About Crapbag123

Please don't be put off by the name. It's a reference to Friends which I've used for pretty much everything online. I'm a big fan of erotica and this site has really opened my eyes to the writing possibilities. Hope to get writing too.

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Glamorgan, United Kingdom
I love close to a famous beach. I try to go to the gym regularly but my waistline tells of my love of good food. And obviously, I enjoy sex, whether that being doing it, talking about it or thinking about it.
Favorite Authors:
All the ladies and gents on here.
Favorite Movies:
I'm not a big movie buff. If I'm going to watch anything it's usually funny. I'm a fan of a lot of british films like Shaun of the Dead and such.
Favorite Music:
My top artists from last fm:
Josh Rouse
Turin Brakes
Morning Runner
Elton John
Fountains of Wayne
Just Jack
I'm From Barcelona
Noah and the Whale
The King Blues
David Gray
Date Joined:
27 Mar 2012
Last Visit:
21 Apr 2015 (4 hours ago)
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Latest Forum Posts
Topic: any opinions about the ideal length of time for a single sex session ?
Posted: 17 Apr 2015 13:51

My wife loves to get it done fast whereas I like it long and love foreplay. We're the wrong way round!

Topic: What's the hardest thing about being in a relationship with you?
Posted: 15 Apr 2015 14:19

My past/slutty desires.

Guys I've dated have been very jealous and suspicious of me. I don't blame them. I always fantasize about cheating, but I don't.
To be honest I like a girl with a sexy past. As long as she is committed to me I don't see what's wrong. Just means she'll be more into the dirty shit with me.

As for me, I am infuriatingly hard to get angry so difficult to row with which is what I find a lot of women want.

Topic: When you get yourself off . . .
Posted: 11 Apr 2015 23:27

Almost always have a tissue handy. However if not, it's onto the belly!

Topic: Wives would you love for your husband to share you with another man?
Posted: 24 Feb 2015 15:27

Hmm maybe if I share mine with another woman and than I might have a bit more free time ;)
I'm game if you are... ;)

Topic: 8 Free Silver Memberships but they have to be 'Gifted'.
Posted: 09 Feb 2015 07:13

32 please

Topic: What is the best thing a women can do to you during sex to make sex amazing
Posted: 16 Jan 2015 13:40

Not be imaginary?

Topic: How do you handle not having sex for a long time?
Posted: 15 Jan 2015 12:02

Life happens. I have been married for 7 years and a lot has happened in that window, three children, bereavements, health issues, big life stuff. My sex drive has always been higher and his quite low. His has drifted to non-existent and I feel frustrated. I love my husband but it is frustrating being the one that tries all the time. So you join lush, you buy yourself a toy, you find a kindred spirit and you daydream and masturbate (a lot)
A lot like this^

Just married not as long but been with her a while.

Topic: UK
Posted: 11 Jan 2015 10:02

Originally Midlands, now Wales.

Topic: Can you recall the best blowjob you ever received?
Posted: 06 Jan 2015 05:26

My then gf, dressed in a basque and suspenders, licking chocolate body paint off my cock. This was made even better when she looked up at me with a naughty look, saying, "it's just like a chocolate lollypop" before sucking it back in her mouth. I nearly came then and there. Great blowjob.

Topic: NEW questions concerning the Membership options
Posted: 03 Jan 2015 04:50

A post was made (in the old Q&A thread) about people not wishing to make a payment since the transaction would be highlighted on their subsequent statement as a payment in a different currency with likely conversion details.

I use a MBNA Visa credit card and certainly when I purchased a few golds a while back the entry on the statement was simply this:

28 Jul 14 30 Jul 14 PAYPAL BIGSOFTWARE 35314369001 £30.36

No mention of any currency conversion. I have no idea what other card providers do.

Well that resolves that issues I had! Thanks for letting me know.

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Stories Published By Crapbag123
The Hen Do, The Saloon Girl and The Businessman - Chapter One

As he sat in the bar with his drink he thought about the long day he had just finished. After his promotion within his government department, David had been working a lot more and extreme amounts of traveling took him away from his partner. His latest trip had taken him to Bristol and, as it was Friday, he had decided to stay another night to see the town. David was six feet tall and of...

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