Forum posts made by charlotterusse1

Topic What's your favorite story catergory?
Posted 15 Aug 2015 21:02


Topic Cute or Sexy?
Posted 14 Jul 2015 21:09

This is an "ask the guys" question, but, as a woman usually described as cute, I'd prefer "pretty" or even "sexy" once in a while for variety. When I hear "cute" I think it's just an abbreviation for "attractive but short".

Topic What is your favorite part of a porno?
Posted 14 Jul 2015 21:04

I like the sex talk and noises (from both genders).

Topic Can it be too big?
Posted 14 Jul 2015 20:54

Yes. Girth is no problem (for vanilla sex), but I'm a short woman and only so long inside.

Topic Why are most American men circumcised?
Posted 06 Jun 2015 19:41

I understand that rabbi's save them and then sew them together! Then when they rub them ---- they become suitcases!dontknow

A mohel is a guy who performs ritual circumcisions for Jewish folks. Here's the rest of the joke.

And once, a long time ago there was a mohel who performed more circumcisions than all other mohels. And one day he was talking to a friend of his and the friend asked, "You've performed so many circumcisions, have you made anything from the foreskins?" And the mohel said that yes, he had made a wallet from all the foreskins he had collected. The friend said, "You've circumsised so many children, you must have collected dozens of foreskins, and all you have made is a wallet?" And the mohel replied, "I know it's just a wallet. But when you rub it, it turns into a briefcase."

In the U.S. there was a tradition of performing circumcisions in hospitals because it was thought to be more hygienic and to prevent syphilis (and masturbation ?). Then the U.S. military also used to circumcise solders to prevent STDs before WWI according to some web articles. So, it became a custom.

There is some evidence that circumcision reduces the risk of transmitting venereal disease to women. It definitely reduces HIV rates and the practice has been recommended by the WHO for areas at high risk of HIV infection.

On the other hand as long as you keep yourself clean and use condoms, you can keep your foreskin, your health and not smell funky as well. I've never met a man who thinks he is missing something by not having a foreskin, however. I have to say I like the look of a circumcised cock. It is probably just what I'm accustomed to.

Topic Which story would you recommend from Lush?
Posted 03 Jun 2015 19:36

A lot of good suggestions here. For something different you can try an old favorite of mine:

It's a sci-fi story by Milik.

Topic What are your erotica pet peeves?
Posted 03 Jun 2015 19:22

Stories about gorgeous teenaged girls screwing with chubby, balding middle-aged men just because they (the girls) are so, incredibly, horny are annoying to me. I suppose the target audience is large enough to maintain the genre.

Topic confess something hot/naughty/dirty
Posted 22 May 2015 20:03

I post replies in online erotica site forums.

Topic 9 dead after argument between rival biker gangs ends in shootout
Posted 22 May 2015 19:43

So much wrong in this post, I don't even know where to begin.

Known criminal biker gangs who engage in criminal behavior reject criminals? LOL.

Previously serving in the military gives you immunity when it comes to killing 9 people and injuring even more?

These bikers are not to blame for their hundreds of weapons between the lot of them used to kill and damage?

Why? Because they were a few nice guys between a rock and a hard place and they're actually pretty cool dudes? LOL.

As for the rest of this ridiculous post, you're speaking in should haves, could haves, and would haves. I don't care about what was supposed to go down. What actually went down is that a gang of criminals, known or otherwise, had a gang fight in a public setting, killed 9, injured lots more, and are sitting around practically having tea and crumpets. And we all know that if the circumstances were different (and we know what circumstances I'm speaking of), this would have gone down entirely different.

A bunch of fucking thugs in leather jackets and bandanas killed people. That's the bottom line.

Agree completely. We know some members of some MC clubs hold charity drives to get positive publicity. That doesn't have the slightest relevance when this particular group of thugs decide to shoot each other in a public place endangering lots of innocent bystanders. The gangs involved are well known to the police for dealing drugs and committing extortion. They aren't a bunch of nice-guys who like to ride Harleys even if they are old, fat and white for the most part.

Topic Your Politics: Summed Up
Posted 10 May 2015 18:35

Stand on one foot and say: "That which is despicable to you do not do unto your fellow." The rest is commentary.

