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Topic: Did you watch The Wolf Of Wall Street?
Posted: 20 Apr 2017 19:56

I loved it. I read the book too. This is actually one of the rare instances when the movie is better than the book. It has the classic rise and fall theme. I think it holds the record for the most "fucks" said in a movie.

Topic: Trump the Traitor - Stepping Back on Repealing Obamacare
Posted: 02 Jan 2017 19:02

"The issue is not quality but accessibility.Of course the rich of the world come to the US, they can afford it. That, in contrast to all those Americans, who can't. And a healthcare system that is not accessible to those who need it, isn't a good healthcare system, regardless of what the rich can afford."

Perfect. I couldn't have said it better myself.

Topic: Trump the Traitor - Stepping Back on Repealing Obamacare
Posted: 31 Dec 2016 22:27

Health care cost a lot of money. Nobody denies that. But is it more important to have military expenditures that exceed that of the the next ten countries combined? You bitch and moan over giving people basic health care (that the rest of the developed western world has found a way to do) but yet you don't bat an eye over spending trillions on military.

The USA is ranked 37th by the world health organization for quality of health care. But the average cost per citizen far exceeds that of any other nation. (Norway is 2nd by the way). So when the most economically powerful nation on Earth spends more on health care than any other country per capita and still has millions of people that have no health coverage whatsoever.... Is something not wrong??

The affordable care act was a step in the right direction, in that it gave 10-20 million people basic health care. If you actually thought that Trump would eliminate it then congratuations! You make up the swarms of red hat wearing uneducated masses that actually fell for his childish pandering. After all..that's what the republican party does best. Convincing uneducated trailer trash to vote for them under supposed threat of "gay marriage" or "gun control" so rich businessmen can continue to get rich at the expense of the general population.

A wise man once said... "I don't think globalized health care will work in the USA because most of Americans don't want health care if they have to pay for anyone else to have it as well."

Is that the case? Is this a selfishness issue? That seems pretty fucking petty. Shouldn't the great and mighty U S of A have a health care system that aspires to to reach the lofty goals of international powerhouses like Columbia, Portugal or Saudi Arabia? ( Yes... all ranked higher that the US).

No system is perfect but can we not all agree that the first step is just getting all people basic care?? Now I understand that the US has divided into "teams" and any inspection into actual knowledge will be clouded in confirmation bias, but you have to get out of your bubbles and actually look at the things the rest of the world might actually do better than you. And health care is definitely on that list.

Topic: On Culture and Fated Social Status
Posted: 31 Dec 2016 21:33

I think you should re-write this and try to make it more condescending. I'm sure there are a few people left out there that aren't completely sick of you yet.

Perhaps cloaking another right wing diatribe in pseudo-intellectual reasoning would be better suited if you didn't spew it 24-7. It's as if everyone's sightly racist uncle has found a way to put down the Budweiser at thanksgiving and oozed out of the woodwork to continuously infect social media. I'm sure you have a nephew that can teach you how to use facebook. Psst...just avoid the n-word.

So when you're done bitching about "cuckservatives" or complaining about the number of minorities in the new Star Wars movie, maybe find something else to spend your time on? There's always knitting...or cross burning...I hear Downton Abbey is good. Or maybe just spend some time reflecting and try to figure out how not to portray yourself as a complete bag of dicks.

PS Still haven't figured out a profile pic huh? I have a few suggestions if you're interested.... Just go to google images and type in "Un-fuckable white guy." I'm sure something will come up.

Happy New Year.

Topic: Canadian Government Literally Sponsors "Beige Horizon" Video
Posted: 06 Dec 2016 14:55

Ok ok. I would like to premise this with a statement of the full realization that the majority of right wing conservatives have lost the concept of comedy. I realize that years of FOX news has somewhat blurred the lines of humor and reality (even if done unintentionally). So I would suggest that unless you are watching 90's style sitcoms with cheesy laugh tracks over low brow dick and fart jokes, you stay away from anything that reasonable people would consider comedy. Especially if it involves anything ironic, sarcastic or satirical. There is a reason why there are virtually no right wing comedians and its probably not because "Jews run Hollywood". You guys can not only not take a joke...but Im pretty sure you don't know what a joke is.

