About Burquette


I write hot damn sex.

Ava Burquette
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20 Jul 2018 18:23
Writing and analyzing writing. Trying to telepathically communicate with the backyard animals. Kissing girls.
Favorite Books:
Charlotte's Web, To Kill a Mockingbird, The Hot Zone, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, A Tale of Two Cities
Favorite Authors:
E.B. White, Charles Dickens, Jane Austen, H.P. Lovecraft, Kurt Vonnegut, J.K. Rowling
Favorite Movies:
Labyrinth, the Alien series, The Godfather, Jaws, The Matrix, Tipping the Velvet, Heavenly Creatures, Quills, The Terminator
Favourite TV Shows:
Ghost Adventures and way too much partisan news.
Favorite Music:
Amy Winehouse, Portishead, Kansas, Adele, Judy Garland, Sir Sly


Date Joined:
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Topic: Gimme a dirty limerick... maybe win GOLD!
Posted: 19 Jul 2018 08:52

I just love all you guys so much! <img src="/images/emoticons/love8.gif" alt="love8">

Topic: Gimme a dirty limerick... maybe win GOLD!
Posted: 19 Jul 2018 06:40

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose cock was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
as he wiped off his chin
If my mouth were a cunt I would fuck it


Could you give me another number? 69 is taken (There's a list of taken numbers in the opening post).

Topic: The Rage Cage
Posted: 18 Jul 2018 18:50

Jerk-offs. Maybe a sinkhole will swallow them and their belongings. I'll start digging. They might suspect you. <img src="/images/emoticons/bighugs.gif" alt="Big Hugs">

<img src="/images/emoticons/hugs.gif" alt="Hugs">

Topic: Gimme a dirty limerick... maybe win GOLD!
Posted: 18 Jul 2018 12:31

Now this right old man was a sick 'un
He had a dozen hen ripe for the pickin'
He'd chase 'em around
With his trousers pulled down
And he'd say "Whatsa matter, you chicken?"

I will take 6

LOL! This is definitely a limerick. And I like it better than the other one.

Topic: Myers Briggs Personality Test
Posted: 18 Jul 2018 11:45

I'm INFP, -A/-T

85% Introverted
74% Intuitive
57% Feeling
67% Tactics
81% Turbulent (hence the Xanax)

The mediator, they say.

Topic: Realism in erotica
Posted: 18 Jul 2018 11:20

I think that yes, all three are reasonable and realistic.

Slut/whore isn't always negative in a sexual situation. You're getting a BJ... "Yes, take it... take it...." Your dick probes into her tight throat. "You beautiful, fucking whore."

Same with with cum-hungry. I can honestly say I've never used that term in real life, but I have said, "Baby, come over. I'm hungry for you."

The act of the BJ and the taste isn't what I enjoy. It's his reaction. And I have made a show of begging for the opportunity to give one, just because I knew it would drive him nuts.

Topic: Gimme a dirty limerick... maybe win GOLD!
Posted: 18 Jul 2018 11:08

A man who was hung like a horse
He wanted a lady of course
She smiled at her Mick
As she licked his big dick
He came in her mouth yes of course

And just pick a number (that hasn't been taken) between 1 and 100, and you're in the drawing for GOLD! <img src="/images/emoticons/tea.gif" alt="tea">

Topic: The Rage Cage
Posted: 18 Jul 2018 11:05


Freddie would not approve. Try the old slip-on-the-banana-peal trick. That should keep those rotten neighbours away.

They'd definitely sue.

I never hate anyone and I hate these people. They like to pick on my wife.

Topic: The Rage Cage
Posted: 18 Jul 2018 09:06

Fuck all the way off.

Airhorns and honking and yard debris blown on our property, and trespassing....

But the cop comes back and asks that we stop looking at you.

No problem, Ogre.

Topic: Potus45 - Will he be impeached?
Posted: 18 Jul 2018 08:54

You may be right. They may be wrong. We'll all have to wait till November to find out.

But some polls have suggested that the "enthusiasm gap" that was supposed to be the indicator of a Blue Wave election has faded to next to nothing.

This from March:


This from May:


As for me, my crystal ball is still in the shop.

The blue wave is, in large part, about getting new voters to register. So, it's very hard to poll for that.

I wouldn't bother a crystal ball about this. It would just tell you the future was hazy.

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Recommended Read Virgin. Whore. Mother. Queen: The Whore.

It was the evening before Flora's wedding and she had been cloistered for six days. She was the one who insisted she follow the traditions of her mother: no one would see her until the day of her wedding and then, only shrouded until her husband came to her in the wedding chamber. It meant she didn't need to meet the Veilanders when they came nor respond to Prince Julian's magnetism until he...

