About browncoffee

Biography

writer who likes lighters and all-nighters

Name:
Hannah Blackbird 🇵🇸
Sex:
Female 
Age:
24
Sign:
Virgo
Relationship Status:
Married to the1987
Orientation:
Straight
Location:
none of your business, City of London, United Kingdom
Local Time:
22 Oct 2018 17:47
Interests:
sport, reading, writing, men, keeping it 💯, cooking, twitter (I almost changed my bio on here to 'Harry Potter and the Audacity of this Bitch')
Favorite Books:
I like autobiographies.
Favorite Authors:
roald dahl
Favorite Movies:
It's A Wonderful Life
The Parent Trap (1998)
Favourite TV Shows:
Rick Stein shows
Favorite Music:
coldplay
lana del rey
taylor swift
zayn
Website:
Twitter
Facebook
Instagram

Statistics

Date Joined:
30 Oct 2016
Page Viewed:
33,329 times
Friends:
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Followers:
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Days in Chat:
0
Days on Site:
30+
Forum Posts:
2,883
Stories:
47
Badges:
22

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 21 Oct 2018 05:30




Consider yourself held. How about some champagne? We'll talk about invisible blackbirds and your stunning new avatar.



you warm my heart. your avatar is nicer than mine, it seems to have been chosen by a person of great taste.

Lemönade please

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 20 Oct 2018 16:40



mythical creatures. no such thing. trust me. ;)

what about invisible glittery blackbirds. they peck your eyes out if you don't acknowledge their existence young naysayer

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 20 Oct 2018 16:38




Correction. Hold the coffee and make that a double Red Bull. <img src="/images/emoticons/cute-blush.gif" alt="cuteblush">

Hold me.

Something flavourless but very alcoholic, please.

Topic: Awesome Award 10/18/18: Kiera
Posted: 19 Oct 2018 08:48

Congratulations, Kiera!! I'm truly honoured to have met you! <img src="/images/emoticons/bighugs.gif" alt="Big Hugs"> :)

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 18 Oct 2018 15:46


I'll join you. I'm just sitting at the airport, presently, about to read some dirty stories while I wait for my flight. Going to see some friends and family and take a long, fun-filled weekend. <img src="/images/emoticons/pourwine.gif" alt="Pour Wine">



That sounds like a lot of fun! Hope you have a wonderful weekend! <img src="/images/emoticons/bighugs.gif" alt="Big Hugs">

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 18 Oct 2018 14:59

Alcoholic grape juice, please.

Topic: If you like coffee...
Posted: 18 Oct 2018 14:58

foolishly forgot to post links to my last three stories, for a flash fiction fextravaganza, check out:

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/cold-approach.aspx

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/telefucking.aspx

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/twilight.aspx

<img src="/images/emoticons/book1.gif" alt="book">

Topic: Would you have coffee or tea with the person above you?
Posted: 17 Oct 2018 15:05

I guess. Would prefer irn bru tho.

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 17 Oct 2018 15:02

Hi everyone! Hi Julie, thank you for the most lovely comment on my no vampire story, the comment was better than the whole thing lol <img src="/images/emoticons/bighugs.gif" alt="Big Hugs">

Irn bru, please. (That autocorrects to iron brunette lol)

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 16 Oct 2018 15:42

Hello! Hi to the most kind CG, the spider licking (has he lost his mind?) Verbal, beautiful Sara, charming penman, magnificent bastard (can I say that?) ping and wonderful Tonya. Thanks to everyone who read my new story, you are all more than I deserve. Lemönade, please!

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Recommended Read Twilight

She hadn't realised it was getting dark and by the time she did, it was too late to do anything about it. The late light of the autumn sky had turned grey like it couldn't wait to fade out altogether. The bottle on the table was half full. There was maybe an inch of liquid gold remaining in her glass. His was empty. There were a thousand things she always planned to say to him but...

Added 14 Oct 2018 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 29 | Avg Score 5 | Views 823 | 26 Comments

Recommended Read Telefucking

She'd opened the window but the room was still far too hot. Her hair felt damp and her vest clung to the curves of her breasts. One slender hand clutched the phone to her ear and the other worked desperately between her legs. His voice urged her on. "You're so bad ," he groaned, the words heavy with desire. "God, if I was there..." He let the idea hang long enough to tip her over the...

Added 30 Aug 2018 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 38 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,878 | 41 Comments

Cold Approach

She didn’t know his name. She didn’t know how old he was or where he lived or if he was married or what he did for a living or whether it was his first Corona or his seventh. He was alone, at least as far as she could tell. Then again, maybe his girlfriend had gone to the ladies room or outside for a cigarette. She'd already decided he probably had a very beautiful girlfriend who smoked and...

