About captainkirkland


From what I've learned from the writing classes in the past, is to write from my personal experiences. I try to base my stories off of these experiences or what I know. It makes the writing process easier and adds some authenticity. Though I still enjoy to write about my fantasies as well.

I'm a very private person and it takes time for me to warm up to people both online and in real life. I'm down to chat but keep it civil. Currently I am working on my masters after a few years of working in broadcast journalism. So if you have any questions on interpreting the news feel free to ask.

Eric Kirkland
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Off the highway, Missouri, United States
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19 Jun 2018 02:49
Writing, drawing, and cheesy movies are how I like to spend my free time. I also dabble in video games here or there. I've been an active nudist for the past five years of my life though I've become less active since I moved. Also if you want to talk baseball or hockey, I'm down.
Favorite Books:
I always enjoy books written by comedians. I really enjoy history based stories with a narrative.
Favorite Authors:
I've never really had an author who I found I must read everything they make. I usually select my literature based on genre or plot.
Favorite Movies:
National Treasure
My Cousin Vinny
Favourite TV Shows:
Sons of Anarchy
Breaking Bad
King of the Hill
The Simpsons
Favorite Music:
Classic Rock or Classic Country


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Topic: latest movie that you saw or ones you wish to see
Posted: 24 May 2018 22:09

Just saw Solo . I really enjoyed it after going in with low expectations. There were lots of easter eggs and tie-ins to both the original three films, the prequels, and the animated Clone Wars series (according to my Star Wars scholar of a friend sitting next to me).

Topic: What is your favorite episode of Seinfeld?
Posted: 24 May 2018 22:05

"The Boyfriend", the whole scenario of Kramer and Newman accusing Keith Hernandez of spitting on them.

Topic: latest movie that you saw or ones you wish to see
Posted: 21 May 2018 17:03

Forgot to mention... Dazed and Confused from 1993.

So many young stars like Matthew Mcconaughey, Ben Affleck, Milla Jovovich, Adam Goldberg, etc.

I can't believe I hadn't seen this. Just happened to be on TV one night when I couldn't sleep. Brought back
so many good and bad memories - bush parties, the clothes, the cars, the music, and the weed-infused culture.

I enjoyed this movie but not as much as the movie it blatantly copied - American Graffiti , one of my all-time favs.

So many parallels. Driving around in cars. The teen struggles. The angst. The era-related soundtrack. Coming of age.

Was produced by Richard Linklater who produced the amazing, Boyhood from 2014. Kudos on both.

Did you ever see Everybody Wants Some ? It's another Linklater film that was released a year or two ago that is supposedly the "spiritual sequel" to Dazed and Confused . I enjoyed it as some of the characters in it reminded me of my college friends.

Topic: Favorite Horror Films
Posted: 21 May 2018 16:57

I also enjoy the horror films where the plot is plausible. Those are the ones that stick with me. As of late, I really enjoy The Conjuring franchise. I always enjoy a good jump scare now and then and they are packed full of those. I cannot wait for the one coming later this year that focuses on the demon Valek from the second one.

Topic: Let's have some fun. The person above you, are they naughty or nice?
Posted: 25 Mar 2018 12:30

Depends on the phase of the moon.

Topic: If you could travel through time, where would you go?
Posted: 23 Mar 2018 16:11

I would travel to the original Woodstock so I would have an excuse to be naked and covered in mud.

Topic: HBO's West World, Season 2
Posted: 19 Mar 2018 17:57

Same here, at least there's the new season of Silicon Valley to hold me over.

Topic: Coffee or Energy drink for morning fix.
Posted: 04 Mar 2018 07:56

Stopped drinking caffeine as a New Years Resolution last year. Never felt better, and a piece of fruit in the morning does the job.

Topic: First Album
Posted: 12 Jan 2018 17:52

I did not buy a physical album until I was in college. I have several CDs, but those were given to me by friends and passed down from uncles. The first album I bought was, Wrote a Song for Everyone by John Fogerty. The first album I was given from my uncle was KISS's Smashes, Thrashes, & Hits. Both are my favorites and the ones I listen to most often.


Topic: What do you think is the best movie of 2017?
Posted: 12 Jan 2018 17:44

My favorite films of the year were the second Kingsman and Logan Lucky.

As for the best film I saw from a critic's POV was The Disaster Artist.

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As far as my wife knew, I was at a bar somewhere having a drink, catching a ballgame, and taking a break from what had been a hectic family reunion. For the most part, that was true. I had a cold beer in my hand and there was a baseball game on a static plagued television in the corner. What she did not know was I ended up at a gentlemen's club on the outskirts of this resort town. This club...

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