About Burquette

Biography

I write hot damn sex.

Name:
Ava Burquette
Sex:
Female 
Sign:
Leo
Relationship Status:
Married
Orientation:
Bisexual
Location:
Local Time:
20 Jul 2018 18:23
Interests:
Writing and analyzing writing. Trying to telepathically communicate with the backyard animals. Kissing girls.
Favorite Books:
Charlotte's Web, To Kill a Mockingbird, The Hot Zone, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, A Tale of Two Cities
Favorite Authors:
E.B. White, Charles Dickens, Jane Austen, H.P. Lovecraft, Kurt Vonnegut, J.K. Rowling
Favorite Movies:
Labyrinth, the Alien series, The Godfather, Jaws, The Matrix, Tipping the Velvet, Heavenly Creatures, Quills, The Terminator
Favourite TV Shows:
Ghost Adventures and way too much partisan news.
Favorite Music:
Amy Winehouse, Portishead, Kansas, Adele, Judy Garland, Sir Sly
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Topic: Gimme a dirty limerick... maybe win GOLD!
Posted: 19 Jul 2018 08:52

I just love all you guys so much! <img src="/images/emoticons/love8.gif" alt="love8">

Topic: Gimme a dirty limerick... maybe win GOLD!
Posted: 19 Jul 2018 06:40

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose cock was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
as he wiped off his chin
If my mouth were a cunt I would fuck it


#69

Could you give me another number? 69 is taken (There's a list of taken numbers in the opening post).

Topic: The Rage Cage
Posted: 18 Jul 2018 18:50



Jerk-offs. Maybe a sinkhole will swallow them and their belongings. I'll start digging. They might suspect you. <img src="/images/emoticons/bighugs.gif" alt="Big Hugs">

<img src="/images/emoticons/hugs.gif" alt="Hugs">

Topic: Gimme a dirty limerick... maybe win GOLD!
Posted: 18 Jul 2018 12:31

Now this right old man was a sick 'un
He had a dozen hen ripe for the pickin'
He'd chase 'em around
With his trousers pulled down
And he'd say "Whatsa matter, you chicken?"

I will take 6

LOL! This is definitely a limerick. And I like it better than the other one.

Topic: Myers Briggs Personality Test
Posted: 18 Jul 2018 11:45

I'm INFP, -A/-T

85% Introverted
74% Intuitive
57% Feeling
67% Tactics
81% Turbulent (hence the Xanax)

The mediator, they say.

Topic: Realism in erotica
Posted: 18 Jul 2018 11:20

I think that yes, all three are reasonable and realistic.

Slut/whore isn't always negative in a sexual situation. You're getting a BJ... "Yes, take it... take it...." Your dick probes into her tight throat. "You beautiful, fucking whore."

Same with with cum-hungry. I can honestly say I've never used that term in real life, but I have said, "Baby, come over. I'm hungry for you."

The act of the BJ and the taste isn't what I enjoy. It's his reaction. And I have made a show of begging for the opportunity to give one, just because I knew it would drive him nuts.

Topic: Gimme a dirty limerick... maybe win GOLD!
Posted: 18 Jul 2018 11:08

A man who was hung like a horse
He wanted a lady of course
She smiled at her Mick
As she licked his big dick
He came in her mouth yes of course

And just pick a number (that hasn't been taken) between 1 and 100, and you're in the drawing for GOLD! <img src="/images/emoticons/tea.gif" alt="tea">

Topic: The Rage Cage
Posted: 18 Jul 2018 11:05



https://galoremag.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/galore_mag_bananas_jan72015.gif

Freddie would not approve. Try the old slip-on-the-banana-peal trick. That should keep those rotten neighbours away.

They'd definitely sue.

I never hate anyone and I hate these people. They like to pick on my wife.

Topic: The Rage Cage
Posted: 18 Jul 2018 09:06

Fuck all the way off.

Airhorns and honking and yard debris blown on our property, and trespassing....

