Hi, I'm Collette, from sunny UK I'm here to share my stories and read some awesome ones. Hope you like the stories I post, please let me know if you do, or even if you don't. I am very happily involved with someone so not looking for cybering or meeting up with people. Will only accept Friend requests from people that write or who's profile interests me, and single word chat/friend requests will be ignored. Idiots sending cock pics will be blocked, reported and held up to public ridicule- I will burn you!! Be warned I am open-minded, I like to think I'm friendly but I know my boundaries and other peoples. I try not to overstep the mark, so expect the same from you My stories are, to a large extent, fictional, just because I write about sex doesn't mean I need to discuss it in detail with you.
Kissing is great foreplay, mid-play and after-play. I love to kiss while in the throes of passion.
I don't frequent sex sites- this is a literary site, right? I have seen some pics my ex took of me surfacing on the web, can't do anything about it now, I guess :( The only saving grace is that he was a crap photogapher, lol, so they aren't that 'erotic' :)
Do you mean a leprechaun??
Uptight Downtown - La Roux
I MUST read this !!!!! It is an instruction manual isn't it ???? Gosh, I do hope so!!!
Your name appeared as a middle name in my story Brown . *giggles* I had to go back and re-read that, Possibly :) No surprise I missed it, what with all that sizzling sex!! Suitably chastised...
Bunch of self-righteous twats basing their prejudices on some fucking book of fairy stories (yep, I get the irony of that statement!!).
6-0 now and doesn't look like Germany are letting up!! So, no, Brazil might get third spot but I wouldn't put money on that happening!!
Wow, well done Liz, Billy and Lupus, and to everyone else that entered, it was a tough theme but the stories were all such good reads! I will try harder next time, so watch yer asses :)
Here it is... (I might have taken some inspiration from your avatar and profile pics too) *drumroll* http://www.lushstories.com/stories/seduction/seducing-collette.aspx Hope you like it! Only one set of red cheeks though, as I somehow had a romantic streak when I wrote it. I feel honoured, Chrissie, very hot tale beautifully written :) Romance is good, so thank you very much xxx
Why else would a girl go sans Victoria’s Secret? I suggest a quick drink in the local pub followed by an early night, but how long does it take to drink one pint? I nurse my half pint of Guinness for too long. I yawn theatrically. “Tired? Let’s get you home.” He finishes his pint and, saying goodnight to the landlord and one or two locals, we head out. “Let’s take a detour over...
Added 25 Jul 2014 | Category Flash Erotica
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December roared like a lion, and I would be glad to see the back of this year, 1782. The death of my father had hit the family hard, our livelihood threatened by squabbling over his will. My mother had taken to her bed, and I had been recalled from tuition at my aunt’s house upon the East Coast to reunite with my mother and my six sisters for the festive season. The carriage seemed to...
Added 13 Jun 2014 | Category Supernatural
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I’d only been working at Turner and Huntley’s Estate Agents for 3 weeks, and I’d pulled the dreaded weekend shift. Sat in the office in my regulation nylon uniform- green patterned blouse and red knee-length skirt- I looked out at the beautiful spring day unfold before me. People flocked past the plate-glass windows, all dressed for the sun, and all headed somewhere other than house-hunting....
Added 08 Jun 2014 | Category Straight Sex
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You had me at hello The crinkle of your smile The softness of your eyes The palest blue of summer skies You had me at the first handshake Firm, warm, the touch of a lover Leaving me wanting more To discover everything about you You had me with your first glance Passion I'd not seen before Short of breath, I felt the floor Whirl away beneath my feet You had me at the first dance...
Added 01 Jun 2014 | Category Love Poems
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Peel me like a grape, spread me like butter There's no need for small talk, babe, come on, let's cut To the chase, at your place, but let's do this thing now I'll let you go further than you thought I'd allow Tear at the clothing that make me seem so chaste Ripping off the buttons, we're both in such a haste Mouthing words of enticement, needing, wanting, yearning Bite me long...
Added 31 May 2014 | Category Erotic Poems
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Candy She lives her life In red and white Like stripes on the sweet that bears her name White by day Hiding from those that seek to prey On one so alabaster skinned Timid, pure, reticent Clad in nylon and wool Peeking from behind her wire-rimmed glasses Shying from the crowd Finding comfort in her anonymity Alone, yet not lonely Content to stay in the shadows ...
Added 03 May 2014 | Category Erotic Poems
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I wear that dress that you adore The one that fits me like a glove Synonymous with your love Standing here before you Fingers finding buttons with ease Muscle memory makes them linger Dragging nails across my skin Revealed slowly from beneath Freckled neckline beckons you Rose coloured nipple wanton Peaking just for you, your touch Enticing moans and moisture Soft...
Added 13 Apr 2014 | Category Love Poems
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Waves crackle upon the shore Shingle breaking in the receding wash Remind me of us, colliding, tumbling, crashing The spray of the salt air, sweet to my mind The smell fills our senses, the sun bright above Creaking of the pier as the waves attack The shush of the sand as the tide pulls away Seagulls overhead, wheeling, crying The wind dying, clouds float on by A lithium...
Added 05 Apr 2014 | Category Love Poems
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Snapping buttons, zips and clasps, Hands on skin, silk and sheets, Eliciting moans, inviting gasps. Fabric sliding from limbs, Mouths entwined, eyes ablaze, Biting soft, kissing hard. Fumbling fingers foraging Breasts cupped, testes squeezed Intensity building without, within. Tongue on skin, salted taste, Eyes locked, eyes closed. No effort goes to waste. Synapses...
Added 04 Apr 2014 | Category Erotic Poems
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Thank you, L, for your love, your affection Two disparate souls found a deep connection And in my darkest hours and days You gave so much, in so many ways And as our paths now separate Our hearts remain entwined by fate Your strength, character, and honesty Have burned so brightly inside of me I owe my life to one so dear You gave me hope and soothed the fear You made me who...
Added 29 Mar 2014 | Category Love Poems
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