About browncoffee


here to read and write, i'll add you as a friend if you're interesting. Trying to figure out if I can write for money 'cause that'd be fucking awesome. Also, am not white so you should know that from the off if it bothers you. My ancestors hail from a land-locked country in the middle east but I've been in England since the day I was conceived. I'm not rich. I'm actually kinda religious. Please don't try talking to me about racism or anything. I'm just a girl who wants to get by.

Hannah Blackbird
Relationship Status:
Married to the1987
none of your business, City of London, United Kingdom
Local Time:
26 Sep 2017 21:37
sport, reading, writing, cooking
Favorite Books:
whoa, too many
Favorite Authors:
again, whoa, too many
Favorite Movies:
nothing that came out recently - i've never set foot in a cinema
Favourite TV Shows:
everything - i watch tv like a drunk drinks
Favorite Music:
again everything - i listen to music like a junkie injects
but especially coldplay
and lana del rey
and the chainsmokers


Date Joined:
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Topic: 3 Things About Yourself
Posted: 26 Sep 2017 04:25

And if there was a 4...I hate my username.

lol. it is rather demanding.

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 26 Sep 2017 04:07

pssst! brown coffee! Sprite says she's scared of you...

OMG, I missed YOU off the list! <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/evil7.gif" alt="evil5"> Thanks for reminding me. I'll update it soon. x

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 26 Sep 2017 04:06

I'm in! Spoiler Alert , about a married couple who breaks out of their rut.

Yay, Michael! <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/pourwine.gif" alt="Pour Wine">

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 26 Sep 2017 04:03

It's quite early here and I think I'll have some tea. I'm trying Hannah can't promise it'll be done but I am trying. Have a great Tuesday

Tonya, that's all I ask! Thank you. <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/bighugs.gif" alt="Big Hugs">

Brought you some tea. There's milk if you want it. For sugar, please see me. <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/angel7.gif" alt="angel7">


Topic: How to Stay Happy in a Long Relationship
Posted: 26 Sep 2017 02:04

Fucking wash your own dishes.
Don't eat a fucking takeaway when I made fucking dinner.
Take the fucking bin out.
Use a FUCKING coaster.
Wash your own fucking gym clothes.
Stop getting mud on the carpet.

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 26 Sep 2017 01:49

You can hide, but you will be found. Thinking of making a second account on here where I pose as Tay Tay and enter the competition and then make loads of drama and drive you all insane.

Enter the competition, or I WILL find you. <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/evil7.gif" alt="evil5">

P.S. I found all these lovely nature gifs. Idk why, but they really resonate with me. <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/icon_cat.gif" alt="cat">




Topic: I'm inconsolable.
Posted: 26 Sep 2017 01:38

Please tell me it wasn't a comic book. I don't think I could take that. <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/sad1.gif" alt="sad1">

I'm PROBABLY going to see her again on Saturday so I'll question her further. I'm sure you're all dying to know the details of the book which was subjected to such a cruel and selfish attack. <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/read2.gif" alt="read2">

Topic: Have you ever experienced racism?
Posted: 25 Sep 2017 04:56

Lol yes. And the lol is appropriate because while it might hurt me at the time it happens, it's a thing I'd rather laugh off than cry over. Racist people are so dense. Ugh.

Topic: I'm inconsolable.
Posted: 25 Sep 2017 02:29

I was talking to a friend this weekend. This was the conversation.

Me: I haven't been on holiday in ages.

Friend: I went to France this summer with my husband.

Me: That's cool. What did you do?

Friend: Lay on the beach, reading.

Me: Ah. I'm so jealous. What did you read?

Friend: *names book which i've forgotten the title of*

Me: Oh, was it a good story?

Friend: Yeah, it was great. I started reading it, got halfway through and then my husband wanted to read it, so I tore the book in half and gave him the first half, while I continued to read the second half.

Me: (nervously) What, like you ripped the actual book in half?

Friend: (unperturbed) Yeah. Good idea, right?

Me: *silence*

I don't think I can be her friend anymore.

I'm still in shock. <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/crybaby2.gif" alt="crybaby">

Topic: What send you over...?
Posted: 25 Sep 2017 02:13

A well-timed line of dirty talk.

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Everything's Fine

Our lives run Like a movie on repeat Reels whirring Days blurring Into one another It’s all the same The same ideas The same sick fears I cling to everyday things The weight of his arm On my shoulder Until it's gone And everything's calm But everything's colder Just another suffocating day A box office bomb Delivered without aplomb I don’t remember the premiere All I know is the grey...

Added 31 Aug 2017 | Category Love Poems | Votes 26 | Avg Score 5 | Views 617 | 25 Comments

Recommended Read Blown Out

It was dark by the time Violet made it to the car. Just another Friday evening. She’d already said goodnight to her father. He hadn’t seemed to suspect a thing. Didn’t he see it? Didn’t he hear the mad, racing beat of her heart? It felt like a newly caged bird, trying to burst its way out of her chest. Thump. Thump. Thump. Did he know? It felt as though the world revolved around her deceit....

Added 19 Aug 2017 | Category Taboo | Votes 28 | Avg Score 5 | Views 11,608 | 22 Comments

Editor's Pick Lost Enough

I felt weightless. Beautiful. A hushed silence had fallen over the audience at the 90th Academy Awards as the nominations for Best Actress in a Leading Role were announced. I knew I would win. Everybody knew I would win. The critics had been raving about my performance since the star-studded premiere of Desiccated Coconut . I glanced to my left at my date and co-star Daniel Carlton....

