Forum posts made by curlygirly

Topic Facial hair?
Posted 07 Nov 2013 19:05

I like a goatee or a mustache goatee combo. Don't care for just a porn stache and not a fan of beards.

Topic Makes me shake my head...
Posted 07 Nov 2013 12:14

Sheesh people...pipe it down.

Anyhoo, OP...I think what you're trying to ask is what do we think of the...I'll just say 'colorful' questions that are asked here. There are the trolls that constantly post whatever comes to mind...and they scarcely revisit their own threads. They still get responses, however. They are rarely taken seriously, so the responses are far from serious. Yes it can get annoying, but annoying like that drunk uncle at every family function.. .there's entertainment value.

I think the real problem is taking these questions too seriously to begin with. For the most part, I find more guys being offended by the dumb questions we get asked than we gals do. Probably because we're used to it and we just have our fun with it. The guys are bothered because these troll questions usually get more attention than their own questions....and they're like, "Hey! What about me and my serious inquiry?"

I've said this before, but all the questions have been asked. From boob size to masturbation to how we feel when we cum. These questions and their variations have been all but exhausted. Some of us are happy to answer these questions a million times over...but it's just not as fun as being asked would we fuck a cab driver if he asked.

Such is the culture of Lush.

thumbup Spot on! The guys really do get a circle jerk going with these threads, don't they?



As far as the OP, there really wasn't a question. Yes, I do shake my head, but not usually for the reasons you think.

Topic Curlygirly and Mazza's BIG sandwich!!
Posted 07 Nov 2013 09:06

I think we should have a talent contest occasion5



What a fabulous idea!! Here's my talent. I can get into the tightest crevices imaginable. evil4

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Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 07 Nov 2013 07:41

Lots of reading to do.

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Topic Female vocalists:Any genre Come on in
Posted 06 Nov 2013 13:53

//www.youtube.com/embed/h0HE7TC8y5g

Topic Female vocalists:Any genre Come on in
Posted 06 Nov 2013 13:42

//www.youtube.com/embed/FJfFZqTlWrQ

Topic Female vocalists:Any genre Come on in
Posted 06 Nov 2013 13:40

//www.youtube.com/embed/OfJRX-8SXOs

Topic Curlygirly and Mazza's BIG sandwich!!
Posted 06 Nov 2013 13:28

Ooops - it seems I posted the BIGGEST picture ever!!!

Don't worry - CG already skelped my ass (and LOVED it I might add)

Oh if you line up ladies, we have hired a guy to do it now...



Oooh, did someone say spankings?
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You know how I love having that flogger used on me. Embarassed
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Welcome, Virusman! Hugs

Topic Would you meet someone from Lush in person?
Posted 06 Nov 2013 12:49

There are a number of people on Lush I would really enjoy meeting. Not too long ago I was not too far away from where one of them lives. I was going to ask the person if they wanted to hook up for dinner or a drink but I felt like I would be putting the person on the spot in case they really didn't want too. That would be very awkward.

Has anyone else ever had this happen?

I think I would be OK meeting anyone who is on the front page of my friend's list. For the most part, we've been friends for over 2 years, so I think it would be fun to meet for drinks/dinner. Not sexing anyone up; no matter how much Maz pushes me! evil4

Topic How do you come up with ideas?
Posted 06 Nov 2013 08:49

Real life, fantasies, and random conversations with Lush friends are where my ideas usually come from.

Actually, a friend jokingly posted an article on FB about there being a 400% (or some crazy #) increase in SAHM's becoming phone sex operators, and the idea for Confessions of a Phone Sex Operator was born. The rest is potato history as they say... evil4

Topic Female vocalists:Any genre Come on in
Posted 06 Nov 2013 08:18

//www.youtube.com/embed/dC8rppRPMbc

Topic Female vocalists:Any genre Come on in
Posted 06 Nov 2013 08:14

//www.youtube.com/embed/mXOO7QVHgXs

Topic Female vocalists:Any genre Come on in
Posted 06 Nov 2013 08:13

//www.youtube.com/embed/WXV_QjenbDw

Topic what colour bra are u girls wearing?
Posted 06 Nov 2013 07:03

Black T-shirt bra but the inside of the cups are lime green.

