About browncoffee


here to read and write, i'll add you as a friend if you're interesting. Trying to figure out if I can write for money 'cause that'd be fucking awesome. Also, am not white so you should know that from the off if it bothers you. My ancestors hail from a land-locked country in the middle east but I've been in England since the day I was conceived. I'm not rich. I'm actually kinda religious. Please don't try talking to me about racism or anything. I'm just a girl who wants to get by.

Hannah Blackbird
Relationship Status:
Married to the1987
none of your business, City of London, United Kingdom
Local Time:
25 Jul 2017 19:44
sport, reading, writing, cooking
Favorite Books:
whoa, too many
Favorite Authors:
again, whoa, too many
Favorite Movies:
nothing that came out recently - i've never set foot in a cinema
Favourite TV Shows:
everything - i watch tv like a drunk drinks
Favorite Music:
again everything - i listen to music like a junkie injects
but especially coldplay
and the chainsmokers


Date Joined:
30 Oct 2016
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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 24 Jul 2017 06:44

Anyway, I've just been told by someone pretty awesome that she doesn't think it would work out between us. <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/crybaby2.gif" alt="crybaby"> I won't mention her name, since it could get awkward if I'm propped up at the bar and she's sitting just over there on her throne. But, I think the only response to such an outcome is to ask the bartender to bring out something strong. Tequila sounds good - no worms required!

You thought you had a shot with sprite? Hands off, fam. She's entirely taken.

Topic: New Competition: Write Sprite's Profile.
Posted: 23 Jul 2017 14:47

I know not who you are, nor how I came to find you, but may I just say...hi. How ya doin'?

Oh, and...

Did I ever tell you I have a thing for brunettes?

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 23 Jul 2017 14:40

I need to read Rachel's new stuff and even though I detest ketchup, for her I feel obliged to make an exception. <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/bighugs.gif" alt="Big Hugs">

MM is right about Evie's piece which is a stunner and almost certainly podium bound, and I also loved VG's but idk. There was so much variety in this competition!

I'll have a Hannah, please. Where's Margot? Join me?

Topic: Awesome Award 7/22/17: BethanyFrasier
Posted: 22 Jul 2017 14:56

Yes yes yes yes yes!!!!! Bethany is so lovely and real and fun to talk to (we need to do more talking!) Been waiting for this to happen!

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 22 Jul 2017 14:54

"Now I found another crush, the lush life giving me a rush..."

Zara Larsson is such a boss, though.

Can I have some tea, please? Winding down as my SO tries to wind me up. Who will win? There's only one way to find out... FIGHT!!! (Harry Hill? Anyone? No? I need a life.)

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 22 Jul 2017 08:13

I ain't got a damn clue who's winning this one. I'd have known, if PD had entered. But - she didn't and I don't.

Just vacuumed furiously. Gimme a lemonade. (Please.)

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 21 Jul 2017 01:19

No joke, I had this dream that Jen murdered someone but everyone was applauding her because the victim was annoying AF. And she was so chilled out about it. Idk what's wrong with me.

Kan I have some tea?

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 20 Jul 2017 15:30

RIP Chester. I was so encouraged earlier this year when Heavy came out. Can't claim to have been a fan but I loved Numb and still do. This really shocked me. It's just so sad.

I did finally read Verbal's latest Shard (Click) which is sublime as is chesh78's latest Angels and Insects. Read them both and then buy me lemonade as a thank you.

Koffee, please.

Topic: Highest Level of Education
Posted: 20 Jul 2017 15:01

An honorary degree from the university of sexual studies. I fucked my way to the top but I still got to wear a hat and gown!

Topic: That urgent need to cum
Posted: 18 Jul 2017 15:49

Nah fam.

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Lost Enough

I felt weightless. Beautiful. A hushed silence had fallen over the audience at the 90th Academy Awards as the nominations for Best Actress in a Leading Role were announced. I knew I would win. Everybody knew I would win. The critics had been raving about my performance since the star-studded premiere of Desiccated Coconut . I glanced to my left at my date and co-star Daniel Carlton....

Added 11 Jul 2017 | Category Group Sex | Votes 35 | Avg Score 5 | Views 2,413 | 37 Comments

Recommended Read Crawling Back

Everything seems Out of my reach Like Water spiralling down a drain An empty promise of rain Conversations from yesterday Music playing too far away Half awake, half asleep It doesn't take much For him to seep Easily into my mind Thoughts spin and drift And effortlessly lift And I turn, intending to Fill the cavernous rift With a snowdrift of sugar Only to feel emptiness...

