About browncoffee


here to read and write, i'll add you as a friend if you're interesting. Trying to figure out if I can write for money 'cause that'd be fucking awesome. Also, am not white so you should know that from the off if it bothers you. My ancestors hail from a land-locked country in the middle east but I've been in England since the day I was conceived. I'm not rich. I'm actually kinda religious. Please don't try talking to me about racism or anything. I'm just a girl who wants to get by.

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Married to the1987
none of your business, City of London, United Kingdom
Local Time:
27 Mar 2017 15:47
sport, reading, writing, cooking
Favorite Books:
whoa, too many
Favorite Authors:
again, whoa, too many
Favorite Movies:
nothing that came out recently - i've never set foot in a cinema
Favourite TV Shows:
everything - i watch tv like a drunk drinks
Favorite Music:
again everything - i listen to music like a junkie injects
but especially coldplay
and the chainsmokers


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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 27 Mar 2017 07:08

i'll update the list on who's yet to enter etc whenever i can. i'm just so tired! i got an hour stolen from me yesterday!

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 27 Mar 2017 07:03

with a heavy heart, i have submitted my competition entry poem. from this experience, i have learnt that stories are way more fun to write.

god help me.

on the bright side, i'm so glad that many of our regulars have entered.

i've linked all the 'in-crowd's' entries below for easy reading:

Milik_the_Red - https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/when-shall-we-wake.aspx
Sprite - https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/let-me-be-your-juliet.aspx
Gillianleeeza - https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/passions-two-faces.aspx
Verbal - https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/beyond-1.aspx
MostPreciousLittle - https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/invisible-ink.aspx
Burquette - https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/its-never-just-a-fuck.aspx
RumpleForeskin - https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/adieu-alan.aspx
VirgoGo - https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/theater-of-war.aspx
Lauradj - https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/if-you-really-see-eurydice.aspx
Oceanrunner - https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/instruments-of-pain.aspx

I'm tired now. But thrilled on the RRR for Mike and I.

A Hannah, if you please.

Topic: Genital Piercings
Posted: 26 Mar 2017 07:23

ouch! yow! no!

Topic: Would you take off your underwear, if your other half asked you to; while wearing a skirt or dress,
Posted: 26 Mar 2017 06:45

Only if he took off his shirt. Fair's fair.

Topic: New member looking for gal to inspire new stories
Posted: 26 Mar 2017 03:56

Interesting. You seem pretty well-spoken. I'd love to read some of your stories. Just so you know, mine are mostly fiction; the scope is limitless!

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 26 Mar 2017 02:32

So all of those drinks have been virgin Hannah's this whole time??<img src="/forum/images/emoticons/angel7.gif" alt="angel7">

A Hannah is actually a virgin version of a Monaco which is two parts lager, lemonade and grenadine. <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/pourwine.gif" alt="Pour Wine">

So I've been drinking lemonade, grenadine and club soda. Which is delicious. I still can't believe there's a drink named after me. I don't think I can ever leave this site... hey, wait. Bill, did you do this on purpose?

Virgo, Buz, I'm so glad you two are considering it. I really hope you'll enter! <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/bighugs.gif" alt="Big Hugs">

Clocks went forward this morning. I'm off to find some breakfast. D'you know, no one has EVER given me breakfast in bed! Travesty, right?!

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 25 Mar 2017 09:14

Updated list of competition entrants:

Already entered: Milik_the_Red, Gillianleeeza, sprite, Most PreciousLittle, Verbal
Hell yes I'm entering: BC (me), Lilly, Emerson501, TonyaL, sweetsinner, RumpleForeskin, apptobebad, HeraTeleia
Maybe: Lauradj, oceanrunner, seeker4, PhilU
No thank you: -

Yet to declare: BUZ, GoNE68

Topic: Cliches that should die
Posted: 25 Mar 2017 09:04

i hate when say a girl's introduced to a sex interest and it's like 'her panties were soaked'. i mean, she met him thirty seconds ago. did she fucking wet herself?