Added 29 Aug 2018 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 34 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,441 | 30 Comments

Editor's Pick Midsummer Nights

It might have seemed audacious to ask the woman they’d screwed over to do their wedding flowers, but Calvin and Ivy were desperate. Three florists had already cancelled on them, and the summer wedding season meant everyone else was already overbooked. With a mere two months remaining until the big day, they had next to no time to find the kind of florist that could make their...

Added 26 Jul 2018 | Category Cheating | Votes 50 | Avg Score 4.98 | Views 15,343 | 46 Comments

Recommended Read Everything

It was twenty seven minutes to two. Twenty seven minutes until I’d see him again. I’d deliberated over what to wear all week and even after getting dressed I’d changed three times. I’d done my makeup carefully; painstakingly trying to emanate online contouring tutorials. Letting out a breath, I frowned at my reflection. I was trying too hard. It bordered on ridiculous. I had far more...

Added 05 Jul 2018 | Category Masturbation | Votes 44 | Avg Score 4.93 | Views 9,085 | 28 Comments

Recommended Read Too Good

She was thinking of Marco again. Nike sighed. Leaning forward in her seat, she tried to engage in the buzzing restaurant table conversation but her mind kept wandering. She felt restless and exhausted all at once. She hadn’t slept properly for weeks; suffering from the kind of insomnia she’d usually get during the first few days of a vacation. But she wasn’t on vacation. Not anymore. Monaco...

Added 31 May 2018 | Category Reluctance | Votes 38 | Avg Score 5 | Views 14,518 | 26 Comments

Recommended Read Infinite Lust

Maia was back. She came back every summer and Arch never knew how to deal with it. It seemed fitting for her to reappear with blue skies and sunshine and yet her arrival wound him into something that took weeks to undo. She never stayed long. Just a few days. If he hadn’t paid attention, he might have even missed her. Just the edge of a pretty skirt or the swing of her dark hair. The...

Added 21 May 2018 | Category Reluctance | Votes 26 | Avg Score 4.92 | Views 9,781 | 19 Comments

Recommended Read Watch The Colours Change

There were twelve inches between them, give or take. She was curled in the passenger seat of his Audi, facing his way and just looking at him. Tyler didn’t know how long he could take it. He looked at everything except her. The streetlights lit up the dust on the dashboard. He’d switched off the car but the digital clock still glowed in the dark. He watched it until he had to blink. He...

Added 27 Apr 2018 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 28 | Avg Score 5 | Views 5,734 | 22 Comments

Editor's Pick Freefalling

Sometimes I wonder If traces of us Will still linger in The places we love If people will ever hear Echoing midnight laughter Dancing through the tired rooms Of uninspired hotels Where our worlds fade out Clothes following doubt Onto the laminate floor Unrelenting fingers digging Into the tanned sand of my skin Searching for a way in And I’ve missed the bliss Of your persistent kiss As you...

Added 16 Mar 2018 | Category Erotic Poems | Votes 42 | Avg Score 5 | Views 4,973 | 49 Comments

Editor's Pick Borderline Love

Lia wasn’t old enough to remember the wall being built and until recently, she’d never even been near it. Standing twenty feet tall and stretching hundreds of miles along the border, it separated the two countries perfectly. Khaki-uniformed soldiers patrolled at thirty feet intervals, sweating under the weight of heavy guns. It must have been a lonely job, Lia thought, standing alone in the...

Added 09 Feb 2018 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 43 | Avg Score 5 | Views 17,316 | 36 Comments

Stories Coauthored By browncoffee

Recommended Read Kiss Chasey

The warning bell breaks the silence, and my concentration. The soft, supposedly unobtrusive note chills my overheated body to the bone. Only ten seconds left. I’m okay. There’s plenty of time. I just have to block everything out and focus. I can’t block him out though. Knowing he’s watching me makes my body ache. It’s way worse than the burning exertion of my muscles. It chases away...

Added 11 Aug 2017 | Category First Time | Votes 28 | Avg Score 5 | Views 12,759 | 23 Comments

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Verbal
YOU HAVE A BOOK ON AMAZON!!! (Sorry for yelling.) How is it selling? I hit enter before adding a picture, and now I can't, so imagine something incredibly witty and/or childish in the space below.
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Lilly


Stopping by to say Hi. Hope all is well in your world.
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sweet_as_candy


Happy weekend, beautiful
23 days ago

apptobebad


Have a great day Hannah!
21 Sep 2018 10:37

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21 Sep 2018 07:02

vanessa26



Happy Birthday Hannah ( I realize I am a day late, but I still wanted to wish you happy birthday anyways!! ) I hope you had a great one!!
19 Sep 2018 22:28

19 Sep 2018 21:04
honeydipped




🎊 i hope your day was ABSOLUTELY delightful! 🎊
18 Sep 2018 12:54

ChrisM
Happy Birthday, Hannah.
18 Sep 2018 08:41

Green_Man
I hope you're having a lovely birthday, Hannah.
18 Sep 2018 07:48
kiera



Happy birthday xo
18 Sep 2018 04:50
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