Forum posts made by curlygirly

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 05 Dec 2012 06:57

Well that was a fast week. How are all my buds in Rumplations? Rumpie? How are you Baby? Did ya miss me?
What's going on with the girls? I see CG has her fine ass decorated.
Hey Maz! Wazzup?
Anyone doing Christmas shopping? What are you getting your loved ones this year? One of the things I got for mine is a new tool chest for his workshop. When he gets done playing with mine, he can go play with his.

Thanks! It is festive, isn't it? CD did a wonderful job on it.

Rump, I think I need something a bit stronger than coffee this morning seeing that my favorite vibe broke. crybaby It really is a very sad start to my day. Embarassed Between that and not starting Christmas shopping yet, December is going to be a tough month. confused1

P.S. In lieu of flowers, you can send donations to my LELO vibrator fund. evil4 evil4 evil4

Topic Three words said about the person above you
Posted 04 Dec 2012 19:18

corny and sarcastic

Topic What sets the alarm bells ringing?
Posted 04 Dec 2012 07:42

I'm straight and love women and most everything about them. I also have sex with men and liked that sex a lot.*

Straight? dontknow

*name changed and paraphrased bio.

Topic if you were my ex..
Posted 04 Dec 2012 07:32

omg grose father, no sry should have reworded that - 'last man', 'last ex' .
shawnababy im just posting the question not referring it to myself
slipperywhenwet2012 interesting scientific response 0x(0x2)=0, nice one haha

Thanks for clearing that up, I think. dontknow

So, you're my ex and involved with another one of my ex's?

Honestly, I think I would find it a bit weird to have two of my ex-boyfriends hooking up. However, if you're both my ex's then I would want you *poof* out of my life and it wouldn't be an issue.

Hooking up with my current friends and family is a no go, though.

Topic romance
Posted 04 Dec 2012 06:35

do you ladies ever find yourself getting online romanticly involved with people on lush,

Who, me? Ever?

Well, there was that one time and it's a doozy. evil4 cussing evil4

Topic Words Sticking Together In Stories
Posted 03 Dec 2012 19:36

The same thing happens to me with 2007. The first story I submitted was approved and published. I didn't re-read the story once it was up. I didn't even realize there was an issue until I read one of comments where someone suggested I use the spellchecker next time. (talk about pissing me off!!) I had no idea what they were talking about, because I had gone over that story a bunch of times before publishing and knew there weren't spelling errors. I had a Lush friend read it and that's when she noticed there were 3 or 4 places where the words were mushed together. Once I realized what I was looking for I went back and looked at my original copy, and the spaces were in the document.

Before I submitted my second story, I copy and pasted it into a PM and had the same friend read it. There were missing spaces again and more of them. She put them in for me, and then I submitted from that corrected PM.

I don't know how to prevent it from happening, but that's how I worked around it. Good luck!

Topic In my pants
Posted 02 Dec 2012 16:53

This is a game me and my friends made up think of something funny or sexy then put in my pants after it its a great icebreaker.
Demolition Dildo In my pants

Welcome to Lush. This game already exists in the game forums along with some other fun games. Give it a try. I've posted the link below. Great place to meet Lushies!

In my pants forum thread

Topic Complete The Sentence!
Posted 02 Dec 2012 13:14

This could be interesting. Complete the sentence above you, then leave a started sentence for the next person to complete.

a flying pig, all pink and squeaky clean, with a skin so smooth as a...

as a transvestite's freshly shaved legs!

The Christmas tree fell over because...

Topic What are you listening to right now?
Posted 02 Dec 2012 10:39

Jingle Bells being plucked on the cello

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 02 Dec 2012 06:33

Topic When you play with your ass do you lick your finger before and during?
Posted 02 Dec 2012 05:52

hmm ANOTHER bright person with the numbers '69' in their username...

Sure makes it easy to spot them, doesn't it??? evil4

is it not good if you do?


Topic if you were my ex..
Posted 02 Dec 2012 05:44

If you were my ex, I wouldn't want you in a relationship with ANYONE in my family be it my mother, sister, father, or aunt Sally. I would want to you out of my life. Go pick on someone else's gene pool.

Topic How do you keep the butt plug from falling out?
Posted 01 Dec 2012 15:20


It's a pretty damn loose bunghole, as DD said, to not hold a buttplug. My condolences to all for whom this affliction applies. I'm sure they have to use buttpons too. :(

You have some serious issues if your butt plug is falling out, because that is not the only thing falling out. dontknow

Topic What are you listening to right now?
Posted 01 Dec 2012 15:17


Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 01 Dec 2012 12:40

Totally got visuals of that CG! You know, you could turn that into a nice wee Lush story ;)
Nice AV by the way hahahahah

My house is FREEZING.... Got anything to warm the cockles??