Added 08 Oct 2017 | Category Group Sex | Votes 27 | Avg Score 4.96 | Views 11,936 | 19 Comments

Editor's Pick Gutenberg

I’m good at my job. That’s what got me into trouble. The New York State Library found a partial copy of William Blake's First Book of Urizen , and they called a team of experts to authenticate it. I was one of those experts and I was the only one to identify it as a clever fake. It turns out, I was right. That’s what made me famous in the world of rare book antiquities. Six months later,...

Added 16 Sep 2017 | Category Reluctance | Votes 69 | Avg Score 4.98 | Views 24,043 | 51 Comments

Recommended Read Virgin, Whore, Mother, Queen: The Virgin

When Flora was fifteen, her father, the king, lost half of his weight. When she was sixteen, he couldn't rise from the bed. That's when the suitors started to arrive. Men from every part of the world. Old men and young men. Men who were royal and men who claimed to be. Flora watched yet another bannered procession leaving the palace from her bedroom window. She felt a soft hand on her...

Added 16 May 2017 | Category Bisexual | Votes 32 | Avg Score 4.93 | Views 8,619 | 22 Comments

Recommended Read The Limitations of an Online Relationship

They met in an online, sex chat room. It was Andrea’s first visit and she almost left thirty seconds after she created her profile. Six private messages popped up on her screen. Hey beautiful. Want 2 fuck? I’m 9 inches and ready to go. Hard and hot 4 u. Hi, Baby. A/S/L? Do u cbr? Gonna cum all over you. “What am I doing?” Andrea said aloud in her empty apartment. This...

Added 24 Apr 2017 | Category Seduction | Votes 61 | Avg Score 5 | Views 8,116 | 46 Comments

Recommended Read Dirty Dog

The mare reared and hovered, her eyes so wide that the whites shone all the way around. Foam stood out on her flanks. When, finally, she let gravity win, she turned to shield her foal from the eyes of the men that stood on the other side of the fence. They were so distracted by the spectacle, they didn't see Sally until she stepped between them on the fence line. When she spoke, her voice...

Added 01 Apr 2017 | Category Interracial | Votes 39 | Avg Score 5 | Views 11,778 | 24 Comments

Editor's Pick It's Never Just a Fuck

Criss-crossed and knotted, cutting and cut, the binding rope Holds me, folds me, remolds me to a creature of chains And locks. A creature of silent craving, biting my gag . I’m never so much myself, as when you fasten the collar . My Sade. My Rousseau. My love, wielding the whip . Do not let me go until you come .   Cord and steel holds me together until you come To me....

Added 24 Mar 2017 | Category Erotic Poems | Votes 54 | Avg Score 5 | Views 6,287 | 49 Comments

Recommended Read Passion

Zee walked into the bar like she owned it. Like she owned it and wanted to burn it down. She strode over to the pretty, green-eyed bartender without acknowledging the five men gawking at her. "Where is she?" Zee demanded. "You know, if you gave me your cell phone number I could call you when she comes in," said the bartender. Zee usually liked the tease in her voice but tonight, she was...

Added 08 Jan 2017 | Category Fantasy & Sci-Fi | Votes 27 | Avg Score 5 | Views 3,744 | 20 Comments

Editor's Pick Fifteen Shopping Days 'Till Christmas

Santa's hand slipped up the inside of my thigh. He had taken off his wooly mittens so he could caress the skin; my pussy pulsed into a low throb. But, just before he reached the apex--and with an enormous effort on my part--I moved a step away. I pretended to straighten an ornament on the fake Christmas tree. "Knock it off, Saint Nick," I said in a low, indulgent tone. "We still have four...

Added 11 Dec 2016 | Category Quickie Sex | Votes 54 | Avg Score 5 | Views 21,674 | 42 Comments

Editor's Pick Series Award Trading Favors

I didn't know much about Phillip Sterling before I went to meet with the board of his charitable foundation. They had awarded Tom Bavington, the head of my lab, an enormous grant for his work in cancer research. The board requested that a representative of the lab present an overview of our work prior to the monetary award being given. Unfortunately, Tom decided to go skiing the weekend...

Added 02 Feb 2016 | Category Seduction | Votes 63 | Avg Score 5 | Views 40,596 | 37 Comments

Series Award Trading More Favors: A Second Encounter

After a night of the kinkiest sex I had ever had and a weekend to think about it, I was relieved to go back to work on Monday. Tom Bavington, the head of the lab where I worked, came home from the hospital over the weekend and was in his office when I got to the research building. He couldn't move around well; he was on crutches and his cast over his broken leg was huge. I left him alone to...

Added 13 Feb 2016 | Category Seduction | Votes 40 | Avg Score 5 | Views 14,285 | 27 Comments

eBooks Published By Burquette

Held in Dreams
Held in Dreams

Elaine is an ordinary human with ordinary dreams, maybe a little too shy for her own good. At least that's what she tells herself, until she is kidnapped off of a city bus by a strange and charismatic man named Ghalib who has come looking specifically for her. Ghalib definitely isn't ordinary. He...

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To all that sleep beneath the deep
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