About CurlyGirly


I originally joined Lush to read the erotic stories and, surprisingly, made some really cool friends along the way.

The never ending list of NO's: No cams, No MSN, No Yahoo, No phone #'s, No hookups, No cyber, No shoe jizzers, and No I'm not sending you any $$ shots OR my used panties, but thanks for asking (sarcasm; please don't ask). So, if you're looking for any of the "No's," you might want to try elsewhere.

If you are OK with a funny, sarcastic, usually always ridiculous chat on Lush, then I would love to hear from you.

Wall posting guidelines: If you're putting it on my wall, please make sure that it's erotic and tasteful or funny and tasteless.

Relationship Status:
In a Relationship with wolverine15
Local Time:
26 May 2018 02:37
Reading, running, imbibing, mating habits of wolverines, gardening, and searching for new and ingenious mixers for vodka.
Favorite Books:
I'm a huge bookworm: I know This Much True, Cold Sassy Tree, A Prayer for Owen Meany, Rebecca, and Poisonwood Bible are a few of my faves. Don't care for romance novels or Sci-Fi.
Favorite Authors:
Too many to list.
Favorite Movies:
I always enjoy a good black comedy. Some of my favorite movies include: Harold and Maude, Streetcar Named Desire, Boondock Saints, Donnie Darko, Doctor Strangelove, and the Princess Bride.
Favorite Music:
Blue October, Van Morrison, NIN, Muddy Waters, BRMC, Pink, Metallica, Violent Femmes, QOTSA, The Cure, ISFWY, Godsmack, Doors, Bighead Todd, Black Keys, Alice in Chains, STP, Foo Fighers. NO HipHop or Country.


Date Joined:
05 Oct 2012
Last Visit:
12 Apr 2017
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Topic: DirtyMartini.. Alan... Did he pass away?
Posted: 15 Mar 2017 05:32

I'm still in shock from Alan's passing. As a few other people mentioned, I know he'd been having some health problems, but I thought it was something that was being managed. This has hit me a lot harder than I expected. Over the last few years, we've interacted more on FB than Lush. He never failed to brighten everyone's day with his silly jokes or helpful posts, and he was always a gentleman. He will be missed!

Alan really went out of his way to help and encourage other writers, and it would be cool if there was an in memoriam poetry writing contest on Lush or SS. Who wouldn't want to win a Dirty Martini award?

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Topic: Club Zafia....
Posted: 31 Jan 2016 06:48


Topic: Curlygirly and Mazza's BIG sandwich!!
Posted: 23 Jun 2015 16:05

Yes, It was Friday. So am I right to assume there were no panties under those jeans? HAHA

Friday? Just Friday!?! Maz was free ballin' all weekend.

Don't ask me how I know... <img src="/images/emoticons/evil6.gif" alt="evil4">

Topic: Annoying things that people say
Posted: 23 Jun 2015 16:02

I love profanity as a normal part of a vocabulary. Especially women.

I think of profanity as punctuation.

Fuck, yea!! <img src="/images/emoticons/evil6.gif" alt="evil4">

Topic: what are you drinking?
Posted: 20 Jun 2015 07:52

Sitting on the deck having a cup of coffee with Mazza! It's been a great weekend. <img src="/images/emoticons/hello2.gif" alt="hello1">

Topic: Would you meet someone from Lush in person?
Posted: 19 Jun 2015 09:14

OMG!!! Maz and CG running wild in the heartland. Let me know if you need someone to post bail!! HAHA

Seriously, I hope you both have a lots of fun!!

Right? Can you believe it?!?

Nikki, Keep that bail money handy!<img src="/images/emoticons/regaeman.gif" alt="Regaeman Man">

Topic: What's Your Current Mood.
Posted: 10 Apr 2015 06:02


Topic: Curlygirly and Mazza's BIG sandwich!!
Posted: 10 Apr 2015 06:01

It's Friday, and we all know what that means...



