About buzzbomber52
Biography

Where to start, well here goes. I am an intelligent, well-travelled person with a good sense of humor. I have a Masters degree in engineering from a good university, and have had the good fortune of having a job that took me to many interesting countries - China, Japan, Australia, Venezuela, Israel, to name a few.

I discovered a kinky side early in life, but tried to ignore it for most of my life. I have recently discovered my kinky side again. I am a voyeur, and an exhibitionist - but who wants to see an old guy with a big scar across his belly naked - not me.

My sense of humor kind of moves to the quirky side of things. I also play with words that sound alike but have different meanings. For example, we are having a problem with ticks on my pets, and I told somebody it really "ticked me off".

I discovered Lush because of the app I found. I started reading stories and wanted to knoiw more. I found that there was a website - lushstories.com, and I started looking up the authors I like, to find more about them. I haven't wrtitten anything yet, but I feel it cumming on - LOL.

I primarily read stories about Exhibitionism, Voyeurism, Oral Sex, or Interracial. I love stories about getting naked at the beach or mountains.

If you look closely at my avatar, way over on the right hand side - thats me.

Name:
john
Sex:
Male 
Age:
62
Sign:
Leo
Relationship Status:
Having an affair
Orientation:
Straight
Location:
scottsdale, Arizona, United States
Interests:
horses (duh - look at my avatar). cars - especially sports cars, racing - again sports car (would love to see the 24 hours of Le Mans at some point). Last year I had tickets to the inaugral F1 race in Austin, but health stopped me from going (I was in the hospital at the time).

Music has played a huge part in my life, but not too much lately. I also love movies. As far as television, I really only watch "Big Bang theory". I describe myself as more Leonard than Sheldon.
Favorite Books:
Anything by Carl Hiaasen, Sookie Stackhouse, Stephanie Plum,
Favorite Authors:
see above
Favorite Movies:
Too many to list - OK I'll start - 2001 a space odyssey (it started my fascination with movies), Star Wars, Star Trek (I'm seeing a trend here). I love action movies, British comedies (Wild Target is a good example), almost anything sexy. Basically, the only movies I don't like are ones where I think the director is just "mentally masturbating". Oh yeah, I walked out of the first Twilight movie - and I never walk out of movies. I also hate movies where people do stupid things
Favourite TV Shows:
Big Bang Theory - In my career, I have run across many of these characters.
Favorite Music:
blues, classical, folk, rock - basically anything but Hip-Hop, rap, Gangsta
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Date Joined:
14 Sep 2013
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Forum Posts:
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Latest Forum Posts
Topic: Nipples - What type are your favorites?
Posted: 21 Feb 2015 17:10

I'm a fan of the perky's. The ones such that when they distend the entire nipple distends into "strawberries" (or Hershey's Kisses depending upon the lady's color) sitting atop whatever more she has (I'm NOT a tit man so anything from fried eggs to honey dews are fine by me. ;) )

I'll let India Summer here show you what I mean.


https://upload.lushstories.com/1780730950-jnw.jpg

Those are damn near perfect. If they were darker (more like a milk chocolate color) they would be perfect.

Topic: Upskirt pics
Posted: 03 Feb 2015 22:40

https://upload.lushstories.com/1913794650-upcar.jpg

I know I shouldn't but I'm going to anyway. I live next to the forest and elk come through my property every night. That looks just like the footprints they leave.

Topic: Who are the pet owners and animal lovers here?!?
Posted: 02 Feb 2015 05:39

I love animals (except for cats). I have two dogs, both border collie/Australian shepherd mixes. Both are rescue dogs.

I also have a horse - quarter horse. At one point, I had 3 horses, but sold one, and had to put one down because of colic. The horse in my avatar is the one that coliced. He was a Belgian draft/thorobred mix. He had a huge personality, like a 1700 pound friendly dog.

Topic: COMFORT FOODS?
Posted: 31 Jan 2015 09:28

Pan fried pork chops, with rice (peas on top please) all slathered in pork chop gravy.

