About browncoffee


Kinda pretentious.

Hannah Blackbird
Relationship Status:
Married to the1987
none of your business, City of London, United Kingdom
Local Time:
22 Nov 2017 01:29
sport, reading, writing, cooking
Favorite Books:
I like autobiographies.
Favorite Movies:
It's A Wonderful Life
Favourite TV Shows:
Rick Stein shows
Favorite Music:
and lana del rey
and the chainsmokers


Date Joined:
30 Oct 2016
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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 21 Nov 2017 15:54

If I could I would

I was just teasing but you're beautiful. <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/bighugs.gif" alt="Big Hugs">

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 21 Nov 2017 15:29

Hi there, Sara. I'm making pies, myself. I plan on baking a pecan and a pumpkin. Should be appreciated by the family, I presume.

A virgin Hannah for me, and no giggling, BC...

Like I can help it! <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/evil6.gif" alt="evil4">

Hi Sara. <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/bighugs.gif" alt="Big Hugs"> When's this Thanksgiving thing anyway? Do you send food to your friends in the UK??

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 21 Nov 2017 15:04

I agree with you guys about Verbal's latest. Different but sublime.

Curvy, do pom poms appeal to you?? <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/cheerleader.gif" alt="cheerleader">

I'll have a Hannah. (Please)

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Topic: Apprehensive about getting a dog from Argentina
Posted: 21 Nov 2017 14:59

I'm really disappointed that the beautifully constructed OP hasn't gotten back to us. I wanna know what he's thinking about this whole thing.

Topic: Drinking cum from a glass or a cup
Posted: 21 Nov 2017 14:56

Hey, you're the "swimming pool of cum" guy! Promise I won't be dismissive, I was a bit rude last time.

I actually read a story, back in my adolescence, in Penthouse Variations, about a woman who gave blow jobs all day, saved the cum in a shot glass, and when her husband came home she heated it in the toaster oven (I remember that weird detail specifically), poured it over his cock, and licked it off. I had some very early sexual fantasies based on that story.

I've officially seen it all.

Topic: Drinking cum from a glass or a cup
Posted: 21 Nov 2017 14:38


Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 20 Nov 2017 04:55

Well, looks like I missed the compeTITion (hmm, perhaps I should make random and slightly immature capitalisation my quirk? Or I suppose I could use this emoji <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/icon_rr.gif" alt="rr"> ) Haven't even read anything in ages - apologies to all. I'll try to get to them one day...

Anyway, hope you've all been well! Oh, and I might get in the mood for the cricket, with a beer please Bill.

So nice to see you around, Phil. <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/bighugs.gif" alt="Big Hugs"> I'm kinda afraid you'll disappear like Emerson did. Oh, the store room memories. He was sooo good (AT ORGANISATION)

I think <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/icon_rr.gif" alt="rr"> is best for you but whatever you pick is cool. Just like whatever you write is cool. Hint hint. <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/evil6.gif" alt="evil4">

I'll have cola, please. Hopefully I'll get served this time.

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 20 Nov 2017 01:20

Bill, you forgot my cola. Don't you like me anymore? <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/crybaby2.gif" alt="crybaby">

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Topic: Tone at work: Has it changed with recent allegations of sexual harassment.
Posted: 19 Nov 2017 15:10

Nah cause my workplace is hella fabby and if any freak turns up, they get turned out.

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 19 Nov 2017 14:37

It actually makes extra sense because the H is red and Hannah starts with H.

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