Forum posts made by dancing_doll

Topic Novel idea for an interracial story
Posted 24 Sep 2011 12:38

I actually don't mind stereotypes... movies, porn and pop culture is filled with them. You've got the blonde socialite (Paris Hilton), the bumbling englishman (Hugh Grant), the cerebral wise asian guy (Mr Miyagi).

I just think it depends on the way you write the story. Sometimes you can use stereotypes to add a satirical or humorous bent to the plot. I think it's also important to give these over the top perfect characters (the rich, gorgeous and charming ones) a few flaws to make them more realistic and relatable and prevent the dreaded sinkhole of writing by creating a 'Mary Sue' character.

I would rather see a story about a mysterious, brooding asian MMA fighter sent overseas on the training/fight circuit than a cheesey faux-007 playboy. When it comes to sex and erotica, I think a dark and angsty past and a bit of bad boy edge is definitely going to make him a hotter ticket than just superficial wealth, tuxedos and good looks.

Just ideas... Don't be discouraged Yellowdragon! In the end, it's all about the quality of the writing and the story... and you have to be invested in both. Just start writing and see where it takes you! icon_smile

Topic Happy Birthday Her Royal Spriteness!
Posted 23 Sep 2011 10:51

Happy Birthday to a true original of talent, beauty, intelligence, sweetness and kink combined! A girl that inspires dirty Disney fantasies and is like a little shower of glitter upon all our hearts and minds...

Let's rejoice and celebrate the birthday of Sprite, Kittygirl, Blondie, Supergirl, Mrs. Kate and of course, our darling Rachel. Who knew so many personalities and so much fun could come in one tiny package?

Love you girl! XO

Topic mma fighters: hot or not?
Posted 23 Sep 2011 07:27

yea ive found that GSP is a common theme among female admirers;)

I've noticed this too, but don't really understand it. GSP does nothing for me (and especially weird since I'm Canadian!). But I've never been into the bald & muscular look.

Personally I think KJ Noons is the hottest fighter in MMA.

And I'll admit, I'm totally entertained by Chael Sonnen's attitude.

Topic Are girls liars?
Posted 23 Sep 2011 06:43

I think it depends on the girl. If she is a hooker, a virgin, seriously inexperienced or if she is really desperate to keep you, she might feed you ego-lies. Personally if I did it, I would burst out laughing.

There is almost always something flattering you can say to a guy rather than resort to cheap ego-fuel that the guy will ultimately know is BS.

Topic Awkward Girlfriend Stuff Please Help
Posted 22 Sep 2011 20:26

she brought two of them to dinner as a "surprise" doll you are on top of it so should i end it or give her time to work her shit out i really like her if that helps

If I was doing this to a guy (and I have in the past) the best thing he could do would be a hard pull-back. That is, not clingy/hovering or trying to accommodate me, but more to shake me up and make me realize what I might be losing. When someone dicks another person around because they are trying to figure things out, they assume they have that person squarely in their corner and that they are willing to wait and put up with any array of hot-and-cold bullshit. If a guy employed a strong take it or leave it stance or if he himself just said "hey looks like you need a bit of space so why don't we both take some time apart" it would probably freak me out enough to fear losing him. That might speed the decision along.

Of course, if she legitimately wants out, this probably won't work but will operate more as her ticket out of the relationship. But then again that's probably preferable than wasting time, wondering what she's thinking or if she's trying to do the "slow death" style of ending a relationship because she doesn't have the guts to just pull the plug straight out. A lot of people aren't good with break-ups so they often take the passive way out by trying to wind things down. Plus there is less finality to it so it gives them a window of time where they can reconsider or change their minds.

Also... beware that there might be another guy in the picture. The only reason I say this is that if a new guy is lurking and she's starting to have feelings for him or tentatively playing things out with him to see where it might go, this is a strong reason as to why she will want to avoid having sex with you in the interim. Girls, especially when they are all starry eyed about a new guy, might see having sex with their existing boyfriend as cheating on the new prospect. Weird, I know. But because they aren't sure what they really want (yet), they are trying to keep the status quo and not rock the boat until they feel that they are ready to jump ship.

Topic Why swallow?
Posted 22 Sep 2011 17:12 least act like you've never swallowed before. Like it's the 1st time in your life that you ever even contemplated letting a man shoot his load in the mouth of the lovely woman you want 'us' to fall in love with.

Otherwise, some of us men are apt to think.........

"Wow, she really loves to eat cum." At which point the next logical thing to think is: "Hmmm, I bet she's swallowed more cum than the shower drain @ the local university's - football locker room, on gay-jack-off-contest-day."

