Forum posts made by cleverfox

Topic Have you ever had sex with a foreigner?
Posted 04 Jun 2017 15:58

In 1994 I had a girlfriend from Ukrain. She came to the United States before the fall of the Soviet Union. Her first language was Russian, her second language was Ukrainian and her third language was English.

The first word of Russian that I learned was "harrosho" which roughly translates as "good".

Topic Bad Girl Barbie 😉
Posted 31 May 2016 18:15

I like this picture.

Topic Sexy accents... do they turn you on?
Posted 10 Feb 2016 19:27

I am from the U.S.A. and I had a girlfriend from Ukraine. I loved her accent, especially the way she would say "Sexual Pleasures".

Topic music what not to play at a funeral
Posted 12 Apr 2015 11:27

"Happy Organ" by the Ventures
"Mars, the Bringer of War" by Holst
"Dual of the Fates" by John Wlliams

That being said I want all of those songs played at my funeral. I want to put the "FUN" in my FUNeral.

Topic My job is to give orders all day. My question is, is it wrong for me to want
Posted 31 Aug 2014 19:02

It depends on if your wife wants to dominate you. If she isn't into being dominate I think you are out of luck.

Topic If an alien landed and said...
Posted 26 Jul 2014 17:55

Alien - "Who is your leader?"
Katie - "We don't have a leader. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to be a sort of executive officer for the week"
Alien - "Yes"
Katie - "But all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting..... "
Alien - "Yes I see......"
Katie - "By a simple majority in a case of purely internal affairs....."
Alien - "Be quiet..."
Katie - "But by a two thirds majority in the case of......"
Alien - "Be quiet. I order you to be quiet!!!"

Couldn't resist after last weekend! :-)

This is the best answer to any question I have seen posted on Lush in a long time.

Topic Should there be prisons for old people?
Posted 24 Jul 2014 04:42

May justice be served.

Topic What's your favorite Disney Movie/Character?
Posted 14 Jul 2014 13:17

This character taught me that the destination is secondary, the actual journey is more important.


Topic Happy Bastille Day!
Posted 13 Jul 2014 22:10

Need I say more?

Topic while currently married or
Posted 29 Jun 2014 18:08


So Doc, what was her answer?

Topic Obama stupidity
Posted 20 Jun 2014 23:28

Really, you believed that the US went there to capture the oil supply, got any kind of proof?

There were never any weapons of mass destruction. There were never any post-invasion plans for developing a democratic government. Al-Qeada had no presence in Iraq before we invaded. Iraq had no part in the 9-11 attacks, in fact , 15 of the 19 hijackers were Saudi.

Tell me, if that invasion wasn't for oil then why the hell was the Bush administration so hell bent on a huge permanent US military presence in Iraq?

The only possible explanation is Bush invaded for oil unless you think Bush was a complete idiot. (Oops, I may have just defeated my own argument.)

Topic Obama stupidity
Posted 19 Jun 2014 14:40

If he had left them there in the first place this mess wouldn't have gotten to this point.

If we hadn't have fucked around in Iraq trying to take their oil in the first place there wouldn't have been a mess made.

Topic The President of the USA and why your Rate has to Skyrocket
Posted 18 Jun 2014 02:38

It is funny but I have only heard about how much these regulations are going to raise electricity prices and do very little for the environment in advertisements run by the coal lobby.

Topic Honestly... (Are YOU a little bit Racist?)
Posted 03 Jun 2014 15:55

I have caught myself thinking the same things. I just hope I am always able to recognize these thoughts for what they are and move beyond them.

Topic Can interracial include blondes with redheads?
Posted 01 Jun 2014 00:27

As a Ginger I am not sure if I should stand and applaud the question or be deeply offended. Eh?

I think that I am starting to feel that I should stand and applaud. sunny

I think that DanielleX had hit the nail on the head.

Topic Can interracial include blondes with redheads?
Posted 31 May 2014 10:56

As a Ginger I am not sure if I should stand and applaud the question or be deeply offended. Eh?

Topic Elliot Rodger kills 6, injures 13 others. Is it rape culture, guns or something else?
Posted 29 May 2014 22:36

you fell for it! I have never call anyone HONEY before. But knew it would make you nuts. You like most of us who have been through the war called life, ARE DAMAGED GOODS. Even the word HONEY is like an ATOM bomb.

I am sorry but what point were you trying to make by calling Sprite "Honey"? I don't even see what the "it" for which she fell.

Topic Volunteer Story Editors
Posted 27 May 2014 22:28

Thank you very much for your reply Nicola.

Topic Volunteer Story Editors
Posted 27 May 2014 22:05

Haineko, I said to ask for NON-moderator volunteers. I know the moderators are very busy and can't edit stories.

Wouldn't it be nice to be able to know who is willing to edit stories and how good these editors are?

This would help the people having trouble getting stories approved for grammatical reasons. I often feel it is helpful to have another person read my stories to find errors that I have missed.

The stories would still need to go to the official story verifiers for acceptance after editing.

Topic Volunteer Story Editors
Posted 27 May 2014 21:13

Why not ask for non-moderator members to volunteer to edit stories for members that are having problems getting stories approved?

If there are official volunteers editing stories then this would help the mods and then the members that ask for help can rank the help the volunteers gave.

I believe that this would help alliviate the frustration on both sides.

Topic Things you don't understand even when they're explained to you.
Posted 22 May 2014 21:09

I find it difficult to believe that somebody that has been so badly abused can show so little compassion for another that has suffered horrible abuse. Even the fact that she admittedly broke her own rules to put the second person down is almost unbelievable.

Topic Happy Cinco de Mayo!!
Posted 06 May 2014 09:00

It is the celebration of the Mexicans defeating the French army at the battle of Puebla. I am not sure of the year.

I happen to be a half Italian, half Celtic red head that lives in Denver Colorado where there are plenty of people that are Mexican or of Mexican descent that celebrate the holiday. As far as I am concerned, why not have a good time?

Topic Would you consider LUSH to be a porn site?
Posted 21 Apr 2014 11:17

Lush is a porn site. If you want a non-porn story site then go to the blue sister site of Lush.

Topic The Rage Cage
Posted 21 Apr 2014 06:07

Aren't lawyers just the biggest pain in the ass?

Topic Addicting Series
Posted 31 Mar 2014 20:22

The Big Bang Theory

Topic what are you drinking?
Posted 28 Mar 2014 16:33

Blue Moon Coriander Wheet Ale with orange slices.

Topic The Rage Cage
Posted 28 Mar 2014 05:02

Double, Double, Toil and Trouble. Fire Burn and Caldron Bubble.

The Coven exists.

Topic How many of you own a strap-on and who do you use it on?
Posted 20 Mar 2014 18:41

Dr. Love,

Have you ever asked your wife to use a strap-on dildo on you? I bet you have some good stories to tell.

Topic Best job interview tip?
Posted 10 Mar 2014 13:19

All of the advice above is very good. I just want to add if you wear a wrist watch take it off of your wrist and put it in your pocket. The only thing that matters during the interview is the interview. Looking at the watch isn't good.

Also, if you have a cell phone remember to put it on vibrate before the interview.

Topic Have you ever lied to your partner or spouse about having sex with someone else
Posted 03 Mar 2014 17:02

Personally, I think it would make it all worse if I was married to a woman that cheated on another man to be with me in the first place then, I cheated on her when she made the accusation and I lied to her.