Forum posts made by buz

Topic Past Lives?
Posted 08 Dec 2016 07:21


See, you used to be a duck. Just feel grateful you're a human now.

Topic Democrat and Republican Party Swap?
Posted 08 Dec 2016 07:19

It all has to do with who their megacorporate campaign donors are and which lobbyists are filling their pockets. Currently, Elected Democrats are actually doing a better job of increasing their wealth after serving a couple of terms in office. Though Republicans are not doing bad in that department either.

None of them are doing anything for anyone just for the good of their heart. Representation is a service for pay.

For instance the North Dakota pipeline. Republican interests will make a fortune if it is built. In the meantime, Democrat interests have been making a fortune transporting that by railway, owned by Warren Buffet's corporation, mega-donor to the Democrats.

Follow the money trails... both Republican and Democrat parties are corrupt to the core. Then they sell a smoke screen to the voting public.

Topic Why You May Want to Rethink Grooming Your Pubic Hair
Posted 08 Dec 2016 06:53

This is terrifying news! So, you mean that my blue dyed, spiked pubic Mohawk will give me an STD? I wonder which one?

What about folks who've been growing real long Duck Dynasty balls beards? Heard some of them use cream rinse and brush 'em til they're real soft. Will that cause an STD?

And gee, all I thought that happened when women had a little landing strip is that tiny airplanes would land in their panties. Those little propellers could be dangerous. Probably little twin engine planes and that keeps those trim little strips well groomed.

Topic A Blowjob Cafe Staffed by Sex Robots Is Opening in London
Posted 06 Dec 2016 16:18

You don't have to cuddle sex robots after. Not talking

Posted 06 Dec 2016 15:47

Happy Birthday! occasion5 occasion7 occasion4 occasion1 party002

Topic American news media - watchdog or lapdogs?
Posted 06 Dec 2016 10:58

American mainstream news media are mostly lapdogs. Fox News has their head buried up the far right's asshole so far that they have no objectivity whatsoever. In fact, Fox News should be considered the official mouthpiece of rightwing propaganda. Of course, CNBC, MSNBC, basically anything NBC, is the exact opposite of Fox News, a far left propaganda machine without any semblance of professional journalism – nothing but a leftwing PR machine.

For my opinion, I have to disagree with Verbal on the NY Times. Not as bad as the NBC TV networks, but not much true objectivity.

It's so easy to see the bias in the Huffington Post.

I generally watch CNN/HLN for TV news. Though they lean left of true objectivity, still better than most. I also read the Wall Street Journal.

But really, as for as the true non-partisan journalistic professionalism that used to exist in America, it's been dead a long time.

When it comes to political reporting, there is no non-biased views being presented in the American media. Much of it just being pure political propaganda for either the right or the left.


I sure wish Donald Trump would grow up and act mature. His responses to the media and any criticism are like an insecure 7th grade boy. But being 70 years old, I don't think he can change. What a whiny brat!

Topic Moderator of the Month for November
Posted 06 Dec 2016 06:47

Thanks, Callisto! You've been a rock on the mod team and we have really appreciated all that you've done.

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 05 Dec 2016 06:06

Rumpy, my wife is of half Cajun heritage. Her other half is mostly from French immigrants in the very early 1800s. So Cajuns being from the Canadian French, she's pretty much, in general, all French descent. But something about those Cajuns, strong willed, stubborn and love to party, seems to be what she inherited the most.

Time for a Bloody Mary and a black coffee. Maybe a Louisiana-style coffee, strong as hell.

Topic i really like lush but they are now playing politics and locked my threads because I support Trump
Posted 05 Dec 2016 06:00

Obviously. He seemed like he was making fun of the OP.

I said what I said to suggest that people don't appreciate being made fun of.

Have a sense of humor. If people can't learn to laugh at their own whining that's their problem. And actually, my post wasn't aimed at anyone in particular, as this thread has gone so far off subject it's a real mess. If I were being some kind of control freak as you insinuate I'd have shut the thing down. But I haven't interfered with anyone saying whatever they want here, right?

In my nearly five years as a mod I've only shut down one thread and that's because of some members fighting to the point of flagrantly violating rules. Otherwise, I can state my opinion like any other member. And anyone that knows me, knows most things I post are in jest.


Topic i really like lush but they are now playing politics and locked my threads because I support Trump
Posted 04 Dec 2016 20:09

Maybe we should rename this thread 'Neck deep in a river of bullshit'
or 'I just wanna whine and cry until I get my way but I'll whine anyhow'?


Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 04 Dec 2016 20:02

"Shoot low, boys – they're ridin' Shetland ponies"
– Lewis Grizzard

Time for a night cap...

Topic How does if feel if you dont cum for a long time?
Posted 04 Dec 2016 07:05

You get a low aching in your balls. If some chick has given you a good teasing and you've been aroused for a while without cumming, you'll get blue balls. Those really ache and drive you crazy. The only cure is to cum.

Topic What Two words Describe Person Above You?
Posted 02 Dec 2016 15:57

Very tempting!

Topic How do I tell a friend that I want to have sex with her?
Posted 02 Dec 2016 15:56

Offer her a coffee...

Topic i really like lush but they are now playing politics and locked my threads because I support Trump
Posted 02 Dec 2016 12:29

Them titties got a five o'clock shadow. Tater knockers!


