Forum posts made by curlygirly

Topic Curlygirly and Mazza's BIG sandwich!!
Posted 21 Jul 2013 06:33

WooHoo! It's fabulous seeing all these new party guests. Welcome!! Hugs

I think we need to have a beach hoola hoop contest!

Ginger is rockin that hoop!
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KG is definitely not going to be out done! She is gonna poke an eye out with that top!
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Looks like Nikki wins hands down!
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Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 20 Jul 2013 19:47

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Topic Describe your pussy in a movie title.
Posted 20 Jul 2013 12:49

Where the Wild Things Are

Topic Do girls like "rimming" guys?
Posted 20 Jul 2013 12:49

Only anal slurp sluts like rimming.

Isn't ASS short for "anal slurp slut?"

It always seems to come back to Ass in the forums. evil4

Topic Do girls like "rimming" guys?
Posted 20 Jul 2013 12:00


If you hve a problem with it sweetheart, then that's something that you should solve. I am allowed to say what I want when I want, and as for ignorant... I won't acknowledge that statement because if you took time out of your boring ass life to reply then you're the ignorant one.
Good Day sweetie


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Topic What are you into?
Posted 20 Jul 2013 11:32



Of course I'm trolling... I do it very well.

And you damn well know I'm sick and tired of the same guys answering every bloody thread here in "Ask the Gals". As if our (Us Gals) opinion doesn't matter. Or they somehow know better than us. (If you guys did know better than us, why do y'all ask the same f*cking questions over and over?)

Jack, you make funny comments to rile people up. And you do it very well. I can't help it if some people are oversensitive and take what you say to heart.
I can tell what you're doing. Some people can't see it cause their head is lodged so far up their rectum.
And if anyone thinks what I've said pertains to them... So what? Are you offended by my version of truth? Am I supposed to care?

Letting someone get the better of you and raise your blood pressure on the internet is frankly just sad.

(How's your blood pressure Jack? evil4 )

You say that now. Just wait until you get my outraged PM that makes no sense and goes on for paragraphs! I'll probably even CAPS LOCK you in it, Young Lady!Sword Fight


Right now, I'm into being a celibate slut. Embarassed That's sort of like the slutty virgins of Lush, but I've had sex...in the long distant past.

(bondage light, anal, mutual masturbation, oral, spankings, toys, etc.)

Topic Do girls like "rimming" guys?
Posted 18 Jul 2013 13:47

Umm, this question is just ... ugh nasty. Not one DECENT female wanna be licking around some dudes asshole .. you SHIT out of there dude. Thats disgusting , and I might step on some toes when I say this but if you're a man and you like getting rim jobs then you're gay .. point blank period .. you dont need us to lick around your shit hole .. get a dude for that .. maybe you can 69 with that nasty shit . I just got chills thinking about that . Ewwe , wtf .

Decent is the LAST word I want used to describe me in the bedroom! evil4 As I mentioned before, I definitely enjoy this bit of nasty fun. Wow! You are pretty opiniated and ignorant aren't you. I pity that.

What someone does in the bedroom does not make them homosexual, bisexual or heterosexual the partner they are with does.

If you had not noticed, this is a pretty sexual, open minded place, no ones judged you (yet) and you just insulted most people here.

Well done Ignaramous. That's your new nickname by the way...We get those too, after a while.

Lapplause




Topic Curlygirly and Mazza's BIG sandwich!!
Posted 17 Jul 2013 13:28

CG is so right, We don't need no stinking rules!!


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Loved that, Nikki!

Hey, Tell??? Do you think Snapper is a distant relative of Sniffer? They both love sniffing a vagina. Never know what wild life we'll find at the beach!
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Topic Sweaty men
Posted 17 Jul 2013 13:19

A sweaty man is only a turn on if I made him sweat ;)

This! thumbup

I don't want to be touched if I'm sweaty for any reason other than sex, and I'm the same about my man.

However, I would love to soap him up and help wash that sweat off in the shower. Embarassed

Topic Curlygirly and Mazza's BIG sandwich!!
Posted 17 Jul 2013 04:41

Welcome to the party, Kiera!! Hugs Glad to have you amongst the best of the best drunk revelers on Lush.

Hey, Kids! It's gonna be sweltering today, so I think we need to hit the beach. You know where to find me!

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This certainly doesn't apply to us. None of the rules ever do!
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Hey, lookie! I found us a mermaid for the Big Sandwich!
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Topic hollowin chance to have sex which known male you would like to take between your legs?
Posted 17 Jul 2013 04:13

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I have no idea what else to say. confused1 Good luck!

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 17 Jul 2013 04:04

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Topic Women with Younger Men
Posted 16 Jul 2013 20:32

Ladies (around age 35+ preferably), would most of you enjoy to sleep with younger men? And I'm talking 18-21 years of age.

You see, there is a bartender that I work with, I would say she is late 30s/early 40s, I am 18, and I am sexually attracted to her. We have an alright relationship as coworkers, we always talk and laugh with each other, whenever she works she hooks me up with sweet drinks, which is awesome. Always asking how my days are going, how school is, all random stuff. She is an amazing person, I love working with her. I flirt with her all the time, and sometimes i make it pretty obvious. I just don't know whether or not I should try to advance any form of sexual relationship (not saying right now, but near future). And, if I were to try to form one, I don't know how to go about it.