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Topic: Curlygirly and Mazza's BIG sandwich!!
Posted: 29 Mar 2015 05:48

So, I opened the brown envelope that came in the mail yesterday, Saturday 21st March, 2015, and inside, effective from the 13th, was my...

WooHoo!!! That's awesome! Congrats, Te11!


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Topic: Curlygirly and Mazza's BIG sandwich!!
Posted: 06 Feb 2015 17:23

How about instead of Falling Panties Friday, Falling in your panties on Friday?? <img src="/images/emoticons/evil6.gif" alt="evil4">




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Stories Published By CurlyGirly All Stories »

Audio Story Editor's Pick Where's the Remote?

If I hurried, I had time to drive home, take a quick shower, get dressed and still not be late for my dinner date with Jason. He was working late, so he would be meeting me at the restaurant. Since I knew he wouldn’t be stopping home first, it gave me time to get my naughty surprise ready for him. Hopping out of the shower, I quickly dried off, rubbed on some lotion and made sure I was...

Added 08 Nov 2012 | Category Toys | Votes 115 | Avg Score 4.94 | Views 90,081 | 56 Comments

Audio Story Recommended Read Confessions of a Phone Sex Operator

“Hi, this is Lana,” Janey said in a breathy voice into the phone. She looked in the mirror and smiled at her image and continued, “Is anyone else excited it’s Friday? Why don’t you call me and tell me your naughty plans for the weekend. Maybe we can have some fun together?” Janey added, “Call me!” as she hung up the phone. Looking closer in the mirror, Janey noticed a few stray hairs on...

Added 14 Mar 2013 | Category Humor | Votes 77 | Avg Score 4.87 | Views 22,656 | 50 Comments

Audio Story Curlygirly and Mazza’s Big Sandwich, Part 1 - Getting Ready

This is a story written jointly by myself and my pal, Mazza. We’ve had a forum thread, Curlygirly and Mazza’s Big Sandwich, running for quite a while now on Lush and we thought that it might be fun to write about how things might go, if we could actually make it happen. We hope you enjoy reading it as much as we enjoyed writing it! Curligirly picked up her ridiculous bubble-gum...

Added 06 Jan 2013 | Category MILF | Votes 44 | Avg Score 5 | Views 12,962 | 33 Comments

The Big Sandwich 2 - Pussy Posse

This is a story jointly written by myself and my partner in crime, Mazza. Mazza woke, her head was pounding. She opened her eyes and the room swam in and out of focus. What a mess! Champagne bottles, empty glasses and food wrappers were strewn everywhere. “Where the hell am I?” She thought as she began to sit up on the sofa, which was a mistake, as her head immediately began to spin...

Added 24 Jul 2013 | Category Group Sex | Votes 38 | Avg Score 4.92 | Views 8,689 | 26 Comments

The Conference Call

I drove to Jason’s office to pick him up so we could go out dinner. I was arriving earlier than expected and, if I planned things right, most of the office staff would be leaving while he finished up his weekly conference call. Two of the qualities which most attracted me to Jason were his unwavering confidence and his total self control. However, making him lose control was an immense turn...

Added 10 Oct 2012 | Category Masturbation | Votes 51 | Avg Score 4.91 | Views 10,744 | 31 Comments

Audio Story I'll Miss You

I thought I had to do it on my own But you showed me I wasn’t alone Day in and day out I could count on you without a doubt For months it was just you and me I always thought that we would be When times were tough You came through sure enough When every day seemed a trial Only you could make me smile You helped me greet the day And got me on my way Before I...

Added 07 Dec 2012 | Category Love Poems | Votes 19 | Avg Score 5 | Views 3,080 | 14 Comments

The Twelve Days of Sexmas

On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me A sex swing for the pear tree. On the second day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Two dove gray blindfolds, And a sex swing for the pear tree. On the third day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Three French maid outfits, Two dove gray blindfolds, And a sex swing for the pear tree. On the fourth day...

Added 13 Dec 2012 | Category Love Poems | Votes 17 | Avg Score 4.71 | Views 3,457 | 10 Comments

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