Added 11 Jul 2017 | Category Group Sex | Votes 56 | Avg Score 5 | Views 11,003 | 50 Comments

Recommended Read Crawling Back

Everything seems Out of my reach Like Water spiralling down a drain An empty promise of rain Conversations from yesterday Music playing too far away Half awake, half asleep It doesn't take much For him to seep Easily into my mind Thoughts spin and drift And effortlessly lift And I turn, intending to Fill the cavernous rift With a snowdrift of sugar Only to feel emptiness...

Added 16 Jun 2017 | Category Love Poems | Votes 39 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,017 | 35 Comments

Audio Story Recommended Read Made in London

She could feel him watching her but every time her eyes flicked to catch his, he’d be looking down at the tattered day-worn Metro in his hand. Even from ten metres away, the paper looked scuffed and dirty, and it’d been folded in half since the man had first picked it up. They’d both boarded the train at Liverpool Street with the late-commute crowd. 18:27. Two strangers in a crowd of...

Added 05 Jun 2017 | Category Masturbation | Votes 32 | Avg Score 4.97 | Views 13,053 | 29 Comments

Recommended Read An Unremarkable Night

The door slams shut behind him. The same way as ever. The same click of the Yale safety lock, so secure and formal amidst the anger. His shoes pound down the corrugated metal staircase, fading and fading and fading. I imagine his arm in his jacket as he struggles to pull it on over his sweater, yanking and swearing, his brow creased, his face all messed up with curses and snarls. It begins...

Added 08 May 2017 | Category Reluctance | Votes 39 | Avg Score 4.86 | Views 11,483 | 29 Comments

Recommended Read Smoke

If it hadn’t been for Hanson, I would have fallen onto the train tracks that Thursday morning. The crowd at platform three of the station had become impatient; services were delayed due to debris on the tracks after a storm the previous night. People shoved and jostled and glared at their phones and when someone pushed, the whole buzzing crowd pushed, moving as one angry wasps nest. I...

Added 05 May 2017 | Category Reluctance | Votes 31 | Avg Score 4.97 | Views 8,723 | 24 Comments

Good Cop, Bad Cop

Knees bent and legs wide open, Daphne Blake stared up at the white spotlights on the ceiling of VELMA’S BEAUTY SALON. The radio in the corner played an unsettling rock song but it had been turned down low enough to seem almost satirical. “Ready?” Velma asked. Daphne squirmed. “No!” She closed her eyes tight and sucked in a breath as the dark-haired beautician deftly pulled off the first...

Added 13 Apr 2017 | Category Reluctance | Votes 34 | Avg Score 4.97 | Views 15,575 | 29 Comments

Editor's Pick No Way In

Nobody knew what to do. The wide streets were filled with chaos. Cars on the pavements. Fire engines roaring past. Ambulances whining endlessly like babies crying. Babies were crying. And people were crying too, screaming and sobbing into phones. I walked against the torrent running down the underpass steps and emerged into dust-filled air. It had been coming but nobody had felt it....

Added 04 Apr 2017 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 43 | Avg Score 5 | Views 11,512 | 32 Comments

Editor's Pick Paperclip

I fell for his voice first As it flew through grey smoke Through loud cursing laughter Over clinking glasses A small gig, a small bar Just him and a guitar I saw On a hot summer’s night Through flickering dim light The captivating sight Of his body Edgy alley-cat grace A lazy easy pace The hungry-dangerous Smile on his stubbled face He called me his princess It fuelled the incess- -ant need...

Added 27 Mar 2017 | Category Love Poems | Votes 55 | Avg Score 5 | Views 3,198 | 54 Comments

Stories Coauthored By browncoffee

Recommended Read Kiss Chasey

The warning bell breaks the silence, and my concentration. The soft, supposedly unobtrusive note chills my overheated body to the bone. Only ten seconds left. I’m okay. There’s plenty of time. I just have to block everything out and focus. I can’t block him out though. Knowing he’s watching me makes my body ache. It’s way worse than the burning exertion of my muscles. It chases away...

Added 11 Aug 2017 | Category First Time | Votes 25 | Avg Score 5 | Views 9,014 | 21 Comments

Recommended Read The Best Laid Plans

Sweat trickled down my neck, uncomfortable in the late June heat. I pushed a strand of hair off my face with my arm, careful not to use the muddy gardening glove. Everyone always thought the best part of being a teacher was summer vacation, but this summer had been the most boring of my life, and it wasn’t even close to halfway through. I woke early each day, too hot to stay in bed. Peter...

Added 17 Mar 2017 | Category Cheating | Votes 72 | Avg Score 4.95 | Views 13,021 | 53 Comments

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Friends Comments

Posted: 26 Sep 2017 06:42
you're a genius, dear Hannah. Hope you have a great day/night

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Posted: 25 Sep 2017 07:43
Good morning, Hanna Have a wonderful day and keep smiling

Posted: 25 Sep 2017 07:31
Good morning, Hannah.

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Posted: 25 Sep 2017 03:49

. love you, sweet girl

Posted: 25 Sep 2017 02:13

Posted: 22 Sep 2017 05:33

wishing you an absolutely lovely season, hannah

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Posted: 20 Sep 2017 04:44
Hi Hannah. Thanks for accepting my invite, my best wishes. Dave xxx
Posted: 19 Sep 2017 07:24
Good Morning Hanna Belated Happy birthday to you. Have a wonderful day and don't forget to smile

Posted: 19 Sep 2017 05:13

Happy late Birthday, Hope you had fun!

Posted: 19 Sep 2017 04:19
Wishing you a very Happy Birthday, Hannah! Hope you popped some champagne! xx

Posted: 18 Sep 2017 18:41
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