Forum posts made by buz

Topic How to tie a tie
Posted 27 Feb 2017 19:06

I love the simple knot but if the tie is too skinny or thin (material-wise) I may go with the four in a hand or the half windsor. Personally, I do not like fat knots.

Now tying a bow tie can sometimes get me in knots. But I prefer a real tie job when wearing a bow tie. And really that is almost exclusively when I am wearing a tuxedo (about 4 to 6 times a year.) Ugh!

Topic How to tie a tie
Posted 27 Feb 2017 18:30

Everyone should know how to properly tie a neck tie. And also ties should be tied to the proper length. President Donald Trump wears his ties way too long. He should know better. They shouldn't drop below your belt buckle. Plus he overdoes the red 'power' tie. That is a bit cliche now, been way overdone.

Anyhow, personally, I like smaller knots. They look neater. Also, a small knot is sometimes called a 'rock and roll knot'.

Topic Awesome Award 2/27/16: Rumpleforeskin
Posted 27 Feb 2017 18:14

Congratulations Rumpy! You are an outstanding recipient for the Awesome Award. You've always been a huge positive for Your RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar is a great ambassador for the site as well as being Lush's coolest hang out.

Again congratulations to a fabulous guy! Awesome! And Rumpy has one of the best avatars on the site.

Topic How do you maintain your pussy hair?
Posted 27 Feb 2017 16:10

I'm betting I'm the only girl on the site who has actually driven a tractor with a bush-hog! lol Farm girls have all the fun! Shhh

I'm sure you looked fabulous on that tractor. Bush hogging can be some tough work, very hot, stuff flying out from it, stirring up yellow jackets. Now those damn yellow jackets are scary when they swarm at you.

Topic How do you maintain your pussy hair?
Posted 26 Feb 2017 17:20

no one using a bush hog?

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 26 Feb 2017 15:02

it would be nice if say one mod or somebody from the judging committee could comment on all comp pieces.

It could just be a short comment.

Just a thought.


I don't think that should be policy. However, I do my best to read, comment, and vote on every comp story submitted by anyone on my friends list. Just being a loyal friend. Sometimes that is quite a task.

Topic The Ultimate Choice
Posted 26 Feb 2017 14:57

Hot, black, strong coffee in the a.m. Sweet tea with ice in the p.m.

Topic Types of tea
Posted 26 Feb 2017 14:54

There is only one kind of tea, sweet tea (it is served in a glass with ice).

Topic Presidential Training
Posted 26 Feb 2017 06:58

Did y'all know the Obama Administration deported more people than any presidential administration in US History? It is true.

I would like to see our immigration and guest worker programs revamped using common sense. Immigrants are very necessary to our economic growth.

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 26 Feb 2017 06:45

Congrats to Emerson on his first RR. A toast to you.

Topic Do you like women in stripper heels?
Posted 26 Feb 2017 06:43

I love women in stripper heels.

Topic which food can you SIMPLY NOT ABIDE?
Posted 25 Feb 2017 13:14

Those Taco Bell dog commercials always made me think 'dog meat' so I can NEVER eat at Taco Bell. I would always think they are serving up chihuahua. Nasty!

Topic Mad Tales From The Crypt
Posted 25 Feb 2017 13:08

if it helps, MM is one of my favorite writers

I say we market MM as an M&M. The question is which kind of M&M? Plain or Peanut?

I say PEANUT! Green Peanut!

Ladies and gentleman... I give you MadMartigan.

Topic Have you got your clit or nipples pierced, or would you have it done? Does it help sexualy if you do?
Posted 25 Feb 2017 07:23

I love tattoos and piercings on beautiful women with sexy toned bodies.

Topic Please check your story submissions for double line spacing.
Posted 25 Feb 2017 07:20

Attention Authors.

When submitting your stories, after uploading please check them for double line spacing. If you get double line spacing please try it in edit mode and delete the extra space. Upon trying that if you still have an issue contact a story moderator and let them know. But it should be now that you can edit and fix that yourselves.

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 25 Feb 2017 07:03

At Mardi Gras one year, my friends and I got stuck in Pat O'Brien's one year because there was a shooting in the crowd on the street outside. Security wouldn't let anyone leave until the police had the situation and investigation under control. We just continued to drink.

Then there was the time, well, that wasn't Mardi Gras, it was the Sugar Bowl, and I was drunk and got the Georgia 'G' tattooed on my leg at a tattoo parlor on Bourbon Street.

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 24 Feb 2017 17:48

Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday , and Saturday are all good days and nights to drink.

Raise a glass or a bottle with me. I'm having an ice cold Terrapin Pale Ale while Chris Stapleton is playing on the stereo. Cheers to all y'all.

Topic Watch out UK readers, Doris is coming!
Posted 24 Feb 2017 10:35

Doris just strikes me as the name of someone who'd own a hair salon like my grandmother goes to. You know, specializes in those football helmet hairdos with enough hairspray that it the hair could survive intact, one of those storms that need to be named.

Topic Honorary Awesome Award: Buz Bono
Posted 24 Feb 2017 07:18


I am seriously at a huge loss for words. I am so appreciative of all the nice things y'all have said about me but really feel undeserving. You all are being too kind. I love being here and love knowing all of you.

There are so many great members here and that is a huge factor in being such a wonderful place. It is the great vision, dedication and hard work that Nicola put into this place that attracts all of you awesome people.

All I can really say is a lot of great big hugs all around.

I really look forward to seeing who all will receive this 'Awesome' Badge. There are already a lot of great candidates.

Topic Presidential Training
Posted 24 Feb 2017 07:08

I dunno about scientist as president. We had Carter who had a nuclear background and as much as the man is one of the most incredible human beings we've had as president, I think he was too smart for the role of president.

