Forum posts made by crossofstandrew

Topic Do strip clubs turn you on or not?
Posted 20 Feb 2015 22:39

While they can be hilarious fun, they do not turn me on.

Topic Short Girls
Posted 19 Feb 2015 21:15

Shortest I was with was 4'11" and it was wonderful.

Topic Do you enjoy eating Pussy? or do you pass
Posted 11 Feb 2015 19:58

Unless there's something physically wrong with the pussy....including abnormal, foul odor (which has never happened in my experience), I absolutely ADORE eating pussy. Could easily waste a whole day doing that, if I could.

Topic What Are The Most Memorable Movie Scenes That Have Stayed With You Always?
Posted 05 Feb 2015 21:59

Carrie Fisher as Princess Leia in the bikini 'slave suit'....

Topic teen or milf
Posted 02 Feb 2015 14:58

Either. Both have their charms.

Topic Super Bowl
Posted 02 Feb 2015 05:15

The axiom "3 things can happen when you pass, and two of them are bad" are really hitting home for Seattle now.

Topic Super Bowl
Posted 01 Feb 2015 20:10

Hindsight may be 20/20, but I just don't see why on Earth you don't run it with Lynch. If NE holds up, or forces him to fumble and recovers, then hats off to NE (hats off to them anyway, btw, to you NE fans....) ; but that, from the moment you saw Wilson was actually gonna' pass, was a real 'head-scratcher' and what ended up happening is exactly WHY you don't run a play like that in that kind of situation. I just hate it when the coaches lose a game for a team and that's what happened. I thought Pete Carroll was too smart to try to get cute....apparently not.

Topic Would you meet someone off Lush for sex?
Posted 28 Jan 2015 20:55

Coitainly....nyuk, nyuk....

Topic Age preference
Posted 28 Jan 2015 20:18

Anywhere from 'barely legal' to 60's if the attraction and chemistry's there....

Topic Post the title most recent song that you listened to
Posted 28 Jan 2015 20:08

Tuesday's Gone, Lynnyrd Skynnyrd

Topic Do you like to cuddle after sex???
Posted 23 Jan 2015 01:05

Absolutely love it. Damn near a requirement.

Topic Whats the biggest age differance between you and someone you had sex with ?
Posted 22 Jan 2015 23:56

11 years younger ; 9.5 years older.

Topic What is a SLUT to you?
Posted 22 Jan 2015 22:39

I think a slut is anyone who uses sex casually or flippantly in order to gain some kind of perceived material/social acceptance.

Topic One for the gents: Boxers or Briefs?
Posted 30 Dec 2014 20:32

Boxer briefs....

Topic Where would you prefer to cum? Boobs? Face? Pussy? Etc..
Posted 28 Dec 2014 02:15


Topic Sex with a pregnant woman?
Posted 26 Dec 2014 21:09

I made love to a pregnant woman once (no, it wasn't my baby) and it was one of the most erotic experiences ever.

Topic Her orgasm or yours?
Posted 23 Dec 2014 22:02


Topic Best Guitar Solos/Guitar Licks Ever
Posted 23 Dec 2014 20:45

Here are certainly some of the most recognizable riffs (and ones I enjoy the most):

Sunshine Of Your Love: Jack Bruce and Eric Clapton
Smoke On The Water: Ritchie Blackmore
Kashmir: Jimmy Page
Man On The Silver Mountain: Ritchie Blackmore
Whole Lotta Love: Jimmy Page's treatment
Ziggy Stardust: Mick Ronson

And here are the solos:

Stairway To Heaven (final solo): Jimmy Page
Highway Star: Ritchie Blackmore
Sultans Of Swing: Mark Knopfler
Time and Comfortably Numb: Dave Gilmour

Yes, there are many others that are awesome, which I like just fine, but I don't have time or space to mention them all.

Topic which male/female athletes would you love to have a sexual fling or share an intense sexual encounte
Posted 21 Dec 2014 20:55

Even though she's not currently active, Shawn Johnson.

I'd also like Lolo Jones and Hope Solo.

Topic Sex bucket list whats yours
Posted 17 Dec 2014 20:36

Let's see....

1. Having a MFF threesome....with the females being either sisters or mother and daughter.
2. Getting a girl pregnant (if it happens to tie in with the one above, all the better: 2-for-1)
3. Directing/making a porno
4. Having sex with a midget
5. Having sex with a gymnast
6. Having sex with a latina (only ethnic group I haven't had sex with yet)

Topic Does age really matter?
Posted 16 Dec 2014 23:07

I think what someone else posted here is GENERALLY correct: it can matter when/if seeking a long-term relationship. Those things can't live on sex and money alone....Obviously, there are some 18 yo females that I'd be more deeply compatible with than anyone my age (42) or older....but, as a general rule, for 'serious' relationships, it's generally better (at my age at least) to stay within +/- 10 or 15 years.

Obvious, one-off, mind blowing sex where you're NOT seeking a relationship, age doesn't matter at all - just pure animal attraction.

Topic What is your living situation?
Posted 15 Dec 2014 22:03

Precarious. Like everyone else.

Topic Did your life turn out as expected?
Posted 15 Dec 2014 21:46

Of course not! All commencement addresses should be given by Matt Foley: Motivational Speaker (if Chris Farley weren't dead, that is).

Topic What's the formula for the nastiest farts?
Posted 15 Dec 2014 21:23

My vote:

Heineken or Old Milwaukee + Hard Boiled or Deviled eggs....Wait a half and hour to 3 hours after ingestion. Point ass toward advancing enemy (or even better, dear friends or significant other). Aim. Fire!

Topic Do you guys actually like going down on girls?
Posted 07 Dec 2014 20:41

I could do it all day.

Topic What colour are your eyes?
Posted 06 Dec 2014 20:29


Topic Cumming on her face
Posted 18 Nov 2014 19:55

Not my cup of tea.

Topic What is your favorite sexual position and why?
Posted 16 Nov 2014 13:22

I like woman on top or Yab-Yum (sitting upright face to face).

Topic I'm absolutely rubbish at...
Posted 11 Nov 2014 19:26

Walking and chewing gum at the same time.

Topic Alive or dead, who is your favorite guitarist?
Posted 07 Nov 2014 22:49

Jimmy Page and Ritchie Blackmore.