But the cop comes back and asks that we stop looking at you.

No problem, Ogre.

Topic: Potus45 - Will he be impeached?
Posted: 18 Jul 2018 08:54



You may be right. They may be wrong. We'll all have to wait till November to find out.

But some polls have suggested that the "enthusiasm gap" that was supposed to be the indicator of a Blue Wave election has faded to next to nothing.

This from March:

https://www.realclearpolitics.com/2018/03/15/enthusiasm_gap_may_turn_blue_wave_into_a_tsunami_437177.html

This from May:

https://www.rollcall.com/news/opinion/november-elections-democrats-republicans

As for me, my crystal ball is still in the shop.

The blue wave is, in large part, about getting new voters to register. So, it's very hard to poll for that.

I wouldn't bother a crystal ball about this. It would just tell you the future was hazy.

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It was the evening before Flora's wedding and she had been cloistered for six days. She was the one who insisted she follow the traditions of her mother: no one would see her until the day of her wedding and then, only shrouded until her husband came to her in the wedding chamber. It meant she didn't need to meet the Veilanders when they came nor respond to Prince Julian's magnetism until he...

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I’m good at my job. That’s what got me into trouble. The New York State Library found a partial copy of William Blake's First Book of Urizen , and they called a team of experts to authenticate it. I was one of those experts and I was the only one to identify it as a clever fake. It turns out, I was right. That’s what made me famous in the world of rare book antiquities. Six months later,...

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They met in an online, sex chat room. It was Andrea’s first visit and she almost left thirty seconds after she created her profile. Six private messages popped up on her screen. Hey beautiful. Want 2 fuck? I’m 9 inches and ready to go. Hard and hot 4 u. Hi, Baby. A/S/L? Do u cbr? Gonna cum all over you. “What am I doing?” Andrea said aloud in her empty apartment. This...

Added 24 Apr 2017 | Category Seduction | Votes 61 | Avg Score 5 | Views 8,116 | 46 Comments

Recommended Read Dirty Dog

The mare reared and hovered, her eyes so wide that the whites shone all the way around. Foam stood out on her flanks. When, finally, she let gravity win, she turned to shield her foal from the eyes of the men that stood on the other side of the fence. They were so distracted by the spectacle, they didn't see Sally until she stepped between them on the fence line. When she spoke, her voice...

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Editor's Pick It's Never Just a Fuck

Criss-crossed and knotted, cutting and cut, the binding rope Holds me, folds me, remolds me to a creature of chains And locks. A creature of silent craving, biting my gag . I’m never so much myself, as when you fasten the collar . My Sade. My Rousseau. My love, wielding the whip . Do not let me go until you come .   Cord and steel holds me together until you come To me....

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Zee walked into the bar like she owned it. Like she owned it and wanted to burn it down. She strode over to the pretty, green-eyed bartender without acknowledging the five men gawking at her. "Where is she?" Zee demanded. "You know, if you gave me your cell phone number I could call you when she comes in," said the bartender. Zee usually liked the tease in her voice but tonight, she was...

Added 08 Jan 2017 | Category Fantasy & Sci-Fi | Votes 27 | Avg Score 5 | Views 3,744 | 20 Comments

Editor's Pick Fifteen Shopping Days 'Till Christmas

Santa's hand slipped up the inside of my thigh. He had taken off his wooly mittens so he could caress the skin; my pussy pulsed into a low throb. But, just before he reached the apex--and with an enormous effort on my part--I moved a step away. I pretended to straighten an ornament on the fake Christmas tree. "Knock it off, Saint Nick," I said in a low, indulgent tone. "We still have four...

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Editor's Pick Series Award Trading Favors

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Held in Dreams
Held in Dreams

Elaine is an ordinary human with ordinary dreams, maybe a little too shy for her own good. At least that's what she tells herself, until she is kidnapped off of a city bus by a strange and charismatic man named Ghalib who has come looking specifically for her. Ghalib definitely isn't ordinary. He...

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