Pint Drunk

You mean like some hunky guy pulls over to help me, and we end up having hot, sweaty, sappy tree sex against my car. Embarassed Yeah, that so is NOT my reality. angry7

P.S. You said cockles !! laughing8

Topic How many pictures on your profile altered?
Posted 01 Dec 2012 11:25

My assend is not usually this festive, so yes it's been altered. Thank you again, CD. hello1

Topic What's making you happy right at this moment???
Posted 01 Dec 2012 11:23

That my Christmas tree did not cause a traffic accident and/or kill anyone. Go me! angry7

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 01 Dec 2012 11:21

Greetings fellow Lushers.

Best of luck on the links, Scooter. Me, I've got some big time college football games to follow. Your drink will be ready when you return.

CG, you might try a Rumpolations Special: equal parts hot chocolate, coffee and brandy. It's lip smacking good even if you use Busty's coffee.

Afterward, you and Scooter might want to try the new Rumpled Orange Special: equal parts OJ, club soda, and rum .


Make mine a double, please!!

Back from the great Christmas tree adventure of 2012.

Had them tie my tree to the top of my truck and thought to myself. "Hmmm, they don't seem to know what they're doing. I should keep an eye on the tree in my back window." Less than a mile down the road, I notice that most of the back window is now obscured by Christmas tree. *sigh* Pull over and just the top one foot is hanging on by the rope. I am on the side of the road now wrestling the Christmas tree INTO my truck, because I have nothing to cut the rope and retie it.

On the upside, I did it, my truck now smells like those little evergreen air fresheners, and I smell like eau de Blue Spruce. Little full...lotta sap...looks great...

*slams down glass* Another, please. confused1

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 01 Dec 2012 06:43

Going to get "the tree" today, so feel like I should be drinking hot chocolate. It's supposed to be 56 and rainy. Definitely NOT a winter wonderland.

Topic Who cums more and hard Chubby girls or skinny girls
Posted 30 Nov 2012 21:01

Every time I watch a amateur video with a chubby girl it seems that they come faster and harder then a skinny girl. Any thoughts?

If I keep eating these bags of jalapeno potato chips, I'll let you know how things work out for me as a chubby girl. evil4

Topic What are your Lush "Pet Peeves"?
Posted 30 Nov 2012 07:44

This is a Lush Pet Peeve about me.

I leave so many tabs open on Lush that sometimes I forget where I am, especially if I'm black boxing a few people and don't want to lose the conversations, so I open a new tab. Embarassed It probably looks like I'm stalking profile pages or forum posts, when I usually have just forgotten that page is open. dontknow I think I need to leave a trail of breadcrumbs or something.

Topic Announcing our "Spice It Up!" Story Competition
Posted 30 Nov 2012 06:49

Humph! Din't wan' a stupid Lelo anyway!


Curses! Me either! *kicks ground*

Congratulations to the winners on their amazing stories. I read quite a few, and there really were a lot of fabulous entries. A wonderful job by all! 3601

Topic Best way to pick you up and take you home
Posted 29 Nov 2012 14:28

Oops!! I didnt read the entire post, just the title. I responded thinking he meant if I met a guy that I felt was nice and we hit it off.

I never go out looking to get picked up by a random guy!! Even a Ferrari won't help there, LOL !!

Riiiiiiiiiggggghhhhhhttt!! Nice job on the backpedal there, Nikki!! angel7

To the OP: I've never had a random hookup, so I guess the "best way" hasn't happened yet. evil4 If it were to happen, I think it might involve a foreign accent, and I don't mean southern or some crap like that. evil5

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 29 Nov 2012 14:20

Topic boyfriends
Posted 29 Nov 2012 14:15

Hell no...


To be perfectly honest, I couldn't be in a relationship with a guy who wanted this.

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 29 Nov 2012 13:11

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 28 Nov 2012 16:56

Topic Wife Share or not share
Posted 28 Nov 2012 06:04

I adored watching my wife-lady being entered by another penis,it lookd so sensual&wen she cum,that was so eroticI cud not wait 2put my rampant hard 1 there&often,wen id cum, hed b ready&shed wellcome another fuking&luv it!! It is no good if ur a selfish guy@all! !

Completely disagree. It's very good for my man to be "selfish" in this regard. No sharing please.

I agree with the posters above, best to leave this as a fantasy.