About CoyotlMittens


This is a pen name.

I insert details about myself in my fiction. Of course, I don't tell which details these are, so basically, feel free to look at my writings, pick out whatever details you like, and create a person, and that's me.

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 14 Jan 2018 13:54

I'm beginning to think the topic for the next contest should be "Why I Don't Have Time to Write a Contest Entry."

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 12 Jan 2018 19:01

Just so y'all know, according to my never faithful Lush new thread post notification via email system, none of you who posted in the last few hours, well, your posts, and I suppose by extension, you, exist no more, at least not for the time being.

I write dirty stories, therefore I am!

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 11 Jan 2018 15:41

So, I'm not going to say I missed Lush today, but I may have tried sacrificing a dozen or so virgins in hopes of pleasing the gods and bringing it back from the dead.

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 11 Jan 2018 15:40

I've only been on Lush for a week now, and I know I've stumbled on something good when I'm spamming refresh all day, eagerly waiting for its return.

That is so bizarre.... and weird... and shameful... and also exactly what I've been doing all day.

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 11 Jan 2018 15:39

As one of the self-righteous folks who have already entered the current contest, I wonder if it would have been worth the bother to allow more than one entry but only in a different 'new' category.

STOP! One entry was quite enough work, thank you very much. Show off!


Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 10 Jan 2018 19:52

Sorry, Gill, about your parents.

I don’t think any amount of cocktail umbrellas makes you batty though.

Thanks for the drink, Rump. Perfect!

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 10 Jan 2018 19:26

Hi Jenny welcome to the bar

Charmed, thanks! Hope your night's (or day!) going well!

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 10 Jan 2018 18:53

*double post*

<img src="/forum/images/emoticons/bighugs.gif" alt="Big Hugs"> <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/hugs.gif" alt="Hugs"> <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/pintdrunk.gif" alt="Pint Drunk"> <img src="/forum/images/emoticons/pourwine.gif" alt="Pour Wine">

I enjoyed both readings. :-"

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 10 Jan 2018 18:45

Hmmm. I'm a simple gal, I yam. How about a G and T?

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 10 Jan 2018 16:28

The folk here are sick of hearing about my ongoing lack-of-computer saga!

I’m just impresssed you’re posting sans computer!

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But a Big Dream - Chapter 3

She had honed her cast for years for one reason and one reason only. Scene: Chiasa, mild-mannered young Sansei, academically competent (even for an Asian—huzzah), prone to profanity, shorts a la jailbait , now wearing an Angels hat with the requisite ponytail, and unlimbering the old axe clumsily—whoops! got the hook caught on her favorite T, the one with the heart outlined in the...

Added 10 Jan 2018 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 2 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,174 | 1 Comment

Romance Most Wet

It was a setting where he really should have known better, but nonetheless the prince insisted in generally referring to peasant women as baggage when he was out on his carriage rides. It was only a matter of time before one turned out to be a witch. After she’d cast her spell, with the usual ‘return to original form upon a kiss by a princess’ proviso, she vanished in a puff of smoke....

Added 08 Jan 2018 | Category Teen

But a Big Dream - Chapter 2

She lay on the bed for a few moments, trying to decide on the mise en scène . The responsibility here was immense. So windows cracked, rear door open, the incomparable tropical breeze. Thirty-second shower, gelid, enough for four efficient soap strokes. Pubic hair proofreading: two flicks of the razor reinforced the champagne glass phase she was currently going through. Makeup retouched,...

Added 01 Jan 2018 | Category First Time | Votes 1 | Avg Score 5 | Views 2,154 | 1 Comment

But a Big Dream - Chapter 1

Sunlight, the Pacific variety, was always death for her. Maybe something to do with her name—but probably not. Late in the day, when her skin glowed and released its stored warmth, freckles coming into existence over her nose like the stars above the horizon, then she felt tied to the earth itself, its titanic history. The sun sizzled to a puddle on the horizon, with the wind pushing the...

Added 26 Dec 2017 | Category Masturbation | Votes 3 | Avg Score 4.67 | Views 1,903 | 3 Comments

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