About browncoffee


here to read and write, i'll add you as a friend if you're interesting. Trying to figure out if I can write for money 'cause that'd be fucking awesome. Also, am not white so you should know that from the off if it bothers you. My ancestors hail from a land-locked country in the middle east but I've been in England since the day I was conceived. I'm not rich. I'm actually kinda religious. Please don't try talking to me about racism or anything. I'm just a girl who wants to get by.

Hannah Blackbird
Relationship Status:
Married to the1987
none of your business, City of London, United Kingdom
Local Time:
25 Apr 2017 02:21
sport, reading, writing, cooking
Favorite Books:
whoa, too many
Favorite Authors:
again, whoa, too many
Favorite Movies:
nothing that came out recently - i've never set foot in a cinema
Favourite TV Shows:
everything - i watch tv like a drunk drinks
Favorite Music:
again everything - i listen to music like a junkie injects
but especially coldplay
and the chainsmokers


Date Joined:
30 Oct 2016
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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 24 Apr 2017 14:26

No cookies, Hannah, but if anyone wants to duck into the alley behind the bar with me for a puff, I'm game.

Oh yes, fine by me! <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/regaeman.gif" alt="Regaeman Man">

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 24 Apr 2017 13:58

Gingernuts are my signature biscuit.

ooh yummy! We couldn't get any for the party could we?

I love when people be getting engaged!!



Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 24 Apr 2017 13:48




I'M SO HAPPY!!! <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/regaeman.gif" alt="Regaeman Man">

Topic: Little about your first Bisex , Blow job or anal sex(Mind set )
Posted: 24 Apr 2017 10:12

First the worst. that's all I'm gonna say.

Topic: If your teddy bear suddenly could talk...
Posted: 24 Apr 2017 10:05

He'd say "why'd you fucking abandon me, you heartless bitch?"

Topic: What music describes how you drive?
Posted: 24 Apr 2017 06:42

that music from Psycho. y'know the shower scene? yup. that's me.

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 24 Apr 2017 06:42

BC, here's your Schweppes lemonade. Many thanks for sharing that recipe. Just one question; how are they with beer? ;)

beer? what's that? <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/dontknow.gif" alt="dontknow">

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 24 Apr 2017 06:42


Topic: What turns you on about younger girls?
Posted: 24 Apr 2017 06:39

"There was a ship!..."

(bonus points if you can get the reference without google."


Topic: Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted: 24 Apr 2017 06:37

didn't someone once mention having a way to save your forum signatures so you can easily pick from a small selection? sure would be handy. also, i think there ought to be a badge for anyone who has the word 'coffee' featured in their username. <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/coffee.gif" alt="coffee">

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Good Cop, Bad Cop

Knees bent and legs wide open, Daphne Blake stared up at the white spotlights on the ceiling of VELMA’S BEAUTY SALON. The radio in the corner played an unsettling rock song but it had been turned down low enough to seem almost satirical. “Ready?” Velma asked. Daphne squirmed. “No!” She closed her eyes tight and sucked in a breath as the dark-haired beautician deftly pulled off the first...

Added 13 Apr 2017 | Category Reluctance | Votes 24 | Avg Score 5 | Views 5,705 | 25 Comments

Recommended Read No Way In

Nobody knew what to do. The wide streets were filled with chaos. Cars on the pavements. Fire engines roaring past. Ambulances whining endlessly like babies crying. Babies were crying. And people were crying too, screaming and sobbing into phones. I walked against the torrent running down the underpass steps and emerged into dust-filled air. It had been coming but nobody had felt it....

Added 04 Apr 2017 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 28 | Avg Score 5 | Views 3,037 | 24 Comments


I fell for his voice first As it flew through grey smoke Through loud cursing laughter Over clinking glasses A small gig, a small bar Just him and a guitar I saw On a hot summer’s night Through flickering dim light The captivating sight Of his body Edgy alley-cat grace A lazy easy pace The hungry-dangerous Smile on his stubbled face He called me his princess It fuelled the incess- -ant need...