You're not likely to be marriage material at that point in his thinking process lol

Me, I wouldn't give a second's thought to being your fuckbuddy going forward...or even kissing you. I know that you brush your teeth and gargle and it's probably been at least 24 hours since you last blew some dude, besides me.

But I'm not your average, ordinary guy. Nutbag

Well… this is kind of being ignorant d'oh!

I soooo agree.

The whole "women who are dirty and love sex must be promiscuous whores" thing should be an extinct theory by now. Unfortunately this is what keeps many women inhibited and in fear of judgment and stereotypes. Then later guys will complain about how the sex isn't hot enough and why they have to cheat for quality fucking.

This is also the reason why women feel compelled to state "I never do this kind of thing" over and over again when hooking up with a guy on the first night.

Why can't we just assume that some women enjoy sex more and/or are better skilled at it. It doesn't necessarily mean that her 'number' is into triple digits or that she sucked off the football team about an hour before your date. Maybe she's just naturally talented or has done her 'research'.

Speaking of 'research' and to answer the original question, the reason I swallow (and I swallowed on my first BJ) is because before I had sex, I'd watched porn and that's just what the porn girls did so I figured this was standard fare and I wanted to be the best I could be! I had no idea what to expect but I certainly wasn't going to wimp out by spitting or gagging. Swallow and smile. I've never considered anything less. icon_smile

Topic Awkward Girlfriend Stuff Please Help
Posted 22 Sep 2011 15:51

Not gonna lie... it doesn't look good.

She might be in that "wind-down" phase where she has been using her girlfriends as therapists and they've been supporting her in her confusion on whether to continue your relationship or not. It appears that she's still undecided so she wants to keep you hanging until she figures it out. In times like these, girls either do the "I'm going out of town for a few days" excuse or they bring their girlfriends everywhere as an intimacy buffer.

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 22 Sep 2011 10:05

Topic The texture of cum
Posted 22 Sep 2011 09:19

This is an excerpt from the cookbook.

Heat up a lightly oiled frying pan. Remove from heat and ejaculate directly into the pan, return to heat and fry the semen without stirring. This will create a mini-omelette, or in some cases, many small omelette-drops.

OMG, can someone please try this and give us a review! *jumping up and down enthusiastically*
Felix, I'm looking at you to take one for the team, here! Taste test required, obviously. L16

Topic The texture of cum
Posted 22 Sep 2011 08:47

I haven't read the cookbook, but does it only allow for fresh cum? Or can you use cum that has been stored in the fridge or freezer? And if so, what's the shelf life? If it can be stored and used later then I'm sitting on a gold mine of easily produced and consumable resource/commodity here.

I think it's best when used fresh... those little swimmers probably add a little extra zest to the batter. icon_biggrin

Topic mma fighters: hot or not?
Posted 22 Sep 2011 06:12

OK, so if we're going with looks aside and strictly on the merits of whether or not being an MMA fighter gets the juices flowing, I'd say that there is an element of hotness given the discipline and skill required in the sport and the physical fitness (guys like Roy Nelson notwithstanding).

I love to watch but I rarely have dirty thoughts about the fighters... well, until it starts turning into a bloodbath or the hematomas start bulging and then mmmmm... kidding! For real, I think there is something virile and exciting that goes back to our cave-girl instincts about a man that can effectively exert power in the physical domain but still have the restraint to know when to use it and when not to come across like a bar-brawling douchebag.

Having said that... it's not like being an MMA fighter gets an instant "omg, I want to fuck you" response from me at all. Looks/intelligence/personality aren't always a given just because you know your way around the octagon. But yeah, talent is always sexy.

Topic The texture of cum
Posted 21 Sep 2011 12:40

Though that cook book opens up all kinds of revenge ideas.

"Oh honey, our messy break up is soooo in the past. I can hardly remember why we fought so much. Oh yeah, you slept with my best friend. Anyway, let's just let bygones be bygones. Look, I baked you some sticky buns as a peace offering! I know how you love them with extra icing..."

Topic The texture of cum
Posted 20 Sep 2011 19:13

I don't know about texture, but this could make for an interesting dinner party.

Scarily enough... this is an actual cookbook that you can buy. I need to stop Googling subjects that I don't think could ever possibly exist. I keep traumatizing myself.

Topic Do you watch porn? How often?
Posted 19 Sep 2011 17:15

Yes I do. How often I watch it tends to vary, but on average a couple of times a week I'll watch a few short clips. I don't have the patience for marathon porn sessions.

