About browncoffee


here to read and write, i'll add you as a friend if you're interesting. Trying to figure out if I can write for money 'cause that'd be fucking awesome. Also, am not white so you should know that from the off if it bothers you. My ancestors hail from a land-locked country in the middle east but I've been in England since the day I was conceived. I'm not rich. I'm actually kinda religious. Please don't try talking to me about racism or anything. I'm just a girl who wants to get by.

Hannah Blackbird
Relationship Status:
Married to the1987
none of your business, City of London, United Kingdom
Local Time:
28 May 2017 23:29
sport, reading, writing, cooking
Favorite Books:
whoa, too many
Favorite Authors:
again, whoa, too many
Favorite Movies:
nothing that came out recently - i've never set foot in a cinema
Favourite TV Shows:
everything - i watch tv like a drunk drinks
Favorite Music:
again everything - i listen to music like a junkie injects
but especially coldplay
and the chainsmokers


Date Joined:
30 Oct 2016
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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 28 May 2017 15:20

I'll have a Hannah. Will's poem is definitely worth checking out.

Topic: Horrible Advice for Talentless Authors
Posted: 28 May 2017 02:08

OF COURSE you can write a story from the opposite gender's point of view! How different can it be???

I've seen great examples of this tbh.

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 27 May 2017 15:06

On Monday May 22 a suicide bomber exploded a device outside the Manchester Arena as happy young people were leaving a concert by Arianna, killing 22 people and seriously injuring 59. Some commentators think that people should be outraged, others seek to blame all Muslims. But Mancunians are not like that, and people of all faiths and none stand united against hatred and violence. There have been public vigils and churches have opened their doors for all who wish to spend a few moments in thought and prayer, including my own church where many Muslims as well as Christians came in to light a candle or sign the book of condolence. Life will go on as normal in a city of many cultures and colours, and public events will take place as usual - tonight thousands will be at a pop concert at Old Trafford, the home of Manchester United Football Club, and tomorrow thousands more will take part in the Manchester 10k race to raise money for charities.

I'll have a pint of Joseph Holts mild please barman, and ask you to raise a glass with me to the citizens of Manchester, a truly great city.

Thank you for this eloquent and beautiful post. <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/bighugs.gif" alt="Big Hugs">

I'll raise a glass with you but mine will have to be water. It's late!

Topic: Moderator of the Month, for April
Posted: 26 May 2017 14:04

Congratulations to a wonderful person!

Topic: Naming the O
Posted: 26 May 2017 13:55

Claw-gasm. For when he's just not finishing and you have to dig your nails into his back in a clawlike fashion. Turns out someone DOES like a little pain. Heh.

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 26 May 2017 13:51

Rooting for good news for you, Lorenzo!

Topic: Comfort in significant other arms
Posted: 26 May 2017 06:37

I want to make a joke about something like 'arms' as in weapons but I can't think of anything. Boo.

Topic: Just wanted to ask a readers prespective,
Posted: 26 May 2017 06:35

Sasha is a girl's name to me. :)

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 26 May 2017 06:34

I'll have ice-cold lemonade, please.

Topic: Naming the O
Posted: 23 May 2017 14:24

How about the whoregasm? Makes a client think they've actually pleasured you. Lol.

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Editor's Pick Paperclip

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English Girl At Home

Hayley’s flat seemed quieter than usual. She locked the door behind her and leaned against it for a long moment, her eyes flickering around the small, square living room. Nothing had changed since she’d left but it seemed different somehow. A little colder, perhaps. A little lonelier. She turned on the television to see an old black and white Hitchcock playing. With a sigh, she turned the...

Added 15 Feb 2017 | Category BDSM | Votes 16 | Avg Score 5 | Views 6,018 | 17 Comments

Sugar - Part 3

There were seven of us in the kitchen; Robbie and me; my brother Charlie and his wife Rose; my parents, and for some inexplicable reason, Scott. I wished he would leave. I’d been saved from talking to him by Mom’s interception but I knew Robbie could sense something was up and Scott was making me feel highly uncomfortable. He leaned against the fridge, sipping champagne and gate-crashing on...

Added 14 Feb 2017 | Category Reluctance | Votes 15 | Avg Score 5 | Views 5,093 | 15 Comments

Sugar - Part 2

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Added 13 Feb 2017 | Category Reluctance | Votes 19 | Avg Score 5 | Views 5,922 | 18 Comments

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Added 09 Feb 2017 | Category Cheating | Votes 52 | Avg Score 5 | Views 8,242 | 47 Comments

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