Forum posts made by buz

Topic What did you have for breakfast?
Posted 23 Oct 2016 09:09

Biscuits & gravy, sausage, black coffee.

Topic why do females find anal intercourse fun
Posted 23 Oct 2016 09:08

cause circus music plays when you put your penis in my poop chute. i mean, what's more fun than circus music!

Girls just wanna have fun!

Topic 18.5 Inch Trojan Horse Huge Dildo
Posted 23 Oct 2016 08:53

I made a large penis lamp once as a gag gift. It had a nudie silhouette lamp shade.

No doubt this horse cock dildo could be made into a lamp.

Topic February Fast Approaches... Donald Trump is being taken seriously... Should we be TERRIFIED???
Posted 22 Oct 2016 09:03

Donald Trump's stand on some issues:

Climate Change: It is a hoax.

Immigration and Refugees: Deport all undocumented individuals. Freeze green cards. Ban all Muslims from entering the United States, at least temporarily.

Islamic State and Iraq: Send U.S. ground troops to target oil-rich areas.

Abortion: Pro-life, but allow in cases of rape, incest, or danger to the mother or child

Should the government continue to fund Planned Parenthood? No, and the government should not give funds to any organizations that perform abortions

Legalization of same sex marriage? No

Should a business be able to deny service to a customer if the request conflicts with the owner’s religious beliefs? Yes

Should health insurance providers be required to offer free birth control? No

Should “gender identity” be added to anti-discrimination laws? No

Death penalty: Yes

Should the military allow women to serve in combat roles? Yes, as long as they can pass the same physical tests as men

Should gay couples have the same adoption rights as straight couples? No, and gay couples should not be able to adopt children

'Birthright US citizenship' meaning that children of immigrants or any other non-citizen within the USA are US citizens by being born on US soil. End it

The Affordable Healthcare Act (Obamacare): No (he says he will propose a health plan that will return authority to the states and operate under free market principles)

Topic Who should be the next US president?
Posted 21 Oct 2016 16:18

I have yet to understand the massive distrust and dislike of Hillary Clinton. I lump her in with most career politicians. This leaves me wondering if it would make any difference to the people who despise her if she was a man. I'm not accusing anyone of sexism, but it seems like the only differential in this whole mess.

Politifact rates Hillary Clinton as lying 13% of the time. That is normally a very high percentage. It is just that she is so overwhelmingly overshadowed by Donald Trump's 55% lie rate that it takes some pressure off her. Hilary has a long history of things that have earned her mistrust, but I am voting for her, only to keep Satan himself, Donald Trump, out of the presidency.

A huge percentage of Americans consider this the most unpalatable presidential election in our nation's history.

Those moronic Trump voters would easily support Sarah Palin or any other conservative female over a male Democrat. There is a great polarization in the USA and it's mostly in ideology and extreme resentment. And there is huge mistrust of the federal government, mostly which can be placed at the feet of two consecutive presidents, Bush and Obama, who have been extremely divisive, rather than the type of leaders that bring people together. The middle – the moderates are mostly left out and unrepresented because the two parties are run by the extreme radical fringe.

Though I consider Hillary Clinton to be very untrustworthy, I do think she will gravitate toward the middle if elected. Trump cares about no one other than himself and would be the total ruin of democracy in America, as well as ruin diplomatic relations with our long proven allies such as the UK, Canada, Western Europe, etc.. I will vote for Hillary Clinton, though not enthusiastically. I pray that after she is elected, she will not be like Bush and Obama, and will instead work on bringing the people of the USA together, to heal wounds and built government trust.

I think Clinton is by far the best choice for keeping good relations with our allies. Plus, I am a Wall Street loving capitalist and Wall Street supports Hillary. Trump with his history of bankruptcies, law suits and being a loose cannon is not well respected in those circles. He could've just invested his inherited money from his daddy, decades ago, and played golf & tennis everyday rather than do any business at all and still be as wealthy as he is now.

Topic Who should be the next US president?
Posted 21 Oct 2016 14:00

For those of you that are backing Hillary, does the mountain of email evidence of corruption and pay-to-play/quid pro quo stuff even bother you?

