Forum posts made by charmbrights

Topic Spelling Mistakes?
Posted 04 Sep 2012 05:19

Photographed today:


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Topic Sexy paintings and illustrations.
Posted 28 Aug 2012 01:16


http://upload.lushstories.com/241-04_3ce4.JPG

What, exactly, was Eve doing before the snake distracted her?

Topic The way of a Man with a Maid
Posted 24 May 2012 01:10

The full text is available free at http://en.wikisource.org/wiki/The_Way_of_a_Man_with_a_Maid because it is in the public domain.

Topic punishment
Posted 24 May 2012 01:04

Agree a safe word.

Then gag the slave.

Then say, "You can use the safe word any time you want me to stop."

Topic FAIL Thread
Posted 24 May 2012 00:59

Lush Stories ...more entertaining than daytime television... That is not difficult.

Topic No wonder we live in such a kind & gentle society today
Posted 24 May 2012 00:34

You may notice that all the best insults in this clip do not include obscenities. See, for example, the lady starting at 1 minute 20 seconds into the play. I'm sorry I don't recognise her, but I am not a film buff, nor do I watch much US TV.

Topic Describe yourself in one word
Posted 23 May 2012 01:31

Me

Topic What is the meaning of life?
Posted 23 May 2012 01:30

Life is a sexually transmitted terminal condition.

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Where are the Monty Python fans? :( What has HHGG to do with Monty Python?

Topic WTF?
Posted 19 May 2012 02:43

What does "FREE" mean?


http://upload.lushstories.com/456-What does FREE mean 1.jpg


http://upload.lushstories.com/945-What does FREE mean 2.jpg

Topic It was a mistake to give women the right to vote?
Posted 19 May 2012 01:12

... 2) It is a fundamental human right to have say in one's government. ... Does that come under "Life", Liberty", or "the Pursuit of Happiness"?

No government gives you life, though they may take it away.
No government gives you liberty, though they may take it away.
No government gives you happiness, though they may take it away.

Topic 5 seniors suspended and janitor fired for senior prank with Post-It Notes? WTF
Posted 19 May 2012 01:00

...
When I was in high school, some friends and I turned every single book in the school library backwards. ... We reshelved a lot of ours by colour of binding and size. It took a long time to put them back!

Topic Cheer up a lush friend with a picture
Posted 15 May 2012 00:57

http://upload.lushstories.com/530-motivatorfbe83648b2c262643939d09497159db9ec38afe5.jpg

Topic Royalty Doing The Weather
Posted 11 May 2012 02:27

He was better than most of our weather people, and even included an ad lib joke or two.

Topic It was a mistake to give women the right to vote?
Posted 11 May 2012 02:24

... To say that women should not vote is the ultimate sexist remark ... No it isn't. Try "The education costs of the country could be reduced dramatically by not educating women beyond the age of eleven."

Topic It was a mistake to give women the right to vote?
Posted 11 May 2012 02:22

... What gets me is why is there still no Equal Pay Amendment its the 21 century. (Since we are on the subject of women's right) So the female draughtsperson we employed should get the same wages as the male draughtsman we employed with the same experience and skills, sitting at the next drawing board, doing the same work?

I assume you would answer with a resounding "YES!"

But she walked in one day and announced that her husband had been moved to a different office by his employers and it was promotion for him so she wouldn't be in after that day, as she was going house and job hunting in the new location. She left part finished drawings, and a hole in our available staff hours. Is she giving anything "equal" to the service provided to us in return for the wages by the man next to her ? And do you wonder why employers are wary of hiring women?

Topic Here it is, the world's first Fat Tax!
Posted 06 May 2012 01:37

... If a moron wants to ride his Harley without a helmet and risk certain death or vegetatative state ...
Actually helmets reduce the number of deaths by protecting the skull, but they increase the number of vegetative or quadriplegic state patients, thereby increasing the health costs. This happens because modern helmets are heavy, and when the body stops rotating the helmet continues to rotate, causing spinal injuries. Death is a relatively cheap medical condition.

Topic w00t! Precedent established
Posted 06 May 2012 01:29

AOL give out the same IP to thousands of customers.

Until there's a unique identifier for each machine, it's never going to be cut and dried. Even then, a person can claim someone else was using their machine anyway (if it were a one off incident).

Gav told me they are planning on doing something to identify individual pc's now, that's going to hurt the people who are happy stealing movies / music / stories / anything on the web.

I also use an ISP which has dynamic IP allocation - but - the ISP knows exactly which PC is on-line via a particular IP at any given moment, otherwise they couldn't send each individual packet to the correct PC (see note below), or (more importantly for the ISP) bill the time/traffic to the right customer. Therefore, with considerable effort, the PC using any IP at any known moment can be identified. For which purposes the government will deem it worth the effort involved is a matter for them. Clearly Joe Public will think it was worthwhile to track terrorists, but my bet is that the vice squad will decide that porn user tracing is also worthwhile, if only because it is their job, similarly with the copyright fraud police.

My question is "If porn is corrupting those viewing it, how are the vice police protected from being corrupted?"

Note: Yes, I know about promiscuous read.

