Forum posts made by buz

Topic What does it feel like to have a boner?
Posted 20 Jul 2017 21:20


Topic Ginger or Mary Ann?
Posted 20 Jul 2017 21:19

Mary Ann had a landing strip. Ginger was fully shaved until she had to prove that she was a real redhead and grew a crotch beard. They had a threesome with Gilligan who was hung so long that he couldn't wear shorts.

Regaeman Man

Topic New Competition: Write Sprite's Profile.
Posted 20 Jul 2017 21:06

"I'm Sprite dammit! I need someone to tickle my fancy. 'Nuff said."

Topic Gun
Posted 20 Jul 2017 17:37

Since this thread has gone off half cocked, we may have to muzzle it. f-hihi

Topic What stories would you like to see more of on lush?
Posted 20 Jul 2017 15:42

If I wasn't dyslexic I would have a go myself but I know the end result would be frustrating having to correct the spelling and the missed out words and knowing some would still be missing when it was finished.

It will take more work but it's still worth the effort. Plus, if you work hard at it you'll see marked improvement in your writing skills.

I am dyslexic and one of the reasons I started writing erotica was to improve my writing skills for my career in business. As a dyslexic, you'll need a more in depth and thorough proofing system than other people. So be patient with it if you decide to jump in.

And after extensive proofing yourself, always use a set of fresh eyes to proof behind you. So make friends with someone who has a good knowledge of grammar and is a thorough reader.

It's a lot of fun.

Topic Highest Level of Education
Posted 20 Jul 2017 14:14

I am not an intellectual plus I'm dyslexic but managed to earn 3 university degrees and hold a few professional licenses/designations by working my ass off.

Topic Ever wanked with a girl's knickers wrapped around your cock?
Posted 19 Jul 2017 18:15

No, but I've worn panties (knickers) on my head while playing football.

Topic Gun
Posted 19 Jul 2017 18:13


Topic What do you say while doing it?
Posted 19 Jul 2017 18:03

I chant in ancient Hebrew and Latin, though I have no idea how to speak those because I fuck like a man possessed.

Topic Naming Inantimate Objects
Posted 19 Jul 2017 16:37

I don't have any dildos myself but if you want to send me pictures of yours, I will name them for you.


Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 18 Jul 2017 18:42

I am so far behind on my Lush reading queue it's like depressing to think about. But I did read a few this evening and they were great.

I am having ice cold Buds in long neck bottles. I may soon do a couple of Jaegermeister chasers.


Topic What's for dinner tonight?
Posted 18 Jul 2017 18:08

Fried pork chops and rice smothered in country gravy, cream corn, green beans, cornbread, and sweet tea.

Topic Describe yourself in one word
Posted 18 Jul 2017 18:06


Topic Floyd Mayweather v Conor McGregor - 26th August
Posted 18 Jul 2017 17:31

btw, i've just signed on to fight the winner, so you KNOW it's the real deal! Regaeman Man

It's called SpriteMania Worldwide. Pay per view. A spin off HBO series will follow with Blake Lively playing Sprite. Buz will be played by Dwayne Johnson.

Adult Situations
Wild Sexual Content
Oil Wrestling
Adult Language

PS. It's a musical

Topic Floyd Mayweather v Conor McGregor - 26th August
Posted 18 Jul 2017 06:37

There is no "story". Click on one of those links you posted and watch the 3 min video and then tell if you think that it's a "credible source." Tsk, tsk. This is a great example of how fake news gets started. Somebody uploads a shaky 3 minute "interview" onto their phone, and then a bunch of of internet "journalists" jump on in and try to craft a story around it in an effort to maximize the number of 'clicks' they get before they go sit on the toilet and finish off their workday by completing the minimum number of 'tweets' that their parent company has mandated they perform each day. #deathofjournalism

Because we now live in a world where journalists (yes, even sports journalists are journalists) are judged by by how many twitter followers they have and how many clicks they can generate. So it is up to us, the consumers of such readily available information, to discern whether the sources referenced are actually credible.

Now I will applaud you for two things...

First of all, you managed to passively aggressively post 4 shitty sources as opposed to just the usual 1. Congrats.

Second, you made me feel like one of the Conor McGregor fanboys that I've been shaking my head at for the last two years. My interest in Mac has been lukewarm at best, but now I feel like I should be wearing and Irish flag as a cape and chanting "ole, ole, ole, ole,"......whatever the fook that means.

Damon, I didn't passively aggressively do anything. Take the links for what they are, vague, yes. True? Who the fuck knows? But it is something that is out there. Is it possible? Yes, wouldn't be the first time a sparring partner takes a shot at a bigger name when they notice they've let their guard down. Or who knows what?

If it is true, then McGregor should have to put a pause in his sparring schedule after suffering a concussion. If there is no pause from sparring then that should show that nothing happened.

I first saw it on Forbes. You mentioned Forbes as not being a great source for MMA news so I looked up and just added a few other link sources.

I think the fight could be great entertainment. A great chance to have a party with a bunch of friends and watch it on the flat screen while consuming large quantities of alcohol, nachos, and dip.

So maybe the promoters of the fight will 'arrange' for it to go the distance. f-hihi Now I'm just being facetious.