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 05 Nov 2013 16:28

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Topic Husband interested in having multiple wives
Posted 05 Nov 2013 12:13


That sounds like a crazy situation that your acquaintance is in, are there multiple mothers, if so is he the only father? Do the kids get along? It sounds like it would make a great story, why don't you write it? Let me know if you do I will definitely read it.

Yes, all three women now have children by him, although "wives" number two and three do have children by their first husbands as well. They each had one child already. Nope, not writing about this.

Topic Would you meet someone from Lush in person?
Posted 04 Nov 2013 18:53

I have.

Topic Curlygirly and Mazza's BIG sandwich!!
Posted 04 Nov 2013 18:35

I picture her more like this. Wait, who are we talking about again?? laughing8

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Topic Curlygirly and Mazza's BIG sandwich!!
Posted 04 Nov 2013 12:22

Wow! I log off to actually do some work and the whole damn thread moved! evil4

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Since we've moved, should we have a painting party to settle us into our new digs?

Well, that's not quite what I meant...

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Topic Which improvements or features would you like to see added?
Posted 04 Nov 2013 09:49



I've also written with others - I think a collaborations category is a good idea, but what I'd really like to see a way of both authors being able to display the link to their joint work on their profile page.

I imagine you could have the same link on each writer's page, which, when clicked, would lead to and open the same story page - ie, the story would get the same number of views/votes/scores etc, regardless of whose page you had opened the link from?
(In much the same way as you can open a story from the front page, from the category in which it's contained, from the author's profile, from the top picks section, from the competition page, from a link in the forums/forum sig etc etc- you know what I mean?)

I just think that it would be great for both authors to be able to display what they had worked on, rather than having to decide who gets to post it...

I totally agree with this. thumbup



Also, to humor my vain side, when someone comments on one of your pics can the comment be included in the email you receive from Lush. Kinda how the email shows the actual picture/content when someone posts on your wall now?? No hurry! evil4

Topic Have you ever ejaculated without having an orgasm
Posted 04 Nov 2013 06:56



Not sure if this is what u mean but 2 times in life I had the most bitchin orgasms while plowing my ass with my dildos. I discovered after years of personal reserch why girls/women love a hard twiching PENIS GOING CRAZY IN THEIR GOOEY FUCK HOLES> I apologise here Im real turned on right now so am not as careful with my grammar and stuff or proper spelling right now.

In my quest 4 sexual knowledge I found for me personal a grrl behind me pegging me. Once several yeers ago my sweety Honna. I'd recently told her what I REALLY LIKED 2 HAVE DONE 2 ME 4 ME. I think I shocked the shit outta her. Some lil time passes and we were 69ing when out of the blue she worms a finger in my ass and I start thrashing on the bed like a fish outta water!!!

I tried 2 keep eating her jucy fuckhole but her finger in my ass was making me crazy as a loon.it wasn't so much like she was driving it in and out but mo like she waswas just wiggling it RAMDOM LIKE !! Barely a minute into what she was doing and I was all over the bed Iam surprised I didnt knock her off the bed or me either for that matter. I was OUT OF CONTROL!!!!!!!! It was like that first time in 1972 ir Im not sure it was 40 ofuckkin years ago. The memories and time line ((Guy in radio is yakkin bout records and turn tables...45s...33 1/3rd LP's (long playing records these were large 12-13 inch round flat discs usually black) We all had record players back then this was way B4 CASSETTE players Fifty year ilds and older here will member what Im yakkin bout. Teenagers had record player parties where they all dance around//there mommys and daddies think these kids call THAT DANCING?? We diid the BOOGY WOOGIE like we all thot we were freekin Elvis presley!!!!

That was the Commercial kidds!! Now bak 2 R regular program...SANTANA...shes just twitching this finger willy nilly pell mell nothing I can hope 2 get a feel for I..the bitch was making me bounce and thrash around!!! It was the MOST DELICIOUS TORTURE one could ever imagine!! I dont know if she was smiling or chuckling at me dont know dont care...

IDK 4 sure HONNA was FRYING MY BRAIN With her WONNERFUL ministrations to my manpussy!!!(sum years ago a cute crossdresser I spent night with referred to his ass as his MANPUSSY!! He is role playing so I know when Im yakking w/my hot lil slut KYLIE KAINED she wanna be grrl BABY YU R MY plaything lez go Lunatic on each udder!!! Just fired up big fat doobie (Weed was made LEGAL here in WA last June)) I LOVE 2 Get BUZz and or drink yodka or Shine w/pop or OJ...just a drinky poo or three to calm us both down a bit and make the nervousness go away...

