About curvygalore


Hi everyone! I'm Curvy, as you can see!

Most people are on here 'cos they find sex sexy. I find history sexy but I'm on here anyway!

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24 Jan 2019 06:49
I enjoy books, movies, music, yoga, walks by the sea. I love to cook and also I'm lucky enough to enjoy a busy social life. Most of all, I live to dance
Favorite Books:
Far too many to list! Apart from 'Rochester's Monkey' by Graham Greene which I'm re-reading at the mo, one of my fave's is 'Roaring Boys' by Judith Cook. She brings Shakespearian London to vibrant life!
Favorite Authors:
Depends on my mood: but anything from Jane Austen to Dorothy L Sayers to Phil Rickman and anything and everything in between and before and after.
Favorite Movies:
Fave genre would be film noir, also anything from Powell & Pressburger. I do love film in general, but the only genres I would avoid would be rom coms and musicals (shudder). Of course, there are always exceptions to the rule.
Favourite TV Shows:
Usually dramas and history programmes. I'm lapping up The Last Kingdom, the recent adaptation of Bernard Cornwell's Saxon novels and was transfixed by The Headless Gladiators of York, (yes, a real title) a recent history documentary.
Favorite Music:
Almost everything, especially if I can dance to it!


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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 23 Jan 2019 16:30

A hot rum would hit the spot nicely, Rump.

I definitely promise not to be good 😘

Raises my glass to Curvy as she enjoys her post work beer 🍺

Slainte, Susie! Hope the snow isn't too bad your way?

As I'm ordering my nightcap from Rumps, I'll get you another hot rum. <img src="/images/emoticons/pourwine.gif" alt="Pour Wine">

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 23 Jan 2019 11:32

You've learned my writing technique, Grace. I, also, simply start at the beginning and write until the story appears. It works pretty well.

How are you ladies, little Tonya and dear Cynthia?

Changes are appearing in the badges over on 'sacre bleu' if anyone is interested in that. I've received four new ones in the past few hours.

I'll have a cuppa java, if you please.

Cheers, all. <img src="/images/emoticons/regaeman.gif" alt="Regaeman Man">

Edit update: I see you have a new badge, Cynthia. It's called the Challenge Champ, and is given to all who entered a piece in the little challenge contest Maggie started.

I saw that, Larry! I'm pleased I did my bit and entered the challenge with my (mainly baffling) time travel story!

I think an early evening beer is in order, please, Rumps! <img src="/images/emoticons/pintdrunk.gif" alt="Pint Drunk">

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 23 Jan 2019 03:35

Morning all, chilly morning with snow on the hills here!

Glad to hear your family has settled down, Gill.long may that last! <img src="/images/emoticons/bighugs.gif" alt="Big Hugs">

BB is all de-sludged and ready to go, the kettle has boiled for tea and I have fished Terance out of Sara's mini-marshmallow stash. Now, where are those mugs?

Tea, coffee, fine lickers anyone?

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 22 Jan 2019 13:19

Hey, thanks for the props, Annie. I was trying to write erotica, and wrote a few measly little paragraphs in a three week period. I decided to switch it up to horror, and I had a new flash in a couple days. I will return to erotica (for one because I have to write 5 more stories to finish up Serious Moonlight), but right now horror is more in my wheelhouse.

And Bill, you will be happy to know Layla proofed this one, so it got sent in error-free. I plan to work harder on proofing stories befoore I submit this year.

Thanks for setting things up, Curves. Köffee, as always, please.

Your new horror is fab, Verbs! Gave me the shivers. Exciting you have more to write for the Serious Moonlight project!

So sorry to hear of your loss, Al. Always so sad to lose a beloved family pet.

Mid-evening beer here, please Rumps! <img src="/images/emoticons/pintdrunk.gif" alt="Pint Drunk">

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 22 Jan 2019 03:01

Morning all! My turn to get BB de-sludged and refreshed. The coffee is on as us the kettle and I'll just wash up some mugs and maybe even dry them!

