Topic Which do you prefer nudes or clothed?
Posted 22 Jul 2013 09:16
Nudes. Actually, just prefer the disembodied cock shots...and a lot of 'em. Bring on the dicks!
(I prefer tasteful, teasing shots myself, so just ignore my naked ass.)
Topic Have you been told that you bear a resemblance
Posted 22 Jul 2013 07:56
I usually get Jordin Sparks. Troy Polamalu because of the hair. Lisa Bonet because of the complexion. Raven Symone.
CurlyGirly told me I looked like Diana Ross .
You do, and she's gorgeous!
If they have brown curly hair and pale skin, I've been told I look like them. Obviously, people don't get past the hair.
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-4x3TiK4WQnE/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAABA/Eq8bfr3vYnI/photo.jpg
http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/23776309/Alannah+Myles+photos_9web.jpg
http://www.seriesblog.es/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Melina-Kanakaredes-3.jpg
The list also includes: Sarah Gilbert, Gloria Estefan, Andie McDowell, and Cher (hopefully, they meant the real Cher and not a female impersonartor).
Topic Do girls like "rimming" guys?
Posted 21 Jul 2013 13:40
blah blah blah nonsensical bullshit. Blah blah blah, won't admit I'm wrong, and I'm still completely outraged. I'm still right here and won't let your forget that shit. Blah blah blah!
Dammit! CD, we shoulda taken bets on this. Curses!
Topic Curlygirly and Mazza's BIG sandwich!!
Posted 21 Jul 2013 13:07
Congrats to everyone on the Hoop contest!!! Those hips were flying.
For my prize can we go for Ice Cream?
Hey, I have another contest idea! HAHA
Wow, looks like the guys were a bit anxious for ice cream.
http://a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/23/78baffa0f6bc45f2ac73a9c0dd28f69c/l.jpg
Girls, you don't have to share that cone, there's enough for everyone, nevermind...
http://www.thelmagazine.com/binary/b14b/1372084481-ice-cream_gossip_girls.jpg
http://readitandweep.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/lashsex1.jpg
Nikki, what's that new contest idea?? Hmmmmm?
Topic Curlygirly and Mazza's BIG sandwich!!
Posted 21 Jul 2013 06:33
WooHoo! It's fabulous seeing all these new party guests. Welcome!!
I think we need to have a beach hoola hoop contest!
Ginger is rockin that hoop!
http://iruntheinternet.com/lulzdump/images/gifs/kate-upton-hula-hoop-beach-bikini-boobs-13615845110.gif
KG is definitely not going to be out done! She is gonna poke an eye out with that top!
http://25.media.tumblr.com/742b991b75984811ba993e998a3a3ab3/tumblr_mkai1vI8T31rve96qo1_500.gif
Looks like Nikki wins hands down!
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs7/3604947_l.gif
Topic Do girls like "rimming" guys?
Posted 20 Jul 2013 12:49
Only anal slurp sluts like rimming.
Isn't ASS short for "anal slurp slut?"
It always seems to come back to Ass in the forums.
Topic Do girls like "rimming" guys?
Posted 20 Jul 2013 12:00
If you hve a problem with it sweetheart, then that's something that you should solve. I am allowed to say what I want when I want, and as for ignorant... I won't acknowledge that statement because if you took time out of your boring ass life to reply then you're the ignorant one.
Good Day sweetie
http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/original/11/116708/1810470-that_word_inigo_montoya_word_think_means_princess_bride_mand_demotivational_poster_1260739585.jpg
Topic What are you into?
Posted 20 Jul 2013 11:32
Of course I'm trolling... I do it very well.
And you damn well know I'm sick and tired of the same guys answering every bloody thread here in "Ask the Gals". As if our (Us Gals) opinion doesn't matter. Or they somehow know better than us. (If you guys did know better than us, why do y'all ask the same f*cking questions over and over?)
Jack, you make funny comments to rile people up. And you do it very well. I can't help it if some people are oversensitive and take what you say to heart.
I can tell what you're doing. Some people can't see it cause their head is lodged so far up their rectum.
And if anyone thinks what I've said pertains to them... So what? Are you offended by my version of truth? Am I supposed to care?
Letting someone get the better of you and raise your blood pressure on the internet is frankly just sad.
(How's your blood pressure Jack?
)
You say that now. Just wait until you get my outraged PM that makes no sense and goes on for paragraphs! I'll probably even CAPS LOCK you in it, Young Lady!
Right now, I'm into being a celibate slut.
That's sort of like the slutty virgins of Lush, but I've had sex...in the long distant past.
(bondage light, anal, mutual masturbation, oral, spankings, toys, etc.)
Topic Do girls like "rimming" guys?
Posted 18 Jul 2013 13:47
Umm, this question is just ... ugh nasty. Not one DECENT female wanna be licking around some dudes asshole .. you SHIT out of there dude. Thats disgusting , and I might step on some toes when I say this but if you're a man and you like getting rim jobs then you're gay .. point blank period .. you dont need us to lick around your shit hole .. get a dude for that .. maybe you can 69 with that nasty shit . I just got chills thinking about that . Ewwe , wtf .
