Forum posts made by curlygirly

Topic Word Cloud
Posted 29 Oct 2012 18:09

I've been playing around with this word cloud website and just wanted to share with everyone. Basically, you type or copy/paste your text and the algorithm makes a word cloud for you. Here are a few examples. You can edit color, style, and font after the algorithm has done its work. Just thought some other people might have some fun with it and get less work done in real life, like me, so I thought I would share. evil4

My bio
http://images.lushstories.com/curlygirly/biolush.jpeg


Guidelines on Lush home page
http://images.lushstories.com/curlygirly/lush.jpeg


Couple of paragraphs on a Hurricane Sandy story
http://images.lushstories.com/curlygirly/lush1.jpeg

Spice it up competition post by Nicola
http://images.lushstories.com/curlygirly/lush2.jpeg



Anyway, just have fun with it.

Topic What's for dinner tonight?
Posted 29 Oct 2012 14:47

Cheese tortellini with vodka sauce and garlic bread.

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 29 Oct 2012 13:42

http://images.lushstories.com/curlygirly/biolush.jpeg

Topic Would you swallow multiple loads?
Posted 28 Oct 2012 18:18

Pretty much sums it up.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8bq3zrWym1rd2qw6o1_400.gif

Topic Curlygirly and Mazza's BIG sandwich!!
Posted 28 Oct 2012 17:49

Ummm, yeah, keep looking for a cake, Trinket. Not shaped like an animal! Bwahahaha We'll save that for hen night! happy8


Ooooh, pretty please. Can we, can we, can we, huh??? Alcohol and sticks? Seriously, you cannot go wrong! Lick responsibly? They obviously haven't seen Mazz drinking....ooops, I mean licking!


http://modernweddingshawaii.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Lush-Pops-Logo_Cocktails-a-la-stick(pp_w614_h409).jpg

A bridesmaid dress suggestion. Too conservative, right???
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Xyt1j4NI_Og/Tx7b1XDK-xI/AAAAAAAAATA/7-5KHbJeZeM/s1600/vegas-dress.jpg

BP, as far as your dress?? How do you feel about side boob and short-shorts??? laughing6
http://s14.shefinds.com/sf/files/2011/03/ugly-wedding-dress-15.jpg

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 28 Oct 2012 17:18

Hey CurlyGirly,
You don't mess around, do ya ! (of course, I gathered that after reading "The Conference Call")
I'm glad you made it, and a dram of spiked, pumpkin spiced coffee sounds seasonal.


Thanks for the warm welcome, Rump. Looks like a great place to hang out, no matter what Scoot says. Scooter, no more wasting time for me. I'm taking life by the balls, literally, now! evil4 evil4

Topic RUMPLATIONS: Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted 28 Oct 2012 07:37

Since I got a personal invitation from Scooter, I thought I would pop in finally and say "HI." Embarassed I did bring my own pumpkin spice coffee, which might be spiked in the not too distant future. *cheers*

Topic Curlygirly and Mazza's BIG sandwich!!
Posted 28 Oct 2012 07:28

Wow, FABULOUS job on the suggestions, Trinket!! Keep 'em coming!


Tell and BP, you are two of my favorite people on Lush. Honestly, I'm so happy for you both that I could just scream!!! love3

http://i.imgur.com/JkHd5.gif


As you all know, I love me some thongs. So, I got BP the perfect wedding day lingerie. icon_biggrin
http://junebugweddings.com/uploads_2009/Fashion%20Report/Lingerie%202009/18.jpg

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 27 Oct 2012 17:25

http://s4.favim.com/orig/49/cool-dirty-drink-drunk-home-Favim.com-443056.jpg

Topic Curlygirly and Mazza's BIG sandwich!!
Posted 27 Oct 2012 17:11

Tell, it's great to see you at the party. Looks like you've been really been working on those dance moves.

http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/177233_o.gif

Ginger has totally perfected her full moon tribute.
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/424503_10150606845231443_796879334_n.jpg

Topic ticket or nipple
Posted 27 Oct 2012 11:07

YES!!!