I KNOW HONNA was making my eyes bug out and rolling my eyes into backka my head like someone having a seizure...it was all her fault!!! this went on for 20 minutes or 5 min..difficult to be sure it was like TIME WAS STANDING STILL LOST IN A SEA OF PASSION the likes of which I'd never known up to this point in time!!!!!!

Her fingers and her hands were so freakin TINY...her hands were dwarfed by my hands and Im really not a real big guy at 6 foot 190 pounds..Honna was round and curvy semi BBW semi just a fat grrl WHo LUVE 2 FUCK!!! She was WIDOW WHEN I METbinky HER FIRST TIME...Christmas Day 2006 I think it was ((Backman Turner Overdrive!!) I wood question her about her husband and their love life they were both virgins in high school after they got married-in the 20-25 years they had 2gether he wood fuk her LIKE A MADMAN WHILE HER PUSSY GOT SOOO FUKKIn slimy he wood eat her the way she talked he could eat her for hours and hours..she gets all drreamy and looking off into space recalling their life together...I was ONLY HER 2ND LOVER she was a church grrl so very prim and proper but behind closed doors she was JUST a FUCKING SLUT OF THE MAGNIFICENT MAGNITUDE!!! She could KEEP WITH AIR FORCE AMY XXX Hell I think she'd SURPASS AIR FORCE AMY in pure Fuckability!!! AF AMY is Amazon Hot Assed Butch so so Fuckkable but I doubt she HAD IMAGINATION of My Honna!! of HBO Cat House speacial sum years ago on cable...she could suck a basketball thru IV TUBING her mouth was so.......Barroom blitz RnR OLD R N R got it crankin and YANKIN!!!! this fukkin hooter WONT STAY LIT!!! BAR ROOM BLITZ !!!!!!! great music 2 fukk to!!

Sorry Ppl went the fukk off topic and right the fuk off the edge of the world LIKE OLE CHRIS COLUMBUS HUH???dontknow 3some

I'll try 2 keep it hereNutbag Pint Drunk

Once I recorded it in my diary but DONT KNOW WHERE diary is so gotta gets-ti-mate but think around..OK round 2006 maybe 2005 when I wanted super Hot Ass me time and my toiz I took long ass hot showers and Enema myself till I squirted clean plain water...all while doing this playing my Mr Big ((Dildo--1st dildo I ever bot--1st dildo that ever I fukked myself ohh soo fine and rubbed my Prostate so finnnnneeeeeeeee.

Girls We guys r Prostate is as fukkin elusive as finding your G Spot and rubbing Fuk me and a half ARETHRA FUKKIN FRANKLIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! all I gots this lil tweeker cd cranked and Yanked WHY cant Lady Gaga and BEYONCE MAKE MUSIC LK LIKE THIS???? Baby Boomer Gen is like 50+MILLION of us Demograhic and many if us (nit me) are LOADED ($$ jingle..me loded is stoned)) Mott The Hoople and LOUD!!!3some

Since year 2000 I've given myself hundreds perhaps a thousand or 2 mini/tiny orgasms...I call them Assgasms since they cum from INSIDE my ass. Just like a pussy clenching unclenching at a high rate like a slowmotion WWII Thompson with a full drum ((Rocky Horrow Picture SHow!!!!!!)))Sword Fight 3some bootyshake clown

It's like surfing..a wave you're riding or its riding you. first time it WAS s Fukking Saizure absolute NO Controll TBT It scared the heebee jeebees right outta me...about 44 seconds into it ((Ramblin Man Doobie Bros)) I realize it's The BIG 0 and I was fit to be tied!!!Big Hugs bootyshake My ass was rapidly clenching-unclenchingRegaeman Man I had let go of BrBig who is jumping like wild . My whole body shaking unfukkin controlably. That Assgasm went a full 2 minuts. None of it had Thing One to do with my pecker. AA ALL ASS All the Time.