Decent is the LAST word I want used to describe me in the bedroom!
As I mentioned before, I definitely enjoy this bit of nasty fun. Wow! You are pretty opiniated and ignorant aren't you. I pity that.
What someone does in the bedroom does not make them homosexual, bisexual or heterosexual the partner they are with does.
If you had not noticed, this is a pretty sexual, open minded place, no ones judged you (yet) and you just insulted most people here.
Well done Ignaramous. That's your new nickname by the way...We get those too, after a while.
Topic Curlygirly and Mazza's BIG sandwich!!
Posted 17 Jul 2013 13:28
CG is so right, We don't need no stinking rules!!
http://upload.lushstories.com/2036426136-sign.jpg
Loved that, Nikki!
Hey, Tell??? Do you think Snapper is a distant relative of Sniffer? They both love sniffing a vagina. Never know what wild life we'll find at the beach!
http://t.fod4.com/t/a85e2ed5ea/c480x270_18.jpg
Topic Sweaty men
Posted 17 Jul 2013 13:19
A sweaty man is only a turn on if I made him sweat ;)
This!
I don't want to be touched if I'm sweaty for any reason other than sex, and I'm the same about my man.
However, I would love to soap him up and help wash that sweat off in the shower.
Topic Curlygirly and Mazza's BIG sandwich!!
Posted 17 Jul 2013 04:41
Welcome to the party, Kiera!!
Glad to have you amongst the best of the best drunk revelers on Lush.
Hey, Kids! It's gonna be sweltering today, so I think we need to hit the beach. You know where to find me!
http://files.shroomery.org/files/05-21/722612215-normal_line-up.jpg
This certainly doesn't apply to us. None of the rules ever do!
http://www.cozycoeds.com/nude-college-cuties/no-nude-sunbathing.jpg
Hey, lookie! I found us a mermaid for the Big Sandwich!
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m61otegBrv1qdq1x5o1_500.jpg
Topic Women with Younger Men
Posted 16 Jul 2013 20:32
Ladies (around age 35+ preferably), would most of you enjoy to sleep with younger men? And I'm talking 18-21 years of age.
You see, there is a bartender that I work with, I would say she is late 30s/early 40s, I am 18, and I am sexually attracted to her. We have an alright relationship as coworkers, we always talk and laugh with each other, whenever she works she hooks me up with sweet drinks, which is awesome. Always asking how my days are going, how school is, all random stuff. She is an amazing person, I love working with her. I flirt with her all the time, and sometimes i make it pretty obvious. I just don't know whether or not I should try to advance any form of sexual relationship (not saying right now, but near future). And, if I were to try to form one, I don't know how to go about it.
Does this sound shallow?
Any criticism/advice would be helpful, any more questions about us let me know.
Nope! Honestly, that big of an age gap gives me the creeps. Definitely a no go.
Ten years younger is max for me.
Topic Curlygirly and Mazza's BIG sandwich!!
Posted 16 Jul 2013 11:38
Mazza and Curly, as creators of the Big Sandwich I am delighted to award you the trophy for,
The best damn thread on Lush.
Awww, thanks, Tell!! Our party is only as good as our guests, and you drunk bastards are the best!!!
Hey, what did I tell you? Nikki, Ginger and KG are readying up for their second go-round tonight. Tell, still looks a little under the weather, tho!
http://img.izismile.com/img/img6/20130429/640/drunk_people_get_treated_to_some_butt_action_from_enthusiastic_girls_640_33.jpg
Topic Curlygirly and Mazza's BIG sandwich!!
Posted 16 Jul 2013 11:36
Hey,,,,, WTF,,,,, Where is everyone...... You can't let it die now, come on people,,, let's go....
Welcome to the Sandwich, Curious!
Yeah, ummm, we had a helluva time partying on that 100th page. I think a few Lushies are still passed out, and Maz and I are trying to clean vomit out of the curtains. How the fuck did that happen?
Give us a little time, and we'll be raring to go again!
http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/7233/passedout.jpg
http://www.atypicallyrelevant.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Passed_Out_Drunk_Girls_5.jpg
Did LM swallow a mouse or is that a...nevermind...
http://i1010.photobucket.com/albums/af223/308calnole/308%20Pics/drunk_people_7.jpg?t=1285728527
Topic Why say brb Have to pee?
Posted 16 Jul 2013 06:33
TMI!!
Just keeping it real, Folks!!!
Also, I feel it's important to educate Maz in handy Americanisms!
Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 14 Jul 2013 10:18
//www.youtube.com/embed/onjaC3A2xjk
Topic sweet sexy panties
Posted 14 Jul 2013 05:56
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0k67fTxp81qc3ldvo1_500.jpg
Topic Do you think Max from TMZ is hot?
Posted 13 Jul 2013 14:47
I do not know Max or TMZ.Please expand.
TMZ website
TMZ is where I get most of my celebrity news. They also have a TV show, which I rarely watch.
When I see the show, I think to myself "he's a cutie" and then promptly forget he exists.