Forum posts made by curlygirly

Nudes. Actually, just prefer the disembodied cock shots...and a lot of 'em. Bring on the dicks!




(I prefer tasteful, teasing shots myself, so just ignore my naked ass.)

I usually get Jordin Sparks. Troy Polamalu because of the hair. Lisa Bonet because of the complexion. Raven Symone.

CurlyGirly told me I looked like Diana Ross .

You do, and she's gorgeous!



If they have brown curly hair and pale skin, I've been told I look like them. Obviously, people don't get past the hair.

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The list also includes: Sarah Gilbert, Gloria Estefan, Andie McDowell, and Cher (hopefully, they meant the real Cher and not a female impersonartor).

I don't eat fast food very often, but I do love Culver's fried cheese curds. What's not to love about fried cheese?

blah blah blah nonsensical bullshit. Blah blah blah, won't admit I'm wrong, and I'm still completely outraged. I'm still right here and won't let your forget that shit. Blah blah blah!

Dammit! CD, we shoulda taken bets on this. Curses!

Congrats to everyone on the Hoop contest!!! Those hips were flying.



For my prize can we go for Ice Cream?



Hey, I have another contest idea! HAHA

Wow, looks like the guys were a bit anxious for ice cream.
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Girls, you don't have to share that cone, there's enough for everyone, nevermind...
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Nikki, what's that new contest idea?? Hmmmmm?

WooHoo! It's fabulous seeing all these new party guests. Welcome!!

I think we need to have a beach hoola hoop contest!

Ginger is rockin that hoop!
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KG is definitely not going to be out done! She is gonna poke an eye out with that top!
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Looks like Nikki wins hands down!
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Where the Wild Things Are

Only anal slurp sluts like rimming.

Isn't ASS short for "anal slurp slut?"

It always seems to come back to Ass in the forums.

If you hve a problem with it sweetheart, then that's something that you should solve. I am allowed to say what I want when I want, and as for ignorant... I won't acknowledge that statement because if you took time out of your boring ass life to reply then you're the ignorant one.
Good Day sweetie


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Of course I'm trolling... I do it very well.

And you damn well know I'm sick and tired of the same guys answering every bloody thread here in "Ask the Gals". As if our (Us Gals) opinion doesn't matter. Or they somehow know better than us. (If you guys did know better than us, why do y'all ask the same f*cking questions over and over?)

Jack, you make funny comments to rile people up. And you do it very well. I can't help it if some people are oversensitive and take what you say to heart.
I can tell what you're doing. Some people can't see it cause their head is lodged so far up their rectum.
And if anyone thinks what I've said pertains to them... So what? Are you offended by my version of truth? Am I supposed to care?

Letting someone get the better of you and raise your blood pressure on the internet is frankly just sad.

(How's your blood pressure Jack? )

You say that now. Just wait until you get my outraged PM that makes no sense and goes on for paragraphs! I'll probably even CAPS LOCK you in it, Young Lady!


Right now, I'm into being a celibate slut. That's sort of like the slutty virgins of Lush, but I've had sex...in the long distant past.

(bondage light, anal, mutual masturbation, oral, spankings, toys, etc.)

Umm, this question is just ... ugh nasty. Not one DECENT female wanna be licking around some dudes asshole .. you SHIT out of there dude. Thats disgusting , and I might step on some toes when I say this but if you're a man and you like getting rim jobs then you're gay .. point blank period .. you dont need us to lick around your shit hole .. get a dude for that .. maybe you can 69 with that nasty shit . I just got chills thinking about that . Ewwe , wtf .

Decent is the LAST word I want used to describe me in the bedroom! As I mentioned before, I definitely enjoy this bit of nasty fun. Wow! You are pretty opiniated and ignorant aren't you. I pity that.

What someone does in the bedroom does not make them homosexual, bisexual or heterosexual the partner they are with does.

If you had not noticed, this is a pretty sexual, open minded place, no ones judged you (yet) and you just insulted most people here.

Well done Ignaramous. That's your new nickname by the way...We get those too, after a while.

CG is so right, We don't need no stinking rules!!


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Loved that, Nikki!

Hey, Tell??? Do you think Snapper is a distant relative of Sniffer? They both love sniffing a vagina. Never know what wild life we'll find at the beach!
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A sweaty man is only a turn on if I made him sweat ;)

This!

I don't want to be touched if I'm sweaty for any reason other than sex, and I'm the same about my man.

However, I would love to soap him up and help wash that sweat off in the shower.

Welcome to the party, Kiera!! Glad to have you amongst the best of the best drunk revelers on Lush.

Hey, Kids! It's gonna be sweltering today, so I think we need to hit the beach. You know where to find me!

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This certainly doesn't apply to us. None of the rules ever do!
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Hey, lookie! I found us a mermaid for the Big Sandwich!
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I have no idea what else to say. Good luck!

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Ladies (around age 35+ preferably), would most of you enjoy to sleep with younger men? And I'm talking 18-21 years of age.

You see, there is a bartender that I work with, I would say she is late 30s/early 40s, I am 18, and I am sexually attracted to her. We have an alright relationship as coworkers, we always talk and laugh with each other, whenever she works she hooks me up with sweet drinks, which is awesome. Always asking how my days are going, how school is, all random stuff. She is an amazing person, I love working with her. I flirt with her all the time, and sometimes i make it pretty obvious. I just don't know whether or not I should try to advance any form of sexual relationship (not saying right now, but near future). And, if I were to try to form one, I don't know how to go about it.

Does this sound shallow?

Any criticism/advice would be helpful, any more questions about us let me know.

Nope! Honestly, that big of an age gap gives me the creeps. Definitely a no go. Ten years younger is max for me.

Lush Witness Protection Program.

Mazza and Curly, as creators of the Big Sandwich I am delighted to award you the trophy for,


The best damn thread on Lush.



Awww, thanks, Tell!! Our party is only as good as our guests, and you drunk bastards are the best!!!


Hey, what did I tell you? Nikki, Ginger and KG are readying up for their second go-round tonight. Tell, still looks a little under the weather, tho!
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Hey,,,,, WTF,,,,, Where is everyone...... You can't let it die now, come on people,,, let's go....



Welcome to the Sandwich, Curious!

Yeah, ummm, we had a helluva time partying on that 100th page. I think a few Lushies are still passed out, and Maz and I are trying to clean vomit out of the curtains. How the fuck did that happen?

Give us a little time, and we'll be raring to go again!

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Did LM swallow a mouse or is that a...nevermind...
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TMI!!

Just keeping it real, Folks!!!


Also, I feel it's important to educate Maz in handy Americanisms!

Hey this may seem silly but I really want to know. And not sure if anyone has asked before.

Why is every time a girl has to go pee and she's around a guy or couple guys with there gf they always say be right back have to go pee? I mean you always tell us that but half the time we ask where you go or where are you going, ladies get a little annoyed. But than have no problem telling us you have to pee. Its like we dont want to know you have to go pee, lol. I was just curious and some of my friends who are not on here.


Maybe it's just that, because they're girls ?

I don't know any women my age who do that*. We usually just say "excuse me" and get up from the table. No more details or explanation needed.


*except for when I'm Lushing with Maz. I always tell her when I'm going to pee, shower, or "drop a deuce." No detail is too intimate.

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2 dogs (yellow lab & newfoundland)

70/30 pussy

Cute, tipsy

I just knew it!!

I wasn't that tipsy!


funny, confident

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I do not know Max or TMZ.Please expand.

TMZ website

TMZ is where I get most of my celebrity news. They also have a TV show, which I rarely watch.

When I see the show, I think to myself "he's a cutie" and then promptly forget he exists.