About captainkirkland


From what I've learned from the writing classes in the past, is to write from my personal experiences. I try to base my stories off of these experiences or what I know. It makes the writing process easier and adds some authenticity. Though I still enjoy to write about my fantasies as well.

I'm a very private person and it takes time for me to warm up to people both online and in real life. I'm down to chat but keep it civil. Currently I am working on my masters after a few years of working in broadcast journalism. So if you have any questions on interpreting the news feel free to ask.

Eric Kirkland
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Off the highway, Missouri, United States
Local Time:
17 Feb 2018 19:02
Writing, drawing, and cheesy movies are how I like to spend my free time. I also dabble in video games here or there. I've been an active nudist for the past five years of my life though I've become less active since I moved. Also if you want to talk baseball or hockey, I'm down.
Favorite Books:
I always enjoy books written by comedians. I really enjoy history based stories with a narrative.
Favorite Authors:
I've never really had an author who I found I must read everything they make. I usually select my literature based on genre or plot.
Favorite Movies:
National Treasure
My Cousin Vinny
Favourite TV Shows:
Sons of Anarchy
Breaking Bad
King of the Hill
The Simpsons
Favorite Music:
Classic Rock or Classic Country


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06 Mar 2015
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Topic: First Album
Posted: 12 Jan 2018 17:52

I did not buy a physical album until I was in college. I have several CDs, but those were given to me by friends and passed down from uncles. The first album I bought was, Wrote a Song for Everyone by John Fogerty. The first album I was given from my uncle was KISS's Smashes, Thrashes, & Hits. Both are my favorites and the ones I listen to most often.


Topic: What do you think is the best movie of 2017?
Posted: 12 Jan 2018 17:44

My favorite films of the year were the second Kingsman and Logan Lucky.

As for the best film I saw from a critic's POV was The Disaster Artist.

Topic: Do you guy like being rimmed and fingered
Posted: 10 Jan 2018 14:00

No thank you.

Topic: Make the New Years Resolution for the person above you
Posted: 10 Jan 2018 13:52

To publish two more stories.

Topic: How often do you drop
Posted: 10 Jan 2018 11:19

Maybe once a day, I've gotten better with my swearing. They usually slip out when I've had a few drinks.

Topic: What is your Dream Job?
Posted: 09 Jan 2018 10:35

Any job that allows me to be home for dinner most nights, weekends free for family and friends, and supports me financially with no worries for the future.

Topic: Do you have any unusually big collections?
Posted: 04 Jan 2018 13:43

I've collected baseball cards since my early teens. Every now and then if I see a pack for sale, I'll pick them up. In my office, I have a wall where I stick up any card of a player who played for the Cardinals at some point.

Topic: have you ever been to a nude or clothing opitional beach, location and will you return?
Posted: 30 Dec 2017 13:28

I've been a social nudist for about five years. I've been to nudist resorts and campgrounds, nude beaches and parks, and have a few nudist friends. I cannot think of a more relaxing day than shedding my clothes, soaking up the sun, and cooling off with a swim.

After this year we all agreed we are going to avoid the public nude beaches and parks. There are no rules and regulations (like the resorts) and filled with pervs who get off on the idea. Usually, these pervs lack social etiquette and have little respect for people's boundaries. Most resorts do a good job of keeping them out or removing them. This past summer at a beach, we had a guy Daffy Ducking it (wearing only a t-shirt) stalk my friend's wife hence what motivated us to stay away in the future and stick to the resorts.

Topic: Things that scared you as a kid and maybe still do.
Posted: 30 Dec 2017 12:46

Since I was a little kid and up to today, I remind myself that I will be hurt sometime in the future whether it would be a paper cut, bump, or something worse. It gives me the chills.

Topic: Freak
Posted: 30 Dec 2017 12:41

I would say, enthusiast, over the word freak. When my apartment and workspace are clean/organized, life is a little easier.

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Recommended Read Dance of the Year

As far as my wife knew, I was at a bar somewhere having a drink, catching a ballgame, and taking a break from what had been a hectic family reunion. For the most part, that was true. I had a cold beer in my hand and there was a baseball game on a static plagued television in the corner. What she did not know was I ended up at a gentlemen's club on the outskirts of this resort town. This club...

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