About cunnilinguist


A total geek who spent most of his entire childhood and teenage in a small town in South India. Here to read and write stories.

What can I tell you about myself? Um ... let me try:

- I'm a neatness freak.
- I'm the laziest bastard you'll ever meet.
- I love Quentin Tarantino movies and Marvel flicks.
- I have the hots for nerdy girls.

(Since you have visited my profile and are reading this now, I want to remind you that you're an awesome person, you're smart, you look beautiful, and everyone loves you. Have a nice day!)

* English is my second language. *

William D'Cruz
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Puzzle-solving; language studies; graphics programming ...
Favorite Books:
Autobiographies/memoirs; science fiction; thrillers ...
Favorite Movies:
Action; comedy; fantasy; science fiction ...
Favorite Music:
Anything pleasing to the ears. Because fuck genres.


Date Joined:
05 Jul 2010
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Topic: What does your username mean?
Posted: 29 Apr 2014 13:09

What I do the best.

Topic: Lush Matching Photo Game:
Posted: 17 Nov 2013 05:54


Next: Showing one boob

Topic: Twitter Writing Challenge: 140 characters of sexyness
Posted: 11 Nov 2013 12:39

She pressed his face into her throbbing cunt. Her violent spasms came to a halt as her entire body stiffened at the peak of sensual elation.

Topic: Which famous author do YOU write like?
Posted: 11 Nov 2013 12:31


I got George Orwell: http://iwl.me/s/69fb153c

Who do you write like?

Topic: Would you guys like to be a woman for 1 week?
Posted: 11 Nov 2013 12:26

Where do I sign up?

Topic: Lush Silver Membership now available .. want to win a free one?
Posted: 07 Nov 2013 13:52

416 for me, please.

Topic: What does your username mean?
Posted: 30 Sep 2013 09:25

Um ...

Topic: Describe yourself in one word
Posted: 27 Sep 2013 09:15


Topic: how many of here have stored porn in there cell or PC.and watch it during working
Posted: 28 Jul 2013 09:10

EDIT: Didn't realise this was "Ask the Gals" forum until I hit Submit (came here from the "Latest forum posts" link on the home page). Now I will show myself out.

I have porn in my cell and my home PC. Sometimes, when I feel stressed out at work, I get out and go to some isolated place in the building (like some corridors people rarely use) and watch it. So there it is.

Topic: What's your favorite Bruce Willis movie outside of the Die Hard movies?
Posted: 14 Jul 2013 01:37

Sin City. John Hartigan is badass.

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Beginning of a Friendship

David was lost in thought as he walked home on his way back from college. Professor Jacob had given him an "F" in chemistry practicals again. David knew that the results of his experiment were accurate. But he couldn't do anything about it. Professor Jacob has been intent on giving David a hard time ever since he caught David kissing his daughter. That bastard , David thought, how can he...

Added 09 Jan 2013 | Category Straight Sex | Votes 13 | Avg Score 4.92 | Views 5,245 | 8 Comments

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Happy Birthday from the Lush team.
17 Jan 2013 04:00
bhaiya, ye aap aur aap ki pyari bahana....

31 Oct 2012 18:41
Bhaiya, this is for u.
31 Oct 2012 18:05
hello bhaiya, kaise ho?
27 Aug 2012 03:52
ye bhi aap aur mai:
05 Jun 2012 16:53
aap aur mai
05 Jun 2012 16:51
Bhaiya. thank u for mail. yeh aapke liye:

05 Jun 2012 16:50
11 May 2012 09:04
bhaiya . i got your message. i will write you as soon as i can. pls wait. love u a lot. lots of hug , kisss, luck and suck.
06 May 2012 11:45
nic 2 cht 2 u bhaiya. lots of lick 2 ur lovly laud.
27 Apr 2012 08:27
thank u bhaiya for ur msg. aapke liye maine apna v-day ka gift ka pic apni profile me dali hai. aapko email mai jaldi likhne ki try karungi. aap ko kiss.
26 Apr 2012 09:17
sandhya said u chatted with her n ramesh. thanks for being so nice to us. we went to cinema on sat together. nothing much happened. mai aap ko jaldi hi email likhungi. luv and kiss- apki bahan ruchi.
25 Apr 2012 08:51
i havent forgotten you bhaiya. i will write you soon.
02 Apr 2012 03:25
this is 4 u bhai
24 Mar 2012 17:43
hi bhai. ruchi se apka msg mila. thnx a lot. im glad ki aap mujhe is kabil samjha. mujhe aapki bahan bankar bahut khushi hogi. aapko pyar bhare kis. bahut hug and suck.- sandhya
24 Mar 2012 17:34
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