About Cripto


grumbles nobody's going to read this anyway, I can just ignooooOh! Somebody's reading this!

Ok, well, um. Hi I guess. My names Ryan and I'm a user here! Uh, I guess you knew that from me being on here hu...Guess just listing some stuff is a good sart.

Well, first off, see that box that says that I'm from Vashon Island? Yep, that's my home, but I'm currently going to college in Montana. I'm a History major, hopefully I'll be able to to work in genealogy. I live with my twin brother in an apartment off campus. Yes, we are identical and no, don't ask for pic's of him. You won't get any.

Scratches head Uh, what else...

I'm 20 and I'm single as of now, and open to anything but not quite sure what. I don't write stories now, but I want to. If I do write anything anytime soon...I'll let you know what it will be sense I don't know what kind of topic it would be on. But I do have experience in writing as I like to RP a lot. Never done anything adult though, but that might change here. Who knows right?

Well, I guess that's about it, I may or may not update this with more stuff. If you've got questions then don't be afraid to ask k?

Ryan Devlin
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Seattle, Washington, United States
Local Time:
20 Jun 2018 16:13
Reading, writing poetry and stories, video games, Theater (huge theater geek), hanging out with friends and just being me.
Favorite Books:
I don't have an all time favorite, but right now I would say my favs would be Poison Study, Elantris, Enders Game, Hair Apparent, Divergent, Vampire High, The Wish List, Eon, (Soon to be more when I care to put more in here XD)
Favorite Authors:
I generally don't memorize the names of authors because I'm there for the book, not the person who wrote it.
Favorite Movies:
Lord of the Rings, Spirited Away, Good Morning Vietnam, Robin Hood Men In Tights, Star Wars, Steamboy, The Day After Tomorrow, Catch Me if You Can, The Hobbit, Men In Black (I and III), Austin Powers (all of them) and more to come when I think of them
Favorite Music:
Whatever catches my ear, but mostly Rock 'n Roll.


Date Joined:
05 Oct 2011
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Topic: My bf wont do kinky shit with me
Posted: 27 Apr 2018 20:52

Be honest with him about why you would like to try doing these things. Remember that it may be uncomfortable for him to think about hurting you in any way. Sex is always about having an open dialogue about what you like or don't like so always choose the honest path.

I hope that helps and that you two can figure this out together!

Topic: guys ever wear panties?
Posted: 25 Jan 2013 23:02

No, that's not for me.

Topic: Is it good or bad if the girl is a virgin?
Posted: 25 Jan 2013 23:01

It's not a bad thing to be honest. To me, a girl that is a virgin is a girl that can share my inexperience (also a virgin). A girl that isn't can teach me hot to be a better lover. :)

Topic: Misleading Avatars
Posted: 25 Jan 2013 22:32

I for one haven't written anything yet. I plan to, and I really hope that most of the people will come for the stories, not because of my pic. But, to answer your question, I don't really care if a guy has an avi of a girl or not. I just kind of feel sorry for guys who do that. They want the profile views or the bazilian friends. I'm here for different reasons. So there.

Topic: Do you enjoy being bitten?
Posted: 24 Jan 2013 23:55

Meh, I could go either way on that.

Topic: pale girls?
Posted: 24 Jan 2013 02:15

Being pale or not doesn't really matter to me. Beauty is how you act not how you look...well how you look helps but you get what I mean :)

Topic: Piercings
Posted: 21 Jan 2013 22:26

Honestly would be a bit afraid of them. I've never met anyone who has had any, so I would be afraid of hurting them. That's not to say I would hate them, I'm just not sure.

Topic: Name sounds that you might find comforting
Posted: 21 Jan 2013 22:02

The sound of cars as they drive by when the boat unloads in the night.

The sound of boat and fog horns blasting through the fog in the early morning.

The sound of water lapping up on the shore.

The sound of darkness just before the dawn, when the first birds wake and call out to the day.

The sounds I make in my mind to create he world's within books.

The sound of laugher that family and friends make. Not during a party, but that quiet period after the party, when all those who are left are those who matter.

The sound of church bells calling out.

The sound of wind blowing over hills of long grass.

The sound of....well, you get the idea.

Topic: Your penis size (honest please)
Posted: 21 Jan 2013 21:09

I've never measured mine because I really don't know how to do it properly. I've haven't had sex (yet) so I can't tell. So, I guess this really doesn't fall to me to answer. But I just want to be counted in the fact that I'm ok with not knowing how big or thick it is.

Topic: The animal in you.
Posted: 21 Jan 2013 20:56

I'm a Baboon! lol Not a bad choice if I do say so myself.

Aah, the lighter side of the animal kingdom. It takes brains to be quick witted and amusing and the baboon has plenty of them. But, these are also affectionate creatures, and if you were to watch a family of baboons at play, you'd be struck by the relaxed attitude and the constant touching that goes on between them. There is also a very clear hierarchy in the baboon family. Parents rule the roost, ever ready to teach and chastise misbehaving youngsters, and the husband assumes his role as dominant male. But the ideal of all work and no play makes the baboon's skin crawl, so games and lighthearted fun remain the primary focus of its genteel life.

Baboon personalities come in all shapes and sizes, but are usually powerfully built smaller individuals with bright appealing eyes. Intelligent and shrewd, they are highly adaptable individuals, and as students of the lighter side of life there is nothing they enjoy more than indulging in complicated practical jokes or impromptu comedic performances.

Arguably, they are neither handsome nor plain, and their robust personalities are engaging and charming. Little value is placed on physical exertion and they have a tendency to gain weight in later life. Their most noticeable physical characteristic is an elastic and expressive face, and with their animated communication style they delight in being the center of attention.

Intensely social animals, they work hard to maintain their large, well-run families and insist on order in their households -- brooking no disagreement from their mates or children. They'll never back down from a physical confrontation, although they are rarely aggressive towards members of their own family. When threatened, they are formidable fighters and even larger animal personalities think twice before initiating conflict.

Disdain for physical work leaves them dissatisfied with manual labor unless it contains a strong creative component. In fact, the Kung people of Southern Africa believe that baboons are able to talk but are careful not to let people hear them, lest they be made to work. However, their curious nature makes them perfect for investigative work or journalism. Ultimately however, they only find true happiness when performing as comedians or actors. They function best during the daylight hours, preferring to spend nights quietly in the company of their family.

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