About captainkirkland


From what I've learned from the writing classes in the past, is to write from my personal experiences. I try to base my stories off of these experiences or what I know. It makes the writing process easier and adds some authenticity. Though I still enjoy to write about my fantasies as well.

I'm a very private person and it takes time for me to warm up to people both online and in real life. I'm down to chat but keep it civil. Currently I am working on my masters after a few years of working in broadcast journalism. So if you have any questions on interpreting the news feel free to ask.

Eric Kirkland
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Off the highway, Missouri, United States
Local Time:
22 Nov 2017 19:20
Writing, drawing, and cheesy movies.
Favorite Books:
I always enjoy books written by comedians. I really enjoy history based stories with a narrative.
Favorite Authors:
I've never really had an author who I found I must read everything they make. I usually select my literature based on genre or plot.
Favorite Movies:
National Treasure
My Cousin Vinny
Favourite TV Shows:
Sons of Anarchy
Breaking Bad
King of the Hill
The Simpsons
Favorite Music:
Classic Rock or Classic Country


Date Joined:
06 Mar 2015
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Topic: Do you bear a resemblance to someone famous or to anyone here from Lush ?
Posted: 19 Nov 2017 14:09

One of my high school portraits when I had a crew cut looks like a young Adam Sandler. Since then I have grown out of it.

Topic: What drink made you decide never to drink it again?
Posted: 19 Nov 2017 13:17

Still drink on occasion, but I will never touch tequila again after having this cheap, dark brand of tequila. It made me cut back on my drinking and was a sign for me to grow up a little.

Topic: The person above you is a high school teacher. What do they teach?
Posted: 19 Nov 2017 13:05


Topic: Waking up to a blow job - yay or nay?
Posted: 18 Nov 2017 12:29

I have to go nay for me for safety reasons. I tend to kick when physically awakened.

Topic: what are u watching on tv?
Posted: 16 Nov 2017 17:25

Enjoying some NHL hockey.

Topic: Cover Songs.
Posted: 14 Nov 2017 15:04


Topic: Hey you...yeah,YOU...What's in your wallet.
Posted: 04 Nov 2017 19:26

1. Debit and Credit Cards
2. Insurance Card
3. A gift card I'll probably never use since there is no Cracker Barrel nearby
4. Driver's License
5. Voter ID card
6. My old college ID so I can get into movies cheaper

Topic: Post a random fact
Posted: 04 Nov 2017 18:23

56% of statistics are made up.

Topic: What's your favorite mafia/mobster movie?
Posted: 04 Nov 2017 14:44

Goodfellas is my favorite by a long shot. Love that continuous shot as they enter the restaurant.

Topic: Who's watching the 2017 World Series?
Posted: 02 Nov 2017 10:59

As a Cardinals fan, I'm so happy for the Astros. I miss competitive rivalry we used to have in the Central especially back in 2004 and 2005 playoffs.

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Recommended Read Dance of the Year

As far as my wife knew, I was at a bar somewhere having a drink, catching a ballgame, and taking a break from what had been a hectic family reunion. For the most part, that was true. I had a cold beer in my hand and there was a baseball game on a static plagued television in the corner. What she did not know was I ended up at a gentlemen's club on the outskirts of this resort town. This club...

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17 Sep 2017 19:56
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
15 Feb 2017 00:20
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
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