Tea, coffee, fine lickers, anyone?

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 21 Jan 2019 12:37

Hello all! *waves* Time for my evening beer, please Rumps! <img src="/images/emoticons/pintdrunk.gif" alt="Pint Drunk">

That's exciting about your new story on the site that vaguely rhymes with gnu, Verbs! Must take a look.

And Gill, avoiding phone calls from relatives who just want to rant and stir is exactly right. Just what I do.

Suzie, if you're about your next drink's on me. Cheers!

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 21 Jan 2019 04:11

Good morning.. need a coffee before facing the week.. apparently today is Blue Monday.. the most depressing day of the year.. . well I say screw it.. let's just stay in the bar, it is also Super Wolf Blood Moon Monday ;)

Morning, Susie! Looks like it's just us so far!

I'll get BB de-sludged and rinsed and refilled and the kettle on for tea. Given it's Blue Monday, I'll have the bottle of Beaver's Breath Brandy at the ready to 'cheer up' the hot beverages. We also need cake! *rootles around in the freezer*

Tea, coffee, fine lickers anyone? ☕

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 20 Jan 2019 14:18

It's been a memorable birthday for me. I so appreciate the good wishes of all. And so do Janis and Edgar.

Sorry, little Tonya. I'm going with the Chiefs today.

I've not been to Europe since 1988. That's a shame really. But I've been lots of other places. They were fun as well.

Let's have our usual cuppa java, if you please.

Cheers, all. <img src="/images/emoticons/regaeman.gif" alt="Regaeman Man">

Excellent that your birthday was properly celebrated, Larry! Hooray! <img src="/images/emoticons/bighugs.gif" alt="Big Hugs">

I was at a friend's birthday dance last night. Great swing music, lovely people. She had an absolute ball. Lovely night!

Mid-evening beer, please Rumps! <img src="/images/emoticons/pintdrunk.gif" alt="Pint Drunk">

Topic: Happy birthday Midnitexpres!
Posted: 20 Jan 2019 11:59

Happy Birthday!

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Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 20 Jan 2019 03:48

You are spoiling us, lovely Tonya! <img src="/images/emoticons/bighugs.gif" alt="Big Hugs">

Glad the snow missed you, but it sounds like a day to stay indoors and watch tv.

Chilly and windy in these here parts. Brrr! If Bertha has finished brewing, I'd love a cup of coffee, please. ☕

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Heavenly Benefits

The Reverend Tobias Whitmore let out a heartfelt sigh. Having taken over the parish of St Margaret’s in the prosperous market town of Stratton-over-Wye a year previously, he ought to be happy with his lot, he reasoned to himself. He had been welcomed as a new broom (not altogether unexpectedly, since the previous incumbent had been so elderly, his actual death made little difference to...

Added 06 Dec 2018 | Category Historical | Votes 26 | Avg Score 4.96 | Views 2,664 | 26 Comments

If You Can’t Stand The Heat…

The kitchen was sweltering, even with the ovens off. The bar staff had all gone and only the two of them remained. He watched as she stood over the sink of steaming water. Her hair clung in wet tendrils, drops sliding down her elegant neck to be absorbed by the cotton of her vest top. Hardening, he imagined her front view, moisture gathering in her deep cleavage, damp fabric persuading...

Added 01 Sep 2018 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 34 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,926 | 40 Comments

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‘The castle has always been an imposing place,’ Catrin thought with a shiver as she climbed the steep hill, the chainmail of the armed guards clinking on either side of her, emphasising her plight. As she approached the impressive façade, to allay her fears, she recollected how the stout gates used to be opened wide to the village on the feast days such as Christmas and Easter. All the...

