About captainkirkland


From what I've learned from the writing classes in the past, is to write from my personal experiences. I try to base my stories off of these experiences or what I know. It makes the writing process easier and adds some authenticity. Though I still enjoy to write about my fantasies as well.

I'm a very private person and it takes time for me to warm up to people both online and in real life. I'm down to chat but keep it civil.

Eric Kirkland
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Off the highway, Missouri, United States
Local Time:
24 Sep 2017 19:23
Writing, drawing, and cheesy movies.
Favorite Books:
I always enjoy books written by comedians. I really enjoy history based stories with a narrative.
Favorite Authors:
I've never really had an author who I found I must read everything they make. I usually select my literature based on genre or plot.
Favorite Movies:
National Treasure
My Cousin Vinny
Favourite TV Shows:
Sons of Anarchy
Breaking Bad
King of the Hill
The Simpsons
Favorite Music:
Classic Rock or Classic Country


Date Joined:
06 Mar 2015
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Topic: What's the one thing that a person
Posted: 11 Sep 2017 17:13

Poor dental hygiene.

Topic: Annoying things that people say
Posted: 06 Sep 2017 06:32

"If you don't like the weather in (insert location here), just wait five minutes."

Isn't that how weather works?

Topic: Are you attracted to intelligent, well-read and witty people... if yes, let's have your take on this :)
Posted: 04 Sep 2017 11:47

Yes I appreciate it, find it attractive and consider it a gift. However, the way they utilize this gift can be a factor too. I've been around several know-it-alls and "smart asses" for lack of better words, and it can be a turn off. I guess I'm trying to say is they have to have a gracious personality along with it.

Topic: what's on your t-shirt?
Posted: 03 Sep 2017 06:07

Plain white t now accidentally soaked with lake water. Happy Labor Day Weekend.

Topic: Are your stories based on real life experiences?
Posted: 02 Sep 2017 06:31

Yes but more so inspired by true events.

Topic: Sexiest actress
Posted: 31 Aug 2017 07:31

Alexandra Daddario

Topic: your favorite place in your house to have SEX/masturbate ?
Posted: 31 Aug 2017 07:25

As far away from the iron as possible.

Topic: Favorite
Posted: 29 Aug 2017 08:10


Topic: Potus45 - Will he be impeached?
Posted: 27 Aug 2017 09:50

I don't see him being impeached, but I would not be surprised if he steps down before his term is up.

Topic: The most unexpected sex you ever had
Posted: 25 Aug 2017 17:10

did you still have to pay for a service call ??

If not I'm sure their response time for the next call was a lot faster.

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Recommended Read Dance of the Year

As far as my wife knew, I was at a bar somewhere having a drink, catching a ballgame, and taking a break from what had been a hectic family reunion. For the most part, that was true. I had a cold beer in my hand and there was a baseball game on a static plagued television in the corner. What she did not know was I ended up at a gentlemen's club on the outskirts of this resort town. This club...

Added 30 Jul 2017 | Category Oral Sex | Votes 9 | Avg Score 5 | Views 2,608 | 7 Comments

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