It happened this one time after an all-girls' slumber party. We stayed up late having a naked pillow fight and ended up fingering ourselves for some additional naughty fun. Anyway, I had to leave early the next morning for class and was pulled over for speeding. Because I had been using my vibe while driving and was close to orgasm, I accidentally hit the gas too hard and went WAY over the edge and the speed limit. Long story short, my skirt was still hiked up when i was pulled over, so Officer Friendly got quite a show. I didn't get a ticket, but I did get about 20 hours of "personal" community service with him.*

So that's how that went down...

evil4 evil4 evil4


Real answer is NO!

* any resemblance of the story above to reality is purely coincidental

Topic Do you have in your purse a sex toy?
Posted 27 Oct 2012 05:46

Not in my purse, but in my bag/briefcase for work I do have a mini bullet vibe. evil4

Topic Using objects around the home as dildo
Posted 27 Oct 2012 05:31

If a woman uses an object that looks harmless for example hair brush handle or back shower scrubber handle or something like that and decides to use it as dildo one night then the next day finds herself bleeding from time to time.
It isn't her time yet not even close.
One day she would be bleeding then the next not then the day after that yes and so on.

What would this be?

This would be time for you to go see your doctor.

Topic Happy Birthday Dudealicious
Posted 27 Oct 2012 05:20

Happy Birthday, Dude. I hope it's a great one!

http://media.picfor.me/001F9894/usmiwka---SEXY---GIRLS-sexy-girls--my-album--balloons--Sexy-Pictures--moudy--girls--morenita3--women--laski--WendyAnnland_large.jpg

AND, because I know you love to dance. evil4
http://www.youtube.com/embed/9bZkp7q19f0

Topic How far can you go on Lush?
Posted 26 Oct 2012 17:47

Without a doubt.

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 26 Oct 2012 16:28

I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one.

http://www.youtube.com/embed/LloIp0HMJjc

Topic Why Do Some Women Like Getting Ate Out And Others Don't?
Posted 26 Oct 2012 14:35

I have never met one that doesn't like it. Maybe, brush before you eat .

Huh? Are you suggesting his bad breath is causing women not to like oral? tard Wow, it must be bad, if they can smell it from all the way down there.

to OP, I'm a huge fan, but I do have to agree that every woman is different.

Topic Curlygirly and Mazza's BIG sandwich!!
Posted 26 Oct 2012 14:24

I SEE CG IS OUT AND ABOUT


http://upload.lushstories.com/105-witch_in_gold.gif

Ain't that the truth.


Seriously, doesn't anyone eat around here? It's all alcohol and all pussies all the time. At least Trinket was kind enough to bring some 'licious cupcakes. Here's some more healthy food. Eat up, Kids.

http://becomingcliche.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/moonpie.jpg

Topic How would you rate the avatar above, bland.. good.. funny... or perfect?
Posted 26 Oct 2012 14:22

Almost perfect. Her personality makes it perfect!

Topic What are you listening to right now?
Posted 26 Oct 2012 14:07

Listening to Sour Girl - STP and drinking Bitter Woman IPA.

I'm sensing a bit of a theme. Embarassed evil4

Topic Curlygirly and Mazza's BIG sandwich!!
Posted 26 Oct 2012 14:01

You know how I like to keep things all classy and shit, so I'll post this one. evil4

http://www.youtube.com/embed/vQVeaIHWWck

Honestly, one of my FAVORITE books ever. :)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/51/Goodnightmoon.jpg

Topic Describe yourself in one word
Posted 26 Oct 2012 06:17

Caffeinated

Topic Staying single because relationships are "too complicated"...
Posted 24 Oct 2012 17:02

Hi, I have a 36 year old male colleague who has been single for over 8 years now. He's had a few relationships that ended on a sour note and now he has given up, saying that relationships are too complicated because to a large extent they are based on emotion which can be fickle and irrational. Apparently he's always treated his girlfriends really well but they always played "mindgames" on him and didn't tell him what was wrong when clearly there was something bothering them. He now reckons that many women are " too stupid and ungrateful " when it comes to relationships.
He's a really good-natured, hardworking and polite guy but has a very no-nonsense attitude to everything and finds it hard to forgive when wronged.

What's your opinion, have you ever come across this type of person before?

What is the male equivalent of a man-hating lesbian, because that's exactly what your friend sounds like. Not all women are awful, stupid and ungrateful; just like not all men are assholes and cheaters. Maybe he is just drawn to the same type of woman and keeps repeating the cycle? If so, I hope he enjoys being alone.