Topic Floyd Mayweather v Conor McGregor - 26th August
Posted 17 Jul 2017 19:40

I'm not sure Forbes would be my go-to for mma or boxing news.....

Evidently, Jesse Vargas is the source for this story. Who Knows?

Like I said, I'll pull for the Irishman. I'd love to see Mayweather get clocked. Other than being a great boxer, he's a real shitty person.

Topic Floyd Mayweather v Conor McGregor - 26th August
Posted 17 Jul 2017 18:04

Reports are out that Conor McGregor got knocked out while sparring in a training for his match with Mayweather. Not a good sign for McGregor fans, especially considering the 14 oz. training gloves compared to the 10 oz. gloves that will be used in the real match. Maybe McGregor broke his concentration. Who knows?

I'm pulling for Irishman but not overly optimistic.

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 17 Jul 2017 17:31

You're welcome for Matt Adams. The Cardinals screwed the pooch when they traded him.

Well, the Braves traded Alex Woods to the Dodgers, where the former UGA Bulldog is hotter than hot, making his first All-Star Game appearance.

Jack Daniels on ice!

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 16 Jul 2017 20:18

The Braves finally got to .500 and I wonder if they can improve or even stay at .500. It would take a lot higher percentage than that to earn a wildcard berth even though they are in 2nd place in their division.

I am having ice cold beer. Care to join me?

Topic What's on your mind right now?
Posted 16 Jul 2017 20:03


Topic Favorite Restaurant after all night of having sex
Posted 16 Jul 2017 19:38

Since that would mean something like 3 am to 5:30 am or there abouts, Waffle House, Huddle House, Denny's or a just a few local diners that are open 24/7. If we're half naked and don't want to get out of the car, McDonalds drive-thru is open 24 hours and their breakfast biscuits are pretty decent (a lot better than their nasty burgers). Some truck-stop restaurants have some pretty good food, and they're usually open 24/7.

Topic Get In Here and Wish Nicola A Happy Birthday!!
Posted 15 Jul 2017 14:27

Happy Birthday, Nicola! I hope it's a great one!

Posted 14 Jul 2017 13:14

Happy Birthday !!!

Topic Leonardo to play Jack the Ripper....
Posted 14 Jul 2017 13:12

The Devil in The White City is a Great Book. I love How Erik Larson always portrays the dichotomy of history by writing parallel stories each representing two facets of good and evil.

As for the DiCaprio/Scorsese combo....sign me up! Gangs of New York, Wolf of Wall Street, The Departed, Shutter Island, The Aviator..... I can't wait for this movie.

It seems like older people have an issue with DiCaprio. When I suggested "The Revenant" to my dad he turned up his nose and said "That kid is in it." That's just as ridiculous as me not watching a Tom Hanks movie, because he was in "Bosom Buddies" and "Big".

Scorcese is a great director and Leo is a great actor. This movie will be killer.

You're dead on. Just like Tom Hanks proved to be a very versatile actor, DiCaprio is doing the same. DiCaprio and Scorcese are a great combination. I look forward to the movie.

Topic Does the 2nd Amendment only apply to white people?
Posted 14 Jul 2017 12:52

Which type of these 'targets' have you ever fired a projectile at?

There's no humane excuse for practicing to fire at a human figure, unless you plan to one day actually fire at another human being.

I've shot at 'human' figures on paper targets lots of times. More than I can count. How many people have shot, zapped, disintegrated, lasered, blown up, flame thrown, or otherwise dispatched a human figure in a video game, or watched a Quentin Tarantino movie? Shooting at a drawing on a paper target doesn't mean anything.


Topic What's for dinner tonight?
Posted 13 Jul 2017 20:39

A waffle floating in a lake of maple syrup, scrambled eggs, sausage patties, hot buttery grits, and toast, with sweet tea.

Topic African Big Game Trophy Hunting
Posted 13 Jul 2017 19:38

As a hunter myself, hunting just for trophy heads or skins isn't my cup of tea. And I don't believe in hunting anything endangered. If you don't eat it, don't shoot it. I eat what I shoot. As a hunter I believe if you shoot it, you should be the one who dresses it out, and use as much of it as possible. Being part Cherokee I actually have certain rituals that go along with it. Make a burnt offering to the spirit of the animal in thanks for the sacrifice it made for you.

I actually mostly do bow hunting or muzzle loading blackpowder rifle anymore.

I have no desire to hunt anything in Africa where so much of the wild animal population is in serious jeopardy. Lions? Who eats lions? Who eats elephants? Who eats giraffes? There is no good reason to shoot lions and elephants and many other African animals. Those are endanger of extinction, so they should be protected. I know there are protection laws but many African nations do not have the financial resources to do a good job of that.

The worst hunters in Africa are the poachers who use trucks and automatic weapons and hunt in teams. They do things like sell rhinoceros horns as an aphrodisiac on the black market in Asia. They kill elephants just for the ivory tusks. It's big business actually.

Topic Moderator of the Month, for June
Posted 13 Jul 2017 07:34

Way to go, Molly! Cheers!

Topic Do you really need a man in your life and why?
Posted 12 Jul 2017 20:45

Topic What's for dinner tonight?
Posted 12 Jul 2017 20:39

A huge piece of strawberry cake and a Coca-Cola. (Perks of being an adult.)