what are you people doing today?
woke up with this crazy boner ahhh!
Hey everyone, check out my story! thanks
mannn this writing has been making my cock hard non-stop!
thinking about writing a story perhaps in the near future.... hmmm
fucking crazyyy HORNY!! the past few hrs......
Life is like a penis. Women make it hard. Hence, the birth control pill is the second best thing to put in a woman's mouth to avoid pregnancy!
gOne for some appetizers hahahhahahahaha
so horny all of sudden... wth ? LOL
first earthquake, now hurricane coming???....
Electricity , please don't give up on me now!
crazzzy wooood this morning ahhh
Fireworks going off! No pun intended
forgot to remove my status, it should really have a time stamp option haha
horny as hellll right now
Dining at the Y, now that's fine dining!
birthday tomorrow, where should i go to have some girth play this wknd??? hmmm
bday in 2 days; wouldnt mind some freakin this coming weekend!
horny assssss helllll , just saw this chick in a short denim skirt across the block damn