About curvygalore


Hi everyone! I'm Curvy, as you can see!

Most people are on here 'cos they find sex sexy. I find history sexy but I'm on here anyway!

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22 Jul 2018 06:08
I enjoy books, movies, music, yoga, walks by the sea. I love to cook and also I'm lucky enough to enjoy a busy social life. Most of all, I live to dance
Favorite Books:
Far too many to list! Apart from 'Rochester's Monkey' by Graham Greene which I'm re-reading at the mo, one of my fave's is 'Roaring Boys' by Judith Cook. She brings Shakespearian London to vibrant life!
Favorite Authors:
Depends on my mood: but anything from Jane Austen to Dorothy L Sayers to Phil Rickman and anything and everything in between and before and after.
Favorite Movies:
Fave genre would be film noir, also anything from Powell & Pressburger. I do love film in general, but the only genres I would avoid would be rom coms and musicals (shudder). Of course, there are always exceptions to the rule.
Favourite TV Shows:
Usually dramas and history programmes. I'm lapping up The Last Kingdom, the recent adaptation of Bernard Cornwell's Saxon novels and was transfixed by The Headless Gladiators of York, (yes, a real title) a recent history documentary.
Favorite Music:
Almost everything, especially if I can dance to it!


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Topic: Realism in erotica
Posted: 21 Jul 2018 11:26

Language like that could probably work if someone was trying to write Regency or Victorian style romance, but it's overly flowery for a modern work. There should be a middle ground between crass and flowery.

Oi!!! Wot's wrong with flowery bonnets and petticoats and stuff? <img src="/images/emoticons/evil6.gif" alt="evil4">

I think that yes, all three are reasonable and realistic.

Slut/whore isn't always negative in a sexual situation. You're getting a BJ... "Yes, take it... take it...." Your dick probes into her tight throat. "You beautiful, fucking whore."

Same with with cum-hungry. I can honestly say I've never used that term in real life, but I have said, "Baby, come over. I'm hungry for you."

The act of the BJ and the taste isn't what I enjoy. It's his reaction. And I have made a show of begging for the opportunity to give one, just because I knew it would drive him nuts.

This. And what Verbs said too.

It's all about the scenario, getting turned on and being empowered by driving your partner crazy and being in the moment with them. While possibly wearing a bonnet... <img src="/images/emoticons/drunken_smilie.gif" alt="drunken">

Posted: 20 Jul 2018 09:17

Happy Birthday! Hope you're having a lovely day! <img src="/images/emoticons/bighugs.gif" alt="Big Hugs">

<img src="/images/emoticons/occasion13.gif" alt="occasion4"> <img src="/images/emoticons/occasion1.gif" alt="occasion1"> <img src="/images/emoticons/occasion13.gif" alt="occasion4"> <img src="/images/emoticons/occasion15.gif" alt="occasion6"> <img src="/images/emoticons/occasion13.gif" alt="occasion4">

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 19 Jul 2018 04:38

Only 1100 more to lose... <img src="/images/emoticons/readsmallprint.gif" alt="Read it">

You will get there G! <img src="/images/emoticons/hugs.gif" alt="Hugs">

Hi Sara and Larry! Welcome Sonja!

My turn to get Big Bertha up and running today. So instead of Scott's Canuck coffee we have Curvy's Celtic coffee (don't ask!) <img src="/images/emoticons/evil6.gif" alt="evil4"> I'll even rinse out the mugs! <img src="/images/emoticons/angel7.gif" alt="angel7">

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 18 Jul 2018 14:11

Dang, my bad. Grumble. Grumble. Thought is was a union thing. :-"

T, concerts. Noice.

Gillian. Garden. More opportunity for you-know-what. Noice.

Buz, beer with bourbon chasers. Noice. I wonder what one's liver looks like after a few of those?

Curvy, my sweet. Just, noice.

I didn't see anything about Verbs & Layla getting kicked off of the plane. I guess they kept their paws to themselves. Noice.

Back to the grind. Coffee grind, that is. <img src="/images/emoticons/coffee.gif" alt="coffee">

Hee, hee G! <img src="/images/emoticons/hugs.gif" alt="Hugs">

Hello everyone. Lovely to hear from you Gill! :)

Bit chilly here tonight, but meant to be noice tomorrow. Hopefuly.

Beer please, Bill! <img src="/images/emoticons/pintdrunk.gif" alt="Pint Drunk">

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 17 Jul 2018 15:00

Hmm, Rumps. I reckon 'Irish tea' is a euphemism for poitin or some such home-brewed licker.

I value my eyesight and extremities I'll stick to beer... <img src="/images/emoticons/confused1.gif" alt="confused1"> <img src="/images/emoticons/pintdrunk.gif" alt="Pint Drunk">

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 17 Jul 2018 14:06

Hello everyone! *waves*

Great to catch up on all your news!

Beer would do nicely, please. <img src="/images/emoticons/pintdrunk.gif" alt="Pint Drunk">

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 16 Jul 2018 13:23

Your story is in my reading queue, Scott! Even if I'm the wrong gender for those comments! <img src="/images/emoticons/evil6.gif" alt="evil4">

Beer, please Rumps! <img src="/images/emoticons/pintdrunk.gif" alt="Pint Drunk">

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 15 Jul 2018 13:01

Beer please, Rumps! <img src="/images/emoticons/pintdrunk.gif" alt="Pint Drunk">

Hiya Scott! And well done France. Although I'm quite glad I'm not still there on holiday as they were all noisy enough in their victories during the first tournaments!

Topic: RUMPLATIONS: Awesome Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar
Posted: 15 Jul 2018 04:58

Hi Curvy - first time Rumplator here, please be gentle and hold on to the handrail at all times.

Thank you for the recommendation, you are very kind :) Enjoy your coffee, I will toast you with my Cuban Serrano.

You are very welcome, it's an excellent story! And there's few Rumplators entering the comp too, which is great!. :)

Not sure if Rumps runs to Cuban Whatsits but there might be some instant, if I can scrape it out of the jar here. <img src="/images/emoticons/evil6.gif" alt="evil4">

Right, so Big Bertha's switched on, the counter has been given a cursory wipe. Are there any orders before Big Boss Bill arrives to take over?

Topic: Favourite flowers 🌷
Posted: 14 Jul 2018 15:22

I do love roses and lots of others. But I think my favourites are freesias. <img src="/images/emoticons/icon_flower.gif" alt="flower">

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