If pay-to-play/quid pro quo is your reason for not voting for a politician, then there is not one single Washington DC level politician you can vote for, NOT ONE! Even on state and local levels you'd be very hard pressed to find one.

In my work, I deal with elected officials of all levels from Washington DC down to city/county and the higher you go, the more it costs, and they ALL play that game. All political parties!

I choose based on which political crook gets the job done the more to my liking, and which one is not totally incompetent. There are a few whose incompetence is staggering.

Seriously, the so called email evidence is there, but as a non-partisan to any political party person, it is not a mountain and not that big a deal. It is only a big deal to GOP voters, just as Trump being a lying, racist, bigoted, anti-woman misogynist, tax cheat, thief of common people's money crook is absolutely meaningless to right wing Republicans.

Topic Who should be the next US president?
Posted 21 Oct 2016 13:37

Since he lies more than he tells the truth, has bankrupted dozens of companies, disrespects women and feels he is entitled to grope them whenever he feels like it, changes his stance on issues every few days, he hides his tax returns from the public, he cheated thousands of hardworking people out of their money through his fraudulent Trump University, and since he is a racist and a bigot, I will NOT be voting for Donald Trump!

Topic Publish story to Moderator
Posted 21 Oct 2016 08:12

and you get a nasty e-mail telling you not to post them but one at a time

That's just me being friendly. :) You should see me when I don't get to have my bowl of Cap'n Crunch in the morning.

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 20 Oct 2016 19:50

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 20 Oct 2016 19:40

Topic Attachment
Posted 20 Oct 2016 19:30

Was engaged when I joined Lush a few years back and married soon after – still am.

Topic Women pegging men
Posted 20 Oct 2016 19:20

No, not pegging with a strap on and a full size dildo. I sometimes let her play with my ass with a very small vibrator, but not that pegging thing.

Topic What is the longest cock you have been able to take
Posted 20 Oct 2016 16:43

Jonah Falcon in New York City is considered by most sources to have the world's longest penis. It is 9" flaccid and 13.5" erect.

In fact, if you notice in the porn industry, most of the female performers are exceptionally petite women, as that makes the men performer's penises appear to be larger.

There are not that many eleven-inch penises in the entire world, but if you believe what we read on Lush, nearly everyone of them in the world has either been experienced by Lush women or hangs between the legs of Lush men.

Think about it, if a woman can take an 11" penis inside her, her cervix must be way up inside past her intestines.

*There is a man in Mexico who claims a 19" penis, but he doesn't allow photos. Hmmm... I wonder why?

PS. My penis is so long I can use it as a warm up bat when standing in the on-deck circle when I play baseball. Just call me Tripod. Lfunny

Topic The Rage Cage
Posted 20 Oct 2016 16:31

Dangerously slow, poke-ass drivers on interstate entrance ramps are the fucking scum of the earth. Those lousy dirtbags endanger everyone with their slow driving and indecisiveness. They should have their driver's licenses permanently revoked. They should have their faces smashed.

Topic why do females find anal intercourse fun
Posted 20 Oct 2016 16:04

All of the cool chicks I've ever known really liked anal sex and asked for it. My wife loves it. So why not ROMP THE RUMP?

There is nothing sexual nor pleasurable about the doctor giving a prostate exam. I hate it.

Topic The Bearenst#in Bear Problem
Posted 20 Oct 2016 15:57

I would much rather have a STEIN than a STAIN.

Topic February Fast Approaches... Donald Trump is being taken seriously... Should we be TERRIFIED???
Posted 20 Oct 2016 07:01

Politifact on the debate last night...

From Politifact:

Clinton: "We have 17 intelligence agencies, civilian and military, who have all concluded that these espionage attacks, these cyberattacks, come from the highest levels of the Kremlin and they are designed to influence our election."

This is True. The Director of National Intelligence, which speaks for the country’s 17 federal intelligence agencies, released a joint statement saying the intelligence community at large is confident that Russia is behind recent hacks into political organizations’ emails.