The fact that you are taking this this so literally and and found the need to make a post regarding its intent, I guess I feel the need to explain things as if I was talking to a child. So here it goes:

This is a comedy show. Albeit a politically tinged one. It satirizes and pokes fun at Canadian and international politics. Since you decided to abandon all sense of reason and elect a clown as your future head of state you can surely expect a deluge of further such jokes made at your expense. Hence the Trump references. Is it meant as a mockery? Yes. It is meant to make you feel as if your 1950's style utopian ideal of society is comedic and futile? Yes. Yes it is. Are you offended by the references to the almighty evil of the "marijuana cigarette?" Then I'll give you my grandma's number and you can talk with her since you probably share the same antiquated views on weed as you most likely do on race.

Now a biology lesson. People fuck. When people fuck they mix DNA. Most scientists (sidebar: scientist are people who believe in facts) understand with the current mixing of ethnicities, homo sapiens will tend to genetically migrate to the average when it comes to skin color. This might be scary to some people but that color is a slight brown or beige.

In essence, if you don't understand this very simple, if not slightly mediocre comedic message and/or are offended in any way... It's making fun of you!

Any questions? In the future I'll be happy to break down the comedic intent of anything you find beyond your comprehension. As well as explain the political or economic views of those that might not quite meld with your own.

As a side note... If you can find the hours in a day to write numerous diatribes on tired old political nonsense, could you at least take 20 seconds to pick a fucking profile picture. Spewing half baked political theorems from the confines of that creepy white silhouette is like hearing child-rearing advice being shouted from a blow horn in a white van with no rear windows.

Topic: Police kill more whites than blacks, but minority deaths generate more outrage
Posted: 04 May 2015 21:39

Nudie nudie, where are you man? I was hoping to rekindle our previous intellectually debating relationship. Or did you lose the article you cut out of Guns and Ammo? I truly miss your tendency of focusing on cherry-picked statistics to prove your poorly supported points.

Minority deaths generate more outrage? Gee... I wonder why. Maybe its because you live in a nation that has done more than any other in the developed world to promote racial inequality than any other. When exactly did you outlaw slavery? Oh wait... you had to actually fight a civil war over it. And then... more than half your nation still refused to accept people of darker skin than yours as equal people. Now, I admit...this is not an anomaly in world history. But as a country that claims to be the bastion of freedom and equality, I find it amusing that you didn't give black people equal rights until the 1960s.

But yeah...You're probably right. There is not a racial component to what has been happening lately. Even though you enslaved an entire race of people and then built a nation based on supposed total freedom but continued to form a nation built on continued subjugation of blacks and eradication of native americans. I find it amusing that your type focuses so much on that hallowed 2nd amendment yet rejects one of the basic principles set forth in your declaration of independence.

You treat black people as subhuman. The entire world recognizes it, so maybe its high time that you grow the fuck up and recognize it as well. Just listen the to 911 recording of people that call in and report the apparent misdoings of "black" people. Nobody calls 911 and says "there's a white guy looking suspicious outside my house. Please send the cops."

Is race the only issue? No. But your inability to recognize race as a contributing factor is not only unhelpful but detrimental.

Topic: Kate Upton Too big to be SI swimsuit?
Posted: 04 May 2015 20:45

I think people seem to have difficulty differentiating between fashion model appeal and general sex appeal. The people that design clothing tend to lean towards very tall, very skinny women because those are the medium in which their clothing is best demonstrated. There is soooo much outrage over what this perceived "ideal" based on fashion model physiology. Nobody gives a shit, other than the people that are presenting the clothes for international sale. Most of the people that get upset are women that don't feel adequate because they don't meet these supposed ideals. When you look at fashion modelling... think of those women as clothes hangers from which designers hang their clothes. If you want to know what men actually find attractive, look at playboy, penthouse (if they actually still exist or...PORN.

Kate Upton is fucking gorgeous. Is she thicker than the usual fashion model? Yes. Does that decrease her appeal? Hell no. For all the guys out there...I really don't need to say anything because I think you feel the same as me. For the women... Please please stop using fashion models as this supposed ideal that you are supposed to live up to. And please stop referring to all women that are thinner than you as "Anorexic". And please please quite claiming that all men have this "thinner is better" attitude. Attraction is not a choice. And you should repeat that mantra to yourself everytime you turn the page in one of those stupid fucking magazines that you read. You read those magazines because that is what YOU want. You want to know what guys want...buy a fucking Hustler. Fashion media is for women, not for men.

Watch Kate Upton playing flip cup on Jimmy Fallon. Yummy. Should she model bikinis? I really don't care. All I know is that she looks damn amazing in that red dress and she look stunning in that game of war commercial. But please dont call her a "plus sized model."

