Hi everyone! My name is Sarah and I am a sophomore biology major. As the username states, I am a virgin; but I find that I can be quite kinky. I love to role play, so feel free to shoot me a message.
Angel from RENT, closely followed by Mimi; also from RENT.
Four men are stranded on a remote island. After walking for some time, they are found by some cannibals and taken back to their village. Once there, the chief came to address them."For trespassing on our lands, our punishment is to be cooked and eaten by the villagers. However, there is a way you can survive. Go into the forest and bring back 4 pieces of the same fruit." The men hurry into the jungle and soon the first man is back."Chief, I have brought you four apples." The man presented the apples eagerly."Good." Said the chief. "Stick them up your butt." Wide eyed, the man tries to get the first apple up his butt but cries out in pain. He is killed instantly. Soon the second man appears."Chief, I have brought you four bananas." The man desperately showed the chief."Good." Replied the chief. "Stick them up your butt." The man manages to get one banana up his but before crying out in pain. He is killed instantly. The third man emerges soon after."Chief, I have brought you four grapes." The man holds out his hand so the chief can see."Good." Said the chief. "Stick them up the butt." The man smiles thinking he will surely survive. The first grape goes up easy, then the second, then the third. Before he can fit the fourth one up his butt he bursts out laughing. He is killed instantly.In heaven the first two men confront the third."What is wrong with you?!" They ask. "You could have survived!" After finishing his laughing fit, the third man finally answers them."I saw the fourth man walking to the village. He was carrying four pineapples."
I ran my fingers through my curly brown hair, making sure that I finally got the last of all the pins. It had been a wonderful day of dancing and fun at my sister’s wedding; but I was ready for a glass of wine and a long cuddle with my husband. I looked into the mirror and gently wiped the makeup away from my hazel eyes, careful not to make my pale skin too red. I opened the door and...
Added 15 Nov 2014 | Category Straight Sex
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I stood in front of the mirror for what seemed like the hundredth time that day. Everything had to be perfect, that night was too important for anything to go wrong. That night was the night that I was going to finally lose my virginity. I had been dating my boyfriend for about five years and I had decided that I was finally ready to give myself to him. I turned my attention back to the...
Added 19 Jul 2014 | Category First Time
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