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The very first ever Blonde GUY joke...... And well worth the wait!An Irishman a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work onscaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, 'Corned beef and cabbage! If I getcorned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off thisbuilding.'The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, 'Burritos again! If I getburritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too.'The blonde opened his lunch and said, 'Bologna again! If I get a bolognasandwich one more time, I'm jumping too.'The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage,and jumped to his death.The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death aswell.At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, 'If I'd known howreally tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it tohim again!'The Mexican's wife also wept and said, 'I could have given him tacos orenchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much.'(Oh this is GOOD!!)Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife.The blonde's wife said, 'Don't look at me.The idiot makes his own lunch.' ======================================================
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