Forum posts made by buz

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 25 Sep 2016 19:07

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 25 Sep 2016 18:57

Topic Who contributes more to the white creamy stains on your bed sheets?
Posted 24 Sep 2016 09:11

Cat burglars. Burglar.jpg

Topic What did you have for breakfast?
Posted 24 Sep 2016 08:01

Scrambled eggs well done, biscuits and honey, sausage links, and coffee black.

Topic It's Katie Elizabeth's Birthday !
Posted 24 Sep 2016 07:47

Happy Birthday to the Kat Katster! KatieE! Katie Elizabeth! have an awesome birthday!

Topic Those magnificent men in their flying machines...
Posted 22 Sep 2016 20:31

Have any of you ever flown in an open cockpit airplane? I have, and it is amazing.

Topic If aliens came to our planet...
Posted 22 Sep 2016 17:49

Aliens!? From outer space? Damn! Now, Trump will have us erect a dome over the USA to keep them out. I bet none of those outer space aliens will bother to even apply for a visa or green card. And they will infect us with 'small penis' disease. Harvard University has already linked high intelligence to small penises, and you know outer space aliens will be smart. By the way, I am dumb, really not smart at all.


Topic Police officer fired after failing to shoot a suicidal man
Posted 22 Sep 2016 17:36

I'm sorry for making inflammatory assumptions while people are being killed by the police, people who shouldn't have been killed.

Why do you think that suicide by cop is such a real thing over there? I'm sure it'n not restricted to the US, but being 'a real thing'...? I'm not sure that's the case in many places. Could it be that the way the police operates has something to do with that?

I bet suicide by cop happens more in Hollywood movies that real life. Suicide by cop is probably like 0.000005% of cop killings. I do wonder what the percentage of cop killings are just trigger happy cops. That's what I'm worried about.

Topic Who should be the next US president?
Posted 21 Sep 2016 18:37

Bring back President Chester A. Arthur if not for any other reason, do it for his facial hairstyle. He could give a mean mustache ride.

Topic Those magnificent men in their flying machines...
Posted 21 Sep 2016 18:21

The US fighter jet F-22 Raptor manufactured by Lockheed-Martin. The final assembly of these beasts is just outside Atlanta, GA, not far at all from where I live.

Topic Those magnificent men in their flying machines...
Posted 21 Sep 2016 18:15

I've always wanted to take flying lessons and I'd love to own a float plane someday. And I love the look of the ones with radial engines.

Topic Those magnificent men in their flying machines...
Posted 21 Sep 2016 18:09

As a kid, I loved to put together model airplanes and hang them from my ceiling with fishing line as if they were in flight.
I particularly loved WWIII planes and antique planes.

Here are some airplanes I like.

USA P-40 Warhawks/Flying Tigers TIGERS 1_zpsug26ejuh.jpg

British Supermarine Spitfire

USA North American P-51 Mustang

USA Lockheed P-38 Lightning

Empire of Japan's Mitsubishi Zero

German Fockewulf 190

(Korean War) USA North American F-86 Sabre Jet

Topic What's for dinner tonight?
Posted 21 Sep 2016 17:32

Country fried steak, rice & gravy, corn, bread roll, sweet tea.

Topic Who should be the next US president?
Posted 21 Sep 2016 16:25

Where's Tricky Dick Nixon when you need him?

Topic How much sex?
Posted 21 Sep 2016 08:07

Don't use a formula. Let each story dictate that.

Posted 21 Sep 2016 07:57

Happy Birthday, Rupert!

Topic 50 Shades Darker trailer
Posted 20 Sep 2016 19:03

I can't believe Sonny Crockett let his daughter make movies like that. I bet Tubbs is disgusted. I'm boycotting Miami Vice reruns from now on.


Topic Announcing the Winners of our "Sporty Sex Stories" Competition
Posted 20 Sep 2016 14:15

I had no idea my typical humor and method of praise would result in a long-winded discussion of what wins: story views or quality of prose. And the answer is quality. Or we get BS like Twilight and 50 Shades of Terrible winning awards.

I won't call you fucking wanker with love again, mate. I'll call you a Monarch Butterfly or some other fluffy shit like that when you post a good story. Kapish? Regaeman Man

Unless Georgia pulls another win out of their asses against my Tigers. evil5 Every fucking time, dammit. Every. Time. Fugly

Don't you call me a Monarch Butterfly or any fluffy ass shit. I am a crazy ass wild wanker for sure, and plan for my stories to ooze with drippy, hot, nasty hair pullin' sex and all the dirtiest words that go with it. And expect you to read it and like it!

Damn, my Dawgs did pull that one out of their ass. As diehard fans we live and die with that. I won't complain when they win that way. I sure do ache and moan when they lose that way. Your Tigers had us by the throat and then left just enough life to come back and bite. I guess our team's rivalry will be an annual thing for a longtime to come now. Y'all did bite us in Athens in '13, and I was there on the fuckin' 50 yard line yellin' my head off and cussin' at the end. Fuckin' rowdy ass, slobber knockin' SEC football ain't for sissies.