Topic Improve Your Posture
Posted 10 May 2015 18:16

Great exercises. I really like the neck alignment exercise. We do a lot of superman/swimmer moves for the back in my yoga class.

Topic Have You Ever Insulted A Stranger Because of Their Looks?
Posted 09 Apr 2015 20:37

It's really, really embarrassing when your little kid does that..

Topic Lush at work?
Posted 04 Apr 2015 20:19

Not unless I'm working from home (then only for a break). The site would be blocked anyway.

Topic Lush at work?
Posted 04 Apr 2015 20:18

Not unless I'm working from home (then only for a break). The site would be blocked anyway.

Topic Fitbit
Posted 04 Apr 2015 20:04

It's not a watch but it does communicate with your computer or smartphone via an app. I think it get's me to walk around more as I check in in the AM and PM.

Next time I'll get one that's also a watch because I keep looking at this one to see the time...

Topic Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue features its first-ever plus-size model
Posted 29 Mar 2015 15:32

I think the girl in the thread opener was definitely attractive. Maybe she's not at the ideal weight for her health, but she looks good. I think people look best when they seem to fit well on their frame and are proportioned symmetrically. I find very thin girls with huge boobs unattractive (though as I'm not into girls it doesn't much matter). I also find men with very bulked-up upper bodies and thin legs unattractive. Slim muscular people usually look good, but at a certain point the body-builder type tips over to point where I no longer find it sexy.

The BMI guidelines are good in general, but there are a lot of people in the "overweight" range who you'd never guess are overweight by looking at them, even in a swim suit. I'm right in the middle of the "normal" BMI zone, but have to work out a lot to stay there.

Topic Make up...why?
Posted 29 Mar 2015 15:04

I generally wear a little blush so that I don't look vampiric during the winter. (Although I'd be a rather short, non-threatening type of vampire).

Topic Are Beards Sexy?
Posted 29 Mar 2015 14:47

I like a very short beard or stubble. It's harder to keep a beard well maintained than to just shave it all off, so most men look as good or better clean-shaven. No neck-beard please.

Topic Do you insist that a vote on your story be commented upon.
Posted 29 Mar 2015 14:42

The insistence upon a comment would make me uncomfortable. I don't require it.

Topic Who are the pet owners and animal lovers here?!?
Posted 25 Mar 2015 18:50

We have a beagle. Love her! She is a cuddly dog

Topic Fitbit
Posted 18 Mar 2015 18:43

I just was given one of these. Is it worth it? Seems to just be an expensive pedometer, but it's kind of fun to see what kind of activity habits you have.

Topic I am Bi-Polar/Manic Depressive. (I suffer from a mental illness called Cyclothymia.)
Posted 18 Mar 2015 18:40

One of my relatives has this illness. It takes a while to find the right meds and then you may need to adjust them over time. Keep taking them even if they don't seem to be working! The doctors will help you switch them up if needed.

Mood disorders are often correlated with brilliance .. btw


Topic Is there another story category you'd like to have on Lush?
Posted 18 Mar 2015 18:22

I often get turned on by threesome stories whereas some of the group sex stories feel like too, too much. By the time the players are sliding around on the floor with cum overflowing from all their orifices I just want to spray them all down and send them home.

Topic What is your specific reason(s) for not visiting the Chat Rooms ?
Posted 18 Mar 2015 18:16

I'm here to read stories and occasionally post in forums. I like forums because you can take your time to decide what to say.

Topic If you had a second chance would you still lose your virginity to the same man?
Posted 18 Mar 2015 17:49

No! I wouldn't have waited so long.

Topic What made you try Anal?
Posted 08 Mar 2015 08:30

last time that happened, we sent back a lesbian.... just thought you should be aware of the dangers! :)

Ha! Love your smart-alec answers..

Topic What's the deciding factor for sex?
Posted 08 Mar 2015 08:27


That's a really good one. You can also usually tell when someone is *really* attracted to you as an individual, and not just horny in general.

Topic What Pictures do girls like seeing on guys profiles?
Posted 05 Feb 2015 21:44

If you are going to post a cock picture, have it attached to a nice, fit body instead of floating around in the ether.

Topic Atractive people,with always attract other attactive people,and not so much attractive people.
Posted 28 Jan 2015 16:28

Talk to the average-looking girls. If you get to know them, they start to look better and better. The very attractive girls are tired of getting approached all the time.