As for you...
He needs to stop giving a shit. Sure, this may be the youth in me speaking cause I'm only 19, but where I'm from, the girls that are in the age of 18-25 are mostly complete bitches. No, I dont refer to every single female as a bitch, when they act it, I call it. To do this we must first define a bitch. Cause a bitch doesnt necessarily have to be single.
A bitch will flirt with any guy as long as he has money, a car and a dick.
A bitch will wear extra skimpy clothes to the supermarket.
A bitch will lose interest in your views and everything you stand for 10 seconds after you open your mouth.
A bitch will never call you, but demands that you call her.
If she has too many men as her friends. That's a bitch.
If she drinks with all of her guy friends while fully knowing that she is the only female there and she's going to stay because she's getting free taquila shots, one after the other........ Bitch.
If she has children and leaves them at home with the baby daddy to go out and have fun with her girlfriends all night long, every Friday. That's a bitch.
If she lost her virginity at the age of *Edited by admin for breaking forum guidelines* and had multiple (20+) sexual partners till you met her, that's a bitch.
Now that we have identified a bitch, we must now learn to avoid the bitch, and for that you'd have to BURROW TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH, OR MOVE TO THE MOON and even then you'll run into the motherfuckers.
As soon as you land on the moon a bitch will run up to you and ask for a ride home, 20,000 light years away.
Bitches are everywhere, you cannot escape them.
But there are things you can do to minimize your encounters with them.
1) Do not look for a potential date in a bar.
2) Do not tell them how much money you make. In fact, dont tell them what you do for a living. Make them guess and keep laughing, but never actually tell them. Keep making them guess, even if they're right.
3) Do not wear your cover-alls outside of the jobsite. Apparently, to bitches, coveralls=money.
4) Do not call them after the 2nd date (if you reach that far) A bitch will never call. A lady will be concerned.
5) Always go to simple places for dates. And try to keep away from those cliche bullshit movie scenes like going to the movies, or going to a park or something. Make the shit memorable. If she insists that she wants lobster for dinner, drive her to the restaurant. When she gets out of the car, drive away. It's that simple.
In the unfortunate event that you do accidentally hit on a bitch or if you just want a good one night stand, act like a fucking pimp. Treat them like garbage and buy them a vodka cranberry or something. Shit....

Aww, Sweetie, that doesn't make them a bitch. That makes you boring as all hell.
"coveralls=money" On what planet? Don't get me wrong, gainfully employed is a great thing, but I don't see money signs if I see a guy in "coveralls." Just a guy making a living.
Have you correlated your thinking above with the fact that you've only ever had a "peck?" Sadly, misogynist is the right term for you. Why so bitter at such a young age?
Lastly, have you been hanging out with menarealwaysignored from this site?

Topic What's making you happy right at this moment???
Posted 24 Oct 2012 13:53

Hearing on the phone " What the fuck is wrong with you?? "

Damn, he makes me laugh.

Still laughing...

Topic do married women use denial of sex as a weapon..to either punish or get what..they want?
Posted 24 Oct 2012 10:55

It wasn't to punish, but I definitely withheld sex when I "lost that lovin feelin." When everything you do seems to be wrong from your job to how you keep the house to which utensil you use to frost a cake or are told "you're not very funny" (and I know I'm funny, because my mom told me so) to "if you listened to me, you could be a better person." BUT, you want to have sex with me?? Yeah, sorry not so much.

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 24 Oct 2012 05:26

http://www.realsavvysuccess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/white-rabbit.gif

I'm late, I'm late for a very important date. Damn you, Lush! evil4

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 23 Oct 2012 17:14

http://www.youtube.com/embed/7xxgRUyzgs0

Ha! Just realized I'm nostalgic for one-hit wonders! evil4

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 23 Oct 2012 17:12

http://www.youtube.com/embed/Jshq3q5itbI

Topic Club Zafia....
Posted 23 Oct 2012 17:11

Feeling a bit nostalgic.

http://www.youtube.com/embed/3qVPNONdF58

Topic Are all american girls shaven??
Posted 23 Oct 2012 15:25

Yes, we are. There was a pubic hair amendment added to the constitution in the late 1990's. Required for citizenship now.


http://www.lineleoff.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/make-shit-up.jpg