About captainkirkland


From what I've learned from the writing classes in the past, is to write from my personal experiences. I try to base my stories off of these experiences or what I know. It makes the writing process easier and adds some authenticity. Though I still enjoy to write about my fantasies as well.

I'm a very private person and it takes time for me to warm up to people both online and in real life. I'm down to chat but keep it civil.

Eric Kirkland
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Missouri, United States
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20 Jul 2017 07:11
Writing, drawing, and cheesy movies.


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Topic: Pepsi or Coke
Posted: 13 Jul 2017 19:50

I'm fine with both, but there has never been a time where I had an absolute craving for a Pepsi. So I guess Coke.

Topic: Common ways people meet and make new friends after college.
Posted: 09 Jul 2017 18:36

New coworkers

Topic: Coffee or Energy drink for morning fix.
Posted: 09 Jul 2017 18:35

I always try to keep a routine where I get enough sleep so I don't need a pick me up for the workday. However, if I have a rough night's sleep, I'll step out for a cup of coffee.

Topic: Pineapples on Pizza!!
Posted: 29 Jun 2017 21:04

I'll eat it if it is laid out in front of me.

Topic: The WORST movie you ever saw
Posted: 28 Jun 2017 13:01

Sausage Party. Not a fan of food puns.

Topic: What's the ONE thing you really hate to do?
Posted: 28 Jun 2017 12:56

I don't mind doing the laundry but I hate folding it and putting it away.

Topic: What is the funnest thing you have done naked???
Posted: 28 Jun 2017 12:53

As part of a dare in college, around 2 AM a group of us ran naked from our dorm, jumped into one of the fountains, and ran back. Probably a half mile run.

Topic: what are u watching on tv?
Posted: 12 Oct 2016 11:52

Classic horror movies being it's October.

Topic: How often do guys masturbate? (really)
Posted: 12 Oct 2016 11:47

It's usually a daily thing for me. On some days where I have plenty of free time it happens a few more times.

Topic: Artificial pussy?
Posted: 12 Oct 2016 11:46

I once had a cheap 10 dollar one. It got me off the first time, but it never could get me off after that. Plus I wasn't the biggest fan of the prep and cleanup. When I first got it I forgot the lube and was not in the mood to go out again so I did a Google search for lube alternatives. Long story short, yogurt. It wasn't terrible. <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/occasion14.gif" alt="occasion5">

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Posted: 15 Feb 2017 00:20
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
Posted: 15 Feb 2016 00:20
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
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