Added 16 Jun 2017 | Category Love Poems | Votes 36 | Avg Score 5 | Views 762 | 32 Comments

Audio Story Recommended Read Made in London

She could feel him watching her but every time her eyes flicked to catch his, he’d be looking down at the tattered day-worn Metro in his hand. Even from ten metres away, the paper looked scuffed and dirty, and it’d been folded in half since the man had first picked it up. They’d both boarded the train at Liverpool Street with the late-commute crowd. 18:27. Two strangers in a crowd of...

Added 05 Jun 2017 | Category Masturbation | Votes 33 | Avg Score 4.97 | Views 9,827 | 28 Comments

Recommended Read An Unremarkable Night

The door slams shut behind him. The same way as ever. The same click of the Yale safety lock, so secure and formal amidst the anger. His shoes pound down the corrugated metal staircase, fading and fading and fading. I imagine his arm in his jacket as he struggles to pull it on over his sweater, yanking and swearing, his brow creased, his face all messed up with curses and snarls. It begins...

Added 08 May 2017 | Category Reluctance | Votes 38 | Avg Score 4.89 | Views 9,234 | 28 Comments

Recommended Read Smoke

If it hadn’t been for Hanson, I would have fallen onto the train tracks that Thursday morning. The crowd at platform three of the station had become impatient; services were delayed due to debris on the tracks after a storm the previous night. People shoved and jostled and glared at their phones and when someone pushed, the whole buzzing crowd pushed, moving as one angry wasps nest. I...

Added 05 May 2017 | Category Reluctance | Votes 29 | Avg Score 4.96 | Views 7,148 | 23 Comments

Good Cop, Bad Cop

Knees bent and legs wide open, Daphne Blake stared up at the white spotlights on the ceiling of VELMA’S BEAUTY SALON. The radio in the corner played an unsettling rock song but it had been turned down low enough to seem almost satirical. “Ready?” Velma asked. Daphne squirmed. “No!” She closed her eyes tight and sucked in a breath as the dark-haired beautician deftly pulled off the first...

Added 13 Apr 2017 | Category Reluctance | Votes 33 | Avg Score 4.97 | Views 13,012 | 29 Comments

Editor's Pick No Way In

Nobody knew what to do. The wide streets were filled with chaos. Cars on the pavements. Fire engines roaring past. Ambulances whining endlessly like babies crying. Babies were crying. And people were crying too, screaming and sobbing into phones. I walked against the torrent running down the underpass steps and emerged into dust-filled air. It had been coming but nobody had felt it....

Added 04 Apr 2017 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 41 | Avg Score 5 | Views 7,575 | 32 Comments

Editor's Pick Paperclip

I fell for his voice first As it flew through grey smoke Through loud cursing laughter Over clinking glasses A small gig, a small bar Just him and a guitar I saw On a hot summer’s night Through flickering dim light The captivating sight Of his body Edgy alley-cat grace A lazy easy pace The hungry-dangerous Smile on his stubbled face He called me his princess It fuelled the incess- -ant need...

Added 27 Mar 2017 | Category Love Poems | Votes 54 | Avg Score 5 | Views 2,625 | 53 Comments

Audio Story Editor's Pick Lost Angels

Some memories don’t stick. They’re not important or consequential enough to make a lasting impression. But I remember Aiden. Everything about Aiden. For the first time in my life, in my messed-up shunted around excuse of a life, I felt as though I’d found someone who came from the same place. We were young. Young and angry and selfish and dangerous. I think we felt as though the world owed...

Added 10 Mar 2017 | Category Reluctance | Votes 42 | Avg Score 5 | Views 21,438 | 35 Comments

English Girl At Home

Hayley’s flat seemed quieter than usual. She locked the door behind her and leaned against it for a long moment, her eyes flickering around the small, square living room. Nothing had changed since she’d left but it seemed different somehow. A little colder, perhaps. A little lonelier. She turned on the television to see an old black and white Hitchcock playing. With a sigh, she turned the...

Added 15 Feb 2017 | Category BDSM | Votes 17 | Avg Score 5 | Views 6,854 | 18 Comments

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Recommended Read The Best Laid Plans

Sweat trickled down my neck, uncomfortable in the late June heat. I pushed a strand of hair off my face with my arm, careful not to use the muddy gardening glove. Everyone always thought the best part of being a teacher was summer vacation, but this summer had been the most boring of my life, and it wasn’t even close to halfway through. I woke early each day, too hot to stay in bed. Peter...

Added 17 Mar 2017 | Category Cheating | Votes 73 | Avg Score 4.96 | Views 12,156 | 55 Comments

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Austin has many really good female singers. My neighbor Ginger Leigh may be one of the very best,

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Miss you
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I can teach you this dance.

Posted: 21 Jul 2017 07:29

My answer is always no! Lol

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Do you have any favorite flowers, Hannah?

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I know it sounds dopey but ,

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