Added 23 May 2018 | Category Historical | Votes 40 | Avg Score 5 | Views 3,567 | 39 Comments

A Hint of Petticoat

A hint of petticoat, A wisp of lace, Dear, tell me so Then I'll pick up the pace. A glimpse of ankle, Even bare shoulder, Now, to be frank, I'll Become even bolder. Slide my hand to your garters And that's only for starters, To stroke your bare thigh With a passionate sigh. Sweeting, I'd write a Petrarchan sonnet If only you'd let me take off your bonnet....

Added 04 Mar 2018 | Category Erotic Poems | Votes 46 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,172 | 49 Comments

Editor's Pick Earthly Bounties

The Reverend Tobias Whitmore was perplexed. Not that this was a particularly unusual state of affairs for him, he mused, as his relatively short life seemed to be lived in a condition of relative confusion. As the third son of a minor branch of a noble family with pretensions to faded gentility, he was always destined for the church from birth. This had nothing to do with his character,...

Added 17 Nov 2017 | Category Historical | Votes 42 | Avg Score 5 | Views 13,523 | 39 Comments

The Opening Door

There was a jangling of the bell as they walked into the bookshop. Godfrey gallantly stood back to allow Eugenia through the doorway as he took off his hat. He then followed her to greet the shopkeeper who was seated at his desk. The white-haired, portly, bespectacled Mr Johnson rose to shake Godfrey’s hand warmly and gave a slightly more muted, old-fashioned bow towards Eugenia, as was...

Added 01 Oct 2017 | Category Historical | Votes 40 | Avg Score 5 | Views 6,187 | 41 Comments

Dancin' the Blues

Dancin’ the blues Is a complicated business; First, you focus on the rhythm, Then you try to feel How your partner moves, Fumbling to sway with his groove: Most of all, you strain to blend with All the glory of That music, In three or four pressurised minutes, When you concentrate intensely On all these elements.   If you can surrender To the beat, your partner, That music, ...

Added 01 Apr 2017 | Category Love Poems | Votes 35 | Avg Score 5 | Views 1,251 | 30 Comments

End Game

London, February 1821   John strode across the bustle of Piccadilly, the wide road alive with people even at this late hour. He was glad to turn his steps towards home and to disappear into the huddle of dark streets that was Soho. He felt more at ease here in the shadows than he did in the melee of the West End. There, flaming torches lit the way, gilding the streets with an orange...

Added 26 Nov 2016 | Category Historical | Votes 19 | Avg Score 4.95 | Views 4,070 | 20 Comments

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Added 07 Jun 2016 | Category Historical | Votes 21 | Avg Score 4.95 | Views 4,407 | 21 Comments


It had seemed a good idea to hitch a lift into Bristol at the time, as Doctor Moffatt was driving in that direction. It’s not as though he would have had a full night in his own bed anyway, roused at the break of dawn to trundle around the countryside in unreliable buses. This way he would have to spend the night at the railway station, but at least he would not risk arriving late back at...

Added 24 Apr 2016 | Category Flash Erotica | Votes 26 | Avg Score 4.92 | Views 3,895 | 26 Comments

Stories Coauthored By curvygalore


There had seldom been couples as striking as you both looked that evening. He wore a tailored black suit and an anthracite tie in a Windsor knot. You had tried your new evening dress. It had a famous name and evanescent laces of black and white, diving in an indecent décolleté. Your beautiful, slender neck, held high by antique jewelry. You were young and brilliant; sexy, and you knew it. ...

Added 16 Jan 2016 | Category Love Stories | Votes 10 | Avg Score 5 | Views 2,863 | 7 Comments

A Little Friendly Blackmail

"Becky!" Eighteen-year-old Phil Dane yelled at his seventeen-year-old stepsister. "What the fuck is your problem?" He steamed. "I don't have a problem," she merrily replied. "I got the last slice of pizza, so I’m good," she said as she licked the remaining piece of pizza from tip to crust before taking a bite. "What the hell is with you, sis? You already had two slices and so did mom and...

Added 27 Jun 2018 | Category Teen | Votes 17 | Avg Score 4.82 | Views 24,331 | 2 Comments

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