I want to see another story out of you soon.

Topic What are you driving?
Posted 20 Sep 2016 09:01

My company provides me with a black Cadillac CTS.

Topic who are the best professionals in mlb, nfl, nhl, nba
Posted 19 Sep 2016 18:52

Michael Jordan no argument there

I am a big Steph Curry fan and if he can keep up what he is doing over time, and lead his team to as many championships as Michael Jordan, I'll be on board. But no one ruled the court and made everyone of their team consistently play way over their head like Jordan did. But I'd sure take Curry on my team anyday of the week. I think my Hawks should just dish out the cash and bring Curry to The ATL.

Topic Best Movies of the 21st Century So Far
Posted 19 Sep 2016 18:22

The Departed
No Country For Old Men
Mullholland Drive
Inglorious Basterds
Django Unchained
The Revenant
The Pianist
12 Years A Slave
Casino Royale
Mystic River
Mad Max: Fury Road
Sin City
Bridge of Spies
American Hustle
War Horse
The King’s Speech
Million Dollar Baby
Gone Girl

Best TV miniseries:
The Band of Brothers
True Detective 1
The Game of Thrones

Topic What's for dinner tonight?
Posted 19 Sep 2016 18:13

Spaghetti with meatsauce and meatballs, green salad w/italian dressing, garlic bread, and sweet tea.

Topic who are the best professionals in mlb, nfl, nhl, nba
Posted 19 Sep 2016 18:11

For major league baseball, I'll go with Hank Aaron, Pete Rose, Ken Griffey, Jr., Cal Ripken, Jr., and Greg Maddux (pitcher). And you have to throw in Babe Ruth. I had to leave Barry Bonds off the list cause he used steroids. Though not against the rules at the time, I just don't respect it.

NFL: Jerry Rice, Walter Peyton, Tom Brady, Joe Montana, Dick Butkus

NBA: Michael Jordan is the greatest of all time. NO CONTEST!

I couldn't tell you about NHL, so I'll go with the PGA: Jack Nicklaus

I would like to say that my all-time favorite baseball player is John Smoltz.

Topic Announcing the Winners of our "Sporty Sex Stories" Competition
Posted 19 Sep 2016 14:47

Sorry, Buz. I did not mean to offend you. I genuinely meant that I was surprised at your view count.
In the past, Nicola told me that the judges use a spreadsheet which is supposed to take into consideration such figures.
I take it then that you are saying that what the readers think is irrelevant?
Worse still you think my story lacking in terms of "writing, grammar, content, concept, storyline and overall quality"?

Quite frankly, I don't understand what is going on here. I do believe I liked your story and posted that I did so in the comments section when I voted a 5 on it.

I don't understand what your problem is with my view count. It has been coming in at about 2500 views per week since it was posted. That seems pretty normal to me.

Topic The Rage Cage
Posted 18 Sep 2016 20:20

I cannot respect whiners who blame everyone else for their failure but themselves.

Topic Announcing the Winners of our "Sporty Sex Stories" Competition
Posted 18 Sep 2016 17:55

Story view count would be expected to be much higher on stories submitted early in the competition over stories submitted much later.

I have submitted stories in several competitions in the past and have led the competition in view count before when I got my story entered early, but did not place in the Top 3 in any of those instances. I never have expected such a thing as view count or even vote or comment count to play any role whatsoever in a story competition judged on writing, grammar, content, concept, storyline, and overall quality.

PS. This is an erotic story site. While there are some love stories, MOST of the stories are about SEX! I don't know about y'all but I say things during sex that wouldn't be considered proper etiquette in church. So why not write sex stories using real language of sex? If you read my stories you will see the words fuck, suck, pussy, cunt, dick, cock, pecker, prick, snatch, twat, tits, titties, dripping, cum, cumming, squirting, humping, thrusting, poking, pounding, ass, asshole, pucker, puckerhole, hell, you may even see tallywhacker or goober, or even, "Fuck my slutty cunt!"

Topic Sleeping with my Boyfriend's dad
Posted 16 Sep 2016 06:59

This situation will probably not only destroy your relationship with your boyfriend but will forever destroy his relationship with his father. It could even have violent consequences.

It was a bad idea to begin with and has the great possibility of being much worse.

Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 16 Sep 2016 06:54

As a senior moderator, I can say that our suggestion is to place your story in the category that it fits the most. Use the tags to further add to that.

We consider the category part of the site to be one of its major strengths and it will continue as it is.

My personal feelings are that Lushstories is the best organized erotic story site on the internet. It is what attracted me to join this site to begin with.

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 15 Sep 2016 20:47

I'll drink to Charlize Theron for sure. Yummy! Yum! Yum! And I have a glass of Makers Mark with me right now.

Charlize sure looked deeeeelicious in that movie 'The Legend of Baggy Pants' or was it 'The Legend of Bigger Pants'. Probably 'Baggy Pants'.

Topic Which vintage celeb would you most like to kiss...
Posted 15 Sep 2016 20:38

That's easy. The most beautiful goddess in the history of humans...

Natalie Wood!