Topic: guys that shave down bellow
Posted: 31 Jan 2015 09:23

Shower shaver here - balls, penis, ass. I just use soap and a razor, but have been shaving since I had a vasectomy in 1995.

For face, I am always in front of a mirror.

Topic: Being squashed
Posted: 31 Jan 2015 09:15

There's really only one thing you can do in a situation like this:

Accept the contact for the challenge that it is, rip off your shirt and/or bra, and formally challenge her to a titty fight. This is done by screaming "TITTY FIGHT!" In response, your soon to be opponent will also rip off her shirt/bra as acceptance of your challenge.

Most bystanders know what to do in these situations, so someone will procure a six-pack of butterscotch pudding. Don't ask questions, just accept it. Your instincts will tell you what to do with it when the time comes.

Now, the chesticle battle begins! Place your hands behind your head or your arms at your sides and sway in a left-to-right motion. Your opponent will follow suit, and your boobages will engage in a slap-battle.

The last one standing wins.

Here in AZ, we use salsa, so you can have chips and salsa afterwards. OLE!

Topic: Have you ever given intentional blue balls to a guy?
Posted: 31 Jan 2015 09:10

I have edged my girlfriend several times where I would get her to the point of orgasm and then stop. I'll do that three or four times and then get her to cum. She has huge orgasms when I do that. This is over the course of minutes (she's very orgasmic).

However, one time, I got her off orally several times, and then she sent me home. I was so pissed off, I didn't speak to her for a week. It sent me the message that I was just there to serve her needs, and I don't do that submissive thing. Needless to say, she has never repeated that.

Topic: Who is the most famous person you have ever met?
Posted: 31 Jan 2015 08:49

I used to travel a lot on airplanes and would see famous people in airports, but can't claim to have met any of them. I saw Ted Danson in the Phoenix airport, and also Rob Reiner. I was on a plane with Alec Baldwin one time from Chicago to Syracuse.

Interesting story: I was sitting waiting for the plane reading a Tom Clancy novel. This was shortly after "The Hunt for Red October" movie came out. Alec Baldwin (the original Jack Ryan) came and sat down about 5 chairs away from me. I looked at him and thought I recognized him, but then chalked it up to the fact that I was reading a Tom Clancy novel. A young woman came and sat between us. He was wearing sunglasses. At one point, he turned to her and pushed his sunglasses down on his nose to ask her to watch his bag while he went to get some popcorn. I have never seen anyone turn into a pool of warm pudding so fast. She literally swooned. I thought she was going to melt and slide right off the chair onto the floor.

He offered her some popcorn when he came back - her hand was shaking so hard, I thought she would drop the box of popcorn. In his defense, he had the bluest eyes I have ever seen. When he pushed his sunglasses down, it was like two blue searchlights turned on.

Topic: Have you had a professional massage turn into sex?
Posted: 31 Jan 2015 08:34

Several years ago, I had to go to China for work. I was there for about a month. I had hurt my back right before I had to go. When I was there, I was working 18 hours a day, 7 days a week for the first couple of weeks. Finally, I had a day off, so I decided to order a massage from the hotel to help with my back. It was a mainstream American hotel (Marriott, Sheraton, Hilton), so I didn't even consider that it would be anything other than a legitimate massage.

I was expecting a male massage therapist. I was wrong, she was a young nice looking woman. As soon as she walked in the room, she stripped to her bra and panties. I lay on the massage table and she began to work on me. It was a nice relaxing massage, but then she started soliciting me for "additional services". I would not fuck her as I had no condom, and was definitely not going bareback. So I ended up with a happy ending. First and only time that I have had a massage turn into something more. My back felt much better after the massage as well.

Topic: cigarettes - smoking
Posted: 31 Jan 2015 08:24

I once had a girlfriend that smoked. Her pussy tasted and smelled like smoke. I moved on. My current girlfriend smoked socially when I first met her. I told her that when her pussy tasted like smoke, I would not lick it anymore. She quit smoking.

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Posted: 15 Aug 2014 15:07
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Posted: 15 Aug 2014 00:20
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Posted: 22 Jul 2014 15:27
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Posted: 24 Oct 2013 00:32
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