About browncoffee


writer who likes lighters and all-nighters

Hannah Blackbird 🇵🇸
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Married to the1987
none of your business, City of London, United Kingdom
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17 Aug 2018 21:46
sport, reading, writing, men, keeping it 💯, cooking, twitter (I almost changed my bio on here to 'Harry Potter and the Audacity of this Bitch')
Favorite Books:
I like autobiographies.
Favorite Authors:
roald dahl
Favorite Movies:
It's A Wonderful Life
The Parent Trap (1998)
Favourite TV Shows:
Rick Stein shows
Favorite Music:
lana del rey
taylor swift


Date Joined:
30 Oct 2016
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Topic: Who is your celebrity crush?
Posted: 17 Aug 2018 04:15

Stephen Colbert, obviously. And Browncoffee.

You mean my crush on you is reciprocated?! <img src="/images/emoticons/cute-blush.gif" alt="cuteblush">

And Chris Martin too. :)

Topic: Announcing the Winners of our "Sizzling Summer Sex" Competition
Posted: 17 Aug 2018 03:46

I read almost all the stories and was really really impressed and I honestly did not expect to do so well. Thank you to everyone who read my story and to the judges and really huge congratulations to everyone who placed and entered.

Also, I knew jaded buddha before he was famous, just saying. :)

Topic: Keeping long distance sexy
Posted: 15 Aug 2018 14:37

me. :-"


Topic: What Personality Type Are You?
Posted: 15 Aug 2018 12:41

***edited to get your attention*** made me laugh nearly as much as your actual comment. Have you moved on to other books?

No, INFJ ruined me! Lol, yes I'm currently into short story collections. I did read a flash DFW piece which a friend sent me and I loved it. INFJ was just a little too much for me. I'll probably go back to it. One day. :)

Topic: Keeping long distance sexy
Posted: 15 Aug 2018 12:39

What is your type?

Tw cen mt condensed.

Topic: Keeping long distance sexy
Posted: 15 Aug 2018 11:44

Okay, here's my number. Call me. 555-555-5555

you're not my type. <img src="/images/emoticons/kickbutt.gif" alt="kickbutt">

Topic: What Personality Type Are You?
Posted: 15 Aug 2018 02:12

***edited to get your attention***

Every single time I see INFJ anywhere on the internet, I automatically think of Infinite Jest. <img src="/images/emoticons/angel7.gif" alt="angel7">

Topic: would you give up sex, or alcohol??
Posted: 15 Aug 2018 02:04

If you could only have one for the rest of your life what would it be; having sex or drinking alcohol? <img src="/images/emoticons/occasion14.gif" alt="occasion5">

Answer honestly, gentlemen.

Topic: Giving up chocolate or dick sucking for life ?
Posted: 08 Aug 2018 09:46

My previous question was about swallowing cum,this one is about sucking dicks. A person can absolutely love to give blowjobs by avoiding the ingestion of semen

I would have not asked the exact same question again

Oh right please do excuse me.

Topic: Giving up chocolate or dick sucking for life ?
Posted: 08 Aug 2018 00:31

If you don't want to answer it that's your choice but don't come here and pretend you have the right to tell who is going to to be banned and who won't because the question of banning comes when I break one of the rules of this forum

Fyi you asked this question before and 100% of respondents indicated chocolate. Duplicate threads are unnecessary.

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Editor's Pick Midsummer Nights

It might have seemed audacious to ask the woman they’d screwed over to do their wedding flowers, but Calvin and Ivy were desperate. Three florists had already cancelled on them, and the summer wedding season meant everyone else was already overbooked. With a mere two months remaining until the big day, they had next to no time to find the kind of florist that could make their...

Added 26 Jul 2018 | Category Cheating | Votes 46 | Avg Score 4.98 | Views 6,324 | 45 Comments

Recommended Read Everything

It was twenty seven minutes to two. Twenty seven minutes until I’d see him again. I’d deliberated over what to wear all week and even after getting dressed I’d changed three times. I’d done my makeup carefully; painstakingly trying to emanate online contouring tutorials. Letting out a breath, I frowned at my reflection. I was trying too hard. It bordered on ridiculous. I had far more...

Added 05 Jul 2018 | Category Masturbation | Votes 40 | Avg Score 4.94 | Views 7,242 | 26 Comments

Recommended Read Too Good

She was thinking of Marco again. Nike sighed. Leaning forward in her seat, she tried to engage in the buzzing restaurant table conversation but her mind kept wandering. She felt restless and exhausted all at once. She hadn’t slept properly for weeks; suffering from the kind of insomnia she’d usually get during the first few days of a vacation. But she wasn’t on vacation. Not anymore. Monaco...