Topic: Should creationism be taught in schools?
Posted: 04 May 2015 19:35

Hear ye, Hear ye. I am back and I have seen the light!!

After years of aimless wandering in the desert of the unfaithful, I Have returned. I only ask that all you uncouth, heathen sinners repent and bow down to the obvious fact that obtaining actual knowledge will severely decrease your chances of getting into heaven. (Unless you provide an adequate donation, of course).

Do not ask questions...Do not think that your puny human mind can even begin to question the almighty lord. (Oops...did I forget to capitalise something there?). We do not know absolutely everything about evolution, so that obviously brings the chances down to less than 50/50. We also don't know 100% of everything about the Roman Empire. So that obviously means that it simply did not exist! What's that you say? 99.9999% of scholars believe that the Roman Empire did exist? Well that simply makes you all sheep. I have a book written in Japan in 137 BC that says the entire west was covered in Ocean at that time. Please refer to my upcoming forum thread: Roman Empire Denial 101

Now I don't care that the vast majority of the world's scientists ( and yes, I'm talking about people that actually devote their life's work to studying this kind of thing) have accepted evolution as a fact. And I don't care that we can actually see physiological evolution and natural selection taking place in short lived biological species such as the drosophila melanogaster fruit fly....If you can't show me a slug transforming into a person then you must be completely wrong.

No, no, no. Until you can show me a monkey turning into a homo sapien within a lifetime, then I'm going to stick with that tried and true, fail safe argument of MAGIC. Yes, that's right. Magic. My mommy and daddy told me so and thus I feel it necessary to impart that particular brand of superstition on to the next generation. Some may call that intellectual child abuse but I prefer to use the term "pre-emptive faith healing."

Show me the evidence! Oh...what is that you say? there is a plethora of evidence for evolution? Well if it contradicts the facts written in our holy book, then I just can't accept that. What I meant to say was.. Show me the evidence in an incredibly dumbed down version of science that I can either dismiss due to complete ignorance or else somehow squeeze into the limited world view that I have built around myself.

Creationism taught as science? Is there any other option? But why stop there? I've just been fucking dying to major in tarot card reading in university or take that class in astrology that I've always been craving. Fingers crossed... I'm still waiting to be let in to the Griffindor science club.

Topic: Quick question, Dick or Cock?
Posted: 30 Sep 2011 18:11

Sometimes its good not to directly mention them, but allude to them. All depends on what the intent is with the story. I personally dislike words like cock, pussy, cunt, etc. I find them derogatory and used as a means for the author to be lazy. Now, it cannot take away from the quality of an author as a whole, but it can slightly mar the quality of the story. But that's my opinion, not a solid fact.

I was going to say that 'no one would agree with me, but I hate reading any of those words' and then I saw this. I agree with you. This is the first erotica-only website I've ever been on. In all my other writing communities, when I read erotica they never name it.

I pushed inside her works just as well (better in my mind), than I put my dick/cock in her.

Here, I'll be getting into a story and then have hold back laughter after reading cock, cunt, fucked, or the the dreaded 'cum'. The first three won't kill the story for me, but it does water down the arousal factor.

What about "throbbing manhood?" Or "pulsing member"? Probably still too dirty for you huh? I think you need to stick to cheesy romance novels with pics of Fabio on the cover, wearing a white, flowing shirt and tearing with unbridled passion at the bodice of his female suitor....

People use dirty words (now I feel like a kindergarten teacher) in sex stories because they evoke feelings of arousal in themselves and in most readers. Show me a guy or girl that doesn't like to have the words "fuck me" whispered into his ear during sex, and you can bet their are one boring, vanilla lay. Perhaps you should go back to diddling yourself to Twilight posters and fantasies of being swept up by prince charming..... Oops. Sorry. I didn't mean to use such crude language there. I should have said "touching yourself down there". My apologies.

Topic: vancouver 2011 riot
Posted: 17 Jun 2011 18:42

I would like to say that that riot was NOT about hockey. The same thing happened in 1994, and when game 7 was going to be held in Vancouver again, everyone here expected the same thing. It would have happened whether the Canucks won or lost. I hate reading the international news and hearing them say that it was "upset canucks fans" who were angry the team lost....

There were people who went down there, not only expecting to riot, but hoping for it. Who brings a black ski mask to a sports event?? These idiots were not angry or upset. You can see the footage. They are excited, lustful and almost euphoric. The good thing is, that with so many bystanders taking pictures and the prevalance of social media, the majority of these retards are going to be caught and prosecuted.

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