Does this sound shallow?

Any criticism/advice would be helpful, any more questions about us let me know.

Nope! Honestly, that big of an age gap gives me the creeps. Definitely a no go. confused5 Ten years younger is max for me.

Topic What do you think about people who have no pics on their profiles?
Posted 16 Jul 2013 19:01

Lush Witness Protection Program. Shhh

Topic Curlygirly and Mazza's BIG sandwich!!
Posted 16 Jul 2013 11:38

Mazza and Curly, as creators of the Big Sandwich I am delighted to award you the trophy for,


The best damn thread on Lush.



Awww, thanks, Tell!! Our party is only as good as our guests, and you drunk bastards are the best!!! evil4


Hey, what did I tell you? Nikki, Ginger and KG are readying up for their second go-round tonight. Tell, still looks a little under the weather, tho!
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Topic Curlygirly and Mazza's BIG sandwich!!
Posted 16 Jul 2013 11:36

Hey,,,,, WTF,,,,, Where is everyone...... You can't let it die now, come on people,,, let's go....



Welcome to the Sandwich, Curious! Big Hugs

Yeah, ummm, we had a helluva time partying on that 100th page. I think a few Lushies are still passed out, and Maz and I are trying to clean vomit out of the curtains. How the fuck did that happen? puke

Give us a little time, and we'll be raring to go again!

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Did LM swallow a mouse or is that a...nevermind...
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Topic Why say brb Have to pee?
Posted 16 Jul 2013 06:33




laughing3 TMI!!

Just keeping it real, Folks!!! evil4


Also, I feel it's important to educate Maz in handy Americanisms!

Topic Why say brb Have to pee?
Posted 16 Jul 2013 05:55

Hey this may seem silly but I really want to know. And not sure if anyone has asked before.

Why is every time a girl has to go pee and she's around a guy or couple guys with there gf they always say be right back have to go pee? I mean you always tell us that but half the time we ask where you go or where are you going, ladies get a little annoyed. But than have no problem telling us you have to pee. Its like we dont want to know you have to go pee, lol. I was just curious and some of my friends who are not on here.


Maybe it's just that, because they're girls ?

I don't know any women my age who do that*. We usually just say "excuse me" and get up from the table. No more details or explanation needed. dontknow


*except for when I'm Lushing with Maz. I always tell her when I'm going to pee, shower, or "drop a deuce." No detail is too intimate. evil4 evil4 evil4

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 15 Jul 2013 16:59

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Topic What Pets Do You Have?
Posted 15 Jul 2013 16:49

2 dogs (yellow lab & newfoundland)

Topic Pussy vs Asshole
Posted 14 Jul 2013 17:34

70/30 pussy

Topic Your ideal partner in two words
Posted 14 Jul 2013 17:09

Cute, tipsy

I just knew it!!

I wasn't that tipsy! evil4 evil4 evil4


funny, confident

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 14 Jul 2013 10:18

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Topic sweet sexy panties
Posted 14 Jul 2013 05:56

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Topic Do you think Max from TMZ is hot?
Posted 13 Jul 2013 14:47

I do not know Max or TMZ.Please expand.

TMZ website

TMZ is where I get most of my celebrity news. They also have a TV show, which I rarely watch.

When I see the show, I think to myself "he's a cutie" and then promptly forget he exists. dontknow

Topic Happy Birthday to Nicola!
Posted 13 Jul 2013 14:41

Happy Birthday, Nicola! I hope it's a great one!

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Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 12 Jul 2013 16:53

Staind - It's Been Awhile

Love it! thumbup


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Topic Shaved
Posted 12 Jul 2013 15:52


Normally not a LOT of hair grows on a penis, but along the lower section of the shaft you can get hair growing. How much depends on the guy. So some guys shave the bit off the shaft and that is it. Others shave all hair off, to include above and below the penis. And others just trim. Pretty much it is just like the options women do.... but I am sure you knew that, I am just typing it out. lol

We have had our share of "men grooming preference" threads, but this one is the first (that I can recall) that starts out with the OP trying to insult those who shave. LOL But heck, "they" often say all sorts of things. d'oh!

Stick around here long enough, and we'll all eventually be insulted. That's the beauty of the internet. thumbup

Topic Shaved
Posted 12 Jul 2013 15:34

Shaved Penis or No Shaved Penis? They say only a real man doesn't shave.

Ummm, does a lot of hair normally grow on a penis? Embarassed I can't say I've ever been with a guy with a hairy penis. dontknow


That being said, I think a man's pubic area should have some hair. I prefer trimmed and not shaved.

Topic Curlygirly and Mazza's BIG sandwich!!
Posted 12 Jul 2013 15:00

Welcome, HT and Dorset! Hugs

Aw you guys have been partying while I've been away!!!

Welcome to even more newbies!!! It's so good of you to drop by!!!

I hope everyone's taking care of you??

I'll be back shortly, would someone mind fixing me a drink?

I'll bring snacks too, all y'all must be peckish...

I was gonna fix you a drink, Maz, but it looks like you've been hitting the bottle(s) pretty hard.
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Your drink is served!
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