Topic Boobs with visible veins
Posted 19 Sep 2011 17:11

I'm not really into obvious veining in general on any body parts. The worst is when you have that bulging vein that bisects the forehead on guys and girls (Sprite's juicebag pic has a nice example).

Having said that... we're really just talking about superficial preferences here. It's not like veins are a deal breaker.

Topic Does the M make it more manly?
Posted 19 Sep 2011 16:51

That's a good one, bigguns. I also like the Manpon, for plugging that ass if it's been reamed by a dick one too many times to pucker properly.

I take it you have first hand experience with this? I mean, I don't see how else you could have thought of this scenario.

No, silly. On a woman it's called the Buttpon. Same use, though.

buttpon? Are you suuure? I heard it called a ho-pon. That I've heard.

Well considering that every woman from every ass-fuck gif you post probably needs one, I'll consider you the greater authority LOL. Ho-pon, it is!

Nah, to ensure proper fit I think they're more in line for a Ho-Sponge actually.

Topic Photos with Strangers
Posted 17 Sep 2011 10:38

It happens all the time. Since I'm not a big FB girl (because I hate the privacy issues with it), I'm not one of those photo-obsessed people that view the world through the lens of their camera-phone. I also don't really see the point of pics with strangers you don't even know the name of. It seems kind of desperate.

The best occasion: I was at a really trendy upscale place for dinner/drinks in NYC last year with a girlfriend. Some obviously 'moneyed' men at the table nearby sent us over some dirty martinis and then one guy comes over and says that they are celebrating some guy's 85th birthday and can he get a picture with us. I think we kind of felt obligated to go along with it. But for real... this tiny little OLD man who can barely talk/walk gets up and hobbles over to us with his cane and we end up posing with him for a pic like * he's the man *. Maybe he gets to look like a stud at the nursing home when he shows it off later... who knows. geek

I just think it's a weird thing to ask/do but seems to be more and more common these days.

Topic Charlie Sheen: The Epic Interview
Posted 17 Sep 2011 08:50

He's definitely a survivor! (hmm... maybe he really does have adonis DNA and tiger's blood!)

I think the level of outrageous humour that he used during his psychological meltdown will help his image recovery with fans and the general public. Most of his antics were laughable and people still like him. It's not like he was scraping the sidewalk by the gutter like other celeb-meltdowns (eg. Gary Busey, Mel Gibson, David Hasselhoff).

When I read Gary Busey saying stuff like this: "I went in like a crop-duster with my nose flying first and snorted the cocaine off the dog. You get a little bugs, you get little hairs, you get grease and goo from the ground; it's not at all a healthy thing to do. But when you're an addict, you don't think of health" I think... hey, Charlie Sheen has a lot less damage control to deal with. At least Charlie knows that lines of coke should be snorted off the asses of strippers and hot porn stars... not Fido.

Topic Today in Pictures (post a picture representing your mood)
Posted 17 Sep 2011 07:46

Topic Photos with Strangers
Posted 16 Sep 2011 15:33

This phenomenon may happen to guys too, but I'm pretty sure it's more of a girl thing.

When you're out (socially) and strangers want to take take pictures of you, or more often to take pictures of you standing with them, what's your take on it? I'm not talking about dirty pics but more so pics that will probably end up posted on facebook and other social media sites. On occasion it's a club promoter/professional photog, but a lot of times it's total strangers (both young and old) that have had almost no interaction with you before they ask "Hey can I get a pic with you?"

I'm usually pretty nice about it (especially if I'm drunk) but when it happened last night, one of my girlfriends reacted really negatively to it. I think she was afraid of being part of some potential weirdo/douchebag's private photo collection.

What's your take on the whole social media photo-craze thing. And would it bother you to pose for pics with total strangers and not know where these things are posted or where they end up or is it just part of a fun night out?

Guys, feel free to chime in on this one too... especially as to why you guys ask. Is it a self-esteem thing to collect pics with strange girls to show your friends or post to your facebook wall to look popular, or what?

Topic The Rage Cage
Posted 16 Sep 2011 11:45

1) No directing your rage at other members - this is not UFC (sorry, Doll, but it's not!).