A nice change up for this thread... beat_deadhorse


Topic The person above you is a high school teacher. What do they teach?
Posted 02 Dec 2016 11:56

Librarian for the naughty in school suspension kids.

Topic The True Face of Batman
Posted 02 Dec 2016 11:51

You gotta love the Batmobiles. Even that original 1960s TV series Batmobile has a fun campy cool quality.

Topic i really like lush but they are now playing politics and locked my threads because I support Trump
Posted 02 Dec 2016 11:35

The political threads were all in the Think Tank, so that's acceptable according to the site guidelines you mention.
There are many active threads that contain much hate & disrespect - and rhetoric not backed up by facts - only need a quick perusal to see that.
What's the problem with asking for explanation about how the site is managed, especially when it seems rather inconsistent?

No, we do a good job of keeping it consistent. Those who go overboard and get abusive may not want to admit that when they get called down, have their post deleted or thread locked.

And on this, it is not a debate. When the moderators warn someone to tone it down or quit doing something, we mean it and will take the appropriate action if it is not heeded.

Topic i really like lush but they are now playing politics and locked my threads because I support Trump
Posted 02 Dec 2016 09:46

The Lushstories Chat was not established for political purposes, hence the word 'Lush' in Only The Think Tank in this Forum is available for any political debate and discussion. If a thread gets too hateful and disrespectful it will be locked. If a thread is started to spew nonsensical rhetoric that can't be backed up in fact, it will end up being blocked. A thread that is a tirade against how this site is managed is not allowed. These type threads are likely to be deleted.

Lushstories is a private enterprise. You can join and abide by the rules and principles of this site. If someone abuses their privileges here, they can be suspended or deleted.

If your primary motive is political discussion and tirade, I suggest you join one of the thousands of political blogs available on the internet.

Now move on.

Topic i really like lush but they are now playing politics and locked my threads because I support Trump
Posted 01 Dec 2016 19:10

Disparaging politicians is an age-honored American tradition which seems to be shared throughout western society. It's part of FREE SPEECH! So getting your panties in a wad every time someone on Lush, which on average is quite liberal, dumps on the tRumpster, you're going to be in for one miserable experience.

So grow up and quit whining.

And if you want respect, make intelligent statements that are backed up in fact and common sense. New Forum threads should be titled in a sensible way.

Topic Can you really ever stop loving someone after a relationship is over?
Posted 01 Dec 2016 18:56

Yes. What was their name again?

Topic Do any women like watching a penis erection grow? Or pumping? or inflating?
Posted 01 Dec 2016 18:54

I would think any sensible woman would not want to put some inflatable full of gas into their pussy, knowing that if it sprung a leak they could end up in the emergency room.

Topic Current Favourite TV Shows
Posted 01 Dec 2016 18:41

Most recently I've been enjoying HBO's Westworld. Other than that I've mostly been watching sports or documentaries (history, science or crime). I usually read while my wife watches her favorite shows. She likes stuff like Dancing With The Stars, The Voice, etc. but she is good about watching football with me or going to football games.

Topic Writing Good Sex Deserves Respect
Posted 01 Dec 2016 06:42

At this, Eliza and Ezra rolled together into the one giggling snowball of full-figured copulation, screaming and shouting as they playfully bit and pulled at each other in a dangerous and clamorous rollercoaster coil of sexually violent rotation with Eliza’s breasts barrel-rolled across Ezra’s howling mouth and the pained frenzy of his bulbous salutation extenuating his excitement as it whacked and smacked its way into every muscle of Eliza’s body except for the otherwise central zone.

Topic The True Face of Batman
Posted 30 Nov 2016 18:58

He's too pretty to be Batman. Unless he toughens up, Underdog will pee on his leg.

Robin: Holy dog piss, Batman! UnderDog has peed on your leg!

Batman: I didn't know UnderDog was a deity?

Robin: He is in Canada.

Batman: Oh. Well, don't just stand there Robin, get me out of these wet Batsocks.

Robin: Holy hell, do I have to? They're all wet and soggy.

Batman: Yes, and then go get me a clean pair of Batsocks out of the trunk of the Batmobile.

Robin: Speaking of Batmobile, you're getting a parking ticket.

Batman: A parking ticket? It's not MeterMaid is it?

Robin: Holy Cop! It is MeterMaid!

Batman: Quick Robin, let's run for our lives!

Robin: C'mon Batman, don't get those panties you wear on the outside of yout tights in a wad, it's just a parking ticket.

Topic Puzzle: Prisoners & Hats
Posted 30 Nov 2016 18:50

For wearing those particular hats, well, it's the firing squad for them. They'll be Red Ryder BB Gunned into submission.

Topic The person above you is a high school teacher. What do they teach?
Posted 30 Nov 2016 14:09

The History of the Middle Ages. She knows a lot about dungeons.

Topic Godzilla or King Kong?
Posted 30 Nov 2016 12:18

I think the voting here is rigged.

If Godzilla wins the popular vote, but King Kong wins the Electoral College, I'm gonna be pissed.

Yeah, that happens a lot in elections when you get a monkey vs a lizard. haha

Topic Guys do you prefer a girl completely naked or with something sexy on?
Posted 29 Nov 2016 17:28

What Buz is saying, is that he's always in the mood for a girl dressed up in a T-Rex

Fucker likes to go all Mesozoic. It's a frightening kind of rutting.

T-Rex Bang A Gong! Get it on. Bang A Gong! eat