Forum posts made by buckeyeinct

Topic The Ambidextrious Golfer
Posted 31 Aug 2015 20:05

Four guys used to meet several times a week at 6:30 AM to play golf. But after many years, one of them had to drop out. The club pro approached them one day and said "I see you guys need a fourth. If you don't mind playing with a woman, I know someone who is looking to play more. She used to play in college, and is still pretty good. Would you be interested in having her join you?"

The guys all looked at each other, nodded, and then said "yes".

"Good" said the pro. " I'll see if she can join you tomorrow at 6:30."

The next morning, she was there at 6:30, and they teed off. She shot a 2 under par round, and beat the other guys handily. The guys thought this couldn't happen again, so they invited her to play again the next time they played. "Remember, we tee off at 6:30", one of them said.

"I might be 15 minutes late, is that OK?"

"I suppose", they agreed, and left.

Next time they played she was there at 6:30, but this time she played Left handed, instead of right handed, as she had played the first time, but still beat them easily. Not to be outdone, they invited her back again. "Remember, 6:30 is our tee time", said one of them.

"OK, but I might be 15 minutes late, is that OK?"

"I suppose", they agreed, and left.

Next time the guys were ready at 6:30, but she was late, and showed up 15 minutes late. She was a bit flustered, and struggled to shoot even par, but still won. They invited her in for a beer after the round. After a few minuted they asked her how she got started playing golf.

"My dad taught me. That's when I found out I was ambidextrous."

"So how do you decide which way you will play"

"Well, that's kind of funny, really. Each morning before I leave the house, I peek under the covers at my hubby, who is still asleep. He sleeps in the nude, and if his willy is laying to the right, then I play right handed, and if it's laying to the left, then I play left handed."

Without thinking, one of the guys piped up "Well, what to you do it it's straight up?"

"That's why I'm 15 minutes late," she said with a smile.

Topic Body Painting
Posted 10 Aug 2015 14:39

Would love to see one of these out in public - especially from the rear.

Topic Your Momma was sexy! Vintage Pics
Posted 02 Jun 2015 11:28

Funny how Barbie Benton pictures never go out of style.

Topic Your Momma was sexy! Vintage Pics
Posted 27 Apr 2015 16:17

Topic what is your favorite movie quote
Posted 07 Mar 2015 16:20

One more:

Elwood:It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.

Jake: Hit it.

The Blues Brothers.

Topic what is your favorite movie quote
Posted 07 Mar 2015 16:02

And then there's that scene by Oscar in the original odd Couple Movie

"And you leave me these little notes. We're out of Corn Flakes. FU. It took me 3 weeks to figure
out that FU stood for Felix Unger."

Topic what is your favorite movie quote
Posted 07 Mar 2015 15:58

1. "And to make a long story short...."

"Too Late!" Response to Wadsworth, the Butler" in CLUE!

2. "Walk this way" - Many times in many movies - they all make me laugh

Topic Your Momma was sexy! Vintage Pics
Posted 26 Feb 2015 19:51

This thread deserves a bump

Topic Life at the Senior Center
Posted 10 Feb 2015 13:48

Bob is 85 and lives in a Senior Citizens Home.

Every night after dinner he goes to a secluded garden behind the home to sit and ponder his accomplishments and
long life.

One evening, Mildred, age 82, wanders into the garden. They begin to chat and before they know it, several hours have passed. After a short lull in their conversation, Bob turns to Mildred and asks, "Do you know what I miss most of all?"

She asks, "What?''

"Sex" he replies.

Mildred exclaims, "Why you old toot. You couldn't get it up if I held a gun to your head!"

"I know," Bob says, "but it would be nice if a woman could just hold it for a while."

"Well, I can oblige," says Mildred, who unzips his trousers, removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it. Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night in the garden where they would sit and talk and Mildred would hold Bob's thingie.

Then one night Bob didn't show up at their usual meeting place. Alarmed, Mildred decided to find him and make sure he was O.K.

She walked around the Senior Citizen Home where she found him sitting by the pool with Ethel, another female resident, who was holding Bob's little Pal.

Furious, Mildred yelled, "You two-timing son-of-a-gun!! What does Ethel have that I don't have?"

Old Bob smiled happily and replied, "Parkinson's"

Topic Your Momma was sexy! Vintage Pics
Posted 11 Jan 2015 14:59

Is it my imagination, or were nipples cuter "back in the day"?

Topic Would you lick her pussy after you came in?
Posted 07 Jan 2015 11:44

I was willing to, but wife wouldn't let me.

Topic Your Momma was sexy! Vintage Pics
Posted 29 Dec 2014 15:21

Man -

Wall paper like that in the last picture could only be from the 70's!

Topic Senior moments.
Posted 06 Dec 2014 13:57

I can relate to the above comments, but they all remind me of a joke my mother told me when my Dad retired.

A retired couple went to see a doctor for a checkup and some aging advice. He replied by saying that his most important suggestion was to write yourself a note. They both nodded, and said they thought it was a good idea.

That night they were watching TV, when between shows, the wife says "I am going to get myself some Ice Cream. Do you want anything?"

"Yes, a dish of Ice Cream would be nice. Better write yourself a note" replied her husband.