A big part of why Carter's presidency was not as successful as it should've been was his dedication to honesty and decency. He did not want to play the 'I only help you if you help me' game. That clashes with the principles of Washington, D.C. Also, it is seriously disappointing that some in his own party fought his efforts and opposed him just out of jealousy that a Washington outsider came in and obstructed their goal of becoming president. The Democrats had to recover from that and finally came in strong again when they brought in another southern governor (Washington outsider) in Bill Clinton. Clinton had more political savvy than Carter, but both were so very similar in their political ideals and goals.

Right now, is another time for some new thinking and innovative new leadership to take hold within the Democrat Party. Whoever takes those reigns doesn't seem to have stepped forward yet in any strength, but it is times like these that develops such new leadership. Much of the old guard has outlasted their usefulness and need to step aside.

The Republicans were in need of new leadership and got it but it's quite possible that is taking an even more destructive path and could lead to their eventual downfall and having to start anew.

One great thing I can say about Jimmy Carter is that he never retired. Once he stepped onto the world stage as a leader, he stayed. Carter has been the most outstanding ex-US President, possibly ever. He has been involved in so many humanitarian causes, promoting civil rights and fighting bigotry, promoting democracy, free elections, working for the poor and the needy. He is an amazing man.

Topic Riots Breakout In Sweden After Trump Points Sweden Out
Posted 23 Feb 2017 21:08

Compared to other nations in the world, in fact, compared to the modern techno-industrialized world, Sweden has a very low crime rate, a high per capita income, and a high education rate. As far as I can tell, Sweden is doing very well.

Topic Riots Breakout In Sweden After Trump Points Sweden Out
Posted 23 Feb 2017 20:55

Okay, I admit it. Those riots were all just me. I just wanted them to design a sexier Volvo with a monster V12 engine.

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 23 Feb 2017 20:52

if you go to search members, then to the badge category and select the badge you are interested in, then search, you will get an alphabetized list of everyone that has that badge

Excellent info. I didn't know that but I'll use that from here on.

Topic Favorite Horror Films
Posted 23 Feb 2017 17:23

Some movies considered Horror don't feel like Horror to me. For instance An American Werewolf In London. I love that movie but I always considered it Comedy. And I've seen Jaws listed as Horror. Great movie but horror? Hmm...

The Thing
The Shining
The Exorcist
The Descent
The Invasion of the Body Snatchers

Oh well, adding them to my list:
An American Werewolf In London

Topic Fart Rape
Posted 23 Feb 2017 17:08

No, but I know a dude who sharted in a Walmart before.

Truly horrifying story. And yet, one of the funniest damn things I've ever heard narrated in my life.


Topic Fart Rape
Posted 23 Feb 2017 16:20

Have y'all ever seen anyone burn a fart at night with the lights off? Hilarious. But be careful. If someone does it bare assed, they can burn themselves and singe the hair of their ass. I saw someone do that once. He screamed. Hilarious!!!

The things that happen at drunk college parties...

Topic Presidential Training
Posted 23 Feb 2017 16:16

Making stuff simpler is an excellent goal, but may not always reflect the complexities of life/society. A lot of bureaucracy emerges as a response to dealing with all kinds of nuances. And because that's often done in a band aid style on top of existing legislation it get's nasty very quickly. I'm not sure if that's because there are too many attorneys in government, or because the issues are all interconnected and as a whole too big to change at once. So instead they put a band aid here, and one there, and another one on top of that again, etc.

You're right about the band-aid theory. And once too much 'band-aid' legislation is applied it, like having too many band-aids on, it becomes cumbersome and less effective.

I know we do need attorneys involved government and of course as elected officials but we are way too top heavy/saturated with them. But we cannot force people to run for office. For some reason politics attracts attorneys. And from personally knowing a few of them, really well, maybe too many politicians are attorneys who were not cutting it working as attorneys (in other words, many of the least talented and effective ones decide to run for office.) Hmm... or Ugh!

Topic Fart Rape
Posted 23 Feb 2017 10:26

My momma taught me not to fart out loud in public. And to get away from people if it was going to be an SBD (silent but deadly) Eewwww!

Actually, my mom especially taught me that farting in front of women was taboo, uncool, and ungentlemanly. I guess some might say that is sexist. But I'll take what my mom taught me on face value. She can hold her own with anyone and probably tear them apart. I don't argue with her.

In my fraternity days we would like have 'who could fart the loudest contests'. But that was an all-male group. What does that ridiculous study say about that? Hmmm...

I know a guy that can clear any room with a fart. Hell, he can clear a coliseum with a fart. You never hear them coming, but then your nose twitches and you convulse. It's horrible!

Gee, I do not see a good future for this thread. Farts in the Think Tank? Well...

Topic Presidential Training
Posted 23 Feb 2017 07:37

While government should be run with much more fiscal responsibility than it is or has been in a seriously long time, it is not a business. Business experience is good in some respects but the mindset of running government should be different.

I think we have too many attorneys in government. Attorneys like to continually bombard the legislative forums with complex bills which only enhance job security for attorneys. Things should be made simpler and easier to understand. State governors and mayors of large cities would be good experience, especially if they have other leadership experience on their resume. One can judge by their track record, the quality of job they could bring to the office.

Certainly, a president filling out their cabinet should go with people who are very strong in the area they'd be leading in.

A president should be someone who knows how to appoint people that are the best and are strong where the president is weak.

People need to know though, that the Senate, Congress, and Supreme Court wield much power. Presidents often get blamed or credited with things and power that were really beyond their scope. They are not all powerful. And most economic downturns, but not all, are the result of problems and policies that probably started a long time before their administration.

Topic Happy birthday to Kind of Heart Keith
Posted 23 Feb 2017 07:23

Happy Birthday, Keith!