19 Jun 2012 19:32
Our homogenized, liberal society would lead us to believe that life can best be enjoyed with a open heart and warm smile, but I believe that life can best be preserved with a closed bolt and a sinister smirk. Saepe Externus, Semper Fidelis, Frater Infinitas.
09 Mar 2012 09:58
I wonder how many of the "KONY" people callin for US involvement in Uganda opposed the war in Iraq? A murderous dictator's regime was overthrown and the Bush administration was excoriated for it. I guess some mass murderers are worse than others...
11 Feb 2012 21:50
Thanks everyone who read my story and voted on it. I greatly appreciate it!!!
09 Feb 2012 19:21
The conclusion to "Vacation With My Daughter" has been posted. Please read, vote, and comment!
05 Feb 2012 15:38
Let's Go PATS!!!!
17 Jan 2012 21:42
And the hits just keep on coming. I guess it's true what they say: "when it rains, it pours." Well, I'm standing in a category 5 fucking hurricane!
13 Dec 2011 23:44
You know that whole saying about how nice guys finish last? Well, I'm about to turn into the biggest asshole to remedy that!
09 Oct 2011 23:13
I love how I can log onto Lush after a long day and just completely relax!
31 Jul 2011 19:12
I once again apologize if anyone has gotten weird messages from me. I have no clue what's going on!
25 Jul 2011 12:05
Who wants to give me my birthday present?
29 Jun 2011 10:02
I got really horny at work so I decided to come home on my lunch break and take care of things
26 Jun 2011 09:05
"Porn Star Dad" is by far one of the beat series on here. If you haven't read them yet I highly advise you do so!
15 Jun 2011 20:01
30 May 2011 11:02
Today is a day of remembrance in the US to remember all of the fallen service members who have given their lives in the fight to rid the world of tyrrany and in the name of freedom. I would also like to recognize the countries that have stood next to America in that same fight over this country's past 235 years of existence. Rest in peace my brothers. You are now guarding the streets of Heaven!
21 May 2011 09:00
Sorry if you have tried getting a hold of me. I'm using my phone to get on.
19 May 2011 20:02
If you have been trying to chat with me on yahoo I apologize, my messenger isn't working right at this time. I hope to get it fixed real soon
15 May 2011 22:31
If anybody has gotten a message from me that seems weird, I apologize, apparently my profile got hacked and someone sent some pretty stupid messages to people.
28 Mar 2011 22:45
I'm ready for another vacation!!!
08 Jan 2011 00:29
Part 3 of the "Vacation with my daughter" series has been submitted!!!
31 Dec 2010 21:24
Happy New Year everyone! I hope this one is a lot better than the last!!!
27 Dec 2010 18:35
"Band of Brothers" marathon on TV. My day has suddenly gotten much better!!!
19 Dec 2010 20:59
"Vacation with my daughter" has over 20,000 views. Only 10,000 more and then I get the so elusive "famous story" badge!!!
15 Dec 2010 23:02
I love the rush of endorphins I get after a nice, long run. Makes me ready for a lot of fun!
14 Dec 2010 07:08
I hate finals so much!!!!
10 Dec 2010 20:36
I just updated my profile. It's about damn time!!!
02 Dec 2010 22:52
I need some more views and votes on my stories!!!
28 Nov 2010 13:53
If it weren't for physics or law enforcement, I would be unstoppable!!!