I'm not even kidding...when I saw the title of this thread I got a bit excited... Embarassed

Topic All women say looks don't matter
Posted 15 Sep 2011 15:30

Women want guys that are basically "nice" and "sweet" but there are other criteria on their list too (and I'm not talking about physical attractiveness).


should we automatically assume that a guy that is told that he is the "sweetest, nicest guy ever" automatically translates into being "perfect"? Women look for a lot of different things when it comes to being a compatible personality for them. It doesn't meant that guys are either nice/sweet OR total assholes. Think about the gray zone in between. Maybe there's just a mismatch and she's trying to give you a compliment. It doesn't necessary mean that it's about looks.

A nice/sweet guy with a great body doesn't really translate into the perfect man for a lot of women (including me). There's more to it than that. But when we see the incompatibility, we tend to default to complimenting a guy's positive traits before backing off. It doesn't mean the only reason we don't want to date him is because he isn't hot enough.

Topic Query regarding a friend
Posted 14 Sep 2011 17:22

LOL I think if I could get every member that logs on for a whole week to view my profile, I still wouldn't get 1/4 of the views that Dancing_Doll gets in a month or even a year!

Considering I'm invisible 100% of the time, have no naked pics of myself, don't cyber and barely talk to anyone, it's quite a feat to pull off!

Actually that statement probably makes people want to click on my profile even more, doesn't it?

Come on newbies... you know you wanna look.

Topic ladies, do you enjoy watching men masturbate?
Posted 14 Sep 2011 13:37

I don't really have an interest in watching a random dick (and I'm not even talking about the actual body appendage).

It all depends on who is doing the stroking. With a partner it's definitely a huge turn on... preferably if I'm inspiring it.

Topic Should creationism be taught in schools?
Posted 14 Sep 2011 12:50

But, where the hell is Damon any ways?

He's chained up in my closet. I only let him out for for good behaviour (rare, as you can imagine).

You can send postcards though!

Would you let him out for a minute? You can keep him on a tight leash.

I can't make any promises... he's pretty unruly, even on a leash.... But I will let him know that he's being 'paged' to the Think Tank. icon_smile

Topic What song was at number one on the day you were born?
Posted 14 Sep 2011 11:18

Karma Chameleon by Culture Club

Oh ye-ah!

Topic Cravings
Posted 14 Sep 2011 06:23

Sour Skittles

Topic Canada: Where even the criminals are nicer.
Posted 14 Sep 2011 06:21

I've been following that story since it first broke, and even though I'm Canadian... I was truly amazed at the happy outcome.

The guy's lawyer had said that his client was basically "borderline retarded" (his words, not mine), and I think his own mother's sobbing pleas to "be a good boy and return the kid" might have worked. If only more criminals would listen to their moms... *sigh*

Topic Whacky Evolution theory vs whacky Creationist theory vs whacky 3rd theory
Posted 13 Sep 2011 11:39

My dear Dancing Doll and others who venture to post their opinion on this issue; may I ask?
Obviously NO.
If you wanna understand Evolution; Please, Please go to the dentist and not a cobbler.
I don't mean to insult any profession; but please understand that every knowledge (Science) has been specialized because of hugely and daily addition to every branch of knowledge.
Please understand that now there can't be an all knowing Socrattes or Plato.
Even Einstein, the greatest scientist of the Millinieum was a Mathmetican and a Physicist.
He would have told you to go to a pharmacist if your asked him about Penecillin.
Go to the Specialist.
Learn what is the process of evolution, as known to the mankind by now.
Well, sure, we need to know much more, but the path of finding still greater evidence and knowledge has been laid.
If you don't follow that; well, there are human beings still, who create idols with their own hands and yet worship them.
One can't do much for those who are not prepared to go forth and learn.

Uhmm... What??

I don't understand the point of this post or how it relates to my skepticism of the Star Child or Pye's theories. Or have you completely misread my posts and decided that I am anti-evolution?

I highlighted your line about creating/believing in idols because I believe this gets dangerous when we put our faith into unproven, unscientific theories about the origins of man. Not everything is known, agreed (this statement by itself will always be an impossibility). But we do rely on substantiated scientific theories in so far as evidence has been provided... And we reject the hocus-pocus bullshit of some guy selling a theory because he found a weird looking skull that he refuses to hand over to neutral, unbiased labs for testing, and is now basing his own money-making business around it. That's what I call 'false idol worship'.

My mind (and science) is always open. But we need a standard of scientific proof to give credibility to a theory if we are to go past what we understand about evolution today. 'Til then, it's just guesswork, con artists, cults and bullshit.

Topic Should creationism be taught in schools?
Posted 13 Sep 2011 10:36

But, where the hell is Damon any ways?

He's chained up in my closet. I only let him out for for good behaviour (rare, as you can imagine).

You can send postcards though! 3601