I was a Trainwreck. Tried to restart up for Round 2. After 20M I had No Round ((Diana Ross-The Supremes...or maybe Tina Turner PROUD 104.1 D MARY Fuk me I need a thosand waat box to blow out my ears

Hey yall wanna have sum REAL FUN go to a Pentacostal Church when they're getting down SINGING!!!!! Talk about Shaking like A Fukkin Hurricane!!bunny Sword Fight

Signed Sealed and Delivered Little Stevie Wonder I THINK> Now that fucker could BELT IT OUT!!! Him and Barry White and Marvin Gaye or AL Green...thses ppl were HUGE in 1974 Yay more Stevie Wonder!!3some

Got 2 boom boxes goin simul got sum way gay michael george micheal driving me---making Chinese> Sweet and Fire deep breaded chicken++(No thats phil collins I dont even LIKE P Collins butt this sounds perty fukkin GOOT!!drunken Al Greene?? Sweet Motown of sum kind...

Momma tole me Not to Cum...3 Dog Night


Ha ha ha ha ha Sword Fight fart Gotcha--------------I ain't even all that High...not bouncin off the wallls like when I get drunk. wood be sooooo nice if I had a partner in crime ...the song Eight Six Seven Three Ohh Nine 867 5309 fuk that allotta werk.fart she got my Number this tune was hot when I was in Junior High I thinkdontknow FINALLY AT mild 68....all day it was like being inside Pressure Cookerd'oh!

Foods ready. C ya



Hands down, this is the best fucking post I've ever read. Regaeman Man I have no idea what the guy was talking about most of the time, but this was awesome as hell! Bar Room Blitz is right!! I'm sad he's gone.


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Topic what age man fucks you better 20/30 yr old or 30/60yr old
Posted 03 Nov 2013 18:55

Well, I am going to disagree with the OP here. I don't think its all about Cock size. Don't get me wrong, if he has nothing else going for him, a huge cock is a plus , but if you are asking about age, I have found from personal experience that men over the age of 35 (this is a huge generalization), seem to be better partners. From experience, younger men are more selfish lovers, whereas older men tend to be more giving. And as for cock size. .. I have been with guys of all sizes and if you know what you are doing with the tool you have, the size is completely irrelevant. Some of the best sex I have ever had has been with men of average or below average size.

Just wanted to interject, the OP never mentioned anything about cock size in his question. His question was strictly about age. I made a joking reference to cock size in my reply, because every third question in this forum usually is about cock size. dancenude

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 03 Nov 2013 18:31

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Topic what age man fucks you better 20/30 yr old or 30/60yr old
Posted 03 Nov 2013 07:13

Age is irrelevant. Enthusiasm is important.

In total agreement. Cock size is the only thing that matters. no

Topic Explicit genitalia pictures as your avatar
Posted 02 Nov 2013 16:04

This rule does get violated more often than folks might think.

Of course it does. They then get their respective cocks or pussies slapped by admin and put up a more appropriate AV.

Topic My Body Betrayed Me
Posted 02 Nov 2013 14:48

To me, that phrase (my body betrayed me) means that I'm smart enough to know better, but based on a number of factors I surrender to my urges regardless. It's not exactly literal, since your body willfully allows nothing that your mind hasn't determined for it, but it seems to fit.

thumbup This!


Although, when I read the title my first thought was things going wrong with anal. Not that I would know anything about that. Embarassed

Topic Explicit genitalia pictures as your avatar
Posted 02 Nov 2013 11:53

I was wondering why lush (an adult sex forum) does not allow explicit genitalia photos in their avatar pictures. Do y'all think that is a good thing or should it be changed to allow people to show what they want in their profile pictures?

Because it's a "Story" site. First and foremost, people come here to read stories and not look at your explicit genitalia. Lush is a free sex stories adult community site. I come here to read stories and talk to friends, not to see your cock and prefer not to see it.

I'm in total agreement with the women above me. The rules are fabulous the way they are. You want explicit, then head over to xhamster or pornhub.

Topic Who's got morning wood??
Posted 02 Nov 2013 11:02



Well, when one is aroused, there is swelling in the clitoral area, but speaking personally, I'd not liken it to morning wood...

I get moist, ready, but not erect at the clit in the same way a guy gets a stiffy - I tend to think the whole clit erection thing is a bit of an over exaggeration tbh, generally speaking

My 2 cents

Exactly! I almost always wake up horny and refer to it as my "morning wood," because there is no good female equivalent. I've also said I've had "blue balls" for the same reason a few times. evil4

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 02 Nov 2013 09:30

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Topic Curlygirly and Mazza's BIG sandwich!!
Posted 02 Nov 2013 09:29

And as CG spent Saturday working on Chapter 3 of The Big Sandwich...

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