Hmmm... If Putin and the Russians go to such great lengths to support Donald Trump, that makes me wonder if Trump is possibly a TREASONOUS candidate. The true allies of the United States are members of NATO (The UK, Canada & Western Europe) certainly NOT Russia.

Previously Politifact has rated Hillary Clinton as lying at 13% of the time. That is certainly not a desirable percentage. BUT they have found that Donald Trump lies 55% of the time. That is an outrageous percentage and absolute proof that the man is a proven and consistent LIAR.

So in that respect, Hillary is the better of the two.

I certainly don't think Hillary Clinton plans to do anything treasonous but Donald Trump's unhealthy relationship with Vladimir Putin and the Russians makes me have an extereme distrust for Trump's loyalty to the United States of America.

I hope the citizens of the USA soundly defeat Trump. He is proving to be a bigoted, misogynist, lying, tax hiding, business bankrupting, untrustworthy, woman groping, despicable candidate.

This should be of GREAT concern for Lush members in the USA. Donald Trump is opposed to gay marriage and gay rights and is anti-abortion. So how can pro-Trump members here defend being anti-gay and anti-choice? C'mon Trumpies. Please explain why you are against gay people and women's control of their own bodies. Please be brave enough to explain how you support Donald Trump on these issues.

Topic Longest fuck session/most orgasms
Posted 19 Oct 2016 18:38

A long time. Several orgasms.

Topic Food for the bedroom
Posted 19 Oct 2016 18:35

Chocolate syrup, cherry syrup, whipped cream, strawberries, strawberry jelly, apple jelly, grape jelly, grapes, bananas, watermelon, cherries, brandy, bourbon, Schnapps, ice cream, pineapples applied to nipples, most any kind of pie, pudding, ice cubes, hot butter, hot fudge, Mrs. Butterworth's pancake syrup.

Topic The person above you is a high school teacher. What do they teach?
Posted 19 Oct 2016 18:25

Cosmetology I and II. And coaches the junior varsity boys volleyball team.

Topic If aliens came to our planet...
Posted 19 Oct 2016 14:28

The truth is, Earth is a 'reality TV show' for the more advanced planets. Though their technology is way beyond TV.

Think about this. When you're having sex, even masturbating, some aliens are watching you while they are kicked back in a recliner eating snacks.


Topic Sex in Nature
Posted 18 Oct 2016 17:29

Learn how to identify poison ivy, poison oak, and poison sumac leaves. Watch out for ticks and beware of chiggers. Never mind the bears and rattlesnakes.

I've had sex in the woods. I had sex ON the famous Appalachian Trail. So do it, just be aware of your surroundings.

Topic Happy Birthday Kiera
Posted 18 Oct 2016 16:51

Happy Birthday, Kiera!!! Have a great one!!! bunny occasion4 occasion1 occasion7 occasion9 occasion6 occasion5

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Topic Your guy's pubic style
Posted 18 Oct 2016 16:49

Is he gone?

I like guys with as little pubic hair as possible. Absolutely none anywhere on his shaft! Close-trimmed on his mound is okay.

I thought you liked guys with either a thin landing strip or a heart trimmie. kekekegay

Topic What's for dinner tonight?
Posted 14 Oct 2016 18:13

Barbecue sandwiches, Brunswick stew, potato chips, and cold beer.

Topic Have you ever seen a ghost?
Posted 14 Oct 2016 18:11

I don't believe in ghosts, but watch out for demons.

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 14 Oct 2016 12:24

AP - MIAMI — Attention U.S. travelers going abroad: You now can bring home all the Cuban rum and cigars you want.

I'll be making a Cuba air run for sure. Bring back all they'll let me bring.

Topic Who should be the next US president?
Posted 14 Oct 2016 11:29

Trump just dumped Pence and picked up Bill Cosby as his running mate.


Slogan: Dope 'em and grope 'em!

Topic Pubic hair helped win GB Olympic Gold
Posted 13 Oct 2016 19:44

crotch beards!!!

Topic You look in the Mirror....and say.....
Posted 13 Oct 2016 19:39

Life ain't easy, it's a fuckin' marathon and the road ain't paved.