Topic: Long Stories - One Upload or Several?
Posted: 25 Mar 2017 08:58

The benefit to saving your stories elsewhere? You can take a snippet here and there, run it through Google, and find out who has stolen your work (pro tip: EVERYONE ). Then you can drive yourself quite mad with DMCA takedown requests. It's a hobby. <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/dontknow.gif" alt="dontknow">

I should probably do this. Thanks, Jen. <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/bighugs.gif" alt="Big Hugs">

Topic: Finding an authentic voice
Posted: 25 Mar 2017 08:56

There is absolutely no excuse for writing in iambic pentameter , and it makes you sound like a pretentious asshole.

what's that - a sex toy?!

lol - no, great post. i really like this advice. <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/bighugs.gif" alt="Big Hugs">

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I fell for his voice first As it flew through grey smoke Through loud cursing laughter Over clinking glasses A small gig, a small bar Just him and a guitar I saw On a hot summer’s night Through flickering dim light The captivating sight Of his body Edgy alley-cat grace A lazy easy pace The hungry-dangerous Smile on his stubbled face He called me his princess It fuelled the incess- -ant need...

Added 27 Mar 2017 | Category Love Poems

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English Girl At Home

Hayley’s flat seemed quieter than usual. She locked the door behind her and leaned against it for a long moment, her eyes flickering around the small, square living room. Nothing had changed since she’d left but it seemed different somehow. A little colder, perhaps. A little lonelier. She turned on the television to see an old black and white Hitchcock playing. With a sigh, she turned the...

Added 15 Feb 2017 | Category BDSM | Votes 14 | Avg Score 5 | Views 4,297 | 15 Comments

Sugar - Part 3

There were seven of us in the kitchen; Robbie and me; my brother Charlie and his wife Rose; my parents, and for some inexplicable reason, Scott. I wished he would leave. I’d been saved from talking to him by Mom’s interception but I knew Robbie could sense something was up and Scott was making me feel highly uncomfortable. He leaned against the fridge, sipping champagne and gate-crashing on...

Added 14 Feb 2017 | Category Reluctance | Votes 15 | Avg Score 5 | Views 3,709 | 14 Comments

Sugar - Part 2

Robbie’s bedroom felt secluded and safe as though it’d been shut off from the rest of the world. I couldn’t remember the last time I’d just lain with someone; bodies, warmth and a shared afterglow. It felt better than anything. Outside the window the day crept closer, the sky glowing with a pale early-morning hue. Two chipped mugs of steaming black coffee were balanced precariously on the...

Added 13 Feb 2017 | Category Reluctance | Votes 17 | Avg Score 5 | Views 4,460 | 13 Comments

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Added 09 Feb 2017 | Category Cheating | Votes 51 | Avg Score 5 | Views 7,006 | 47 Comments

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Added 21 Jan 2017 | Category Taboo | Votes 52 | Avg Score 5 | Views 9,970 | 38 Comments


Silvia exhaled a long breath as she pulled out of the Wilson Building parking lot. It had been a long day, on top of four other long days and she looked forward to the weekend. Her purse sat on the passenger seat and she fumbled through it for a much-needed cigarette. Lighting up, she let the window down a couple of inches and relaxed into the drive. She lived a good hour from the office and...

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Sweat trickled down my neck, uncomfortable in the late June heat. I pushed a strand of hair off my face with my arm, careful not to use the muddy gardening glove. Everyone always thought the best part of being a teacher was summer vacation, but this summer had been the most boring of my life, and it wasn’t even close to halfway through. I woke early each day, too hot to stay in bed. Peter...

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Posted: 21 Mar 2017 03:18

Congrats on getting 2 of your stories on the story picks, both well deserved. Have 'Best Laid Plans' on my reading list, so will get around to reading it soon and vote/comment hugs x

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Congrats my friend. Weird is the new normal.

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Hello the ever talented Miss Hannah. Love your new avatar just dropping by to wish you a wonderful rest of the week. Sinner xx

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