Added 27 Mar 2017 | Category Love Poems

Audio Story Editor's Pick Lost Angels

Some memories don’t stick. They’re not important or consequential enough to make a lasting impression. But I remember Aiden. Everything about Aiden. For the first time in my life, in my messed-up shunted around excuse of a life, I felt as though I’d found someone who came from the same place. We were young. Young and angry and selfish and dangerous. I think we felt as though the world owed...

Added 10 Mar 2017 | Category Reluctance | Votes 41 | Avg Score 5 | Views 12,429 | 34 Comments

English Girl At Home

Hayley’s flat seemed quieter than usual. She locked the door behind her and leaned against it for a long moment, her eyes flickering around the small, square living room. Nothing had changed since she’d left but it seemed different somehow. A little colder, perhaps. A little lonelier. She turned on the television to see an old black and white Hitchcock playing. With a sigh, she turned the...

Added 15 Feb 2017 | Category BDSM | Votes 14 | Avg Score 5 | Views 5,266 | 15 Comments

Sugar - Part 3

There were seven of us in the kitchen; Robbie and me; my brother Charlie and his wife Rose; my parents, and for some inexplicable reason, Scott. I wished he would leave. I’d been saved from talking to him by Mom’s interception but I knew Robbie could sense something was up and Scott was making me feel highly uncomfortable. He leaned against the fridge, sipping champagne and gate-crashing on...

Added 14 Feb 2017 | Category Reluctance | Votes 15 | Avg Score 5 | Views 4,445 | 15 Comments

Sugar - Part 2

Robbie’s bedroom felt secluded and safe as though it’d been shut off from the rest of the world. I couldn’t remember the last time I’d just lain with someone; bodies, warmth and a shared afterglow. It felt better than anything. Outside the window the day crept closer, the sky glowing with a pale early-morning hue. Two chipped mugs of steaming black coffee were balanced precariously on the...

Added 13 Feb 2017 | Category Reluctance | Votes 20 | Avg Score 5 | Views 5,272 | 18 Comments

Recommended Read Security

I feel his eyes on me and it shouldn’t matter because everyone’s eyes are on me but Cole’s attention is one of the only things that can still make me feel uncomfortable. I know what he’s thinking. I know that he can’t stand the burning heat; that he wants nothing more than to go back to the hotel bar and order a scotch on the rocks. But he doesn’t. He can’t. He has to wait until we’re done,...

Added 09 Feb 2017 | Category Cheating | Votes 51 | Avg Score 5 | Views 7,603 | 47 Comments

Recommended Read Sugar

Robbie Lane was a walking contradiction. The first time I saw him, he was standing outside the Decade bar in Williamsburg. First impressions? I believe they count. Of course they count. When you’re deliberately setting yourself up to see a person for the first time, there is an onus upon you to make sure you’re looking and behaving your best. I’d been putting off meeting him for weeks....

Added 26 Jan 2017 | Category Reluctance | Votes 38 | Avg Score 5 | Views 9,103 | 30 Comments

Recommended Read Departures

I didn’t recognise him instantly. Truth be told, I was so engrossed in my brand-new paperback from WH Smith that I wouldn’t have even noticed him coming into the departure lounge if it wasn’t for his kids. There were two of them. Young enough to look like angels but old enough to make their mother head straight for the bar. Within a minute of them arriving, they’d talked so loudly that...

Added 21 Jan 2017 | Category Taboo | Votes 51 | Avg Score 5 | Views 10,505 | 38 Comments

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Recommended Read The Best Laid Plans

Sweat trickled down my neck, uncomfortable in the late June heat. I pushed a strand of hair off my face with my arm, careful not to use the muddy gardening glove. Everyone always thought the best part of being a teacher was summer vacation, but this summer had been the most boring of my life, and it wasn’t even close to halfway through. I woke early each day, too hot to stay in bed. Peter...

Added 17 Mar 2017 | Category Cheating | Votes 68 | Avg Score 5 | Views 9,071 | 54 Comments

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