men, keeping it 💯, cooking, twitter (I almost changed my bio on here to 'Harry Potter and the Audacity of this Bitch')
Favorite Books:
I like autobiographies.
Favorite Authors:
roald dahl
Favorite Movies:
It's A Wonderful Life
The Parent Trap (1998)
Favourite TV Shows:
Rick Stein shows
Favorite Music:
lana del rey
taylor swift


Date Joined:
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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 19 May 2019 15:01

I'm now entirely obsessed with finding out what else they (and other pharma companies) make. Oral hygiene stuff, vitamins, and meds is all I could find on a quick Google. Lol I'll let you know if you're nerdily interested too.

That said, I'd try it. But I'd try almost anything once! :P

If they make any kind of food or confectionery I'm going to be very suspicious. Ribena's pretty nice though, I like to think it's healthy cause it's got fruit in it <img src="/images/emoticons/embarassed.gif" alt="Embarassed"> This is going off on a tangent lol but wasn't coca cola originally medicinal??

Topic: Joining the badgers
Posted: 19 May 2019 14:46

Ooh, this is me. I can not only testify that I am indeed incredible, but that I would be very honoured, lol.

(Also very modest. Hannah (my wife) has been rubbing off on me)

Rubbing off?! Omg I can't believe you said that <img src="/images/emoticons/embarassed.gif" alt="Embarassed">

Lol you guys make an awesome team, keep them coming! (Please) <img src="/images/emoticons/bighugs.gif" alt="Big Hugs">

Topic: If you like coffee...
Posted: 19 May 2019 14:44

Fans of teasing and edging, with tension cranked up high, need to check out "Dirty Girl" . Each delicious moment between the characters unfolds at the perfect pace to ratchet tension and deliver an explosive payoff. Don't miss out on this deliriously sexy escapade from browncoffee.

Uhh, how's that?

I don't think I can afford you. <img src="/images/emoticons/love10.gif" alt="love10">

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 19 May 2019 14:35

I actually had no idea Ribena came from GSK until I just googled it. That's interesting. Buz, it's basically a fruit cordial made from blackcurrants. You guys should try it!

Tea, please.

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 19 May 2019 06:59

Lots of bourbon last night as we played never have I ever. Been awhile since I've played a drinking game, unfortunately. Always fun. But I have a big girl pants kind of day today and need the entire vat of coffee. Lol I'll clean it when I'm done, I promise. :D

Never have I ever played never have I ever lol but that's usually because I drink alone. It seems like a fun game though. I hope your day goes well. <3

Morning all! BB is all sorted (sludge saved for Carl) and so we have fresh coffee for our own Browncoffee and her great new story which has an RR! :) It really is excellent and just the thing to go with your morning cuppa.

Thank you so much! <img src="/images/emoticons/bighugs.gif" alt="Big Hugs"> I was terribly nervous about it after I submitted it but you make me want to write more.

I feel like ribena with sparkling water lol I know that's so random. Do Americans know what ribena is?!

Topic: If you like coffee...
Posted: 19 May 2019 03:42

This is my new story. It contains sex.


Can wannabe wordsmith come and write this for me?!

Lol. This is the cover picture.


Topic: If you like coffee...
Posted: 19 May 2019 03:41

:-" :-"
What an awesome welcome back!!!
Thank you, browncoffee 😘

You're very very welcome! <img src="/images/emoticons/bighugs.gif" alt="Big Hugs">

Topic: If you like coffee...
Posted: 19 May 2019 03:40

Such a sweet gesture Hannah but don't worry, I'm most confident in the dark corners of your true desires. https://upload.lushstories.com/329984021-glamLyf.jpg

Dark?! Me? I am filled with pure white light.<img src="/images/emoticons/angel7.gif" alt="angel7">

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 19 May 2019 03:39

Thank you verbs :) I went ahead and went with a sort of humourous title
and then closed my eyes and hit submit :)

I can never think of a title!! Sometimes I go on thesaurus.com to find other words for stuff like addictive lol it's bad. And yeah, closing your eyes while submitting...I get that! <img src="/images/emoticons/bighugs.gif" alt="Big Hugs">

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 19 May 2019 03:37

Greetings and best wishes to all who already have, are in the process of ingesting, will soone be partaking of Carl's waffles.

Got this new story notice. The writer's pretty good. Check it out. ;)

You are following browncoffee and they have just published a new story:


He's talking about me!! So this wasn't the story that was two stories in one but just something I felt inspired to write over the last week. I might have rushed it but it has lots of sex and not much plot so if that's your thing you might like it lol


Happy Sunday everyone! Is Mike still paying for drinks??? Cause if so I'm quite thirsty.

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It was raining all the way to his place and they didn’t talk much in the car. She sat in the passenger seat with her legs crossed, listening to the rain as it slanted down against the dark windows. When he pulled up outside his building and they got out of the car, she wasn’t really in any hurry. Half of her wanted to stand outside until she was soaked through. But he took her hand and...

Added 18 May 2019 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 19 | Avg Score 4.95 | Views 1,346 | 11 Comments

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Sofia had to get back to the congressional hearing but everything was going wrong. She looked desperately at the camera in the journalist's hand. “Please delete them,” she said. “ Delete them?!” He frowned incredulously. “They're priceless! Sofia Jordan, the left’s notoriously outspoken congresswoman has a coke habit? This is gold!” Sofia gazed at him helplessly. They were facing each...

Added 17 Apr 2019 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 165 | Avg Score 5 | Views 2,776 | 122 Comments

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Added 04 Apr 2019 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 45 | Avg Score 4.93 | Views 1,489 | 32 Comments

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Added 17 Mar 2019 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 26 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,622 | 21 Comments

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Added 06 Mar 2019 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 23 | Avg Score 5 | Views 2,122 | 20 Comments

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Added 09 Feb 2019 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 33 | Avg Score 5 | Views 2,006 | 26 Comments

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Added 29 Jan 2019 | Category Cheating | Votes 34 | Avg Score 4.91 | Views 3,307 | 23 Comments

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Added 01 Jan 2019 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 34 | Avg Score 5 | Views 2,632 | 33 Comments

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Added 23 Dec 2018 | Category Cheating | Votes 55 | Avg Score 5 | Views 12,162 | 40 Comments

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Added 03 Feb 2019 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 23 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,523 | 19 Comments

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