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Vic Seymour
Paramaribo, Suriname
Football, cricket, reading, music (playing and singing)
Favorite Books:
Lady Chatterley's Lover (beautifully written and evocative of its era, with great sex scenes, but that is far from all), Billy Liar, Story of my Life (Jay McInerney), Call it a Canary (Peter Tinniswood), Inkle and Yarico (Beryl Gilroy - rich Englishman shipwrecked in Caribbean, shacks up with native girl)
Favorite Authors:
Francoise Sagan (French novels of doomed romances), John Updike
Favorite Movies:
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, Body Heat, Blazing Saddles, Brief Encounter
Favorite Music:
The Smiths, Lemonheads, Jimi Hendrix, Joan as Policewoman, Beatles, Bacharach & David
Date Joined:
09 Jul 2013
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Topic: How would you turn a woman on without touching her tits, ass or pussy?
Posted: 28 Jul 2014 06:06

Kissing. It's the ignition key to the whole thing. Look at some Japanese lesbian porn. They treat their tongues like sexual equipment.

Topic: how do you write in 3rd person?
Posted: 11 Apr 2014 07:43

I must say it is an unusual problem to have, but that doesn't make it any less of a problem. Most of what we read is in the third person. News reports, magazine articles. He did this, she does that, the government will do the other.

I presume what you're saying is that you naturally write about yourself. Is that right? I don't really want to offer advice until I know exactly what you are doing. But if you'd like to explain it to me I would be happy to help.

Topic: what are you drinking?
Posted: 27 Nov 2013 06:58

Sorrel tea. Supposed to be good for you.

Topic: have u ever been caught masturbating?
Posted: 04 Nov 2013 09:02

I was working as a guide in a sort of museum. It was a quiet day so lay back on a chaise longue and was enjoying myself when the other guide walked in. He didn't say anything, just walked through and onto the balcony. He later became a priest.

Topic: Guys what do you like more shave pussy or not?
Posted: 19 Sep 2013 07:36

Smooth is good. Stubble is not just unpleasant to feel but can also seem kind of insulting.
But pubic hair is sexy and will be fashionable again one day.

Topic: Say something nice about the profile of the person above you
Posted: 25 Aug 2013 09:23

Rotate is intelligent and has a good body. I bet she's got a nice face too.

Topic: Do guys like Chubby or Curvy girls?
Posted: 24 Aug 2013 10:26

I like a bit of meat on the bones. And fat girls are not used to being regarded as sexy, so they are less arrogant. There's nothing worse than a slim woman who thinks she's God's gift to men, which unfortunately also means a lot of the younger ones. Give me a plump mature any time.

Topic: Guilty or Innocent.
Posted: 15 Jul 2013 14:44

Innocent. Have you ever spent all night trying to get someone into bed and then, when you'd cracked it, thought 'Actually, nah' and pulled out?

Topic: Would you slip into bed naked with the person above you?
Posted: 15 Jul 2013 14:28

Yes also to Lynda 3, who appeared while I was writing my my previous smartass answer

Topic: Would you slip into bed naked with the person above you?
Posted: 15 Jul 2013 14:27

What, Crimson Blaze? Silly question - if that picture is really her. Not that looks are that important to me, but when you're presented with beauty, why not enjoy it?

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Stories Published By chrislick
Ordinary people

George had his morning wank as usual before grabbing the full English breakfast at the quite nice hotel in Earls Court. He thought it would be the most exciting part of the day - the masturbation, not the bacon. It was day one of three at an event he was attending, not because he was interested in it, but because the postal administration for which he worked in accounts needed people to...

Added 11 Mar 2015 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 6 | Avg Score 5 | Views 4,243 | 4 Comments

Black widow

Nico was perfectly happy to be alone. A new chapter in a new town – he had done it many times. People wondered why he got around so much, but the answer was simply that he hadn’t found the right place to settle yet. Job, home, friends, woman – they hadn’t all come at the same time, so he was still looking. Now here he was in south-east London, not the most salubrious part of the city, but...

