laid, lie, lay, lying, lain.

hence, i choose recline

boner x1000

You still keep in shape or exercise nowadays? This reminds me, I haven't even mentioned those 5'6/ 5'7 chumps weighing I'm guessin 160 trying to act strong and shit and not even drinking water. LOL

300lbs and run a 4.9 shiiiiiit. by the way, i agree with you. There are guys who are a bit taller than me and weigh maybe 20lbs more who think they are the shit at the gym moving around the gym doing weights to impress the crowd/gals. These clowns crack me up with their protein drinks and shit. Sure they might be faster, quicker, stronger than I am in spurts but I'm the one who lasts longer in pretty everything else. Half of these guys can't even last 15-20 mins jogging outside. I'm not kidding about this.... they claim to run 30mins/day on the treadmill, LMAO.
In reality, be confident and sweat it out and stay fit. If you digging a girl out, just pull your balls up and tell her you think she's whatever. I can't say I can do this all the time, but the feeling is great when you do. :D

Were you on the DL in college?

I recall from Sociology or Psychology, women like muscular hairy men during ovulation periods and prefer cute, peaceful-looking guys the other times.

By, i'm a slim dude at 5'10 145ish ahahahah 29.5 waistline :D

2inches sometimes it likes to stay inside when cold(like after swimming). I don't take out tape measure for my girth but from up here, it's kind of like a square so I'd say 2inches by 2inches.

Pretty unique if I do say so myself ;)

Do remember to share with us the good news ! :D

Most probably back away and peck on the cheek with some joke along. I would perhaps(if she cute and not too scary looking) say that's a first to say hi, and your name is....

Few lines exchanged i should see if i wanna get with her. Other than that, it'll be the hi, catch you later, (never see you on the way out, if do, then it's bye and see you around)

Xanudu

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