Topic Here it is, the world's first Fat Tax!
Posted 05 May 2012 02:02

I have no problem with this at all. Consider our government. How many millions of dollars do we dole out every year for medicaid and medicare coverage to treat people whose ill health is directly related to their diet? Type 2 Diabetes rates have risen 6000% in the last 30 years, and in the 1950s only one in seven people were considered overweight, while now two out of every three fit that description, while our consumption of simple carbohydrate-based foods (which is also the cause of Type 2 in the majority of sufferers) has risen astronomically.

The government, frankly, needs (and owes it to healthy people) to recoup some of that money somehow.

You do realise that there are many people hurt in road accidents every year and that your argument applies equally to the concept of increasing taxes on vehicles and fuel? Would you "have no problem" with that?

Topic w00t! Precedent established
Posted 05 May 2012 01:55

CISPA doesn't matter, does it? Either it passes or it doesn't, but that will only change actions already taken by your government from hidden-and-illegal to hidden-and-legal. There is ample evidence that the US Government, in particular the Executive, does what it pleases irrespective of the law. The latest obvious example is Guantanamo, where US law applies, unless you are an inmate.

Topic Woman claims she can't get a job because she is overweight.
Posted 05 May 2012 01:49

... if you are morbidly obese then there are aspects of the job that you wont be able to do. ... Yes. I wouldn't hire a fat boy to clean my chimney. He might get stuck.

Topic So, I took an investment survey this afternoon...
Posted 04 May 2012 00:14

... Your comment was just kinda mean.
http://upload.lushstories.com/280-what if.jpg

Topic What chicks think about during sex with Jenna Marbles
Posted 04 May 2012 00:06

"Sam - the ceiling needs painting."

Topic So, I took an investment survey this afternoon...
Posted 03 May 2012 01:09

Can't the Wiggling Stormtrooper give us a "Like" button for this? Please?
I understand that Facebook rules the world, but are you incapable of saying you like something without having a special button to press? Is it the effort of typing the word which deters you, or the spelling problem?

Topic WTF?
Posted 03 May 2012 01:05

Freedom Flask Demo
This would be really useful for smuggling liquor into sports grounds. They forbid taking your own to games in the UK and then sell beer at inflated prices.

Topic Heart Attack Grill - should restaurants like this be allowed?
Posted 30 Apr 2012 02:43

I think the point of mentioning Natural Selection is that if they're stupid enough to eat that shit, they'll get heart disease or any other number of afflictions from being obese because of eating the foods that are bad for you and die. Hopefully not breeding before they do.
In medical science we have "obese" and "clinically obese". Virtually all top class rugby and American football players build up their muscles until their Body Mass Index reaches the "clinically obese" level. Now tell me those guys are going to get "any other number of afflictions" from their diets. I grant you they get injuries from high energy body contacts, but that can be avoided by getting that fit, and then not playing (see Gavin Henson).

By the way, my obese belly bulge cost a lot to build, so I have no intention of neglecting its maintenance.

Topic Which country would handle better a Zombie invasion?
Posted 30 Apr 2012 02:36

You are all wrong!

What is needed against zombies is a top class shaman or witchdoctor and all your "civilised" nations don't have any.

Now one of you write the story "Shaman changed Zombie to Nympho".

Topic Special Request: The Do Nots of Erotica
Posted 29 Apr 2012 05:04

Just two additions to this excellent series of advice replies:

Names: Do not have names which are too close for comfort (e.g Allison, Angela, and Andrea). Remember that you know all these people very well; they have been in your mind for months, or even years. The reader is meeting them for the first (and sometimes only) time. I make it a rule, whenever I can, to keep names as separate as they can be, preferably only one name with each initial letter (only one Axxx, one Bxxx, etc.) Also I would never use a name which can be confused with a status or position, for example, in a mediaeval romance I would never have a Mr. Lord, nor would I ever have a cleric whose title is Reverend and whose surname is Bishop, in the military I would not have a Lieutenant Driver. I have collected lists from Internet “baby names” sites and before I start a book I make a list of names for characters in the book, many of which have no assigned character at that stage. After I finish a book I usually have a lot of names left over, but that doesn’t matter – there will always be more needed in the next book.

Crowds: Perhaps allied to the last comment, do not have too many main characters in your story. Readers find it difficult on first reading to distinguish who is what if there are more than about five main characters in a story. If a reader starts to feel confused as the story progresses it is likely that (s)he will just hit the button, and possibly remember your name and not start your next story.

Topic Mesmerizing GIFs
Posted 28 Apr 2012 08:43

http://upload.lushstories.com/770-tumblr_ls22xtcvNt1qervbxo1_500.gif Now that is what I call mesmerising.

Topic Online marriage
Posted 27 Apr 2012 01:45

If, or rather WHEN you need a lawyer for your online divorce, I'm good at arguing. And experienced at divorces (three in rl and counting).

Topic Heart Attack Grill - should restaurants like this be allowed?
Posted 27 Apr 2012 01:29

... Of course when you think about the repercussions from the point of view of the hospitals and that it costs a hell of a lot to rectify the heart attack victim's lack of caring, ...
Look how much it saves if a fool dies young, in not having to treat the diseases of senility, or pay out pensions, etc.