Added 24 Sep 2014 | Category Interracial | Votes 7 | Avg Score 4.57 | Views 8,357 | 1 Comment

Minge On The Beach

The days of Connie and Kit’s holiday together raced by, but there was one thing she was determined to do; the landlocked American wanted to spend some time on an English beach. Maybe she had seen The French Lieutenant’s Woman, Kit thought. She certainly couldn’t have known how cold the sea was, or she wouldn’t have wanted to go anywhere near it. Still, there were some beautiful spots, and...

Added 09 Aug 2014 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 4 | Avg Score 4.25 | Views 2,700 | 3 Comments

The Stare

Much has been written by women about the first time they realized a man was looking at them in a certain way, and that what was on his mind wasn’t, “Aren’t you pretty,” but, “I want you on the end of my cock.” A less common observation is the time a girl finds herself volunteering a look that says, “Come on, then: ask me.” Individual styles vary, of course, but not all girls of barely legal...

Added 04 Aug 2014 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 10 | Avg Score 4.6 | Views 4,774 | 4 Comments

The sun and the rain

Connie. God, my Connie. I could hardly believe it. Here in the same room. In the flesh. In all her glory. This woman whom I had met more than a year ago online and with whom I had fallen crazily in love. We had driven each other to distraction in the early days, waves of emotion flooding us until I was overwhelmed and, frustrated that we were both married and lived thousands of miles apart....

Added 29 Jul 2014 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 3 | Avg Score 4.67 | Views 2,978 | 1 Comment

Queen of darkness

Carmina Teixeira da Silva stared at herself in the bedroom mirror and didn’t like what she saw. She was 35 and single and the sight that faced her told her why. Overweight: she had always been like that. But now it was more like plain, old-fashioned fat. She looked at the dark hair on her forearms and didn’t like that, either. It wasn’t how women were supposed to be. Maybe you could get...

Added 18 Apr 2014 | Category Oral Sex | Votes 3 | Avg Score 4.67 | Views 3,606 | 1 Comment

I told you I was trouble

The party was just breaking up – not a party at all, actually, but an evening at my home in which I had gone out, to enable my daughter to have some friends around for a few drinks to celebrate passing examinations and leaving school. Janie and her classmates were all just 18 and none of them had a ‘place’ where they could gather just to listen to some music and drink some alcohol in private. ...

Added 11 Apr 2014 | Category First Time | Votes 10 | Avg Score 4.4 | Views 17,893 | 5 Comments

Labia of love

A tongue delves into the beautiful mysteries of a woman’s crotch. A mouth descends on the smooth, urgent head of a penis. Evolution is a wonderful thing, and sexually the human race is at a particularly good stage. We have progressed from the unthinking animal practice of a man jumping on a woman and fucking her for the sake of procreation, and have come to appreciate some of the other...

Added 03 Apr 2014 | Category Oral Sex | Votes 5 | Avg Score 4.6 | Views 5,660 | 5 Comments

Angel Of The North

I’m in a bedroom in the dark. It’s in a flat above a shop in south west London. I work in the shop and I get this flat at a low rent. Three bedrooms and it’s only me living there. Tonight the place is full. My friends and I have been to a gig at a pub around the corner and met four northern girls who are down The Smoke for the weekend. My three friends have paired off with the more...

Added 02 Apr 2014 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 13 | Avg Score 4.46 | Views 3,819 | 9 Comments

Giving in to the need

“Forgive me, Lord, for what I’m about to do. You made me a woman, you made me attractive to certain men and you gave me feelings that could be stirred up. I’m sorry, Lord, but I have a feeling I’m not going to be able to resist this.” Jilly got off her knees and quietly left the empty daytime church. She crossed the street and walked the short distance to the railway station. She was...

Added 28 Mar 2014 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 2 | Avg Score 5 | Views 6,291 | 2 Comments

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Posted: 01 Jan 2015 00:20
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.

Posted: 31 Dec 2014 15:45
Happy Birthday tomorrow with the new year.........

Posted: 23 Oct 2014 16:56

Posted: 02 Sep 2014 10:41
Haven't heard from you in the longest time; hope all is well.........

Posted: 01 Jan 2014 08:23
Happy Birthday and hope all is going wonderfully.
Posted: 01 Jan 2014 00:20
Happy Birthday from the Lush team.

Posted: 02 Nov 2013 08:32
Such a good new story, Chris
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