Forum posts made by clover

Topic Help! Vagina, Pussy, Cunt... what to call it....
Posted 13 Sep 2009 15:15

First post in like a year...have internet for a day! YAY! Anyways, I wanted to add two that my ex came up with: Jaws of Life and the Pink Lagoon.

Topic A Little Ditty...
Posted 22 Mar 2009 17:58

I thought this was gonna be about Jack and Diane, two American kids doin', best they can...

Jackie's gonna be a football star, Diane's debutante backseat of Jackie's car...

I love that song Rocco! Brings back nothing but good memories =)

Topic Post your favorite Youtube video
Posted 15 Mar 2009 09:10

Peanutbutterjellywithabaseballbat! lol! The laughing baby is adorable.

Posted 12 Mar 2009 09:23

hello1 rofl that is awesome chef.

Topic rocks
Posted 12 Mar 2009 09:21

True story-

I was on the phone with a friend of mine telling him naughty things I would do when I saw him next. He replies with "You, ma'am, read way too many sex stories." I laughed, and told him "No, I'm just really detailed with how I write. Watch, I bet you I could write a story about a rock, and it would be the best damn story about a rock you would ever read." He doesn't skip a beat to reply, "Yeah, if it was about a rock having sex with another rock."

Posted 06 Mar 2009 19:51

No I'm on AT&T. IN BLOODY TEXAS!!!!cussing

*sigh* me too, Chef, me too.

Topic Poor Boyfriends
Posted 06 Mar 2009 19:39

One was in rehab (I didn't want to break up with him till he got out) and the other was cheating on me with 2 other women so I had a fun night out about a week before we broke up.

Topic Michael Jackson is going on tour again
Posted 05 Mar 2009 23:37

What happened to make his skin turn white? I forgot

Topic Post your favorite Youtube video
Posted 05 Mar 2009 23:23

Uuuugh, so they took away the music to my favorite, but this is still the same guys. My favorite was their Kelly Clarkson impersonation.

P.S. don't know these guys personally, stumbled upon them a long time ago. They bring a smile to my face every time though.

Topic Banned!
Posted 01 Mar 2009 16:34

Topic Funny Cat video
Posted 01 Mar 2009 15:30

UPDATE: 3am shrieking mouse woke me up cause he was being chased by cat. Mouse was rescued. House is back into normal order. =)

Topic Chivalry
Posted 01 Mar 2009 14:53

I had to think hard about this one lol. I don't usually let someone pay for everything, my pants are probably already off, and I'm the first one to notice my drink is empty and I need another one so you can see where I went with my answer...laughing6

Topic Sexual Preferences
Posted 01 Mar 2009 14:46

But...but...It depends!

Topic Good breakup songs
Posted 01 Mar 2009 14:42

=( the embed thing is disabled, but here's the link

Think Twice-Eve 6

I was once in love with my best friend, I used to listen to this all the time thinking of her...

Topic What are you listening to right now?
Posted 01 Mar 2009 00:30

Two Princes-Spin Doctors =P

Topic sprained ankle
Posted 01 Mar 2009 00:28

Hmm, I would definitely make sure it isn't broken. I've done that with a foot before, messed it up really bad and it ended up being broken. I worked two 8 hour shifts on it before I finally went to the doctor, and I still haven't paid off the medical bills. If you don't mind your credit being messed up a bit, you can go to an emergency room and get it taken care of like BB said. I went to an "express medical" and got all my x-rays and my boot, plus physical therapy and it's really only costing me about $500, which I'm paying off very, very slowly. The debt collectors can't figure out how to get a hold of me ;P

Posted 28 Feb 2009 09:21

I tried again, but I can't get any further. My eyes are blurry now!

I did notice all the reading I've done over the years of trashy historical romance novels came in pretty handy, though.

I know! My first question was "What is the meaning of "bulge"?" evil4

Topic This is why You're Fat
Posted 28 Feb 2009 09:19

Heh, and I thought my diet was really bad.

Posted 27 Feb 2009 23:58

I couldn't get past level 30 lol. I donated over 1,000 grains of rice

Topic Lingerie
Posted 27 Feb 2009 10:06

I didn't realize there were so many Texans in here lol. (I too, am Texan) Naughty state we are.

Topic Worse toy ever?
Posted 27 Feb 2009 10:03

goth mouth lol. I can see these being popular at bachelorette parties.

Topic The Mean Kitty Song
Posted 27 Feb 2009 09:55

hello1 that is soooo my cat!

psycho kitty

Topic Dildo Vs. Vibe
Posted 27 Feb 2009 09:47

vibrator. if it has no batteries, it better have a pulse.

LOL lex! I fully agree!

Topic Hairy?
Posted 25 Feb 2009 21:16

I prefer freshly cut...laughing6

Topic significant other and masturbation
Posted 25 Feb 2009 21:01

Hmm that one's not one I can really give advice over. I manage to bring up masturbation on the first date at least, more so because I do it so often, not because I'm worried about whether or not they do it.

Topic Funny Cat video
Posted 25 Feb 2009 20:52

Oh man, my younger cat would be the ring leader of those other ones. Today he actually knocked over the mouse cage...we still haven't found the mouse =(

Topic Do you have a Fetish?
Posted 25 Feb 2009 20:44

A decent cup of tea and a bacon sandwich does me ...

lol I know a few guys that loooove a bacon sandwich, before, after, and sometimes during sex

Topic been a while...
Posted 24 Feb 2009 23:12

Topic Black and Whites
Posted 24 Feb 2009 23:08

Oooh oooh, this one too =)

Topic Threesome Preference
Posted 24 Feb 2009 16:48

Never had the chance for mmf. Had a couple of ffms, but not exactly enjoyable, I was always the third wheel. =( it should be equal opportunity.