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Kinda pretentious.

Hannah Blackbird 🇵🇸
Relationship Status:
Married to the1987
none of your business, City of London, United Kingdom
Local Time:
23 Feb 2018 22:16
sport, reading, writing, cooking
Favorite Books:
I like autobiographies.
Favorite Movies:
It's A Wonderful Life
Favourite TV Shows:
Rick Stein shows
Favorite Music:
and lana del rey
and the chainsmokers


Date Joined:
30 Oct 2016
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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 09 Feb 2018 06:01

just submitted a new story and am gonna be away for a bit. try not to run up my tab too high!

Topic: what do you think guys should improve in bed?
Posted: 08 Feb 2018 13:56

Put some candles on the bedside table and DON'T MAKE ME GET UP TO TURN THE LIGHT OFF.

Topic: Age:Does age really matter to you? Would you ever consider having sex with someone your fathers age
Posted: 08 Feb 2018 13:54

It really depends on the two people.

Topic: Is it me or are there a lot of Virgos on here?
Posted: 08 Feb 2018 13:52

I'm a Virgo!! Maybe we're just in touch with our sexual sides. (By 'in touch', I mean fully submerged and almost dying. More sex more sex!!)

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 08 Feb 2018 13:47

Le Jolteur de Jen, s'il vous plait. Extra hot and extra rummy.

I'm celebrating my freedom. Drinks are on me. And by me, I mean Hannah. I stole her credit card at the same time I stole her phone.

I'm telling sprite. <img src="/images/emoticons/crybaby2.gif" alt="crybaby">

Lemönade, please.

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 07 Feb 2018 14:10

You guys crack me up. I've decided to release Jen since keeping her happy requires more cookies than I can afford. Phil, you're very easily distracted but I'm still very happy with you for turning out a competition entry. Verbal, please don't freak out! I totally know how you feel and trust me fam, you need to chill. Maybe even Netflix and chill. You need to forget about the competition until this time next week and then very casually and nonchalantly check out the results. A top tip is to read your story until the very sight of it sickens you. By doing this, you will find that you care much less about the results. I have faith in you, fam. You're way lit. :)

I'll have lemönade, please.

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 06 Feb 2018 14:15

I think the idea of multiple endings is wildly cool, I just haven't figured out how I would use it. I mess with multiple timelines a little as it is, in the Shards.

The idea of a comp involving them is wildly cool too.

The contest page says results will be announced "shortly." :( Originally it said Feb 8, so I am sticking to that. Exceptionally strong field of stories, IMO.

I wouldn't count on the eighth. As an avid entree (not the food) I've found that results are usually announced a few days after the intended date. But I agree on the strong field. I would find it enormously difficult to judge especially with so much variety.

I'll have a Hãnnah, please.

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 06 Feb 2018 13:35

Finally found the recipe lol. Thank you kindly for your patience, Sara! <img src="/images/emoticons/bighugs.gif" alt="Big Hugs"> I know there can be different measures and names for ingredients in the US but hopefully this will make vague sense!

-60g self raising flour
-65g wholemeal flour
-125g grated carrots
-1/4 teaspoon ground nutmeg
-50g caster sugar
-50g dark muscavado sugar
-1 teaspoon baking powder
-100g butter (melted)
-2 eggs (beaten)

1. Mix everything but the butter and eggs in a large bowl
2. Stir in the butter, it should be fairly cool, then the eggs
3. Put it in a tin lol
4. Bake at 200 degrees Fahrenheit for approximately 40 minutes (check with a skewer or whatever)
5. Allow to cool
6. Ice with lemon buttercream or whatever.
7. Eat the whole thing with köffee.
8. Repeat.

Köffee, please.

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 05 Feb 2018 23:21

I want a fresh Virgin Hannah. and i'm n0t talking ab0ut the drink.

I mean, I have fresh virgin olive oil if that's of any interest...?

Köffee, please.

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 05 Feb 2018 23:17

i want a fresh Hannah. and i'm not talking about the drink. :-"

Good luck finding one of those <img src="/images/emoticons/evil6.gif" alt="evil4">

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Congratulations Hannah on your competition award!
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I used this as my Lush avatar for a long time...As a moderator, you'll get 'it'. ;-)
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Smooches xxx
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wishing you a wonderful month, hannah
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- nothing implied - but must be in a mood for this kind of tune
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29 days ago

I figured you must be hungry since you're distributing cupcakes...

Mine don't have any calories. Just ectoplasm!
29 days ago

see ... it happened her too..🙄
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20 Jan 2018 09:51

made me think of you have a wonderful weekend, hannah
19 Jan 2018 10:55

Thanks for letting me off the hook and not having to write an essay.
18 Jan 2018 23:41

We're on to your game...
17 Jan 2018 19:47
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