Added 31 May 2018 | Category Reluctance | Votes 39 | Avg Score 5 | Views 11,953 | 27 Comments

Recommended Read Infinite Lust

Maia was back. She came back every summer and Arch never knew how to deal with it. It seemed fitting for her to reappear with blue skies and sunshine and yet her arrival wound him into something that took weeks to undo. She never stayed long. Just a few days. If he hadn’t paid attention, he might have even missed her. Just the edge of a pretty skirt or the swing of her dark hair. The...

Added 21 May 2018 | Category Reluctance | Votes 26 | Avg Score 4.92 | Views 8,130 | 20 Comments

Recommended Read Watch The Colours Change

There were twelve inches between them, give or take. She was curled in the passenger seat of his Audi, facing his way and just looking at him. Tyler didn’t know how long he could take it. He looked at everything except her. The streetlights lit up the dust on the dashboard. He’d switched off the car but the digital clock still glowed in the dark. He watched it until he had to blink. He...

Added 27 Apr 2018 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 28 | Avg Score 5 | Views 5,218 | 22 Comments

Editor's Pick Freefalling

Sometimes I wonder If traces of us Will still linger in The places we love If people will ever hear Echoing midnight laughter Dancing through the tired rooms Of uninspired hotels Where our worlds fade out Clothes following doubt Onto the laminate floor Unrelenting fingers digging Into the tanned sand of my skin Searching for a way in And I’ve missed the bliss Of your persistent kiss As you...

Added 16 Mar 2018 | Category Erotic Poems | Votes 41 | Avg Score 5 | Views 4,453 | 48 Comments

Editor's Pick Borderline Love

Lia wasn’t old enough to remember the wall being built and until recently, she’d never even been near it. Standing twenty feet tall and stretching hundreds of miles along the border, it separated the two countries perfectly. Khaki-uniformed soldiers patrolled at thirty feet intervals, sweating under the weight of heavy guns. It must have been a lonely job, Lia thought, standing alone in the...

Added 09 Feb 2018 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 43 | Avg Score 5 | Views 15,594 | 36 Comments

Recommended Read Don't Look At Me

For a while after she woke, Macy didn’t open her eyes. Instead, she thought very hard about her bedroom, recreating it in her mind. Magnolia walls and venetian blinds. The cluttered dressing table and the chair with her clothes on it. Her clothes. The first giveaway was the feel of the sheet against her skin. Naked. But that didn’t mean anything. She frowned, eyes still closed as she tried...

Added 26 Jan 2018 | Category Reluctance | Votes 38 | Avg Score 5 | Views 21,247 | 29 Comments

Editor's Pick Black and White

It was a late night and Raine was tired. She looked down at the expensive flower arrangement in her hand and pressed the apartment's doorbell for the fifth time. No answer. Only when she turned to walk away did the door finally open. “Hey,” The man was tall, wearing a t-shirt over boxers. His dark hair looked damp. “Sorry for the wait.” He smelled like soap. Raine didn’t quite look at...

Added 17 Jan 2018 | Category Money | Votes 62 | Avg Score 5 | Views 11,128 | 51 Comments

Recommended Read Off Limits

Jenna got there first and it shouldn’t have been that way. For our entire lives she’d always been later than me but the one time I arrived after her became the day I’d regret forever, because those four minutes could have changed my entire life. If only I’d met him first. If only I’d walked faster. If only I’d ignored the road signals and run through the static traffic and not stopped at...

Added 15 Dec 2017 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 32 | Avg Score 5 | Views 7,549 | 29 Comments

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Recommended Read Kiss Chasey

The warning bell breaks the silence, and my concentration. The soft, supposedly unobtrusive note chills my overheated body to the bone. Only ten seconds left. I’m okay. There’s plenty of time. I just have to block everything out and focus. I can’t block him out though. Knowing he’s watching me makes my body ache. It’s way worse than the burning exertion of my muscles. It chases away...

Added 11 Aug 2017 | Category First Time | Votes 28 | Avg Score 5 | Views 12,441 | 23 Comments

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wishing you a wonderful month, hannah
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thank you again for your kind words in my thread and in IM
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May your glass be always full of love and peace Have a happy Sunday

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Some people get a little carried away...
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