"I don't need a note to remember a dish of Ice Cream" she said. "Anything else?"

"Some chocolate sauce would be good too"

And with that she went to the kitchen. She came out several minutes later, and handed her husband a plate of fried eggs.

Her husband took the plate, and replied "See, I told you you should have written a note"

"Why?" was her reply.

"You forgot the bacon!"

Topic A foggy day...
Posted 25 Oct 2014 22:55

A Commuter Airline flight was approaching Seattle when the fog rolled in. Unable to see the ground, the pilot began to circle
in a holding pattern until he was becoming low on fuel. As it was a small plane, the passengers could see what the pilot was doing
in the cockpit. While circling, he slowly descended until they started to go under the fog, and discovered he was circling a building.
Inside the building was a man watching the circling plane.

The pilot still wasn't sure of his location, so he slid open his cockpit window, and yelled to the man "Where am I?"

"In an Airplane" was the reply from the man in the building.

The pilot immediately straightened out his flight, flew a few miles, and made a perfect landing. The passengers applauded the
landing, and when they got off, one of them asked the pilot how he knew where the airport was.

"Simple", replied the pilot. "When the man in the building said I was in an airplane, the answer was both 100% correct
and completely useless. I then knew we were circling Microsoft Technical Support. The airport is 5 miles due east of there."

Topic Your Momma was sexy! Vintage Pics
Posted 23 Aug 2014 20:57

What a hot topic - natural boobs, and hairy pussies. There have to be more of them out there!

Thanks to all that have submitted them.

Topic Yoga Pants
Posted 20 Jul 2014 13:56 (1).jpg

She's wearing yoga pants?????

Topic Name a public place you have always wanted to have sex
Posted 06 Jun 2014 20:28

Any beach in the moonlight.

Topic Old Couple's Sex Therapy
Posted 26 May 2014 22:01

I love this joke. Told it to one of my golf buddies, who is in his 70's and he started laughing when I started the beginning of the response to the doctor. By the time I got to the $42 back from Medicare, I thought I was going to have to help him up!

Topic Your Momma was sexy! Vintage Pics
Posted 27 Apr 2014 12:57

What A Great bush! Wish there were more posts to this thread.

Topic Sexy Matures
Posted 17 Apr 2014 17:42

gorgeous lady , loved wanking over her pic

Yes she is - have seen her beautiful face and body here many times, and never get tired of it.

Topic Your Momma was sexy! Vintage Pics
Posted 26 Mar 2014 21:56

That's just the way Ward Cleaver preferred to be greeted when he got home from work!

Topic Bedroom Golf
Posted 15 Jan 2014 22:11

I don't think this new, but being a golfer I love it....

Rules of Bedroom Golf

1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play.
2. Play must be permitted by the owner of the hole.
3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out.
4. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins.
5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole.
6. The object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the course owner is satisfied that play is completed. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play the course again.
7. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival at the course. The experienced player will normally take time to admire the entire course with special attention to well-formed bunkers.
8. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played, or are currently playing, to the owner of the course being played. Angry course owners have been known to damage players' equipment for this reason.
9. Players are encouraged to bring proper rain gear for their own protection.
10. Players should ensure that the match has been properly scheduled, particularly when a new course is being played for the first time. Previous players have been known to become irate if they discover someone else playing on what they considered to be a private course.
11. Players should not assume a course is in shape for play at all times. Some players may be embarrassed if they find the course to be temporarily under repair. Players are advised to be extremely tactful in this situation. More advanced players will find alternative means of play when this is the case.
12. The course owner is responsible for manicuring and pruning any bush around the hole to allow for improved viewing of alignment with, and approach to the hole.
13. Players are advised to obtain the course owner's permission before attempting to play the back nine.
14. Slow play is encouraged. However, players should be prepared to proceed at a quicker pace, at least temporarily, at the course owner's request.
15. It is considered outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the same hole several times in one match.

Topic have you masturbated at your work place ever
Posted 11 Dec 2013 21:03

Is the pope catholic?

Topic Sexy Matures
Posted 11 Dec 2013 15:05 (17).jpg

Aren't nudist resorts a great place. Love the pic.

Topic Camel Toe beauty?
Posted 02 Sep 2013 10:58

Or maybe this? (4)_full.jpeg

Topic Camel Toe beauty?
Posted 02 Sep 2013 10:56

Is this what you had in mind?

Topic Your Momma was sexy! Vintage Pics
Posted 27 Aug 2013 16:52

Honey, does this suit make my a$$ look fat?

Seriously, I love the old pics with the natural looks in all ways. Keep them coming, please

Topic Your Momma was sexy! Vintage Pics
Posted 23 Jul 2013 20:14

This has been posted earlier, but it fascinates me. There has to be a good story behind it. I like to think it was taken at a Nudist Camp (now we call them resorts). Maybe it's just me, but I seem to see mom/dau similarities between the women in the front row, and those standing behind them. Am I the only one?

Topic Guys your feelings on pubic hair on women
Posted 05 May 2013 19:01

Not sure why, but prefer a good full bush. bald is nice, but the sight of a full bush that is neatly trimmed is a real turn on for me.

Topic What's for dinner tonight?
Posted 28 Feb 2013 21:19

Pesto coated Salmon. Excellent