Forum posts made by cottonbike

Topic Joke for the Brits
Posted 12 Apr 2012 15:59

Bill and Ben, the Flowerpot men are in bed.

Bill turns to Ben and says "Slobba lobba lobba"

Ben says " If you loved me, you'd swallow that"

Topic We go together like...
Posted 10 Apr 2012 14:19

Steak and Rocquefort cheese..........

Topic If you could have a day alone with anyone on Lush, who would you pick and what would you do with the
Posted 10 Apr 2012 14:16

She knows who she is, and I need a 72 hour day !!!

Topic If You Woke Up With The Person Above You What Would Be The First Thing You'd Say?
Posted 10 Apr 2012 14:12

Who's getting breakfast ready?

Topic Talk in song titles
Posted 10 Apr 2012 14:09

Just when I needed you most...........Randy Vanwarmer

Topic Ask the person below you any question
Posted 10 Apr 2012 14:06

I went racing motorbikes, when I was probably too old.


What is your favourite colour hair, for a partner?

Topic You & the person above/before you wake up in a police car handcuffed together....
Posted 10 Apr 2012 14:00

Que sera sera................

Topic Sexual Compatibility Test
Posted 10 Apr 2012 13:56

76% Sensual and 57% Aggressive!


Mmmm...so sexy, so smooth, so giving, so...good. Bet you really enjoy sex don't you? In fact, probably more than most people. That's what being Sensual is all about: PASSION. But not just for your pleasure, for theirs. For you, it's the whole experience that makes great sex. You obviously like to take your time and do it "right". You mostly know what you want and you definitely know what you like. To top it off you're just plain good at it -- less so than someone more Aggressive. You're not opposed to trying some new things or embarking on an adventure as long as you and your partner do it together and, more importantly, it works for them. You strive to put your partner's needs ahead of your own which many people claim is difficult to find so keep it up!

Topic see thru pantie pics :)
Posted 10 Apr 2012 13:37

An absolutely stunning collection of pictures........

The most erotic, by far, are the ones with a hand sliding into their panties....WOW........

Topic Sheer - See Thru
Posted 10 Apr 2012 13:33

This must be the best gallery ever !!!

Topic The sexiest part of a woman's body
Posted 04 Apr 2012 15:09

Her eyes, her smile and the soft curve of her breasts at the sides next to her arms......

Topic Ideal cup size
Posted 04 Apr 2012 15:03

My first wife was a 36AAA, second wife 36D; in all honesty I'd have to go for the 36D.......

Topic Last Two Letters ....
Posted 04 Apr 2012 14:56

ilicit

Topic Hug, kiss or ????? the person above you.
Posted 04 Apr 2012 14:55

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Topic Post groundless lies about the person above
Posted 04 Apr 2012 14:51

Angie shops at Walmart wearing a hoodie, tracksuit & trainers...

Topic Word association game
Posted 04 Apr 2012 14:44

Stroke

Topic Trashing Your Ex
Posted 25 Mar 2012 04:41

I am finding it very hard not to ‘trash’ my ex-wife.

Our life appeared, to me and everyone else, to be great until I took ill with cancer. A few months after an operation she walked out on me with 15 mins notice to ‘sort her head out’. I didn’t know what was going on, heavily dosed up on morphine, anti-nausea tablets and anti-cancer medication; I could not care for myself or all of her animals she left me with. She had taken £90k from the savings account, told friends that I was ‘cured’ of cancer, said she just wanted to be on her own and hoped that we could still be friends. Despite two years of me trying to get her to talk to me about what is/was wrong with the marriage, she has refused to tell me; only saying that she hopes to be able to explain things to me one day, but not now.

Since then she has sold our engagement ring, is taking me to court to try to get the house from me and wants part of my pension, so that she doesn’t have to work again. She has told many people that I didn’t ‘appreciate’ her enough whilst I was ill. She has now moved in with a married man, who has been ‘grooming’ her since the day she left me.

Yes, I do feel very bitter about her and the method of her leaving, the very least she could have done was to tell me that she had a problem with our relationship. At this time I can find nothing good to say about her. I just can’t understand the kind of person that would do this to me; I’m not perfect, but I’ve been a damn good husband committed to her.

Topic why people lie?
Posted 25 Mar 2012 04:05

My soon to be ex-wife has always had a problem with being honest with me, and anyone else for that matter.
If there was something that she didn't want you to know, she would always think long and hard and be evasive, economical with the truth or say that she didn't want to talk about it. She was always adamant that she never told lies; I tried to explain to her that, in effect, not telling the truth, was telling a lie; this she could not see. Since she walked out on me, I've found out so many things about her, that she was not truthful about; I now wonder who the person was that I married, did I marry a real person or was it all a facade, a mask to hide the inner self. It's heartbreaking never to know the truth about someone that you love, especially when you have been so honest and open with them. For me, truth and honesty are paramount, one can handle the truth; the unknown is another matter.

Topic Your Fellas sleeping & your horny
Posted 25 Mar 2012 03:22

I was on holiday a few years ago with my future wife; we'd been out walking in the morning, had lunch and went back to the apartment.
I was tired so went for a nap. When I woke up she said she was feeling horny whilst I was asleep, so she masturbated with a banana from the fruit bowl, on the settee in the lounge. To this day, I'm not sure if I was more excited at the thought of her using a banana or disappointed that she hadn't climbed in bed with me and ravished me.
Such is life.

Topic How's your relationships going?
Posted 20 Mar 2012 02:19

My relationship with my wife is non-existent at the moment. After being married 10 years, I was taken ill for about a year before we discovered that I had a cancer tumour on my kidney. After I had an operation to remove the kidney, my wife just walked out on me, out of the blue with no explanation. After two years, she has still not told me why she left; from the very few things that she has said, she felt that I was not paying her enough attention or appreciated her enough. How I was expected to do that when I was in considerable pain and discomfort, I don’t know. So I have lost the woman that I loved more than life itself. Life, relationships and wives with no empathy suck.

Topic mouth, ass or pussy?
Posted 20 Mar 2012 01:42

A hot wet pussy has got to be the best..

Topic Waking up to a blow job - yay or nay?
Posted 20 Mar 2012 01:38

Absolutely love the idea of waking up to a blow job, unfortunately it's only happened to me once. First wife woke up one morning after having horny dreams all night, fantastic. Current wife, not interested in morning sex.

Topic Boobs - Can you answer honestly?
Posted 20 Mar 2012 01:35

Personally I prefer a C or a D cup, having said that, my first wife was a AA, and I had no problems with her boob size. As others have said, it's all down to responsiveness.

Topic Would you lick her pussy after you came in?
Posted 20 Mar 2012 01:30

Yes, I do. She liks it and I like the taste too.

Topic Sheer Underwear
Posted 29 Jan 2011 17:48

Do any of you gals still wear see-thru sheer underwear. I was very poulatn a few years ago but seems to have dropped out of fashion. I don't know why.